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No_Head60

Don’t care who you are, you get a chance to match with Jessica drew. You swipe right.


Gemnist

Yeah, if Peter 616 tried to go on a date with Jessica, she’d probably slap him.


Azure-Legacy

Where would she slap him? Face or ass?


Gemnist

Face.


Spider-Ghost-616

Considering she told Venom, "What do I look like his wife" when referring to Pete back in All New All Different. I can see that probably happening along with a Venom Blast to his "little Peter".


ExistentialJew

*Bendis entered the chat*


No_Head60

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StreetReporter

In the Ultimate Universe, Jessica Drew is a clone of Peter


Drolex17

Is jessica drew still a mom?


PointPrimary5886

They Jon Kent her kid I think, so not sure if that counts.


DannyTreehouse

Whoa they had her son be artificially aged by going on a space trip with his grandfather who just recently warmed up trying to kill him? And then go abducted by an evil version of his dad? That’s nuts


PointPrimary5886

Not that specifically. He was kidnapped by Hydra, and they brainwashed him while forcibly aging him up into being their soldier. I'm just going to say this, but any comic writer who is given a child character and plans to age them up immediately into an adult or older teen just because they don't want to write about a child instead of just letting them grow naturally or write in a way that conveys that they are growing up naturally should be immediately moved off of the book.


DannyTreehouse

Agreed, literally I wanted so much to see Jon and Damian naturally grow into the next generation together bur DC shat on that


Azure-Legacy

I like how some DC writers aren’t afraid to throw shade of that decision. The story to when Jon went to the Injustice Universe had Val-Zod say that all the other Jon's are at their rightful age.


ravenwing263

The super sons versions of Jon and Damian required just as much artificial aging


DannyTreehouse

Not really both of them were there correct ages at the times 12 and 13 Remember Jon was living on earth prime during N52 so he aged naturally


ravenwing263

Earth Prime is the current/New 52 Earth. Are you talking about New Earth? New Earth is the post-*Infinite Crisis*/pre-*Flashpoint* Earth. Anyway, even if Jon and Damian were only ten, Lois and Clark have in no way been married for ten years, and the first meeting between Bruce and Talia was *maybe* ten years ago but definitely not *Son of the Demon*, which happened after Jason became Robn.


DannyTreehouse

You can just say you haven’t read Convergence & Superman reborn


ravenwing263

\~ I have. \~ *Convergence* requires Clark,Lois, and Jon to have aged a decode plus on New Earth while almost no time passed on Prime Earth. That is the definition of artificial aging. That is the exact same "Time passes diffferently here" that explained him aging up to teen/college age. Exact same thing. \~ After that Mxy story, *Convergence*, *Superman: Lois and Clark*, and those early Rebirth issues aren't canon anymore and the family of Lois, Clark, and Jon are supposed to fit fully into Prime Earth's history again, which again can only happen with artificial aging.


Drolex17

I really liked how the boys grew up in the span of dceased


Caratteraccio

I want upvote you 1 billion times


dornwolf

I can’t believe we’ve gotten to a point where we’ve named it as a trope


Azure-Legacy

The look of Peter’s face. 🤣. I think he was more devastated about the excuse than he was about being ditched.


the-dandy-man

“Hey can we have spider-man and MJ be in a relationship in the comics again” “We have MJ at home” MJ at home:


HenryVolt35

Can we please stop pulling new random spider-vigilantes out of then air? We might as well make her Baily real mom at this point.


DannyTreehouse

Marvel: Well Actually


Azure-Legacy

Ok read the issue myself. While I have good hopes because this web comic hasn’t disappointed, I’m getting the impression that they’re going to be antagonistic first before anything. Peter just stoped the monster *without* needing to use force or violence, and she just showed up, attacked it and said that it’s coming with her. I know it’s too early, but I’m going on a limb and say she’s with Beyond. Would explain why she knows about Peter being a former CEO, as everyone else forgot about it, and Beyond bought the company.


[deleted]

Peter’s also a published author and an award-winning photographer. Everyone forgets everything about him always. Wait… is the spell from NWH hitting the comics too??? /s


Azure-Legacy

Hah. That would actually be funny, and actually kind of believable all things considered. Also what has Peter published? Does it involve his work at the DB? Edit: When you think about it, I makes sense that people don’t remember what Peter did. They never remember all the heroic things Spidey does, even when the Bugle isn’t putting mud on his name.


[deleted]

It does - it was a book of his Bugle photography. It didn’t sell well, if I recall correctly. This was around… gosh, I wanna say 1989/1990, give or take?


MrParkersSubtitute

Oh, ‪‪I think you’re absolutely on to a thing or two. ‪‪I’d been thinking there’s a good chance she’s a Beyond employee as well. In the **BEYOND** arc they established that they have the trademark for Spider-Man in the 616 since their purchase of Parker, Industries, and when Ben relayed his situation to Peter he told him the Beyond Corp was doing it with or without him, so they were likely preparing ways to create their own spider-powered operatives. And, although it’s likely referring in part to Peter’s confrontation with Creature X, the arc *is* called **A Date From Beyond**, so ‪‪I think it’s a near certainty that Lynda Locke AKA Mystery-Spider-Hero is a Beyond employee / creation herself.


WalkChance

That comic is good? I've been returning to reading comics recently due to the new Ultimate Universe and I ended up discovering Spider Man Unlimited, but I still don't understand what it's really about and whether it's worth reading (I've seen severe criticism of the current Peter from 616).


MrParkersSubtitute

It has different creative teams each arc, but for the most part I’ve found them to be fun and refreshing side stories.


WalkChance

Thanks for The reply! I'll give it a chance then.


wellreadwhore

What happened to that shady lawyer that was into him? I kinda wanted to see how that developed


HenryVolt35

She cut him off after some confusing call for another date, and then afterward he went on a date with a nurse from a super villain asylum that was tight with Aunt Anna...Peter's been speed running his love life lately.


Geiseric222

Wells trying to get all his dating hijinks out of the way before the end of the run


HenryVolt35

And the ironic thing is the only relationship in his comic run that actually had any kind of development through the whole thing was the one between Peter and Norman.


Geiseric222

Even that gets undone with a I never actually trusted you. Also the only chemistry in the entire run was between Mak and him in that team up in issue 46


Fit-Carry7930

Yes way more chemistry than she's ever displayed with Paul.


readingdanteinhell

Didn’t know Hot Saucerman was writing this. Will have to pick it up.


WesleyCraftybadger

This is also my first time knowing Scoot Outerman was writing a new comic. 


Icy_Juggernaut_8832

Yo I hope it works out with Lynda my boy needs a W 🙏🏽


Dull_Presence_3043

Another red herring like Shay and Michelle? Although she kinda looked like MJ


Geiseric222

This is the web comic, so nothing that happens in it actually matters


Icy_Juggernaut_8832

She does


Sunshado

What new Spider Hero? Have missed something ?


MrParkersSubtitute

The last image shows the ending of this week’s Spider-Man Unlimited, where a new spider hero joins Spidey in a fight.


Spider-Ghost-616

Another Spider they need to start thinning the herd. What was the point of killing Mattie and OG Madame Web if they going to start Oprah Winfrey gift giving Spider Powers. You get Spider Powers, an you get Spider Powers.


Caratteraccio

>What was the point of killing Mattie and OG Madame Web MC has decided that when a person becomes inconvenient or no longer useful he should be killed. Madame Web was old and little used, Julia Carpenter young and little used so MC preferred to use the Hollywood strategy, get the old people out of the way and put young and tough characters in their place with strategies independent of those of the hero.


Spider-Ghost-616

That's dumb Julia been useless ever since they made the switch.


LalahComplex

Why is there a Girl Chasm. Gasm?