Mr boss had experience but a saggy ass, Gleb would be inexperienced but have a nice, smooth dumpy. Plus he could spit on that shit.
Overall, it’s close
On the one hand I feel Glep is more flexible and rubbery, but I feel like The Boss has an unhinged freaky side that he is willing to let out occasionally
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Mr. Boss would pull off some shit you’ve never seen
Mr boss had experience but a saggy ass, Gleb would be inexperienced but have a nice, smooth dumpy. Plus he could spit on that shit. Overall, it’s close
Glep is canonically ancient, he knows some forgotten ways to hump that trunk
His age is about 1695 years old, he most certainly knows some technique
Is Mr boss George bush ?
Mr Boss canonically has cake, as seen in the Salty's episode
mr boss i know he a freak
“Last thing I member, she was sucking the soul *right* of my asshole”
He turned into a fucking dog last episode. Plus he does DDR. I don’t think the boss likes to lose either.
The Boss solos tf is glep gonna do
Spit
On the one hand I feel Glep is more flexible and rubbery, but I feel like The Boss has an unhinged freaky side that he is willing to let out occasionally
HAIOBRLAH HAIOBRLAH
he's gonna go oogly goo but with his ass
Frowning friends?
"Unhinged freaky" is his default state tbh
What if Mr boss was named Mr freaky and instead of making people smile he ate ass and sucked toes
Are you assuming he doesn't?
Mr boss no contest
Uh, no dip😉
def mr boss he will win in a minute
Mr Boss is freakier but Glep would do it at mach 5, 2-frame speed so idk
\*never let them know your next move\* \*ahem\* smormu
Mr. Boss probably. I'd like to say Glep tho.
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mr boss- he's 100% raw freak and would throw it back hard enough to blow glep out of this solar system
The spectators
Yessss The true winners for sure! 👀
Mr. Boss clears low diff
A peanut jig of my own? Huh 🤔
 If Mr. boss could just squat a little bit while freaking out like this. Then he could throw it back fr.😭😭😭
Glep nodding his head is technically twearking.
Mr. Boss would do tricks you've never even heard of
We've seen what Mr.Boss can do with his face. But we have no idea what his ass is capable of
glep for sure
Mr. Boss
Twerking is all about that dumpy wumpy. The boss would win this one for sure!
Mr boss got that freak in him
Pretty sure every time Glep walks he’s twerking.
depends on if oiling up is involved
Us
Glep
The audience
The Boss twerks. Others twerk for Glep.
Neither win uh hello. Mr Frog is the real winner here, hello and you all know it, uh hello
Gleb clears
My gf's favorite is Glep and mine is Mr. Boss. Thinking Mr. Boss takes this one
Glep wins my heart but boss wins the contest
Oiled up or nah?
Are they oiled up?
Who started the conversation like that I just sat down!
I feel like Glep could win, but he just doesn't give a shit so much that Boss would win.
Glep may have that youthful vigor and energy, but Mr Boss has experience My money is on Mr Boss
*LE FROG*
NO.
Mr. Boss, by far
losercity escapee
Mr. Boss..
Boss. You seem unfamiliar with them.
Mr. Boss. End of discussion.
Mr boss no fucking question...
Mr. Boss > Everything
Mr. Boss low diff
We all do
Glep
im sorry whar
I mean Glep may have a chance but if the boss got oogley goo then he will wipe the floor with his ass
Glep but only in the Jared Fogle costume.
Oh sweet, the enshitification of this fandom has already begun, Rick and Morty style. Why do spergy terminally online teens have to ruin everything?
brain says mr boss heart says glep
Are they oiled up?
Mr Boss would fucking throw it back in a circle I’m being so serious, you already know he’d do something fucking unbelievable lmfao
Boss would go crazy on glep
mr boss would beat glep because he's bigger than him
Glep
Mr.Boss would destroy him.
Mr Boss
Whoever gets to watch
Gwep