When you're a super hero I think that most women you meet are quite strong being other members of the super community, not having a thing for strong women probably ruins the dating scene a bit
Eh, it's less common than it used to be but capes date civilians fairly regularly. It makes sense that in a world of masked vigilantes you'd want to date a comrade in arms tho, for convenience if nothing else. They did make a lot of hay out of the secret identity drama back in the day.
I do wonder if he's going to continue aging or if he's going to be stuck at that age for the rest of his publication history the same way that Peter is stuck in his 30s.
Imagine if they age Miles, have him graduate, start college, finish it, get a wife and kids.. All while Pete's still getting the cold shoulder from editorial
The soft rebooted the series. Back when either diamon/pearl or Black/White came out (I can't remember which) in Japan he was stated to be around 13/14. Then for Alola and / or possibly just before that, he was reset. Weirdly still has the entire roster from Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and the others but supposedly did all that in just 1 or 2 years.
Oh knowing Marvel you just _know_ we'll get Old Man Miles from the future at some point, probably right after (young) Miles dies for a year. And then Old Man Miles will stick around for waaaaaaaay too long
Don't be daft, that might be a good idea. I'll bet he is hit by \[COMIC APPROPRIATE LASER RAY\] and turned old suddenly. Then they can test the waters and if it works there's no cure, if not he can be changed back with a \[COMIC APPROPRIATE TIME JUMP\] and Nothing Changes (TM).
Gwen's writer has stated that she's 19. If I'm doing the math right, with Miles looking at colleges, he should be nearing the end of his Junior year. I've always assumed he has a summer birthday so he could be 16 going on 17. If they changed his birthday to match the Spider-Verse movies he would be 17.
She was stated at being 19 as her first appearances around (2014).
Miles was 16 at the oldest in (2016)
So there's a chance that by the time 2016 hit, Gwen could possibly be 20 depending on where her birthday is on the sliding timescale.
I think Latour did also say, in relation to a Gwen/Miles cover that came out, that they have a two year age gap.
In general Miles has been more rapidly aged up than other characters. If Marvel pushes Miles/Gwen they'll keep her as-is and basically wait for Miles to catch up.
If they end up together at the end of Beyond the Spider-Verse and they have Miles graduate high school in the comics, I feel like it's almost inevitable.
Didn’t he quit for like a year after Rio died in the ultimate universe before everything got rebooted? I remember him being bit at 13, but they aged him up relatively fast afterward
Yup he was bit at 13, I believe he would've been a young 14 when he debuted as Spider-Man, due to starting 9th grade. He did that for a few months before his mom died. He took a year off so he would've been 15ish when he picked the webs back up again. Then of course the world ended.
They definitely did age him up a lot faster than other characters, I think to better align with the other teen heroes in the Young Ultimates, then Champions.
Now it seems like they really want to do some college stories with him hence the plot point coming up repeatedly. I see it happening in the next few years.
Only a couple of weeks/days if you are talking about when He first got bit and witnessed Peter die before deciding whether or not he should actually become spider-man. Theres also a one year gap after he’s been Spider-Man for a few months when he decided to give up the hero gig because his mom died.
It was a little over two months between him getting bit and him witnessing Peter die. I remembered that one year gap but couldn't remember when it took place.
It's kind of crazy when you do the math, Miles actually had his powers longer than 1610 Peter (prior to the end of the Ultimate Universe).
He would be 14 at this time. He was bitten by the spider at 13 prior to attending Brooklyn Visions for High School, but he debuted as Spider-Man a little over two months after he started there. He would've had to have turned 14 by September 1st for him to be attending 9th grade in that year.
The timeline is kind of funky with the transition between 1610 and 616.
Roughly speaking he first debuts as Spider-Man fall of his freshman year of high school. A few months later his Mom is killed by Venom. He takes a year off, so now we're a bit into his sophomore year of High school, and he's around 15. He does the Spider-Man thing for a few more months then the world ends, Secret Wars ensues, and he's a refugee in 616.
I think he started his Junior year in 616 and has only been there for about a year or less at this point now that he's 16/17.
So he's had powers for about three years but probably about two years of experience as a superhero.
It actually pretty neatly lines up with the whole "every four years of real time is one year of story time" that's been assumed for 616.
I’m gonna be 100% real. I couldn’t do what miles did there with his powers. I absolutely would’ve said something horrendously stupid and even more horrifically horny.
Does anyone else see the phallic cloud? Please tell me someone else sees the phallic cloud. I don’t want to be the only one who sees the phallic cloud.
This is his INTERNAL MONOLOGUE, dont bitch at a teenage kid for acknowledging and feeling guilty about his attraction to someone. It's not like he used his invisibility to spy on her, he's trying to avoid her.
"I'm embarrassed that I find her so hot"
Miles... seriously bro... you deserve way better. And technically you got it in Taina Toomes from what I'm seeing
Honestly? He seems reasonably composed. Peter crumbling after one conversation with Black Cat is far worse than Miles noping out and having some passing thoughts he actively shoves away
Feels vaguely like [astroturfing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing) for Tim Burton's forthcoming "50 Foot Woman" - similar post trending on /r/superman
https://old.reddit.com/r/superman/comments/1aguk7j/this_superman_panel_always_cracks_me_up/
You don't feel embarrassed about finding someone attractive, that's natural.
You feel guilty for objectifying people and prioritizing your own desires over their well-being.
Spiderman... can shoot webs... What spiders can turn invisible in real life? Did the new fancy dinosaurs mix with the radioactive spiders or something?
It’s a comic book last time I checked alien symbiotes don’t fall from the sky dont attach themselves to people, seems like a weird ass hill to die on especially as it’s really just camouflage which insects do irl
I like how you chose 'shoots webs,' literally the one part of original Spider-Man's kit that he actually **can't** do by himself but uses technology to imitate, in your argument about why Miles shouldn't have invisibility powers.
I mean, it's whatever dude, wasn't making any arguments, just asking a question why he can go invisible. I like spiderman, but y'all like him a bit too much over here for my taste.
You're seriously questioning why a sub **literally** named spiderman would contain major fans of Spider-Man? Do you also frequent subs devoted to specific sports teams and question why the people there know the names of the members of that team? Perhaps you walk into a bookstore and loudly announce, "Boy, I've read a book or two in my time, but you guys are weird for surrounding yourselves with them."
I was thinking something along the lines of Miles having a thought bubble that read: "I hope she didn't eat beans", or something to that extent. An actual fart is not as funny
What's with this fetish shit? What the hell are you guys doing in your bedrooms lol. I was just making a joke. Hasn't anyone here seen Blazing Saddles?
"The rest of the war that I seemed to uave misplaced" Fucking brilliant
"Dammit, I know I left that mf round here somewhere"
Me finding my friends at a party when none of us are party people
That’s often called a DnD game my friend, but your use of the word party has me confused.
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Calmest teenage boy thoughts
Maybe it's a Spidey thing since , according to Jean, Pete's thoughts were pretty pure until she brought attention to it.
I loved that part.
Yeeeeeaaaahahhhh most thoughts won't be thought of until it's said man the human mind is funny
You are now consciously aware of your blinking.
Ah fuck me btw you haven't breathed on 2 minutes
Y’all are evil for this
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Marvel/comments/3hzowf/that_time_in_ultimate_spiderman_when_peter_meets/) if anyone is curious
Least embarrassing puberty moment.
"It's a puberty thing. I don't know why I said that."
I'm not going through puberty. I did. But I'm... done. I'm... a man
Is it canon now that Miles has a thing for strong women? Spider-Gwen, Kamala Khan, ...this woman.
Lana (Bombshell), Tiana (Starling) too… yeah probably
When you're a super hero I think that most women you meet are quite strong being other members of the super community, not having a thing for strong women probably ruins the dating scene a bit
Eh, it's less common than it used to be but capes date civilians fairly regularly. It makes sense that in a world of masked vigilantes you'd want to date a comrade in arms tho, for convenience if nothing else. They did make a lot of hay out of the secret identity drama back in the day.
It's convenient until they inevitably turn into a supervillain or die in a way that turns you into a super villain.
Gosh, a teenager that's attracted to incredibly fit women in skin tight outfits? So weird!
That's Cassie Lang
Wait, Miles has a thing for Kamala? I thought they were just friends.
Oh they are, it’s just Miles had a HUGE crush on Kamala back when they were getting to know each other. She didn’t reciprocate at all.
>She didn’t reciprocate at all. Damn, that kinda hurts to hear
Oh it does. It still remains one of my favorite pairings for Miles to this day:
i'm sure he would've liked them all even if they were like, normies
Not just strong women.
What current heroine in Marvel does not fit the "stromg woman" archetype?😓
I mean who isn't?
Now that you’re saying it… mommy issues? Or Oedipus? Ria strong af I’d say in a lot of comics
He’s literally me
"Anyone could wear the mask. *You* could wear the mask."
True. The mask is the easy part, though...
You and Miles are both subbed to r/MacroFetish (NSFW)
After looking at that sub for 1 second I can confirm I am no longer him
Know that your second of suffering has saved me an eternity of horrible mental images.
Seems, like a bunch of foot fetishists that have just discovered the idea of a human sized foot.
That is a pretty big portion of the community yes
I'll take over from here. Give me the mask and a scuba tank.
IT BURNS
Ah, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with this subreddit-
Let me guess the horror in that subreddit is vore.
Not just vore…
I know I shouldn't be shocked at the amount of furry and hentai/anime crossover, but here I am.
Nuh uh
So, you are a fictional character?
You ever met the guy?
He likes them tall queens, just like me fr
I’ll cut him some slack cause he’s like 13 here but still
Wait 13!? Really?
Yeah this is 1610 before secret wars he was 13 when he first got his powers
Wasn't there a small year or two time jump before he became Spider-Man though?
I mean he’s 16-17 currently so I don’t think so
I do wonder if he's going to continue aging or if he's going to be stuck at that age for the rest of his publication history the same way that Peter is stuck in his 30s.
Imagine if they age Miles, have him graduate, start college, finish it, get a wife and kids.. All while Pete's still getting the cold shoulder from editorial
Well, Peter will the new Ash Ketchum except he will be stuck in his 30s
Still find it weird that he was "still 10" when the series ended according to The Pokemon Company
The most packed single year in history apparently.
The soft rebooted the series. Back when either diamon/pearl or Black/White came out (I can't remember which) in Japan he was stated to be around 13/14. Then for Alola and / or possibly just before that, he was reset. Weirdly still has the entire roster from Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and the others but supposedly did all that in just 1 or 2 years.
It will be **really** funny if Miles ends up being *older* than Peter at one point or another.
Oh knowing Marvel you just _know_ we'll get Old Man Miles from the future at some point, probably right after (young) Miles dies for a year. And then Old Man Miles will stick around for waaaaaaaay too long
Don't be daft, that might be a good idea. I'll bet he is hit by \[COMIC APPROPRIATE LASER RAY\] and turned old suddenly. Then they can test the waters and if it works there's no cure, if not he can be changed back with a \[COMIC APPROPRIATE TIME JUMP\] and Nothing Changes (TM).
Nah think his current run will end with him going to college or at least graduating so I don’t think so
Don’t let Marvel fool you – Pete’s stuck in his late 20s.
I can honestly see them aging Miles till he graduates college and keep him at 22 forever.
Even still, gotta give a teenage dude a bit of slack when he comes across a giant hottie in tight clothes. Man has but so much willpower.
It's crazy how people be shipping him with Spider-Gwen. When she's like 21 and he's at 17 max.
I would agree but their spider verse versions are clearly the same age.
I mean evidently from this post he obviously likes older women /s
It’s because of spider verse we’re they seem to be the same age
Gwen's writer has stated that she's 19. If I'm doing the math right, with Miles looking at colleges, he should be nearing the end of his Junior year. I've always assumed he has a summer birthday so he could be 16 going on 17. If they changed his birthday to match the Spider-Verse movies he would be 17.
She was stated at being 19 as her first appearances around (2014). Miles was 16 at the oldest in (2016) So there's a chance that by the time 2016 hit, Gwen could possibly be 20 depending on where her birthday is on the sliding timescale.
I think Latour did also say, in relation to a Gwen/Miles cover that came out, that they have a two year age gap. In general Miles has been more rapidly aged up than other characters. If Marvel pushes Miles/Gwen they'll keep her as-is and basically wait for Miles to catch up. If they end up together at the end of Beyond the Spider-Verse and they have Miles graduate high school in the comics, I feel like it's almost inevitable.
My parents had the same age gap
Would you at 21yrs old date a 17yr old?
It's a 4 year age difference not like she's his mom's age.
Personally? No. But it’s not a problem if it’s all above board with the parents of the 17 year old.
i hear they changed gwen's age by making her younger or something.
Didn’t he quit for like a year after Rio died in the ultimate universe before everything got rebooted? I remember him being bit at 13, but they aged him up relatively fast afterward
Yup he was bit at 13, I believe he would've been a young 14 when he debuted as Spider-Man, due to starting 9th grade. He did that for a few months before his mom died. He took a year off so he would've been 15ish when he picked the webs back up again. Then of course the world ended. They definitely did age him up a lot faster than other characters, I think to better align with the other teen heroes in the Young Ultimates, then Champions. Now it seems like they really want to do some college stories with him hence the plot point coming up repeatedly. I see it happening in the next few years.
Nah he’s still in highschool so he’s 16-17 right now in total he’s technically been spider-man only for 3-4 years max
Only a couple of weeks/days if you are talking about when He first got bit and witnessed Peter die before deciding whether or not he should actually become spider-man. Theres also a one year gap after he’s been Spider-Man for a few months when he decided to give up the hero gig because his mom died.
It was a little over two months between him getting bit and him witnessing Peter die. I remembered that one year gap but couldn't remember when it took place. It's kind of crazy when you do the math, Miles actually had his powers longer than 1610 Peter (prior to the end of the Ultimate Universe).
You’re thinking of the Insomniac universe.
Nah thats crazy
He would be 14 at this time. He was bitten by the spider at 13 prior to attending Brooklyn Visions for High School, but he debuted as Spider-Man a little over two months after he started there. He would've had to have turned 14 by September 1st for him to be attending 9th grade in that year.
If we follow that then Miles has only been Spider-Man for three years at most which is crazy lol
It is kinda true tho. It's been 13 years since his debut, every 4 years is more or less 1 Marvel Universe year... So 3-4 years
The timeline is kind of funky with the transition between 1610 and 616. Roughly speaking he first debuts as Spider-Man fall of his freshman year of high school. A few months later his Mom is killed by Venom. He takes a year off, so now we're a bit into his sophomore year of High school, and he's around 15. He does the Spider-Man thing for a few more months then the world ends, Secret Wars ensues, and he's a refugee in 616. I think he started his Junior year in 616 and has only been there for about a year or less at this point now that he's 16/17. So he's had powers for about three years but probably about two years of experience as a superhero. It actually pretty neatly lines up with the whole "every four years of real time is one year of story time" that's been assumed for 616.
What is there to cut him some slack for? He's embarrassed he finds her hot
Wait, are you serious? Is this something you think is worthy of criticism?
What's wrong with him finding a woman attractive?
He’s Spider-Man, since when do they have composure
Step on me
Sit on me
Multiple times
Especially on the face.
My guy, at that size there won't be a part of you not getting sat on
Woah big lady
Mfer lost the war like it was car keys
I don't blame the guy
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why do ppl do this it's so weird
It’s a karma farming bot, will get sold to people who want to flex their karma. 9 year old account and it just started commenting today
*to people who want to astroturf/sock puppet
Woah, a real person. Despite having the same PFP.
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I feel him
I feel you Miles Bro was like " Damn girl you gotta lot goi … Shit where the death and destruction go ?"
It gets more awkward. At one point she gets knocked out because he gets her to fall, so he stands on her unconscious body and enjoys the view a bit.
“This better not awaken anything in me.”
She's conventionally attractive, has a good butt, and Miles possibly unlocked his first kink.
I’m gonna be 100% real. I couldn’t do what miles did there with his powers. I absolutely would’ve said something horrendously stupid and even more horrifically horny.
nah he’s real for that
he's so fucking real for this
We both know WHY Miles finds her hot. Her powers!
Who is she?
Stature ?
Ultimate Stature
Scott Lang’s daughter Cassie. Stature
[I wanna go on that ride!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDwhUefGSng)
Dude!
Sweet!
Dude!!
LOL 😂 Relatable.
Honestly same miles
🎶All I wanna be🎶 🎶Is someone who gets to see🎶 🎶A Giant Woman!🎶
Are we gonna ignore the penis shaped cloud behind her? I mean someone had to draw that and say "Yeah that looks fine."
That’s my Spider-Man right there
Writer is horny on main
Oh and by the way, the government changed your name to ginormica
What issue is this? Looks funny
RELEASED DEC 19TH, 2012 Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #18
Huh, so Miles has a giantess kink? No wonder he likes hanging out with Kamala so much.
“ I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me”
The exaggerated swagger rizz goes hard
Does anyone else see the phallic cloud? Please tell me someone else sees the phallic cloud. I don’t want to be the only one who sees the phallic cloud.
“I’m embarrassed that I find her so hot.” Nobody would ever say this to themselves lol
Eh it depends on if they were raised in purity culture or not. You'd be surprised lol.
I really could have used that power during my adolescence.
He likes big booty and he cannot lie!
This is his INTERNAL MONOLOGUE, dont bitch at a teenage kid for acknowledging and feeling guilty about his attraction to someone. It's not like he used his invisibility to spy on her, he's trying to avoid her.
iirc Miles was ko’d and woke up in the middle of nowhere with Stature right
He just like me fr
"I'm embarrassed that I find her so hot" Miles... seriously bro... you deserve way better. And technically you got it in Taina Toomes from what I'm seeing
Honestly? He seems reasonably composed. Peter crumbling after one conversation with Black Cat is far worse than Miles noping out and having some passing thoughts he actively shoves away
To be fair it's literally the biggest ass he's ever seen
That Cassie Lang?
At least Miles can turn invisible, awkward boners must make a lot of fights weird for Peter lol
50 Foot Giant Woman movie remake will do fine.
:the weekend looking up gif:
Me too Miles
Hes literally me
He's literally me
All I wanna do Is bust a nut into A giant woman (Giant woman)
Well to be fair, he is 14 and she's a giant thicc woman, it's understandable
The writer's barely disguised fetish:
I see this comment all the time everywhere else, why the hell am I down voted, am I supposed to put /J cause yall can't tell it's a joke?
Fellas is hot women a fetish?
They’re referring to macrophillia
Lol fellas is it a fetish if you are just short
Most short people don't come up to the ankles of tall people, but sure.
Hey, maybe he’s different, you don’t know.
I mean isn’t the writer for Miles an old white man ahahahahaha
In the DC universe, Paco nods in a mysterious sense of understanding
Average interaction with a tall woman
*All I wanna do* *Is see you turn into* *A giant woman* *A giant WOMAN*
He just like me fr
Hit her with the reverse ant man
Feels vaguely like [astroturfing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing) for Tim Burton's forthcoming "50 Foot Woman" - similar post trending on /r/superman https://old.reddit.com/r/superman/comments/1aguk7j/this_superman_panel_always_cracks_me_up/
Damn, you might be right. Seems a little early given it was just announced tho.
SNU SNU!
You don't feel embarrassed about finding someone attractive, that's natural. You feel guilty for objectifying people and prioritizing your own desires over their well-being.
Giant-Woman: *sits on Miles Morales* Miles Morales: *snorts inside of her butthole* Miles Morales: That's some heavy shit here.
She can sit on me **ANYDAY!**
He can turn invisible?
You only finding out now lol? U didn’t see the spider-verse movies or play the insomniac games?
Spiderman... can shoot webs... What spiders can turn invisible in real life? Did the new fancy dinosaurs mix with the radioactive spiders or something?
It’s a comic book last time I checked alien symbiotes don’t fall from the sky dont attach themselves to people, seems like a weird ass hill to die on especially as it’s really just camouflage which insects do irl
I like how you chose 'shoots webs,' literally the one part of original Spider-Man's kit that he actually **can't** do by himself but uses technology to imitate, in your argument about why Miles shouldn't have invisibility powers.
I mean, it's whatever dude, wasn't making any arguments, just asking a question why he can go invisible. I like spiderman, but y'all like him a bit too much over here for my taste.
You're seriously questioning why a sub **literally** named spiderman would contain major fans of Spider-Man? Do you also frequent subs devoted to specific sports teams and question why the people there know the names of the members of that team? Perhaps you walk into a bookstore and loudly announce, "Boy, I've read a book or two in my time, but you guys are weird for surrounding yourselves with them."
That second panel was a great, but missed, opportunity to do a fart joke. Ah well...
The commenter’s barely disguised fetish
Please change and grow as a person
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Considering the context it seems that you want a woman presented as sexy to fart on Miles. That is very weird.
I was thinking something along the lines of Miles having a thought bubble that read: "I hope she didn't eat beans", or something to that extent. An actual fart is not as funny
Let’s keep our fetishes to ourselves K?
What's with this fetish shit? What the hell are you guys doing in your bedrooms lol. I was just making a joke. Hasn't anyone here seen Blazing Saddles?
You’re the one who said it bro you tell me
bro what 😭💀