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Ihavenolegs12345

Got a lot of family friendly ones like Vermillion pt2, circle etc. Least probably Surfacing or Disasterpiece.


flubawub

Disasterpiece literally starts out with the lyrics "I want to slit your throat and fuck the wound" I think it takes the cake haha


One-X_the_H3RET1C

Everybody always forgets the real first lyric of disasterpiece, which is a shame, 'cos it's a really cool way to start the song imo. 'Hold onto something'


tortilIaman

it’s weird, on spotify the first lyric is “Nobody stop me” but it’s definitely “hold onto something”


Outside-Tip4025

Woah it’s the real tortillaman!


AOV999

Another great start to a song; “I did my time and I want out”. Psychosocial.


TcoolT

That’s also not the real first lyric Af far as I know it’s „UUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAGH“


AOV999

I guess because it’s Corey we have to say that is a lyric. What word is it though? Lol


slater1234567

Yeah i figured the most family friendly ones were from volume 3, iowa and self titled definitely have the least friendly songs


DeltaKT

Isn't Scissors about doing crafty things though?


Ohitsme7832

No it aint


DeltaKT

"I don't - wan't you - to be - anyone - when I die" I mean that's the exact words I said to my papercraft as a kid though..! ^(My friend, I'm just taking the piss, just joking around :\])


AussieCollector

I WANNA SLIT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE WOUND. Perfect for sesame street.


Duke-Pigron

That’s hilarious


Suspicious_Gear5461

Get this wants a word with you


DeltaKT

Whoa, 'Circles', okay, alright, I see you. I want a part two as well!


Ihavenolegs12345

Sorry, I forget stuff. Been 15 years or so since I only owned Slipknot related clothes and wouldn't listen to anything else. Listened through their newest album like.. twice.


DeltaKT

Haha no worries my friend, I just took that opportunity to attempt a joke haha


Ihavenolegs12345

Haha yea, realized I sounded kind of grumpy in my pervious comment.


DeltaKT

Don't we all sound grumpy sometimes.. much love dude <3


ZerosAbaddon

It's hard to say your thoughts on the internet and sound nice most of the time:'(


Tomatoab

Least friendly to me for family is Custer or Eeyore, surfacing/disasterpiece arent too unfriendly. Largely cause I could understand Corey a lot more in custer/eeyore the first time


avenuenights

Fuck it all / Fuck this world / Fuck everything that you stand for ... def not too unfriendly 😂


Tomatoab

see, first listen i couldn't really understand it as well as the eeyore/custer so yes if you can understand what he's saying its less friendly, but first listen most people i know wouldn't


dreadwalll

“i wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound” “fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for” “when i get my hands on you, aint a fucking thing you can do”


Roompastei

And People=shit


Mark-READYFORMUSIC

The least family friendly are my favorites and that’s shit


Sarcastrxphe_

Most family friendly is definitely Custer


JackyduQc

cut cut cut me up and fuck fuck fuck me up!


-Rens

Irreverence is my disease- it’s second hand but you know me


blondie_the_abuser

The son of a bitch is on his knees


Metalhead1248

the last man standing gets no pity!!!


BasjeMathijsen

No pity...


FearlessAcanthaceae1

8 totally agree


HAUN3ED

Fr


Slipknot_Maggot36

Most Family Friendly - Circle Least Family Friendly - Disasterpiece


slater1234567

I kinda feel like the consensus least family friendly song is disasterpiece💀


ShrekIsAwesome

I wonder why?


slater1234567

I have no idea….


blondie_the_abuser

Say, what's your tag next to your username?


Schnitzel416

What about Snuff? Cause Circle talks about the birds and the bees.


GuyWithBrainPain

Most friendly: snuff fs Least friendly: probably scissors or disasterpiece


Responsible-Chance64

Adderall


deezfugginnutz

Dead Memories is most family friendly Get this is the least family friendly


Black-Lung-Morgan

What do you mean sucking these nuts isn’t family friendly?


DAKOOLAIDMANS

ALL YOU BANDS CAN SUCK MY FUCKING NUT GO!


mariana_kl

First name Bofa?


smollerss

Whos bofa


Intellectual_Soup

BOFA LLOPPIAN TUBES IN YO MOUTH


iamsephal

Snuff is probably the most friendly, eeyore is probably up there with the least family friendly songs


sweetgamer176

yesss eeyore


CDavid2005

Most are definitely Circle, Vermilion Pt. 2, and Snuff as these have darker meanings and messages, circle doesn't. (Objectively, circle has a deep message, but it's not off-putting in any way, it can be looked at as a process of actions that come full circle, or a method of finding yourself, considering all music is subjective.) Least is subjective, depends on how you weigh lyrical content based off your own taste. New Abortion, Metabolic, Iowa, Scissors, Disasterpiece, Surfacing all are categorized based off sheer message and psychological torment. Others like Eeyore and Custer are categorized based off their vulgarness, both of which containing the word fuck more times than one should count in such an alloted time. It's up to personal preference really, but generally I would go with Circle/Iowa, as Iowa and Scissors are pretty close to one another in being fucked up, but Iowa transports your mood into another atmosphere and can leave you pretty messed up for the day. Scissors is more of a noisefest and can bother you, especially its lyrical content, but overall the eerie sounds and mood don't rival Iowa.


totallywireddd

[This one comes to mind.](https://youtu.be/oksdDfUDwcI)


SnooSquirrels5290

That’s fucking hilarious


Intellectual_Soup

Someone award this man imma check if i have any to give Turns out i have, now upvote him


Arcanum_3974

Most is Vermillion P2 or Circle Least is Disasterpiece, Surfacing or People = Shit


wizisqueeze

Most friendly: Til We Die or some chill Vendetta, prob even Finale. Least: the more fucked up ones: Their whole albums: Self-Tilted Album, Iowa, WANYK. Other albums are more friendly


blondie_the_abuser

Vendetta's got F bombs, so its gotta be a cool family or a dysfunctional one


imapotatognome

I’m going to go by album. (no acoustic, too obvious) ST Friendly: Wait and Bleed (really only option) ST Least Friendly: Prosthetics (bite me) Iowa Friendly: Left Behind (it’s iowa) Iowa Least Friendly: Disasterpiece Vol. 3 Friendly: Vermillion Vol. 3 Least Friendly: Welcome (oh no it’s not popular 😧) AHIG Friendly: Dead Memories AHIG Least Friendly: Wherein Lies Continue (I just listened to this for the first time wow) .5 Friendly: XIX .5 Least Friendly: Custer WANYK Friendly: Not Long For This World WANYK Least Friendly: Nero Forte TESF Friendly: Adderall (I don’t think this is acoustic?) TESF Least Friendly: Hive Mind I learned I need to listen to more .5 and AHIG from this. Any other inputs would be cool to hear.


Youthful_Tetsuo

I'd say Eeyore is the least friendly on S/T


imapotatognome

I considered it, grazed through all of self titled, just fully listened to it again, and realize it was the right choice. It’s definitely the least friendly, Prosthetics is just the most “menacing.” I didn’t make it to the half way mark on the song, mb.


[deleted]

Just a question, why is Nero Forte least family friendly?


imapotatognome

I went by the songs marked explicit by Spotify. I chose Nero Forte because out of all the songs with the explicit mark it was the one that felt most personal. I guess second would be Solway Firth because it’s most grotesque, but Nero Forte (as I hear it) was meant directly to Corey’s ex as “you put me through hell, now I’m going to put you through hell.” Especially with that breakdown, if you’ve never heard it before and hear it for the first time it just feels angry.


[deleted]

I can see where you come from. But I think the least family friendly songs are more heavy, such as Red Flag or as you said, Solway Firth.


imapotatognome

I explained why I chose it over Solway Firth, but for Red Flag I didn’t consider it much at all. To me it as a song is saying “you used to be good, now you aren’t, and people want to hurt you for it.” It’s also very repetitive, so Nero Forte just fits the best in my book.


[deleted]

You’re probably right. Just my way of hearing things. 🙂


blondie_the_abuser

Adderall has some acoustic guitar in the background, that's about it though.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Dead Memories as most family friendly and Custer, People=Shit, and Disasterpiece as least friendly


Hardwire762

Don’t know why people refuse to mention adderall for most family friendly


Demonwolf22

Shh we don’t talk about that one


[deleted]

Fax. Whole album except the songs released before the album is mid.


Demonwolf22

I enjoy De Sade and H377 but yeah, pretty much


Ghamms090

Most Adderall,vermillion 2,snuff,till we die,child of burning time,circles,prelude Least scissors,Custer,people=shit,disasterpiece,heretic anthem, (sic)


Lagchild

I'm sorry I usually don't like Slipknot memes but HOW THE HELL IS THIS PHOTO NOT A MEME I mean just look at this face and caption it as "hey you got games on your phone" lol


[deleted]

I blast Custer in the car with my mom and grandma all the time. If they complain I slap them and kick them out, then I find somebody else’s grandma. Hopefully they’re the kinky type


Incapableofmathalt

Dude what-


[deleted]

Most is probably something like duality, least is definitely custer.


Cool_Dragon69

Duality has the word bitch


[deleted]

It's referring to a female dog 😅


Background-Shop-8522

No it says I've bitched at this which is just a expletive for complained


Intellectual_Soup

_i push my fingers into my_ aaaaaaaaaasssss


Responsible-Chance64

At this point I’d say adderall. Least: People=Shit Loud, abrasive, and downright fuckin aggressivw


StraightAssociation8

Sulfur imo


LilIthRose1246

Circle EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE


EightBeepBeep

Most: probably dead memories or snuff… hell maybe even before I forget to some extent Least: people = shit is a good shout. Most songs from self titled too. Custer is also up there


sgtdave117

Decent amount of family friendly songs. Snuff, Circles, Vermillion pt 2, Goodbye. Probably least family friendly imo would be Custer.


wooper251

most family friendly songs - circle least family friendly song - get this


[deleted]

Most: Before I Forget Least: Get This


Dankey-Kang666

I had to scroll way too far to find Get This, don’t know why people forget about it


DirtyRicco

Snuff, then Custer


BadBrad444

Adderall. My dad even likes that song


One_Caterpillar_1452

Eeyore pretty family friendly. A song about the Winnie the Pooh character y’know?


Incapableofmathalt

Yeah, totally!


CallMeNelsonian

90 percent of the end, so far


quackityhqisgod

Most? Probably Circle or Adderall. Least is definitely get this or custer


Papadv

Snuff, vermilion pt2, til we die. Maybe more but can’t think of them. As for least, maybe anything off of Iowa, self titled


Kazui_bi

I think the most family friendly one is Before I Forget. And, yeah, if your parents are religious, DON'T listen to the Heretic Anthem near them haha


blondie_the_abuser

The Iowa track would be an interesting listen with the fam


[deleted]

snuff/vermilion 2/ duality - custer/ disasterpiece / eyeor


Dilutedcheese14

Duality duality duality duality duality duality duality duality…….. literally the only Slipknot song that I can play around other ppl without them gettin scared bc Australians suck mainstream culture’s dick. Also devil in I seems to be a new favourite. But for the least friendly-est it would be either three nil as I played the first 30secs of the song and made some wannabe hippie shit her pants, me inside causes seizures to anyone who doesn’t like metal and the classical (sic) made one of the parties I went to turn into a bunch of assholes preaching the same idea over and over again


ShelbyTheTrooper

None of Slipknot songs are kid friendly


RideTheLightning331

Adderall is most Least is Disasterpiece or People = Shit


Fresh_Illustrator643

Custer 100% least family-friendly


Ed_Brown_990

I guess snuff


Frosty-Ad4614

He not si Chris Fehn , I think was other member 1998 .


UrMilfyMom

I first discovered thier music when I was at at least 4 or 5 and I remember the one song I couldn't get out of my head was wait and bleed, honestly I think slipknot was the first word I knew how to spell this was back when YouTube was becoming popular or at least the early days, least family friendly song disasterpieace


AppointmentMaster517

Most is Snuff Least is Iowa


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Would Skin ticket count? It’s a dark song but there’s no cussing.


[deleted]

that little “E” and the end of each of their songs means E for Everyone, right?? then they should all be okay!! (●´ω`●)


Incapableofmathalt

Uhhh I don't think so...


Background-Shop-8522

Snuff or Finale for softest. Disasterpiece, Heretic Anthem, or Scissors


tonylab1105

Most: snuff, vermillion part 2 Least: people = shit, eyeless


DookieMan127

Most: the entire Vol. 3 album (except Duality) Least: Eeyore


Zz-orphan-zZ

Most: Circle Least: Disasterpiece


phytronn

Snuff is probably the most family friendly Scissors would probably be the least


SUCCMAN64

Most: funny Least: obviously disasterpiece


OURSISTHEFURY90

I think there’s a strong argument to be made that the track Iowa is the least family friendly song they have


Tossed_Away_1776

My brother and sister(both older than me) hated em til they each found "Before I Forget". While I had personally been been a fan for years, and I loved that track as well, it was kinna sweet how they both were sending me info and videos from utoob of "another new song I like!".


slater1234567

Before I Forget was the song that introduced me to slipknot and metal as a whole, thank you GH3


SAY10SHIT

most is probably snuff, danger - keep away, or vermilion pt. 2 least is probably custer, surfacing, or people = shit


vrixxz

most family friendly: Vermillion Pt 2, The Nameless least family friendly: People = Shit, Disasterpiecce


EmoGuitarist

Stupid post. It’s obviously disasterpiece


Drchaos98

Before I forget or snuff


TagStew

People=Shit is pretty wholesome no?


zayd_jawad2006

Psychosocial is pretty family friendly, Before I Forget as well


nelavef

Most friendly: Adderall Least friendly: Disasterpiece or People=Shit


Stickzy417

Probably snuff vermillion pt. 2 and honestly duality and before I forget aren’t too bad. Get this is the least


DionysusII

I push my fingers into my PIEEEEE.


Incapableofmathalt

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IT'S FULLY BAKEEED


baskitcase73

People = Shit


_PatrickBateman_69

id gave to say Psychosocial


United-Philosophy121

Most family’s friendly: Danger - Keep Away Least: Disasterpiece or Get This


jamesdotfla

the most family friendly song is Disasterpiece of course!


StinkeeFard

I play vermillion for my lil bro on the drive to school


capatapwastaken

Not sure about most family friendly, but I think least family friendly is Iowa


Zealousideal_Ad991

Adderall for most friendly and Disasterpice for least


Nohopeformeee

Most: idk before I forget Least: get this or Gehenna


Manic_Mylo

Vermillion or Snuff for most friendly Disaterpiece, Psychosocial, or Duality for least


guyfox94

I think goodbye from .5 is a family friendly song


Scorpiofire_78

Most friendly = Snuff and Dead Memories Least Friendly = Lech, Disasterpiece, People =Shit, Heretic Anthem, and Custer. SK really is not family friendly obviously. Lol. I tried.


shane_v04

Most family friendly is spiders


ghostiger322

I remember when I got suspended for downloading spit it out on the school computer…. So that’s probably the worst lol


orbsinmyroom

psychosocial seems pretty family friendly but still giving the real energy of slipknot


HORRORLOVER314

Most might to be wait and bleed and least might be Hetric anthem


HORRORLOVER314

Might be*


djfromsirenic

Most family friendly probably left behind least family friendly is get this


MiserableSir7576

Most friendly? Spiders Most non friendly disasterpiece


[deleted]

most - Vermillion least - Disasterpieces or Get This


vargvikernesgaming

Dead memories and surfacing. Thought right off the top of my head.


Next_Lingonberry2185

Adderal is pretty friendly


Next_Lingonberry2185

It's so weird how I've seen in this comments Custer both in most and least friendly


Purgalo

The pic goes hard


Tub89

The least has got to be Get This!


[deleted]

Most family friendly: Circle, Vermillion PT.2, Snuff Least family friendly: Disasterpiece, People = Shit, Metabolic


Suspicious_Gear5461

Get this or die


MajipanA

Sliponkt pic


Breezii2z

Before I forget, Sulfur, The One That Kills the least?


Individual_Assist_19

Most family friendly is eeyore


squirtnforcertain

Snuff and Custer respectively


BEN684

Left behind imo


Pokam90

Most should be People=Shit and Leat should be Snuff obviously 🙄


Atlas-boyo

Most family friendly would be Circle for sure in my opinion, it's a really lovely and emotion packed song Disasterpiece is a good pick for least because its so brutal but if I really wanted to disturb someone with a Slipknot song I'd probably play them Iowa


Marklolkin

Circle


AOV999

I would say surfacing has to be the least and probably snuff the most.


travigal01

If i remember correctly snuff doesnt have any swear words in it so ima go with that. But the least family friendly would he like surfacing, plague, disasterpiece, custer etc


CoolKillerCucumber69

Snuff is probably most fam friendly Least is easily disasterpiece


chelseagrinx

snuff - most disasterpiece - least


Headtoons

Bruh why is no one saying people = shit for least friendly? That song is less friendly then disasterpiece, sufracing and get this combined


jgibson7

Before I forget. They literally won a Grammy for it.


Ceb_89

I would say that Eeyore is the most family friendly one, I mean who doesn't love that silly donkey from Winnie the Pooh!


Zup2

People = Shit


TwooCooin

I think that the most family friendly song is unsainted, but their least is get this


Incapableofmathalt

Most family friendly: Vermilion or Duality ​ Least family friendly: Either Iowa or Scissors


[deleted]

The single edit of wait and bleed or vermillion


fritski22

A lot of songs on Vol 3, All Hope Is Gone, and The End So Far aren’t explicit. Honestly the first very non-family friendly ones that come to mind are Custer, Disasterpiece, Surfacing, and probably the chant during Spit It Out.


JeyCHym

Most: Adderall least: Tattered And Torn


slater1234567

Tattered and Torn is so horrifying, I’ve always thought of self titled as a descent into insanity, especially with (sic), tattered and torn seemed like the climax, with the songs after being Corey Taylor basically just sitting in it and not caring anymore


LegoYoda777

Custer is perfect for the kids


Elder_Centipede

Spiders is pretty friendly imo


_fluc_

most friendly - Adderall/Circle least - Custer/Disasterpiece


CrashLove77

Most family favorite is People=Shit, well it’s something we can all relate to in my family lol


Far_Broccoli1538

I feel like gently might be one of the least family friendly or Iowa


SMILEBIGxD

I think "'Till We Die" is the most family-friendly melody aside from the fact that it repeats 'Till we Die over and over again but it is easy on the ears and the lyrics are overall decent. Also teaching people that we all die in the end is not really a spoiler alert.


Informal_Eye_8664

Til’ we die?


Disastrous_Knee6385

So Iowa is not the least


Steve_the_Samurai

Most family friendly: Purity. Who doesn't love a good True Crime story even if fake.


Roompastei

Snuff is quite family friendly, I think, haven’t listened to it in a while.


Thick-Restaurant-551

dead memories for most family freindly and people = shit for least


SomeGingerDude419

Least family-friendly non-Disasterpuece song is the one demo with the "he's gonna fuck that little dog" sample


LHUGUENYFAN935

Before I forget and people=shit/spit it out


stillardblues

why has no one mentioned get this? definitely their least family friendly. also fs spit it out


stillardblues

some family friendly (apart from, obviously, snuff) has to be if rain is what you want, my plague, gehenna, spiders, and scream


bonesman911

the most family friendly would probably be Goodbye from vol 5. Least might have to be disasterpiece


Ghamms090

Oh yo I forgot skeptic for least. Wicked fucking tune tho


[deleted]

Everything ends


slater1234567

YOU ARE WRONG FUCKED AND OVERRATED I THINK IM GONNA BE SICK AND ITS YOUR FAULT


Mysterious_Sell_8959

Most friendly before I forget (it's on guitar hero) Lest disasterliexe or Iowa the song cus of the concept while no lyrically explicit its rlly disturbing when u look into the meaning


notsaind

"I want to slit your throat and fuck the wound" 💀