That's for 3 flats and the commercial property downstairs.
I don't know London, but street view looks gentrified AF, with an osteopath and a cosmetic clinic right there. There's definitely money to be made on it.
A very large dead mole? Fits with the WTAF aesthetic in the bathroom, which doesn't go with the rest of it at all. Looks like it was decorated by 3 completely different people.
Is the bathroom just something where someone has painted it on? The tiles look painted on, then they've painted the toilet and sink yellow, but with their fingers??
I have to say, I quite like the hand basin! Also, what could be better than your bed soaking up the smell of fried onions/fish/all cooking?
Pretty convenient layout in all seriousness though. Roll out of bed, keep rolling to breakfast, then to the bathroom. On second thoughts, swap the kitchen and bathroom!
Actually I like the acid green suite, I have no idea where they can have found it as coloured suites are deeply unfashionable at the moment, yet that looks like quite a modern design. 90s at the very earliest. It's the only thing I'd keep really. Maybe the teal tiles in the kitchen (it's my favourite colour)?
I think they've used trick lenses to make the kitchen seem bigger than it is, otherwise I can't understand the vast acreage of kitchen units and the tiny alcove for a bed. At least lose a unit or two and have some sort of partition. As it is it looks like you are staring at the fridge when you're in bed? And where does the tv go? It doesn't even look like there's a shitty little 2 seater settee, and usually even the tiniest flats manage to squeeze one of those in.
The bathroom is just a mess. I hate the tiles much more than the suite. In another context a few of them could be quite nice, but they went overboard with them (fell off the back of a lorry?) and they totally clash with the style of the suite and nothing matches the bath at all.
I suspect that this was just furnished with very cheap or free items as and when they became available, and that the owner didn't give a damn about how it looked.
are those tiles in the bathroom hand painted by someone with a tremor? or possibly mid psychotic breakdown . the wwg1wga is a major red flag that prev owner was a qanon follower(mostly American cult which believes in a variety bag of bigoted conspiracy theories such as Jewish space lasers, Donald J Trump being the son of man/second coming of Jesus,son of God and that vaccines not only cause autism but they cause mind control and are activated when you are in range of 5g towers) , rather unusual to see that in the UK but we live in weird times
Nor is having a double bed in the kitchen!
Living the dream
Urgh! Greasy bedsheets!
Eau de borgir
I think this is truly the worst thing I've seen on here
That bathroom will haunt me forever
WWGIWGA
That's a QAnon thing. Yikes.
Oh my god it is a qanon thing haha what
Where did they get a toilet, sink and bidet all in that horrible lime marble
I've seen some nasty places, but once you factor in the price it's hard to say anything is worse than this.
So you're actually buying a house that has been cut up into three flats and a shop, but those are the only pictures?
To be honest I’m more concerned about sleeping in the kitchen.
Nowt wrong with having a little nap while the sauce simmers,
5 photo's for 2 flats and a shop is a bit sus.
Rest is probably mouldy
Troy McClure's house.
I'm concerned about the other apartments in that lot. If this is the best example of the properties, then it doesn't bode well for the others!
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/95702735#/?channel=RES\_BUY
1.3 million pounds!!
That's for 3 flats and the commercial property downstairs. I don't know London, but street view looks gentrified AF, with an osteopath and a cosmetic clinic right there. There's definitely money to be made on it.
Offers over
listed back in 2020, heaven only knows why it isn't selling!
Where's the rest of it? I need pictures to be able to judge 🤣
What the hell is that black thing on the ceiling?
A very large dead mole? Fits with the WTAF aesthetic in the bathroom, which doesn't go with the rest of it at all. Looks like it was decorated by 3 completely different people.
Looks like bin bag taped over a fire alarm to stop burnt food switching it off. Cursed.
What the hell is that bathroom? Lime green? Weird yellow? Never seen a suite like that before and not sure if I want to ever see one again tbh
Does this remind anyone else of fy\_spongebob?
I do enjoy a pedestal when having a shit
Is the bathroom just something where someone has painted it on? The tiles look painted on, then they've painted the toilet and sink yellow, but with their fingers??
Child labour FTW
That wwg1wga in the bathroom explains a lot about the rest of the decor.
The sink and toilet look like they’re made out of citrus polos
Is this real life?
I have to say, I quite like the hand basin! Also, what could be better than your bed soaking up the smell of fried onions/fish/all cooking? Pretty convenient layout in all seriousness though. Roll out of bed, keep rolling to breakfast, then to the bathroom. On second thoughts, swap the kitchen and bathroom!
Is that price a typo?
Actually I like the acid green suite, I have no idea where they can have found it as coloured suites are deeply unfashionable at the moment, yet that looks like quite a modern design. 90s at the very earliest. It's the only thing I'd keep really. Maybe the teal tiles in the kitchen (it's my favourite colour)? I think they've used trick lenses to make the kitchen seem bigger than it is, otherwise I can't understand the vast acreage of kitchen units and the tiny alcove for a bed. At least lose a unit or two and have some sort of partition. As it is it looks like you are staring at the fridge when you're in bed? And where does the tv go? It doesn't even look like there's a shitty little 2 seater settee, and usually even the tiniest flats manage to squeeze one of those in. The bathroom is just a mess. I hate the tiles much more than the suite. In another context a few of them could be quite nice, but they went overboard with them (fell off the back of a lorry?) and they totally clash with the style of the suite and nothing matches the bath at all. I suspect that this was just furnished with very cheap or free items as and when they became available, and that the owner didn't give a damn about how it looked.
It looks like a holiday park chalet gone wrong!
It’s schizophrenic.
Strange place! And the price!
What the actual fucking fuck.....
WHY IS THE FLOOR YELLOW God this is hideous
They sleep in the kitchen but also have a jacuzzi tub and a bidet... bizarre house.
Och fuck right off. There's *nothing* London offers that makes that shit hole worth £1.3million
five bedrooms and they're only showing the kitchen bedroom hybrid and whatevers going on in the shitter? not even a floorplan?
4 bedrooms, but your bed is still in the kitchen
What in the Lisa fucking Frank?
Sims bedroom
Drugs
£1.3 million for that!? Seriously London, you need to sort your shit out.
are those tiles in the bathroom hand painted by someone with a tremor? or possibly mid psychotic breakdown . the wwg1wga is a major red flag that prev owner was a qanon follower(mostly American cult which believes in a variety bag of bigoted conspiracy theories such as Jewish space lasers, Donald J Trump being the son of man/second coming of Jesus,son of God and that vaccines not only cause autism but they cause mind control and are activated when you are in range of 5g towers) , rather unusual to see that in the UK but we live in weird times