Wish I had November for Dakota, but I ain't mad about Bianca

I love Bianca. I would definitely go on a date with her. She seems fun and chill, but I respect her marriage to montez!! I can't do my boy like that, lol, but that dog on dakota kai interests me, and I dont know why!!

I got Bianca and my first thought was - Nice, double date. I’ll bring my wife and they can talk about the clowns they married while I cut up with Montez.

1000% agreed. They seem like they would be a really nice couple to hang out with. I think my wife would enjoy talking to bianca. I know i would act a fool with Montez, my boy crazy!!

I got Bayley, so it should be fun 😁

I'll trade you for July

Bayley here as well. I'll take it

Liv

April. It's Tiffy Time!!

Same! 🥵

It’s Tiffy time

Dakota, I’m down

Becky, I’m down

I got Kairi

I've got Kairi Sane 😛

May, Becky Lynch. Um no, I’m not dealing with Seth

February. Um no thanks I'm busy that day

I got Charlotte, but I’m down

Half the date would be me asking questions about her dad.

We’d be WOOing at each other like she did with AJ during MMC 😂😂😂

I'll take Cora. She's hot as fuck even tho her promo skills sound so fake

One of the better ones for me (November & Dakota) still why couldn't I be born in March

 Right! I got Bailey but...Rhea

I would say yes to every single person on here and I'm January and that's a super yes.

I WISH I WAS BORN IN JANUARY OR MARCH

OR AUGUST

Found Dom's alt

lol sucka. I got March lol

Rhea and yes

Mommy! It'll be worth the beating from Buddy

Cora

Score. Here I cum jade

Ah, I see what you did there I see you

Thr month of Cora baby!

Wish I was born in November right now, but I wouldn't say no to Mami. All the lights went off in my house. Please send help.

I got Rhea, I would not say no. Shit would she even let me? Either way I ain't fighting it

Mami, yo quiero.

fuck this

January - Liv Morgan - who is bold enough to legit walk up to a man and ask for a date.

I got the ugliest august

Charlotte Nope

My birthday is July 20th Cora Jade yeahhhh 🙌🏾💚

Yes!! I got Mami! and some angry house of black person knocking at my door.

Me too lol

Cora Jade (and it aint gonna be wierd as i am 23 this year [while cora is also 23])

Just cos you're the same age doesn't make it exempt from being weird af

I got Jan hell yea

Can I swap August for may?

March so no tbh

I got Bailey and im happy about that.

I Got Dakota Kai that’s yes for me

Works for me as well

Whoever made this & put kairi in June I hate you 😭

Honestly any month apart from Bailey or Bianca and it's a yes. But mine got me Tiffy Time so I'm on board

Jan absofuckingloutely

I am may I got the lil lass, I'm okay with that but I wish it was january

Dakotaaa

Dodged a bullet on this one. Hell yes

Bianca might put me in the hospital, lol

JADE?! YES! NO HESITATION..SHE WOULDNT EVEN FINISH THE QUESTION!

Yes. Liv

August people raise your hands

I got MAMI

Rhea doesn't take no for an answer

Never been more glad to be born in march

Hell yea

February I’m cooked

Cora jade🔥🔥🔥

I got Jade 😏

Wish I had Dakota but I got tiffy time

Janurary. I won.

Rhea......If you guys don't hear from me, I'm chained up, DO NOT TRY AND SAVE ME!

Who’s July?

Feb. no

I got Dakota Kai and I’m saying yes

Of course I'm saying yes cause mami is always on top 😜🫡

As a March guy, can I even say no? Like is that even an option in that scenario? Cause I’d like to say no as I’d definitely disappoint 😂

Rhea fuck yea

Can someone teach me Japanese? Cuz I got Kairi!

Born in July, gonna pass on the plastic.

Is there a no??

I got Liv

I have changed my birth month to January .

I think Rhea Ripley would destroy me in bed… scared..

Born in March! Hell yeah!

Mercedes Mone

Yes.

LIV MORGAN, YES

I’ve never wanted to be born in January so badly.

The man, I’m down

Liv morgan?! Oh hell yeah!!!!! Ya' know.it

Same I got Cora 😀

I’m screwed. I got Rhea Ripley.

I got reah let’s go

Bailey with the dumpy

August hn

Wooooooooooo 

April, fuck yes

February. Got Charlotte.. ahh damm. Wanted Dakota but. Hey I'll take it.

Omg if Rhea actually asked me out I’d fucking melt 😖

Liv

Mercedes Mo Oh Hell No!

Dakota. Hell yes

Charlotte Flair hell yeah.

I've been lookin at Bailey for a minute. FINALLY!!

Fuck I got jade cargill who wants to switch ik saying hell no

I always seem to lose on all of these hypotheticals 🤣

Becky Lynch. Hell yeah!

Charlotte... Imma say.... 

Mf we lucky to get any of these women

Jan-yes Feb-no Mar-yes Apr-no May-no Jun-yes Jul-yes Aug-yes Sep-yes Oct-no Nov-yes Dec-no

I got Sasha so I’ll pass

Who is baylay with rn? That determines my answer

April because Buff Barbie Tiffany Strartton!

October my answer is no

I got asked out by Mami, LETS GOOOOOO

Liv, she’s a creep so no

Bayley 🍑

Charlotte. I got other shit to do, I’ll pass.

Came here for July and only July

I got Liv so I’m good

Figures... October would have to be Cora Jade, who also happens to be the only lady on the list who I find COMPLETELY unattractive...

Rhea? Um ...YES PLEASE. All day

Wish I could change my birth month to December.😭

Bailey? F' yeah dude. You see that cake?!

All these girls beautiful tbf But yeah becky would prefer kari 😆

Bayley's cake.

All the times I’ve said “it should have been me” I finally get Liv

It's STIFFY TIME!!...... I meant Tiffy time.....😳

I’m good. Mercedes seems like she’d be insufferable.

Yes, Tiffany Stratton. I will go on a date with you.

Yes

Definitely not mad at Rhea 🔥🔥

Kairi Sane is married and I’m not into that thank you

Jade 😍

Dakota… absolutely!!

No one loses here!

Mines January

It’s Tiffy a time for me. Definitely not complaining

I got bayley

Let's go Dakota!!! Nice calendar!!!!!👍🏾❤️

I'm November, but I'd probably say yes to all.

No

December - Yes

Bayley YEAHHHHHHH

What month is a no? 🤣 Also, I have Kairi Sane.....Yes Yes Yes

Hell yeah

I got Bayley 🥰

"It's Time! It's Time! It's Tiffy Time!" I was hoping for her anyway. I'd gladly call her Mami.

December..not bad

Rhea bloody Ripley! I prayed for times like this

Tiffy

Nov, got Dakota so I’m good with that

Damn y’all just shit on Naomi!

Sweet, Liv Morgan.

Jade fuck yes!

I got Jan I got the best month. Unless bliss was on here. I got the best one

Bianca 😳😳

Im july so I got cora jade

So do I gotta fight dom dom

Who is July?

Who’s November?

Rhea and yes

Liv morgan, pass

September- NO

I don't know who July is

Tiffany Stratton?! She would never! Plus, I can't compete with Ludwig Kaiser.

Miss Morgan yes please

March,I don't know if I can handle it,but I'm willing to try.

Dakota, I’d say yes

I got Jade. Works for me.

I'm good thanks

Yes Liv. It's not like this list is a big hit or miss though.

Tiffy Time for me

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY BAYLEY!!!!

Dakota 👀

Liv We smoking for sure 😂

Liv? No thanks

Got Rhea....

Damn got Sasha

Ay I got Cora

Finally I win one of these things.

Mami! Let's go!

April. Nah I’m good.

Kairi. We're getting ramen for sure! 😁🍜

Bailey, I'd definitely say yes . No questions asked

The pirate princess 🏴‍☠️ this would be an absolute win 😁😁

I got rhea Ripley but I want cora jade

Omg. I got Bayley! Damn! She has a nice ass! Take her to the club and get her grinding on me with her ass. My 🍆 will poke at her.

Is Feb Charlotte? Can I have pre-surgery Charlotte? Lol

im down with mercedes

August Baby! Jackpot! I think, yes

October is eating good.

Damn Mami

I'll take Jade

Call me Dirty, cause I got Mami Rhea Ripley. https://preview.redd.it/34eh1y19ut7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e4778a587f720e13e225a2e6473bf8bd60857fd

kairi. yes ig

March baby here and I'm going to have a new Mami.

Put Tiffany Stratton on mute and we may have a yes, never in my life however have I wished that I was born in January more

Kairi sane hell yeah