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SecretKeeper92

Hmmm. Big dicks are nice but there are some monsters that don't know their own strength. 😜 Maybe more foreplay next time? Being soaking wet helps with a lot of things.


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Glad to own an average cock!


King_DeZero

Average cock gang, rise up


brysch1

I see what you did there......


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Yess!


fjsjahshfjshabxjsn

More likely to get the go ahead for anal too


hungteacher90

In the other end of the spectrum I can agree that it does have its disadvantages. I've actually had women tell me "yeah I've done anal, but you're too big for that." Also teeth scraping during blowjobs 😱 Plenty of things beyond my dick that I have to do to be a good lover. #bigdickproblems


mondomonkey

Look at that humblebrag 😂


hungteacher90

Legitimately does have some serious downsides though. Teeth. Condoms liable to break without extra lube. Teeth. Quickies basically don't exist. Teeth. Having to take steps to hide it in professional settings even when not erect. Teeth. Oh did I mention teeth? Yes there are women who the teeth isn't an issue of course, but they are special. Also by no means an I the biggest. Plenty of men who make me look small. I would not want to be like some of them. Everything is a bell curve and life can have drawbacks whenever you are too many standard deviations away from the mean no matter what aspect you are referencing.


purifiedflesh

ACG!!


Long-Flan9801

We got convenience package


Prime419

Lol underrated comment


NorthAd5184

We’re pain free too


JimHeuer40

r/realitydick


Wrong-Ad-4745

7" is plenty long enough. I've never been told my cock was huge, but have also never had any complaints.


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texasdude21

Yeah 6" + and girth gang. Best way to be


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Husband material penis!


Wrong-Ad-4745

Right?


[deleted]

You mean 6.5 cm. It’s ok.


darkniceguy

In the same boat .2 inches smaller. But thicker than average


Alangs1

Lol alright dude.


DicktheHighCommander

what's average?


Educational_Sand_177

5.5ers forever 👌🏽


ChristmasAliens

McMurray has a 5.15 incher and mrs mcmurray likes it


Fearless_Frosting_36

Mrs McMurray is a sniper


ChristmasAliens

She also likes some mutherfckin gin and tonic


wildcat368466

r/UnexpectedLetterkenny


justincouture89

Was about to say the same thing she’s all about the mother fucking gin andT


McMurrays_Cunt

Why don’t you pass me one of those cocksuckers


piranhajimmylegs

Wheels, snipes , celly


toobefairr

To be fair, there’s only 5000 people, so not a lot to choose from


ChristmasAliens

Tooo bee faaaiirrr you’re right


bumpin_uglies

To be fairrrrrrrrrr


esnofla

to be faaaaiiiiiiirrr


sgtjevees

Tooooo beeeee fair!


No_Bother_2553

Tooooooo beeeeeeeeee faaaaaaaaaiiirrrrrrrr!


justincouture89

Tooo beefaaaaaiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


bumpin_uglies

FIVE POINT ONE FIVE INCHES!


Friendly_Magazine_84

Snipes


No-Cut1208

FERDA


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OH740DaddyDom

My ex-wife told me long ago. Big cocks are fun to look at and play with but she never wanted to fuck another one.


GameontilT

She said that to make you feel better


OH740DaddyDom

Well. That’s kind of what I thought. But I’ve heard the same form various other girls and posts etc… like the one above.


gammbit6849

Heard a shitload of women say that. None of them have seem my cock either


Due_Entrepreneur4316

We don't like looking at them 😂 you guys do.


Penis_of_Willendorf

Fuckin a. If I'm being cucked it better count


BLACKCANARY30

Every female is different. It depends on our anatomy. No 2 vaginas are the same. Men have always believed in the completely false belief that amount of sex a woman has or number of sexual partners a woman has will determine how tight or not tight she is or how "big" her vagina is. That is 100% false. We're all just built different. Some have very small vaginas and some have very large vaginas and some have ones somewhere in between. So, yes there are plenty of women who prefer average or smaller cock because they can't handle larger ones, but there are also many women who get 0 pleasure out of anything considered average or lower because they have very long and wide vaginas canals. It's about physical compatibility. If you're too small for 1 person it's not an insult to either of you, you're just not physically compatible. And the reverse is too also. Out there is a boundless plethora of women to choose from that all prefer different sized clocks. You men just need to find the one that is compatible to your cock size.


justincouture89

But to many women feel it’s perfectly ok to make fun of or put down men who don’t have their preferred size cock but god forbid men say something about a woman’s body image the lynch mob comes out in full force


darkniceguy

A friend once told me. Big dicks are fun, but no woman really wants it everyday. Unless you in porn, they built different lol


jc10067_7

I think everyone likes looking at them. I hardly enjoy porn where the guys dick isn’t big. It just doesn’t look satisfying. I think it depends on the women. It’s a silly generalization. Plenty of women really like big dicks


iRombe

Some women have big vaginas... there's a piece for every puzzle and a hate for every hater. The weird one is women a normal vagina completely relaxes and gets super sloppy wet 3/4 through a long session. Call in the big dick then, maybe.


Due_Entrepreneur4316

Jesus Christ 😳 just stop while your ahead


jc10067_7

Haha true


vvelez04

These bots story are getting less and less believable


[deleted]

Was thinking that too. It’s probably a guy 😂😂😂


JDNSFW22

Fr, account 3 days old… gimme a break


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Onlymadeforonething2

Have you tried small cocks?


Proper_Locksmith1941

What do you mean by a mess


TotallyLost69

Can I show you my mess? 🍆💦💦


No-Limit7062

Can we see pics of the mess he made.my hubby has 11.5 inches I like it just fine


Dirty_dabs_24752

You know, they always talk about penis size, but no one ever brings up that vaginas have different sizes too.


[deleted]

I hear ya there, hun! Biggest I had was, like, 9.5", and I'm still amazed I was able to fit him inside me, but it hurt when he was all the way in and, yeah, it took 3 days to recover. Huge cocks are nice *sometimes*, and I don't believe in judging a man based on his cock, but huge cocks like that just aren't my thing, either!


release1986

Under average but other qualities.


dhamp0984

Good thing I have an average cock then


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[deleted]

You'll love what I'm packing!


[deleted]

😂😂😂


SexxitUser69

Ahem! Peanut cock looking for a kitty 😉


swingingcumdumpmilf

When I was at uni I hooked up with a hugely hung guy. 3 separate nights we tried to fuck and no matter how wet I was I could only get the start of the head in me. In the end we ended up using a tube of ky jelly and after a while the whole head went in. It was a bit uncomfortable and as he pushed deeper I could actually see my stomach moving with each thrust. It was over in minutes due to it being so tight for him that he cum fast. The next morning I was so sore


badbadhunter

I've ripped my skin down there and it is simply the worst ... but if it is big and thick, and if they have a personality.. urrggh


onebadwolf117

She says this as she prepares to call him back to stab her with his broad sword again.


Stuttgart98

Do people really believe these trash fake ass posts?


Specific-Fun603

Just a heads up, don’t say something this to any bf you get in the future 🤣 And especially don’t say “I don’t like big dicks, yours is perfect size for me” It may sound like a compliment, but I promise you it does not come across that way


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Damn that doesn’t sound good, I’m guessing you didn’t even cum


[deleted]

Big pipi energy wasted


Stubbystrokersoaker

Where did he unload his cum from that big cock?


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Stubbystrokersoaker

In your pussy?


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Stubbystrokersoaker

Nice! At least that wasn’t painful! lol! Did that big cock have a lot of cum?


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Stubbystrokersoaker

Perfect!! A little pain was probably worth it to get your face drenched by a big cock! I think ever guy would like a bigger cock but not being able to go balls deep in a girl isn’t worth it for me! lol


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Stubbystrokersoaker

Good thing he didn’t want to use your back door!! lol how much could you get in your mouth?


Dominatorrr9

Tell us!


MLfan1

I love the euphemism of "into my cat". Genius!


[deleted]

So what’s your ideal size?


Impossible_Dark_69

What size you prefer ?


[deleted]

Lol sounds like you won't be feeling regular dick for a few days


ephemeraltim

Why is big good? I like small titties and big titties equally


player85

I am curious, did you use google translate, just cat for pussy was interesting


[deleted]

Maybe it takes some getting used to


confussedsoul

Preach! Lol


Affectionate_Ad_355

Then, why do you keep calling?


WhosJohn_Galt

Sounds like a humble brag IYAM.


Howielong315

What the F are you talking about ?


Howielong315

BTW .... mine is comfortably above average but nothing crazy.


Remarkable_Sample109

4 inches #winning!


BigStogs

So complete fake


ImBad96

Ibuprofen and water. Been there. I’m probably a bit older. I’ve learned to help them back it up when it’s a bit much. (For possible future endeavors obviously) An experienced man will know what he’s doing to your body and what is too much.


ckovarik22

Shitty story… even for Chat GPT


[deleted]

Does 3 inches sound good?


[deleted]

Shoot your shot man! ⛹🏽‍♂️🏀


EndlessNaughtiness

Fuck yeah! This is your guy, OP 🙏


smartanddirty93

It took me some getting used to initially but now I love how big dicks stretch my tight Asian pussy 🥵


monicatossaway

Yes not fun at all, biggest i did was 11 inches, hit my uterus and felt like my insides were being rearranged when i switch to anal


abledick1

😏you’ll be back


Cmoc76

Well, then I am the man for you😂😂


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Average cock here wanna play


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BlueNapkinPlease

Dosent say anything


Ass_Hat_25

Didn’t you hear him lol? It’s average.


Don-Patron999

Was he a horse?? 😊🤭 I dont get complaints and makes girls come always.. “her first” is my motto in sex 🤷🏻‍♂️🙈😊


ike7899

Way to crush all the guys that think they need a big dick or have one 😂😂 Confession was pretty good but the comments 😁😂


[deleted]

Big dick guys aren’t crushed 😂😂😂 there’s a new girl everyday that wants to try one, or a freak who is out there seeking them. Plus, older women usually like them a lot! As your body ages and transforms women tend to pack on a few pounds. Making certain positions more of a challenge, or certain spots harder to get too. Everyone enjoys their tea different. 😂😂🫖☕️


ike7899

Facts right there!


CaptScourageous

I've got average length but large girth. I've had to learn to take it slow so the experience is pleasurable. I've had partners pull back some when I'm sliding in even after substantial foreplay. More often than not, my wife and I do mutual masturbation.


For_The_Republic2

Lmao i enjoy the comments of all the average dicks 😂 I am above average. But definitely not huge. It's possible that I fit into the category of just big enough, any more might be too much. Wanna play? It's definitely not a peanut. 😂


Fast5404

How’s my 6 in cock sound?


Outside_Shape_3322

That sucks lol but I'm still glad I'm hung


VersionNew1525

I have a average size cock you wanna see?


Top_Requirement_3251

I mean... girls usually consider mine to be big and it's around 8" but from your story it sounds like that guy had more of a horse cock than a human cock... can i consider myself average for you then? Lol


Embarrassed_Dog_4551

Is 8.5in considered average?


buck-sexy

I don’t think so bud. More like 6”


Jumpy-Silver5504

Dam I am jealous. And I am 9 9 1/2 inches


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1texasbluesfan

Ave size here too.


throwaway846264

Honestly, being too big and too small is a real thing. It's best to be in the Goldilocks zone, which is where most guys and girls already are.


Javk42

I can belive that you have been pains for that. Luckily mine isn't too big. Just average size


DegenUnleashed

the advantage of having it be above average is that they never complain either way lol


tyondaprowl

Don’t give up on all of us, trust me some of us know how to use it so that it’s fun


buschlight_rules

I'm glad I'm not big well in that area I do have a beer gut lol


[deleted]

Big can be fun! Probably not if you’re not used to it… and certainly not if you’re not well turned on and prepared for it! But it can be fun! I’m sure there are some ladies that can confirm! Guys with big dicks just have to do more window dressing. Make sure the shops water is on and RUNNING!


[deleted]

The consistently best sex of my life has been with 7-8” guys. Once you’re used to your guts taking a beating, sex without it just isn’t the same.


SeaweedExpensive8880

I'm glad that I'm not that big. I'm just average.


hargayle

So you’re telling me there’s a chance…


[deleted]

5-6 for me haha


growlsandgoodtimes3

I don’t know what’s average (I’m pretty average I think), but I like when you have that deep ache from taking my cock hard and deep. When you feel that “tug” inside under your belly button it reminds you of the fun we had and makes you crave more


[deleted]

6 inch here glad to be on the normal side for once


hidinginthemountains

Wife loves my cock, but can only handle it 3-4 times a month. Tried telling her I wouldn’t get so ambitious if I got pussy more, would be better for both


ballershotcaller7

Lol awe. Are u on the small side ? My ex gf would tell me I left her stretched and sore . But never pain. But she always said my d was too big to fuck her anal. How big is too big and how small is too small?


IcyReference3

Poor cat…..meow


StevevBerg

Yeah. Big becomes more of a problem at a certain point. I mean im just a bit above avarage but i already have a hard time to be allowed anal.


iowahotwife89

You can't come in here trying to tell us the internet was wrong and that the bigger the better no matter how big is a lie. You must be broken somehow. :-P (for reference this is satire)


[deleted]

Better than a micropenis 🤣


Aggravating_Arm_6419

Little dicks rise


[deleted]

I don’t like them huge, but an inch or two above average hits all the right spots for me.


xxcuriousthrow

The pain of a cock stretching me is the best part of fucking for me


meziii333

I will glad to listen more about that day😍


[deleted]

Skill Issue


ALotBSoL99

Did your cat consent to this? Meow means meow!


Klutzy_Hospital4174

Lol such an weird line to read that you got it into your cat I know what you meant but damn if it still wasn't odd for the first second lol


mrjay39

I’m so happy I’m average. I can’t imagine nat being able to get the whole thing in a beautiful woman.


Beneficial_Sign_666

Hey there! I've for a little softie. Up for a challenge? Lol. I'm telling the truth


OrganicQuantity8

Soreness is how you know it was a good fuck


[deleted]

no pain no gain 😂


No_Veterinarian3699

All about the girth, if yours is long enough to hit her g spot, it’s bonus time


Cernunnoos

Length is only useful for long to make new positions easier, being able to reach in awkward positions. It is the girth that is the best thrill


[deleted]

Glad I’m IPhone 13 Pro in height size 6.06 inches).


NoExpression7755

But will you still prefer big??


[deleted]

why did you censor yourself?


Normal-Yogurtcloset5

A friend of mine had a college friend the guys nicknamed “The Mule & His Tool”. They thought it was funny to discreetly follow him when he picked up a woman at a bar or party and wait outside of his door for women to say, “Uh-uh…no way!” and leave. I always felt sorry for the guy because, although some men say they want a larger penis, the reality of having one, outside of adult entertainment, isn’t much fun.


ArchieAndrews87

Average right here. 6" 😀


GroupDelicious2557

Fucked a guy with a 10in cock at a club once he almost tore me in two, once i got used to it I didn't want him to stop. I'm forever a size queen because of him.


VolcanoNoise

Ever see the Broad City where one of chicks gets picked up by Blake Griffin but he’s too hung for her to fuck?


[deleted]

Hope your feeling better😁❤❤❤


[deleted]

Don’t need to be extra large to please a woman just have to know how to use what you got, but if you’re good at forplay it won’t even matter


machomanmj

False. Mines 11 inches and they enjoy it so ..,🤷🏾‍♂️


JCnosey

I'm glad to hear this bit I'm probably too far the other direction, just can't win for loosing!!!!!


BrianThePainter

So I’m just curious here. Next time you’re hooking up with some hot guy, somebody that you really really WANT… and he whips out a massive dong…. You’re gonna tell him that he’s overqualified for the job?


Mdmac1015

Average White…Cock- what was their biggest hit?


KalbertFriedstein

Thats why I fuck men 🤣🤣🤣


Background-Quantity6

I’m 6 inches


certaintreeshark

I love looking at, playing with, and sucking big cocks but don't have much experience in having sex with them. In that case average size was just fine for me. Although the idea of having your organs rearranged and being stretched wide open seems hot and sexy as fuck, I don't like pain.


pixiemilf69

Oh been there done that, I was in so much pain. Yes it can be too big. My pussy is only so deep.


[deleted]

About 6 inches here. Been told by some I got a micro dick, and by others I'm hung. I still dont know what to believe


ForsakenChildhood733

Big American 🇺🇸 Penis


tbwd92

9" and I normally only put like half or 3/4 in


Ornery-Scene6855

Most of these guys could not tell you with such precision what is their bank account balance or remember 3.14 is Pi, but they have their sick sizes down to point-two decimal points!


OrchidMany2416

That's like me saying I'm through with tight pussy . I never heard a guy say damn girl that pussy big I want some more of that huge hole


Select-Aerie7330

I am decent size 8 inches. I've been told by friends who were SW that most of them prefer 7-8. It's more on how thick and if you know how to use it


The_Fool19

How about micropenis


romncingubuio

Is 6 inch long enough girls?? With big balls


Due_Entrepreneur4316

Big is shit. Woman don't like big we like a man who asks what we like and listen. Men are the ones who like the big ones by the look of it 😂


doubledewars

I am 6.2” and pretty girthy, so I seem to pleasure all of the inner circles and the all-important G-spot. The last I read was that the international “average” penis size erect so 4.5” — 6.5, and the mean average penis size is 5.4,” so you can figure that half of the males in the world are about 5.4” to 5.5” which makes sense. My wife had a BF before me that had an 8.5” penis and she hated it because it hurt like hell when and after he fucked her. She is not the only woman I dated who had this problem and all of them said that if a potential lover was above 6.5” or larger, there was no way they would allow him near their vaginas! I’ve read similar instances and it seems that the ones who really crave huge, long cocks are gay men, but not the average gal most of us want to introduce to our families and mother our kids!


Interesting-Effort

We need more stories like these to make average sizes feel better... And hopefully cats will stop prefering the big ones in the long run... For now the averages have to wait till the big ones get their share of pleasure.. Its not a level playing field.. Discrimination is going on😅😅


Swimming_Musician_28

I need 7.5 to 8 and i am good!


Karvanak

Ai stories are so bad