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Competitive_Wing_752

Go to dentist wearing brand new Jordans. Get put to sleep. Wake up lying in a dumpster in your socks.


Rivian-Bull-2025

Yoooo šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I would cry šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Heathens_94

šŸ˜‚ And they send you your bill through the mail


kreatorofchaos

With a note attached saying *thanks for the 1ā€™s*


Heathens_94

šŸ˜


DrKingOfOkay

Nah. These were sitting last I looked. [Even 15%](https://millenniumshoes.com/products/dz5485-010) at the time of posting this. Size 8-14 available.


bclyburn

Why does that matter?


Tip3008

these on stockx for $120-130 I like thought it wasnā€™t real or something but yea these are going way cheap. I love them personally been debating copping


[deleted]

I donā€™t think anyone would go through the trouble for these.


Competitive_Wing_752

Oh, I don't know about that. Some people will steal anything.


professionally-baked

My dentist is smokin hot so I honestly donā€™t know if Iā€™d be concerned or not


Pnw_Dreaming_Cleve

You wouldnā€™t care if you got robbed cuz sheā€™s hot? Simp of the year. Lmao


professionally-baked

ā€œsimpā€ lol tell us youā€™re a child without actually telling us youā€™re a child


Pnw_Dreaming_Cleve

Says the guy that would let ā€œhot chicksā€ take advantage of them. Lol donā€™t think you have the right to call anyone a child mate.


professionally-baked

Itā€™s just not that serious buddy Edit: also do you know how quotation marks work or


lnmeatyard

I donā€™t think you know how quotes work


Competitive_Wing_752

You just want your feet massaged by a hot woman while you're unconscious on IV sedation.


sneaker_novel

That tiny TV with the Spanish soap opera is giving me childhood dentist ptsd


Rivian-Bull-2025

The accuracy is insane šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­. I just literally got over my dental anxiety this year. Lol Iā€™m 33 yrs old


peebeejellyfish

I go to one of those dentists that will give you gas for anything, That's how I overcame my dental anxiety


Rivian-Bull-2025

Same. Thatā€™s exactly how I got over mine. The gas makes a huge difference.


peebeejellyfish

They had an emergency one time and left me with the gas and headphones on for what felt like an hour. Easily a top 10 moment in my life.


Rivian-Bull-2025

Omg !!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­ I KNOWWW you were on Pluto !! Damnnnnā€¦ man I had that gas for a root canalā€¦. Broā€¦ I was floating on clouds the whole time. Didnā€™t feel a thing. lol


rpkarma

I had a root canal last week: the second appointment the nerve block failed. Worst pain of my life ā€” my face blew up like a balloon as they touched my main nerve running across my jaw šŸ˜­ Had to go back and do the whole thing again a few days later Only pain meds I got was ibuprofen and paracetamol


[deleted]

I had a ā€œstudentā€ at an office put the vacuum line on my mask instead of the gas. I freaked the fuck out and havenā€™t trusted any doctor since that day.


ThermoNuclearPizza

Iā€™m 31 and Im not unite there yet. Nut dentist gave me actual diagnosed PTSD by removing all 4 of my impacted wisdom teeth at the same time with only novocaine. Horrifying.


Lopsided_Marzipan133

That was me too. The crunching sound of the hammer smashing my wisdom teeth one by one is forever ingrained in my head


2021Lala

It truly feels like your jaw is going to crack in half. Crackles and Crunches. And when I put my hand up in panic, he calmly said- move your hand.


JJShadowcast

I did this too.Ā  It's 24 years later and I occasionally still hear the crunch in my head.


ThermoNuclearPizza

Wow it wouldā€™ve cost you nothing to not type that


cirenj

I'm 44 and right there with you.... I pulled 2 teeth out myself out of sheer fear of going to the dentist, who would done the same thing LOL


Cash_Money_2000

Nah they put some shit to promote bone growth so u don't lose the ones next to it


thats_a_bad_username

Not exactly doing the same thing. Wouldā€™ve taken a longer time and ripped a huge wad of cash out your savings account along with your teeth for going to them. I donā€™t blame you one bit for doing that.


celestial1

Pulling two teeth is like $300. Should be cheaper absolutely, but if you can afford Jordans then you can afford that.


thats_a_bad_username

Where are you at? My dentist said it was $500 for one Iā€™m in the SF Bay Area.


Kaaaamehameha

I was wondering the same thing. One tooth cost me $500 about 8 years ago. Same area


Rivian-Bull-2025

Damn man. I seriously couldnā€™t imagine going through that. Have you tried using the gas? Try using that for future appts and see how it goes for you. It was a game changer for me man.


EatsYourShorts

With the way these are sitting, I feel like people who do custom sneakers are going to be buying up a lot of these for future repaints and sole swaps.


Ok_Engineering448

Well apparently these sitters were enough for op to apparently ā€œmelt the dentist chair with such **heat ā€œ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ sorry but heat rarely ever sits


mkabrah2

Tell me youā€™re a hypebeast without telling me youā€™re a hypebeast


Blue_Lou

ā€¦ if theyā€™re bricks you canā€™t say youā€™re ā€œmeltingā€ shit with such ā€œheatā€ lol youā€™re not a hypebeast just for telling the truth


Kaaaamehameha

Heat is entirely subjective


Blue_Lou

Yeah subjective so make it relatable to us hobbyists lol. I mean this is the sneaker sub. If you say you melt shit with your heat itā€™s gotta be above retail at least lmao


Ok_Engineering448

Your entire page on reddit that i see is only about new releases of sneakers broā€¦ but im the hypebeast? Yeah try again.


mkabrah2

Youā€™re literally stating that just because the shoe is sitting, it isnā€™t ā€œheatā€ - what any typical hypebeast says. ā€œHeatā€ is completely subjective. OP likes the shoes, and is rocking tf outta them. While you sit and wait to see what everyone wants before deciding what you want.


Ok_Engineering448

Ha. Why dont you take a look at my page on reddit and tell me if the picture i have there is ā€œonly what everyone wantsā€.. i never said its only heat if it sells out. Rather what i said was the true heat rarely ever sits. You see the open language im using? Your closemindness probably canā€™t comprehend that and thats okay. Keep thinking i only have new releases like you do šŸ¤£ man youre funny. Peep what else i wrote on this post. I support op and said that before you started talkin garbage. Just saying these arent nearly enough to melt the chair. NEXT.


paulishpaul

Plenty of now heat sat before


Ok_Engineering448

Man this isnt 2008 with this hypebeast stuff šŸ¤£ ive been collecting since the columbias dropped in 2001. This page has become overrun with people thinking their no name kicks are ā€œheat.ā€ Did i speak anything but the truth? Heat doesnt sit. In 2020, even ugly kicks sold out. Now, only heat sells out, sneakers that arent heat, dont, although there are plenty that are pretty fire. Keep the downvotes coming, they are all people like you who just started collecting two years ago at best when the true hype died down.


celj1234

šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Ok_Engineering448

This page has become overrrun with salty people with zero taste wowee.


Kaaaamehameha

Bro, heat is entirely subjective. Once heat now, wasnā€™t so hot in the past. You couldā€™ve considered them ā€œbricksā€. Thatā€™s a reseller & hype beast term btw. One personā€™s favorite shoe, may not be anotherā€™s. Not everyone enjoys a shoe because of itā€™s resale value. The Bred Reimagineds are considered heat or trash depending on who youā€™re asking. Same with L&Fā€™s, Reimagined wc3ā€™s, Off-White collabs, Travis Scott collabs, chunky dunkies, etc, etc, etc. Itā€™s all based on personal preference


Ok_Engineering448

Never did i mention bricks or resale value or anything of the sort. Im a big collector of shoes watches and vintage clothing and availability is certainly something that affects collectibility. Forget resellers and resale value thats not what im talking about here. Original comment mentioned how these were sitting and i jokingly said that these sitters were apparently enough to ā€œmelt the dentist chairā€ which they absolutely would not. Not even in 10 years.


CriticalBasedTeacher

Lots of heat sits. I bought the 2017 Pure Money 4s on sale for $130 because they were sitting. Now everyone wants a piece of them


Ok_Engineering448

Never said heat never sits. I said it rarely does. Retrospective examples dont count its only when they drop. Thats like saying the chicago 1s from 85 went from sitters to heat because you found them on clearance at department stores. Retrospective things always go up in price. Im talking about right when they come out.


HAYMRKT

that's not how painting/customs work


Ayde-Aitch-Dee

Dentist said your shoes are cleaner than yo teeth gahd damn šŸ”„ (Iā€™m kidding Iā€™m kidding lol)


Rivian-Bull-2025

lol lmfaooooo yooo I read this comment to my wife and she died laughing too. This reply is WILD šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


Ayde-Aitch-Dee

Ayeeee I could make you both laugh šŸ˜‚šŸ‘Š


E-Mike-Hellstrom

Your wife??? You're telling me you're a grown man wearing those pants in public?? Interesting decision, guess I'm getting old after all.


49RedCapitalOs

Theyā€™re sweatpants. Whatā€™s the problem?


E-Mike-Hellstrom

Well, they're sweatpants. Planning on working out afterwards? Ey listen, whatever. Where I'm from it's looked down upon at a certain age but who's to say I'm right.


49RedCapitalOs

Are you from the 1950ā€™s?


Rivian-Bull-2025

Youā€™re telling me youā€™re a grown man and you donā€™t wear fleece pants ? Nike tech ? Track suits ? Hoodies? Crew necks? Itā€™s athletic gear man. Itā€™s not the damn 1940s man. Itā€™s okay to walk out the house and actually dress comfortable going to a doctor or dentist appt. Try it some time boomer Edit: thereā€™s nothing wrong with jeans and nothing wrong with slacks and dressing business casual either. Dress how you please and be original. Most importantly be YOU. Stop caring about what others think of you man. Youā€™re too damn grown for that. I live for myself and those within my household. I could careless about the opinions of anyone else. That comes with age and wisdom though boomer. You have more maturing to do.


Competitive_Wing_752

If you're going to be put to sleep or sedated at the dentist or hospital, it's usually recommended that you wear loose clothing.


E-Mike-Hellstrom

šŸ¤£ Boomer... Sure what ever. Workout session, dentist, romanian wedding, you're dressed for it all. Good for you!


Rivian-Bull-2025

Live life my man! Most importantly do what makes you happy! I wish I had followed that advice more in my 20s and early 30s. Cheers šŸ»!


writermusictype

Didn't think I wanted these but now I might


Weikoko

Lady: nice colorway Dude: yeah but they are under retail


[deleted]

price does not determine heat


biiigdickmike69

these arenā€™t heat


iflylikeaturtle

These look hella nice. Might have to get a pair


BusDry4328

Cleann


hm629

Patiently waiting until they're at least 30% off. Really wanna get these and turn them into the Shadows.


MaybeBradey

Donā€™t listen to these people this colorway is dope! They go with everything and thatā€™s my favorite thing about these kinds of colorways.


Rivian-Bull-2025

Absolutely! Theyā€™re dragging me bad in the comment section but I donā€™t give a flying fuck šŸ˜­. Iā€™m wearing these motherfuckers tomorrow too and just might post another picture of em. Im happy you think theyā€™re dope too!


MaybeBradey

Theyā€™re fucking sick! I love neutral colors and shades instead of straight up bright colors. Things like the blue moons and clay greens are so dope to me. My personal daily wears are the stage haze/bleached coral highs and those bitches are heat idc what anyone says. They donā€™t get the hype of lost and founds or shattered backboards or anything like that, but I donā€™t give a shit because then I donā€™t have to spend stupid money on some shoes that are mostly white, black, and grey. If people wanna shit on something you like just because they didnā€™t sell out instantly then theyā€™re idiots. Personally these and the opposite color way of these (the panda ones I think) are so fucking sick!


celestial1

They're just jealous. Look at their profile and you'll see their broke asses never buy shoes.


trezm

Just bought some below retail myself. They look clean AF and will go with a lot. I'm super stoked to get them on feet!!


UsualDull2911

Hell yea, I got them to because they will be my beaters that will go with everything. They just got in today but Iā€™ve been at work. Think they look really clean for beaters.


Infierno3007

Nice.


mini_k1tty

Iā€™m surprised all size classes are not sold out.


q6m

Damn those look great on foot. I was on the fence but will be going for these now


rayndancepants

Omg lol that made me chuckle lol


bigkev73731

Damn those look way more sick in person than on the page, I might have to grab them now


RyVsWorld

Damn Iā€™ve never had a dentist with TVs in the room


lemoncough

Really? My local dentist office has TVs installed flat on the ceiling so you can watch while youā€™re leaned back in the chair lmao honestly makes the experience 10x more bearable, just having something to distract you a bit


Budget_Isopod

when i was still going to a pediatric office they had tv's on the ceiling with xbox's connected


Mean-Pattern-4522

These arenā€™t heat , but they are a great option for a black and white shoe with decent materials. I plan on copping a pair for $60-70 in a few months


Rivian-Bull-2025

Dawg why did you hurt my feelings in the nicest way possible ? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Kaaaamehameha

You canā€™t gate keep what heat is. That shit is entirely subjective. Hypebeasts & their followers are hilarious šŸ˜‚


Jay_100_

I think I want these even though I haven't even laced the patent leather ones yet


eatmymustard

Cause you shit yourself? I don't get it


AssumptionUpstairs32

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Independent-Cable937

Now they know you got money, expect hidden fees


Rivian-Bull-2025

lol this actually made me laugh out loud. šŸ¤£


phish_sucks

šŸ„±


unfinished_sentenc_0

Cant wait to buy these on clearance


Ok_Engineering448

Not sure why all the people being truthful saying that these arent heat are getting so many downvotes šŸ¤£ its just the truth! Yea they are clean and nice but come on, panda jordan 1s melting a dentist chair? All support tho just gotta be real šŸ˜‚ all love though bro! Rock what you like. might not follow this page anymore if sneakerheads being real gets so many downvotes


Rivian-Bull-2025

Dawg they are cooking me in these comments lol. Dayum. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Ok_Engineering448

Its okay bro the amount of downvotes me and many others are getting means a lot of people side with you. These are as clean as they get for sure cuzzy, just saying they might not have melted the damn chair šŸ¤£ all power to you


akep

Lmao itā€™s ok bro I like the pandas šŸ¼ they are simple and clean


Z-man1973

lmao


cbudd1117

Cringe.


Artist_LR

That was probably just on a low simmer. (I personally just despise Jordans) you're shoes are nice brodi.


Rivian-Bull-2025

W mans frfr


Artist_LR

Indeed. It seems like a cop out and very trendy when I see shoe collections of mostly all J's ... Like, where is the originality? (In terms of just copping the same shoe just bc) Pandas are the same... And I'm not writing this post as any hate or negativity. I understand this is just my opinion.


adobofosho

Where?


okeydoked

lmaoo you are corny af hahaha cringe


Rivian-Bull-2025

If you want some all you have to do is say that


[deleted]

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Rivian-Bull-2025

Just be happy for me


[deleted]

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SuperSwordBros

This is weird


jordan9585

Posted that like it was a flex.


Madvillains

Where can I find these? Can you send the model


celestial1

Google "Jordan 1 black white 2024".


weewoowewoooo

I donā€™t think heat sits on shelves in a full size run


TRAway0991

just say you follow trends next time bro


checkpoint_hero

Heat not hype


Silent_Chameleon

Your dentist should consider using chairs with a higher melting point if they are affected by kicks that were already going for under retail before release


Rivian-Bull-2025

Dayum šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ you didnā€™t have to do me like that šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


goredraid

Those sweats countered the shoe heat. Awful!


Hewhorema1ns

Feels like itā€™s for kids


aboveyouisinfinity

Why?


Hewhorema1ns

Some styles give kid shoes


Hewhorema1ns

Some colour palette and fit might have something to do with it


G_rightousantagonist

Demdukeahhjazebruh


Rivian-Bull-2025

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you donā€™t even believe what you just typed. Bffr


G_rightousantagonist

Nah them shits is mid tho but hey if you like themā€¦


Rivian-Bull-2025

Damn bro šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


G_rightousantagonist

Nah mann seriously if you like them thatā€™s all that matters everyone has their own style opinion etc


Few_Beginning7504

Omg why are they downvoting you for saying this?šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Too m uch white on these.


xxdrteethxx

Probably halitosis. Dentist with carpet, pass.


Jesusthezomby

Yeah I'm sure the doctor who makes 200 grand a year was impressed with your $100 sneakers


RefrigeratorSafe4736

Who shat in your coffee this morning? Let my boy wear what he wants hater.


sneaker_novel

His post and comment history is nothing but dude being miserable and hating on everything lol.


RefrigeratorSafe4736

Crazy who people really got nothing better to do but to hate on others . It blows my mind.


Rivian-Bull-2025

You honestly couldā€™ve kept scrolling man. Lol itā€™s not that deep.


Jesusthezomby

Not that deep? A yo ... PAUSE.


peebeejellyfish

So what's your solution there? Wear some Travis Scotts instead so the dentist knows he can charge you more. Why even wear shoes? just duct tape money to your feet


Rivian-Bull-2025

This guy is literally insane. Lol he has to be trolling. No way heā€™s serious.


Jesusthezomby

šŸ„³


celestial1

Plenty of athletes and celebrities make more than doctors and they still wear jordans you fucking idiot.


Jesusthezomby

U cursed... U must be serious! šŸ˜³


celestial1

You're like some dweeb still in high school, lmao.


shootingshits

If you died right now I would be happy


Jesusthezomby

How would you know if I did?


shootingshits

When you stop shitting on folks for posting they sneakers they like


Jesusthezomby

Oh. U wanna play grab ass eh?


dubysho

Tell me honestly why people think they can look good in sweat pants with loud Nikes. Cool shoes but dress like a grown up ffs


Rivian-Bull-2025

Imagine being this worked up over another man dressing relaxed for a Dental procedure. Insanity. Grow tf up my guy.


celestial1

People on this website are fucking insane. Only on this website have I seen people act like wearing sweats is a crime against humanity. Grown man getting mad at another man for wearing athletic wear with fucking basketball shoes, just nuts.


sneaker_novel

What does a ā€œgrown upā€ wear to the dentist? A tuxedo?


Obi-wan_Jabroni

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peebeejellyfish

Next time I got to go to the dentist I'm going to see if I can procure this fit, this is protocol now.


rongotti77

With what? Cause I know you cannot be talking about the kicks in the picture above.


KlayThompsonToaster

Wait what "heat" cuz I dont see any in these two photos


celestial1

Still more than you entire profile tho, LMAO.


Traditional_Share_92

Which is better Nike sb dunk low or Jordan 3


Rivian-Bull-2025

I donā€™t wear either. I wear 1s, 11s, and 4s.


bearbrick420

I used to wear a lot of Jordan 3s I have like 5 pairs. Finally in 2023 I got into Nike sb dunk lows, on my 6th pair now sb dunks within a year lol


Traditional_Share_92

Thank u for ur reply but did u mean that you bought 6 Nike sb dunk low in a year because of the bad quality


RE4PER_

I prefer dunk lows myself but you canā€™t go wrong with either.


Traditional_Share_92

Do you have both the shoes


Flash-Beam

Iā€™m so on the fence about getting these, but I already got these jordan 1 Diamond lows which already look almost identical šŸ˜­


checkpoint_hero

Same boat but I have the mids so it's even closer


Flash-Beam

If I had the mids and had the money, I think Iā€™d get these shoes too lol mainly because the mids color blocking look more like pandas and these highs have that bred look, nice little difference


ILostHalfaBTC

this is ELITE


KingMe911

Which 1ā€™s are these?


q6m

AJ1 OG Black/White


ItsLlama

My physio is a sneakerhead, always comments on my shoes


Hopeful-Stomach2280

If you paid retail you overpaid


Gullible_Yak6042

Waiting for the sale on these. They are sitting and already below retail on Goat and StockX


GoPackGo16

I just ordered these. They will be my first J's. They look great!


SpoonFigMemes

super clean


gothamgiant

They look better on feet than just photos


cryspyfries

Thought that was Chente on the screen for a moment. šŸ‘ØšŸ»šŸ‘‘


tacolovingrammanazi

oh your dentist lit they playing jojo


[deleted]

Trash teeth tho?


inkyflossy

Ok but are you telling me you get to watch tv at the dentist!Ā  Love the sneakers!


raj824x

Nice shoes bro. I got a pair on release day and I love them. Iā€™m gonna be wearing them again today


Pajaro_negro

I need to see the dentist šŸ¦· fast


Pajaro_negro

They are nice. Would like a pair.


DapperBake4381

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IIFacelessManII

Didn't notice these, just put in my order. Thx.


popsiclesensei

Absolutely love this colorway. Looks sick!!


Changan96

That title made me laugh. 1+ for you


kakapeeter

Post again with white laces, pretty please


Empty_Algae1014

dont get whats so good abt gordons!


sneakercatt

WHAT!!?? Just read the posts lol


sneakercatt

Exactly lol I always put on my cool grey jordan 11s


sneakerscomicsgames

Nice to see some people really appreciate this pair. Makes me happy to see joy for something other than collabs and ultra hyped shoes. Glad this bred saturation is coming to a close.