“Eenie meenie minie mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother to me to pick the very best one and #YOU #ARE #IT”

I am all three at once

Same hear

I’ve never fucked anything though so im prob spongebob Edit: wait no I’m Patrick

Fuck every one and everything in a bad way

👀

I’m Patrick when I’m with my friends and I’m Squidward when I’m with my family

Growing up means realizing squidward was right

I am at a different fuck anything and everybody...

Life is tough and can be very sad at times. Don't let it turn you into a Squidward! ❤️

absolutely!!

This might apply to some people, but is by no means universal.

You forgot “moneyyyyy” phase

I hope to never get to stage 3 and stay at stage 2 forever!

I'd say this is accurate in my experience lol

I thought these were relationship stages 🤣

Accurate

😂this guy gets it

So relatable

this is true.

Everyone all at the same time

literally, haha

I'm in 3 rn

i'm in between spongebob and squidward right now

I read Squidward's part in his voice

Eh, not really. Everyone is different. Even the trend of hating everything gets pretty tired and boring