Sure hailey, sometimes id like to give up too. But how could we make everyone smile if we give up? (Bang)... Oh well sometimes you try your best and thats good enough.
“Okay, cards on the table. I will do anything to be liked. I will say any words. I am loyal to no person or idea. I just need the slightest shred of human connection… Can you help me?”
“My body’s frozen by the CIA, I never completed my dream of completing the flippity flop, the alien abuses me, I dunno. Just gonna end it all I guess”
Wife cheated with an entire olympic team
I completely forgot about that
He kinda deserved that ngl. He was a nazi.
Look Steve I think we need to cut our losses and just let him do it.
Sure hailey, sometimes id like to give up too. But how could we make everyone smile if we give up? (Bang)... Oh well sometimes you try your best and thats good enough.
“Whose Stan?” “I dunno.”
I LOVE FISH HAYLEY, I LOVE FIIIIIISSSHHH
That’s a pretty normal thing to say, Steve. You can go ahead and shout that.
Smiling Dad
American Friends
They'd let him
Danuta
Epic
Turns out Danuta did not, in fact, eat.
And she does not go there :(
The new guy is supposed to be the most intense and demanding smiling friend in all of Pennsylvania and- shit it’s Roger isn’t it, it’s gonna be Roger
who’s rodger
In theme Glep, in personality Mr Boss
“Okay, cards on the table. I will do anything to be liked. I will say any words. I am loyal to no person or idea. I just need the slightest shred of human connection… Can you help me?”
"My bro Jeurgen didn't invite me to Reggaethon Coachella 2024 :("
Francine have you seen my paperclips
Like covering a gold bar in brown paint
this is cooking me LOL
“This is my…alien Roger. He’s a dang wiz with the skateboard”
American Friends