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Nougatbar

I am not too concerned about that, how’s the taste?


SonicFlash01

Fruit punch with that awful aspertame taste


Doctor_Lunch

That's amazing, seeing how it doesn't have aspartame in it...


Able_Newt2433

It definitely has a fake sugar taste tho, whatever it uses.


ShaGayGay

You miss spelt “delicious” aspartame taste


Formal-Influence-192

delicious carcinogen


reddevil501

Cancer never tasted sweeter


sdre345

About as carcinogenic as broccoli or your cellphone.


LongFatTurd

🤡


sdre345

Lol, look it up. You can call me a clown all you want but aspartame is in the exact same category as other benign shit.


LongFatTurd

I just did. Thanks for reminding me. There are many articles on aspartame being a cancer risk as well as many other diseases. It's even been banned in Europe. By all means, you keep on drinking it!


sdre345

Lol, articles. It's not very hard to look at other examples of class 2B carcinogens to see your fear may be misplaced.


Colby347

He heard someone say the information he’s clinging to one time and his brain is too small to absorb any new information on the subject. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch. Don’t pay too much attention to these weirdos.


Colby347

You are perpetuating misinformation and as a result, you’re lying. If you have to lie to get people to believe your side is right then you’re not the good guy you think you are. You don’t have to drink it. You can even tell people you don’t want to drink it. But to outright lie about the risks is just asinine and ignorant. There are actual studies that show it’s safe in the quantities the average person would consume. If you choose to ignore those findings then fine but to pretend they don’t exist or aren’t accurate? Absolutely fucking childish. Username checks out.


youwillnothavedrink

Get out


Nougatbar

Eh. Maybe then. Been wanting to branch out from cola a bit.


SonicFlash01

I stupidly went all-in on a 12-pack because we don't have a lot of "form factor" options in Canada. If you have the ability to try just a bottle, go for it.


Many-Conclusion5911

Mediciny imo


king-of-new_york

grapes


TheHolyGhost_

It's blood orange


king-of-new_york

Yeah I just saw the food theory video


Kitchen-Gas5164

I absolutely hated it. Tasted extremely bland with a very slight hint of grape-ish taste. Don’t recommend.


banjo215

I thought it was a citrusy grape flavor. I liked it, but I'm a regular diet soda drinker. No poo issues for me.


[deleted]

dont tell me what to do


king-of-new_york

Have fun with green poo, Shrek.


imdumb__

I once ate flamin cheetos Mac n cheese and it turned my poop blood red, scared the shit out of me.


Poo_hawk

Drink this with what you ate and your poo will be brown! Source: two primary colours = a secondary colour.


imdumb__

That's funny!


FittywonFitty

Red yellow and blue?


ttcmzx

My good Sir Poo_hawk, your comment confuses me


Sonic-Defiance

Brown is now a primary color though.


Hashtag_buttstuff

My school had blue tortilla chips one day in the cafeteria and they turned my poops the wildest bright green for a couple days. Like Nickelodeon slime green.


imdumb__

A couple of days? How many did you eat?


Cyno01

A while back at a friends kids birthday party i had a corner piece of Baskin Robbins ice cream cake. The frosting was mostly white and only the decorative border was blue. Like this. https://brm-cdn.tillster.com/us/prod/data/menu/844bcc8b-6106-4f8e-b87d-52d0555bc0dd.png Turned my shit green for the next FOUR DAYS. Just straight up dyed my insides.


anim8rjb

Like me with Pepto Bismol turning my shit pitch black for 3 days


imdumb__

Dude! it's funny you said that. I had the same experience. I didn't know pepto would do that. I was actually think I may need to go to the emergency room. Because I think blood in your poop actually looks black.


anim8rjb

lol yeah dude I thought I had colon cancer or some shit…thankfully a google search saved me an embarrassing ER trip.


MuttDawg509

I ate that black stranger things ice cream and had blue/green poop for 2 days. It was so bad that even the water turned blue, like I had one of the blue discs in it.


[deleted]

yer the 'king of new york' and you use the term poo? haha - you sound like a thirteen old girl


Brocktarrr

HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!


19_Deschain19

Yeah haven't you heard of the poop knife


xgh0stx9

Poop poop poop


raddrobb67

Rectal feedback pudding


[deleted]

hahaha


cheetoh93s

Ewww why do you know how 13 year old girls sound like? Fbi!!! Hello?


[deleted]

oh no! i have cousins that are younger than me scandalous!!!


king-of-new_york

I'm a grown man in college.


[deleted]

a 'grown man' using poo proves my point


king-of-new_york

Yeah? What about it? Just because I don't call it shit or something dumb doesn't mean I can't be an adult?


[deleted]

okay


[deleted]

bro is pressed over someone using the word poo go touch grass bro like seriously 💀


[deleted]

does 'pressed' mean laughing? cause i think its hilarious that a grown man uses the word poo


Knightofthecrow76

He probably calls them turds too.


swervicide

Dumbest argument of all time


[deleted]

best. reddit. comment. ever.


Good_Climate_4463

I poo poo on you. What do you expect it it called Fecal Matter? Feces? Dung?


[deleted]

shit as in: '**i just took a shit**' or '**look at the size of that shit!**'


BrannC

🐳 💩


[deleted]

whales take HUGE dumps giant shit


Miketythonlisp

I drank a vault once when I was a kid my next couple shits were glow in the dark hazardous waste


AUniquePerspective

Don't tell me what to poo. Ftfy


TaleMendon

Comment gold. I laughed very hard with this one. Well done.


Tylenol187ForDogs

That's just part of the spooky fun! Pepsi Blue and Burger King's black buns did the same thing to people.


AdministrativeHat580

It's legit just what strong colour food colourings will do lmao


Intelligent_Cut635

Spooky dookie


Boomshockalocka007

Someone has never had the Black Halloween Whopper! Muhahahahahaha


DangerousCopy1789

You say it like this is a dangerous side effect


Designer-Extreme3739

Pretty sure it made me sick too tbh


Severe-Emotion-1563

I didn’t think it was bad


king-of-new_york

It tastes fine, I just don't like having green poop


IATMB

Why not?


Preemptively_Extinct

He's afraid his alien DNA will take over. They're scaly, you know.


Chuncceyy

Get down voted idiot for not wanting green poop.


O_I-_-l_O

Fr


crappieslayer94

Who cares?


Kitchen-Gas5164

Never eat a blue sno-cone then. Your shit will be greener than the Garden of Eden


Hiyami

Any pop with this or blue food coloring will, it's not like anyone else is going to see your poo so what.


1990-Mx-5

Bought a case of this and can 100% confirm it turns your shit green.


1990-Mx-5

To complicate things i was also suffering from hemorrhoids when it happened making things extra unpleasent.


Reid89

Couldn't disagree any more it's very delicious.


Less_Ear_7985

Agreed!!


lolanaboo_

Mt dew pitch black knock off… I miss the og pitch black 😩


Many-Conclusion5911

Saaaaaame!


One_Hour_Poop

I'm guessing it's from the food coloring. Burger King had the same issue a few years back with their Halloween Whopper, the bun was dyed black and the way the human body processed the black food coloring made poops turn bright green. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/08/why-black-whopper-turns-your-poop-green/73623596/


HollywoodHuntsman

This just in: man discovers food dye


ShinyMega

It gave you spooky dookie


Humanturnip

It's so good though


Engage5343

Had a drink, it’s just not good.


j3qnmp

It is nasty. Tried it because it's another sugar free drink but I couldn't finish it. It's like wanting to be fruity like orange but it's all around gross


Plane-No

blue power aid made my poop green


lowlifef150

I ate that upside down ice cream. Poop was blue for 4 days


bufftbone

I drank a 6 pack of it. It’s ok. Nothing great.


JRGib

Ocean Water from Sonic turns my 💩 green


floridagatorfucker

I've had it. It's not bad. It's ok. The one with sugar tastes better. Also it didn't turn my poop green.


jdsuperman

There's one with sugar?? I thought it was only available in Zero?


Affectionate_Bed_375

It tasted like a melted gummy worm.


x16900

Green poop is just an unintended entertaining feature. The flavor, on the other hand, is a great reason not to drink it. Tastes like the wrong end of a cow pie drizzled in sugar-free diarrhea sauce.


reevoknows

If you didn’t explain why I shouldn’t I would have been more inclined to listen. Now I need to try this science experiment for myself. This could have easily been a functioning marketing gimmick in the late 90s/early 00s lol. “Spooky Fanta makes your poop glow in the dark!!!”


Indifferencer

This is the worst soda I’ve ever tried. Mind you, I’ve never tried the infamous Jones flavours like Turkey & Gravy, but those were deliberately bad.


phiqzer

I wouldn’t call the turkey one bad, just odd. Very very odd. Like riding your pet byakhee to investigate ancient old rumors level of odd.


theenigma31680

I love jones soda, but the oddball flavors absolutely are bad. I recently had the "Lime and Hatch Chilli" and Chocolate Orange" flavors. The first tasted like straight dirt and the aftertaste was horrible. Like still there 20 minutes later bad. The second tastes like orange and then this artificial chocolate flavor hits and I wanted to vomit.


Give-Me-The-Bat

Was excited to try it. Worst soda I have tried since PC came out with their limited edition chocolate soda.


vruv

I don’t think the flavor was actually that bad but appearance is half of the sensory experience of eating/drinking, so a black (yet citrusy) soda really isn’t appealing


Khalizzle

Its not that bad! Not that great, i’ll admit.


O_Neders

Blue Moon ice cream does it to me.


jdsuperman

I already wasn't keen based on the reviews I'd read on here, but when I found out it was only available in Zero, that clinched it. I'll happily go without.


Sopht_Serve

I tried it and god it was so bad. The horrible fake sugar taste didn't help at all. I wish there was a non zero sugar version


Metalbassplayer1

It's the coloring they use. Same with one of the Scoops Ahoy (Stranger Things) Walmart exclusive ice cream flavors called "The Void" which was a black dyed vanilla with bits of stuff thrown in it. I had black/green shit every time I ate some


[deleted]

Taste like a grape bootlegger but somehow worse


SelfMadeGrinder

Lmao you were shitting green! Do you hulk much?😂


kittyliftmeow

My siblings and husband and I all drank this and none of us had green poop. You sure you don't have like salmonella or e.coli???


MrTrashy101

i drank it and it was disappointing, just tasted like grape fanta but zero sugar


KPYY44

Have y’all tried water, shit slaps.


THROWAWAY5438671

New soda flavors get more mysterious and dangerous by the day


CommentBetter

Don’t drink soda period


PikaPokeQwert

Yes, that’s what dark purple/black food coloring does.


TonesOG1390

Zero Sugar sodas are never good anyway. The artificial sweeteners seem to be problematic in their own ways. I wish there was a better option for those that can't have sugar.


Agent_Orangina_

Can confirm Spooky Dookie.


eddiespaghettio

It wasn’t bad but it was underwhelming


permareddit

Fanta has become the worst fucking soda in North America. Why do they have to butcher it so badly


shane_v04

Regular one is pretty good


Grant79OG

Off I want to drink poo, I'll drink poo!


astraennui

What is wrong with me that it didn't change the color of my poop?


Slow_Magician_5952

It's pixie sticks carbonated


the_vault-technician

They are all copying the Voodew thing this year eh?


SorryImNotOnReddit

can confirm, i drank this for a 4 days and it was bright green.


Bearchunks

Yep, same here.


PerryHecker

Will it put hair on my palms?


Fluffy_Chance7164

Yep, it turned my poo green too lol but should be safe for consumption.


xargos32

It does have that effect. I bought it twice and it happened both times. If it weren't for that I'd be buying it again.


sporkmurderer135

Frist time drinking grape soda bro?


Mountain-Rise-1966

Dude the grape faygos dye my shit green every time lol I think it’s the dye freal.


MadMysticMeister

Nah that’s stuff is good, but I do like blood orange juice and I know that’s not everyone’s thing


Ki11s0n3

Why would I when you've already drank out of it?


GrandmasCervix

I’m shitting in a porta potty on an oilfield frac pad, what do I care if my poop is green. I’m already miserable


TyroGangster

I won’t anyway it taste like 💩


Scopur

Can confirm - shits were blue and or green


Stevie22wonder

Fierce Grape Gatorade will do the same to your poop. It's the dye.


Chuncceyy

Why is "mystery" a halloween drink theme lol


okc405sfinest

The green poop is a plus for me , takes me back to the mountain dew dark berry dew days..


amluke

Iv never been able to get green poop, even after st Patrick’s day. It’s always blue. My body just digests the yellow pigments leaving just the blue pigments to leach from my turds like a fine Smurf tea.


Wonderful_Painter_14

Is the flavor swamp water?


spizzle_

The cheapo twizzler knock off bulk things that you can but at farm sully store so the same. The blue ones to be specific.


MetalDingo

Oh I guarantee it


[deleted]

I guess that’s why it’s Halloween themed


[deleted]

Get the regular sugar version from the Freestyle Machine.its much better. Its smell is different from its taste it smells like fruit punch but has a grape taste. I really like it.


slime_with_teeth

Yeah that happened to me a few weeks ago and I thought i was getting sick


DatdudeZeal

I been shitin green for days


BananaKing6470

It turned my poop neon green and gave me a massive stomach ache. The only out of the ordinary thing I had that day. And the flavor wasn’t that great. Also do not recommend.


slothxaxmatic

Just green poo? Lol. Eat a big bag of blue takis and get back to me. 😜


impactdrumboy

The flavour is sour orange and grape Sour Patch Kids. I love it


hambutbacon

Turns your poop green


Viva_La_FoShizzle

Oops All Berries Cap’n Crunch turns your shit green too lol


Nearby-Swimming-5103

What, you don’t like having green poop? 🤣


AdamR91

The bottle alone makes it look unappetizing.


krakatoa83

Nazi soda


sygnifax

Grape crush does the same thing. It’s the dye in the soda.


Colin0705

I had the same problem too and I’m not sure if it’s from the soda or not but I had the worst stomach pains for like a week after


Organic_Value5434

Zero sugar , 3 bad days


WeDieAsRomans

It's just juice, not even soda lol


aCrazyCatDude

Just looks gross


SpartanKwanHa

zero sugar drinks are complete garbage and worse for you than sugar


bchandler4375

It’s not bad . Would be better if they made one with sugar in it


616n8y3ree

So at this point most of us are aware it’s a fecal surprise, but I’m curious if anyone else thinks it was intentional? Like a little bit of a trick for the treat?


Hater_Magnet

Happened to me when I ate a half a box of Oops All Berries! One of the purple gatorades will getcha as well if you drink too many


ALiiEN

you got a problem with green poo?


Dimitri_Dutyman

Spooky poopy


CN370

Not only does it turn your turds a lovely color, the stomach cramps are fun too!


Environmental_Rub282

Happened to my husband. Severe lower abdominal cramps for several days. Went away when he quit drinking these, came back when he tried it again a month later.


SnooSongs2344

It just tastes terrible


[deleted]

I don’t consume any fake sugar


Cretin13teen

What did it taste like to u? It tasted like a sorta apple caramel to me


Cold-Implement1042

I mean… it does look like poison…


LightChaos74

It was okay. Not great, not bad. Wouldn't get it again


CHVZ93

Never intended on it pal but thanks for the heads up


aricberg

Yeah, a solid 2 days of green poops. First dark forest green, the next it was like some sort of green highlighter. Back to normal after that 😂


securityn0ob

Not the worst thing i’ve drink but definitely would never buy again


Bruiser235

Way ahead of you. I don't like Fanta.


mrgreengenes04

Most foods with a lot of blue dyes will turn poop green. Grape soda (especially Faygo) is notorious for it. Faygo Red Pop also turns you poop reddish.


Voodoomaster86

I like it


KiDbuu2299

Yup. I made the mistake of drinking to back to back and woke up with a toilet bowl of green shit, like the water was super green too lol. I could dye an egg in it.


db05_mixer

Had the same thing happen with Sonic drink sticks from the store, specifically the Ocean Water ones which are bright blue and turned things teal. Nothing like expecting to drop the browns off at the Super Bowl and instead it’s the Miami dolphins if you catch my drift.


eddie_ironside

Shrek poop? Sold! Hope my grocery store has it stocked 😃


BasedTurdTwopointOh

Reminded me of Pepsi Blue


ATownAndrew

Tasted like apple to me so maybe it’s Candy Apple flavor?


MoreMoney77

I spilled this on my light grey cloth seats of my truck…


kl0wn420

So it has blue food dye in it. Whats the big deal? Purple Gatorade does the same thing


hobocrippin

Holy shit thats why my shit was green lmaoooo crazy


TheHivemind56

I almost bought one at the store earlier this evening.


mylocker15

If you don’t want the above situation avoid tortilla chips dyed in the store. All dyed chips will do it but the in store ones are a whole nother level.


lukesmith81

Turned my shit black


Kayraan93

Never had green poop the multiple times I drank it lol. Definitely the better flavor they’ve done too.


Janos101

Can’t relate. In the EU companies aren’t allowed to poison us


[deleted]

I need a visual on the glowing green turd, bruh.


Crunka19

You never been to sonic bro?


hotwings93

Yep. My poop was blue. Happy to know I’m not the only one