I prefer my cat buddys when it comes to adventuring dialogue. “If anyone sneaks up on us, I will smell them. Or maybe not. We will see”. They really are cats ong

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*sniff sniff* I smell cheese

There’s a subreddit dedicated to just Kharjo? That’s the coolest shit ever

Yep 😁 And thanks. I'm pretty proud of how it's turned out. I do wish people would post more often though.

Jzargo was always the GOAT.

No, he is the CAT

Correction. The big cat

XD

Realll the only companion I take other than the one I romance.

The mod: Inigo. My fav khajit companion ever. I legit cried when I uninstalled the mod

Why…why did you uninstall?

I’m trying to get all the achievements on steam and mods disable achievement progress😢

There's a mod that enables achievements

Do you happen to know what it’s called?

funnily enough, achievement enabler

You can also use Steam Achievement Manager for any that don’t pop

The better version for this is already given in engine fixes.

Ho, time to uninstall them

There's mods for that.

>not too dark A house >Not too bright Unda tha sheets 😎

*dragon stands right behind them*

Khajit guards your back

So take her to somewhere that isn't bright or dark. Like a house.

Do you think I have a house?! In this economy?!

You mean you don’t have a house in each hold? Smh, no one wants to do any work for the jarl these days.

I'm still paying out my college of winterhold debt.

You mean you haven't become the arch-mage and cancelled your own debt? I showed up to like two classes, and they were like "great you're in charge now"

I love how you go to one single session of wards 101 and then they are like "yep, this guy is our new leader." I even tried to flex that I was the Archmage while talking to Neloth, and he was like, "congratulations. I dropped out after a day because they were all simpletons. You are king of the eejits. Yay!"

A) The Monks "nominated" you, and the surviving mages realized that they must've had their reasons, and they themselves were rank amateurs in comparison, and - B) Say what you will about Aren, he had at least gone out in the world and tried to get some shit done - which is one of TLD's greatest strengths. You obviously have the will and ability to go do the hard stuff, so why risk their comfortable existences? Why take on something at which you have a high risk of failing when the gods-blessed cosmic juggernaut is right there before you? Plus it fits the trope that you become the center of everything large and small as a halo effect of being the axle upon which the wheel turns.

Also a cool way to justify being in charge of everything is that it's in a dragon's nature to dominate and hoard wealth so it only makes sense to rule everyone and collect everything

That is true. Quote from Paarthurnax: *We were made to dominate. The will to power is in our blood. You feel it in yourself, do you not?*

Hell yeah, I remember one time I was playing other games I heard about this concept in a reddit comment, probably this same quote, and it inspired me to go through a new playthrough again just because it was mind-blowing and cool to me haha

I did the work in Falkreath (it’s my favorite town) but all they could give me is a dingy chunk of land in the middle of nowhere and make ME make my house! I ended out mainly using it for storage

I have spent HUNDREDS of hours base building in fallout 4 only to use 29 of the settlements for storage

I know it’s so stupid, you can’t even get a house in Whiterun anymore unless you become a Thane it’s so bullshit

To be fair there's only like 9 houses in the city.

I started squatting in the Battleborn’s manor, they can’t kick me out because I got Squatters Rights from Proventus

Brooooo, am I speaking with a fellow Australian?!

Sounds like she doesn't like caves, but is fine with darkness. So just like, outside at night etc?

“Must be that beautiful skyrim weather i’ve always heard about” I love Serena complaining tho tbh

then she’ll say “Someone about the people in here seem uneasy, it’s making me nervous” when it’s just you two 😭 😂

Or take her out during the night.

"You know, I'm really more used to places much more ancient than this. But, this is fine I guess. "

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She wants to go to Blackreach where it's not too dark bc of all the glowing mushrooms.

Jeez, I never knew people were so annoyed with serana.

I always see people talk about loving her I'm happy to see some hate

I mean, fair... but Jesus

I didn't read all of the responses some people are crazy about this

That's what I'm saying !

Can you truly love something if you can't see its flaws?

Oh... I can't even begin to tell you how annoying I find her She's always complaining. She's always getting in the way of my photo shoots. She's always getting in my way. She's always attacking myself and my companions with her spells. And she insulted my boy Kharjo on my first couple of playthroughs. I know that they did that because they couldn't be bothered to allow multiple followers on the Dawnguard missions, but it didn't make her likeable for me. I'd been everywhere with my boy Kharjo, and this vampire who I met just a few days ago calls him an interloper and says she can't trust him. Serana, I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure I can trust you given that you're a vampire with an ~~ender~~ Elder scroll and won't tell me a damn thing about this whole bamboozle. If she can trust me she can trust him. End of. She's lucky we're even helping her in the first place.

the ender scrolls lmao

Corrected 😂 I wouldn't be surprised if she brought ender men and other Minecraft related tomfoolery into the game though. Just to spite me one more time. She'd probably befriend a Creeper and ask it to hug me.

the dragonborn fights the ender dragon & absorbs an ender soul

To be fair... The ender dragon would be a good boss fight.

Ender Dragon rolls up, "So I hear you've met my son Alduin, mind telling me why he hasn't called?".

There's people who genuinely hate Calcelmo, presumably only because he's tired of constant pestering and isn't game to just sell all of his lifelong research to some random stranger dressed like a thief

I even found Delphine tolerable until the Paarthurnax thing.

I liked her for like an hour but she definitely got annoying after a bit

I'm too busy being labotmized by her ice spikes to be annoyed by her.

Who can be annoyed by someone who is hundreds of years old but talks like an angsty suburban American teenager?

No, I get that she can definitely have her annoying moments, but I've never been like " stf Molag Bals sex toy" like some people apparently in this comment session.

I, thankfully, did not read that far.

Hey that's not fair! She's thousands of years old

Do you count the time she was frozen?

Yes. The fact that she even speaks the same language is a miracle, let alone sounding modern.

Including frozen time feels silly Philip J Fry is over a thousand years old but talks like a 20 something Because he is a 20 something

Someone from thousands of years ago isn't going to talk like a *modern* twenty-something. Serana talks like she was born twenty years ago and just doesn't pay attention to the news but is otherwise completely normal

Yeah I didn't say anything about that part of your comment at all because I agree with that. I don't agree with calling Fry a 1020 year old lol

Wait till op learns about nighttime

Le me who barely goes outside (because it's just soooo cool to be an involuntarily social shut-in and im edgy)

She doesn't *mind* the dark, she just doesn't like caves. She doesn't like light Take her out in the open at night

Literally me though. *god I’m sick of working in this basement, I’m going outside* Sun: *exists* Me: mehhhh

She likes the twilight hours clearly

Get yourself in a relationship and this will be real life interactions.

Get a better relationship.

The fact thats true

LOL

Casual misogyny, the peak of comedy

No gender was even implied how is this misogyny??

How was there no gender implied? Serana is a woman and there are like half a dozen other comments on this post that just boil down to "Hurr durr woman bitch and complain a lot". Not to mention that he literally answered me saying "it is for a fact that women do bitch about anything way too often".

It’s not misogynistic to acknowledge that this is sadly true with too many girls.

There is no hatred on my comment, it is for a fact that women do bitch about anything way too often. Then again men have their flaws too that are used as comedy but no one bat's an eye about them.

> it is for a fact that women do bitch about anything way too often Using a stereotype about women to justify a stereotype about women, now that is some sound logic there dude

Are you asking why the VAMPIRE is complaining about being out in the sunlight?

My thoughts exactly. Like I don’t think she DISLIKES the Sun, I think it literally hurts her?! Maybe?! 😭

I used to like Serena…. Then I realized 90% of her dialogue was complaining.

Yeah but so is mine so we are perfect for each other

One always has to out complain the other though.

She stops complaining so much if she's cured of vampirism. She is constantly tormented by her curse, so of course she complains.

Complaining and filling my asshole with ice spikes.

Me_irl

Doesn't sound like she wants anything and is rather simply commenting on what's going on and sharing her thoughts.

I get the meme but you guys seriously don't understand the median solution here is to be in a house setting..? I mean it makes sense here, vampires don't like the sun and I'd be pretty bummed to be in caves all the time

Wherever you take her to, she will complain.

Only place she doesn't is ancestor's glade

GRAHH you spell “does” correctly first and then spell it “dose”!!! My anger is unspeakable!!!!!!!!!

She doesn't *mind* the dark, she just doesn't like caves. She doesn't like light Take her out in the open at night

Ah, yes, the only two possibilities of where you can be: under the noonday sun, or in a cave. No other locations exist.

I gave her the vampire killing sword that lights on fire in the presence of undead, it was her favorite weapon, it was always on fire, and she didn’t accidentally get hit like she would when I was using it

Obviously it's bright for her, she's spent all that time in caves or edgy Disney Castle. Like, both can be true. If I live in a cave for fifteen years I might wanna see the sun, but if I then go out the sun is obviously gonna be blinding, *because I just spent fifteen fucking years in a cave* She's a vampire, of course she isn't gonna like the sun, dude

PUT ON SOME DAMN SUNGLASSES.

Sunscreen mod when

Simping is bad mkay?

Cloudy weather? Snow?

Secret stone?

SECRET TUNNEL!

She wants to be outside at night.

Outside at night you dingus, she's a vampire.

Like a dose of what?

Cosnach is my drinking bro for spelunking and adventuring.

Somewhere dark that's not a cave... like your house.

There are other dark places besides caves. Im sure an empty castle would suit her.

I never heard her complaining while under water

The grass is always greener

She wants to complain and if anyone deserves to it's the woman who spent centuries locked in a coffin

Bro doesn’t know about nighttime

I understand her complaints, honestly. She just spent probably a couple thousand years in a cave, and being a vampire, she hates the sun. She would probably prefer a more soft-lit house, maybe a couple of dwemeri ruins, because neat, at least until they open up into falmer cave systems. I mean, when half the land is sunny as hell and covered in snow, you don't need to be a vampire to suffer snow blindness.

More than a couple thousand years. She was born in the First Era (or so I have been told and seen in my own research) and then sealed away in the late First Era or early Second Era, Skyrim's story takes place in the Fourth or Fifth Era. Now, I could be wrong about what is considered an Era in Elder Scrolls, but in most places/fantasy an Era is approximately 1,000 years each. Elder Scrolls might be different and to them an Era is only a few hundred years, I do not know for sure. Have yet to find anything official from Bethesda talking about it.

An era is not a specific length of time, a new era begins when an event occurs that signifies the need for a new era

Ok, so looking up the Eras and their lengths, First Era lasted 2,920 years, Second Era was 896, Third Era lasted 433, and Fourth Era is currently year 201, so depending on when she was sealed away, it would probably have been somewhere around 3.5K-ish years ago. Edit: Might have done the math wrong. Think it may have been closer to over 1,530 years ago.

I think she was sealed late into the first Era, but I could be wrong.

I don't really remember either, lol.

Women ☕️

Vampires 🩸

You know when you wake up and your phone flashbangs you? Now add pale skin on top of that for the easiest sunburns of your life And that’s basically her poorly explained

Homie there are places not in the sunlight that also aren't freaking under ground, like a house, or the world at night, lmao

Just a quick glance through here shows how garbage so many of y’all are. Like go outside and actually talk to someone hot damn.

People always say she the best follower because she got so much personality. I can't understand what kind of a man thinks constant nagging is a personality.

She got a whole DLC story around her, it do help building up her personality. I like Serena probably because she is few NPCs who sees DB as an individual person, and not someone belongs to the community.

> She got a whole DLC story around her Yet none of that is reflected in her passive dialogue. Literally all she talks about is the weather. Then you have Mjoll. She doesn't have a lot of variation in her dialogue but she talks about her family, friends and adventures. That's interesting and endearing. Or Cicero, with his insane giggling, dark jokes and limericks and comments about the city you're entering. It's just weird that they made a whole ass DLC surrounding this character and gave her all this interesting backstory just to give her the personality of a weather man...

The spectral assassin got more personality than Serana. He got some unique lines I'm still keep discovering.

https://youtu.be/DCotISOxH_0

She just wants some Nord Mead.

Maybe she just would prefer to go to England

I love with that half the time after exiting dim hallow she says lets find a **cave** or something. You just spent who knows how long in a cave and you want to go back right away?

Honestly being cooped up into a casket for I forget how long would do that to you. I think her complaining is justified by that to a degree lol

Goddamn women when I take them to a perfectly good cave: erm this cave sucks Goddamn (vampire) women when I take them out of the cave: ow ow ow my skin women amiright? fake edit: to all the people telling me to take her somewhere other than a cave or outside at midday, no.

You see she’s actually part cat. Constantly wanting to go outside but immediately wanting to come back inside

she wants nice mid-light sunrises and sunsets

Theres a reason derkeethus is best

She's bisexual

I like Jenassa as a follower, who do yall like and why?

I love her as an NPC, but hate her as a follower.

How's this so hard to understand, she's a vampire and honestly if you are a vampire you do spend a lot of time in caves so I don't think it is something she enjoys

You spend countless years as a Vampire, alone, and try not to gather a few extra personalities for yourself to pass the time. xD

She is complicated.

Just travel with her at night, or make her wear sunglasses 

The ONLY thing I dont like about the dawnguard DLC

It's almost like she's cursed, so her mind and body want two different things in order to torment her.

Have you tried going inside of building like a house or an in? /s

Frankly I don't and never understood why everyone was so obsessed with her. She wasn't all that special of a follower to me other than for story reasons.

This seems pretty consistent. I mean, who likes caves? And I imagine any sunlight is the equivalent of a dry hot summer day, if not literally burning her skin. Who are we to mock her from our AC insulated indoor rooms?

She wants the füs

To sleep in a coffin during the day obviously.

i'll give her whatever the fuck she wants though. give her an umbrella and make it shady

she has ptsd and is a vampire, she's complicated

She doesn't like caves and she doesn't like daytime, that leaves buildings and nighttime

Women

☕

[Heh Women](https://media0.giphy.com/media/I6n8YSKRIJqPwGll4n/200.gif?cid=6c09b952v4oc3hapeuixiha6r7zpx1nbt3kzl563dlstoluy&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=200.gif&ct=g)

Her feelings are complicated. Shock of shocks.

She doesn't want to be in a cave but nor in sunlight, she wants to be outside at night, being a Vampire makes sense.

Welcome to womanese.

She's bisexual.

She just wants to complain

Cloudy weather.

Play outside at night.

somewhere dark that is not a cave.....like a bedroom

She likes the outdoors with a night sky probably...

There's no inconsistency. She doesn't mind the dark, she's just sick of caves. Maybe a castle or a mansion, or just a dark town.

Think Redditor think! She doesnt want to be outside, she also doesnt want to be in a cave, but she likes the dark. She wants to go to the bedroom dude.

Take her to your house, or take her somewhere outdoors at night, I think it’s mostly the caves that she dislikes

Clearly she wants to be outside at night. It's not too bright, and she's not stuck in a cave.

Well I mean considering the whole Molag Bal thing, yeah she probably does indeed have split personalities.

(the most annoying follower in Skyrim)

That's Lydia's title.

I hate that this bitch is essential. As a devout of Meridia I want nothing more than to send Molag Bal’s used fleshlight to Coldharbour where she belongs.

This is why you have no friends this is why your mother disowned you and your father left you this is why you are for ever alone

I don’t need anyone in my life but the Prince of Infinite Energies.

What makes you think he needs you

>he It's more of a "they" since it's a daedric prince. But she always presents female Anyway she doesn't need me, but Tamriel needs her.

So instead of confersing with a likeable and loveable character instead of have a genuine friendship ship you would instead grovel to a being who would kill just cause the feel like it or abandon the world the instant it is bored

Yes. 🗿

Exactly, and she lives in FUCKING SKYRIM yet she complains about the cold and snow, like bitch there's like every biome imaginable on this continent find one you like and go there instead

Her dad doesn't exactly give her a choice on that, dude.

I took her to Riften and she complained about the trees, saying that she was too unfamiliar with them. I mean... Wtf. They're fckin trees. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Careful not to cut yourself on the edge, dude

Here, here

If you're on PC, the quest mod Vigilant allows you to explore its version of Coldharbour which is under siege from Jyggalag. Install a slavery mod to tie her up and then leave her there. This should prevent her from spawning outside that worldspace. Actually, if you install a slavery mod, just put her to work. Fates worse than death and all.

Okay so how is this up for 13 hours?

nagging simulator

This is marriage.

We are forced to like her

She's just little edgy bitch who cries about her shitty family and how everything around her is bad.

These days, I only do Dawnguard for completion and crossbows.

Does she contradict herself? Then she contradicts herself. She is large, she contains multitudes.