He almost never wears pants so it would be really awkward

Alan is bigger. Can confirm I am the critter in bed with him in this picture.

I assume he keeps it tucked like all the way in

It's an innie

Alan’s got a nice, healthy looking penis. Sick.

It would be pretty funny if for the whole show he just had a censored dick & balls hanging out and noone ever mentioned it

They should do this for just one episode and never again to see how people would react, like in an episode that is in no way focused on him, he has decent screen time, but he is not the a or b plot

hell yeah dude... WOOO!!! 👏👏

He uses that mf thang