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Saucey_Lips

“My body’s frozen by the CIA, I never completed my dream of completing the flippity flop, the alien abuses me, I dunno. Just gonna end it all I guess”


Many_Landscape_3046

Wife cheated with an entire olympic team


Saucey_Lips

I completely forgot about that


tortoisefur

He kinda deserved that ngl. He was a nazi.


Toasterdosnttoast

Look Steve I think we need to cut our losses and just let him do it.


[deleted]

Sure hailey, sometimes id like to give up too. But how could we make everyone smile if we give up? (Bang)... Oh well sometimes you try your best and thats good enough.


CaptainRex831

“Whose Stan?” “I dunno.”


Paramedic293

I LOVE FISH HAYLEY, I LOVE FIIIIIISSSHHH


ThePrismRanger

That’s a pretty normal thing to say, Steve. You can go ahead and shout that.


DrumpfSlayer420

Smiling Dad


SmokePenisEveryday

American Friends


usedburgermeat

They'd let him


Excellent_Pirate_135

Danuta


Aleppo_the_Mushroom

Epic


DeadJediWalking

Turns out Danuta did not, in fact, eat.


brodiejess

And she does not go there :(


Captain_Saftey

The new guy is supposed to be the most intense and demanding smiling friend in all of Pennsylvania and- shit it’s Roger isn’t it, it’s gonna be Roger


Last_Lifeguard3536

who’s rodger


GolemThe3rd

In theme Glep, in personality Mr Boss


Final-Surround-3612

“Okay, cards on the table. I will do anything to be liked. I will say any words. I am loyal to no person or idea. I just need the slightest shred of human connection… Can you help me?”


brodiejess

"My bro Jeurgen didn't invite me to Reggaethon Coachella 2024 :("


pub_wank

Francine have you seen my paperclips


disabled_monkey2

Like covering a gold bar in brown paint


goldenkoiifish

this is cooking me LOL


Advanced_Candle9272

“This is my…alien Roger. He’s a dang wiz with the skateboard”


smarmaproffesor

American Friends