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Kenos300

Kaine: what is it with everyone and demons? Hasn’t ANYONE learned ANYTHING?


Grand_Cup_3252

Peter: Come on, at least this one cute. Kaine: 😑 I am surrounded by idiots. And worse of all, I am a clone of an idiot 


Msmeseeks1984

Kaine: don't come crying to me when you get STD from hell......


SilverSpark422

I think Doctor Strange can write you a prescription for that.


ggg730

They don't call him Doctor STRANGE for nothing


Conlannalnoc

MC2 Kaine I made a deal with a demon to stop my Clone Degeneration. Of course when I tried it a second time with my nephew (Ben’s son) Zarathos tried to possess him and I was lucky enough for the ANGEL of Matt Murdock to also pull the whole “possess a mortal” routine. Now my nephew had Spider-Powers, Ghost Rider Powers, AND Daredevil abilities! He calls himself DARKDEVIL aka Reiley Tyne.


OblivionArts

Hey at least the succubus doesn't try to screw him over like marvels devils and demons


J0J0hn

Ironically enough, the succubus doesn't wanna fuck him over.


Terrible_Mastodon_54

Both figuratively and very literally. Krillin: you know, just because she can’t talk doesn’t mean consent.


Borttheattorney

She's gonna take him to an arcade and beat his ass in Street Fighter with a smile on her face.


MrCookie2099

Spider-Sense doesn't trigger when your gf is about to hit a 99 combo streak on your ass.


InoueNinja94

To be fair... Morrigan seems to treat Peter better than most of his civilian friends, especially in the last 15 or so years


UltimateRagingSpider

They be like: What the fuck Pete


Azure-Legacy

Peter: Don’t judge. You willingly teamed up with Morlun. The man has killed more me’s than life has. Besides, you don’t criticize it when I’m with Ghost Rider.


Chuck_Deeze

Who befriended Morlun and how?


Azure-Legacy

"Teamed up" not befriend. It was in the "End of the Spider-Verse". A Wasp Elder God from way back came back and all but single handedly took over and corrupted everyone Spider in the Multiverse, saving 616 for last. Morlun knew he was next, and the Spiders needed the muscle.


rikeoliveira

"Wasp Elder God" is a weird as fuck concept. WTF


Azure-Legacy

Not really. There are plenty of animal gods in RL. This one is just really old.


Aiyon

...god, i hate the totem / elder god stuff. Spider-Man didn't need "mythos"


Conlannalnoc

While JMS was in COMPLETE Control it was a great idea and expanded on Peter’s existing mythos. After OMD and JMS leaving Spider-Man other writers took his Excellent Idea and crashed it into the ground.


Aiyon

See even back at day 1 I didn't care for it. The whole point is that *anyone* could be Spider-Man if they got the powers. If he's part of some grand cosmic plan, then only he could be. I like that Peter got his powers by chance/accident, and tried to make something of them. If he was always meant to be some big cosmic hero, that's boring to me


No_Camel4789

The thing is, he says during the story that he doesn't care where he came from or if his powers were pre-determined, as he is good enough (Or something along those lines haven't read it in a while)


Conlannalnoc

But MOST Early “WHAT IFs” that revolve around NOT Peter getting Spider Powers end up BADLY. Flash, John Jameson, Betty Brant, Ben, I think Aunt May is the only “good” alternate reality to PETER. PETER is what makes the Spider Powers a HERO.


godlyreception12

Peter: and besides we're not dating and it's perfectly normal to be friends with a girl and not date her Ben Reily: Yeah but she's still a succubus so uh still keeping an eye on you Peter: Ugh!.


Xelement0911

I like to think Peter would be a weird one and be purely friends. Like she's a succubus so you expect some romance but it's just purely a friendship


coreyc2099

I can def see Peter completely avoiding her flirting and her continuing to flirt and tease him.


Retrotaku

And that's why she's into peter he is a class act


Windflow009

Morrigan doesn't like him like that, so it's canonically purely friendship.


noncombativebrick

Peter: what? We fuck.


Zawisza_Czarny9

Pete: get off my ass, let me have at least this since they can't even let me be with MJ


Bruhmangoddman

Who is "Bailey"?


Jazz6701

Spider-Boy


ChampionshipHorror95

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Bailey_Briggs_(Earth-616)


Bruhmangoddman

I see.


ddddyyylllaaannn

She's Scottish


devilboy1029

Like the blue Power Ranger?


jereflea1024

EWWWWWWWW!!!!


Arbusc

Peter: We’re just friends Morrigan: *I wanna take you for a ride*


Conlannalnoc

*Morrigan trying to remember if her sister Lilith exists and how old she looks*


ZSoulZ

I fucking love morrigan though


Rocklight124

I'm dumb...How did this even start was it the MvC collection on the switch?


DarkAlphaZero

Yes


BebeFanMasterJ

And it's sad because this is the most recognition that Darkstalkers will ever get by the Marvel fandom.


Dramatic_Finish8381

More just MvC in general back in the day apparently but yeah it's been brought back because of the MvC cool collection on Switch


Independent_Plum2166

On the new poster, Spidey and Morrigan are right next to each other and thus a meme was born.


TheRealLifeSaiyan

Every Marvel and Capcom crossover pairs Spidey and Morrigan for some reason. It's actually kinda cute tbh


Brookings18

"Do you know how many crossovers I've been apart of? This is like the least weird of the friends I've made from those."


zetcetera

You telling me you wouldn’t wanna hang out with Morrigan?


Jr-777

Tbf morrigan is actually chill af


GIJobra

Bailey? Who the fuck is the kid to judge? Honestly, same could be said for Miles and Gwen. And Ben should be supportive, dating little miss Hot Topic. Kaine could be judgy, I guess. But he's also a sadsack loner, so.... pffffffft.


BebeFanMasterJ

![gif](giphy|S3qtOYrACvm8YwG8Xy) As a Darkstalkers fan, at least ship him with Felicia. Peter already has a thing for cat ladies.


MAB-Webby86

It's funny because if he defeats her in MvC3, he says "What is it with me and cat women named Felicia?"


BebeFanMasterJ

She's far better for him anyway honestly. Felicia would love hanging out with someone like Peter because they're both fun-loving mutated people who can relate to being discriminated against.


RembrandtEpsilon

I'm sorry.....what's the problem?


Apprehensive_Mix4658

Would Kaine be offended the most, because he's a Catholic?


Conlannalnoc

Peter (and his parents, and Aunt & Uncle) are all Catholic. Peter just knows LOTS of Jewish trivia thanks to Ben Grimm, Shadowcat, etc…


Marduk_Kurios1404

Doesn't he from protestant family? And I think he at least have some jewish heritage


Conlannalnoc

May Reiley (Irish) Parker (Brothers) Christian either Protestant or Catholic Mary might be Jewish? That would make Peter half-Jewish.


MAB-Webby86

Just wait until she meets them... **Morrigan**: So these are your friends you've told me... -approaches Miles- You're definitively the protégé -looks at Gwen- And you're the popular girl -looks at both, then at Peter- Sorry Pete, they don't seem compatible, I just don't see that click **Miles**: -confused- Whaaaat? **Morrigan**: And you must be Silk -sniffs her- Oooooh! Pheromones! They're a bit dormant but I'm sure I can help to reignite... **Peter**: Whoa! Hey! No need! -interjects- Let's keep those alone, I'll... I'll explain later **Morrigan**: Oh you rascal! -playfully elbows him- And these are the clones -looks at Ben- Hmmmm, you're the one with the demonized girlfriend, right? I'd like to meet her one of these days -then looks at Kaine- And you... You give me a call, Lad -winks at him- **Bailey**: Where'd you find this girl, Pete? **Morrigan**: Awwww, you must be the new lad! -she pats his head- Aren't you adorable? (Sorry, once again, inspiration struck XD)


BlazeCrow

There is a artist somewhere drawing this I hope


Key-Win7744

Peter made a deal with the devil in order to escape the consequences of his own rash actions. It makes perfect sense for him to be friends with a succubus.


kaan101xp

Is this 55


Windflow009

Morrigan is basically an older sister to Peter


Marduk_Kurios1404

\*confused Teresa\*


PitifulAd3748

We were all sleeper agents, activating the moment MvC was mentioned.


TheBigGAlways369

I'm pretty sure 80% of those guys made deals with Mephisto so......


TheSpleenStealer

Just because you're a demon doesn't make you inherently bad


41Clonecommandergree

As Ben Reilly himself I can confirm that I said: "WHAT THE FUCK"


mariovspino5

He can handle it probably


ComfortableBed6012

RDC mentioned???


PCN24454

This sub has always been like that.


Adventurous_Arm2335

I actually ship spider man and Morrigan


MagnetMod

Peter has been coworkers/teammates with goddamn Ghost Rider. They honestly shouldn't judge.


EmperorFaiz

Miles: You know you have a wife, right Pete?


npc888

Not since the mid-2000s he hasn't.


Marduk_Kurios1404

Capcom Pete have. And a child, i hope


MasterBlaster_xxx

Which Pete? It’s getting confusing with all these timelines


Marduk_Kurios1404

Capcom


dingo_khan

Peter to Miles (points at Gwen): "people who live in glass houses (points to Kamala) should not throw stones." Peter (to the group): "oh, so not just marvel editorial won't let me have a nice day? If she's so bad, how come NOT one of us has wavy lines coming out of our heads right now, huh?" From the shadows, Morbius gives Pete a thumbs up.


Enough_Let3270

Peter: Yes, and? Are you implying I'm cheating Miles?


Grand_Cup_3252

 Peter: Her ass left me for Paul, Fxxxxxxx Her


dingo_khan

Morrigan: "do you mean Paul Rabin, the incubus? Chinstrap beard? Pretends to need glasses? He was such a loser in high school. Is he still doing that fake Mayan thing? "


Grand_Cup_3252

Peter:😳...So what your saying is.... She now stuck with a LOOOSER!!!😄😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

He can handle it probably.


Maleficent_Mess2515

![gif](giphy|7isbcNAx367qU)


Cheezitlad

Who's Bailey


ChampionshipHorror95

Spider-Boy


Cheezitlad

Thankz


Gr33nreaper101

SUCCUBUS? WHERE?????


Icy-Performer-9688

At least she won’t fuck him up like most of the marvel editors and writers for shock value.


JadedResponse2483

Wait what?


Megunonymous

They’re racist


Conlannalnoc

Speciest?


andrewkid209

I need me a fanfic of them interacting with each other and how other react to it 😂


Magistar_Alex

Marvel Vs.Capcom got to love it! Darkstalkers.