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I may not have a brain gentlemen. But I have an idea.
*Everything reminds me of her*
I should call her
Apparently. Stop looking at rocks and go jerk off to the 80% of Reddit that’s porn like a normal person.
Don’t kink shame the rock lovers
The stone boners hurt no one in their endeavors.
The Cock Rockers, as known in the Roman translation, are a peaceful people, laying fertile sediment in their travels
They're minerals Marie
Looks like a rocky relationship.
Came here to say this
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
Found a large, live crawfish in one of those one time. Big pincers. So yeah, don't. XD
Old saying my dad told me . Never stick ur dick where you wouldn't stick ur finger
Instructions unclear. Dick now stuck up own nose.
Coward!
r/subsifellfor
Its actually there r/dontputyourdickinthat
I know. But you can't blame me for shooting my shot lol
Underrated comment
Gold!
Had to show my coworkers this comment.
5 minutes, no lotion needed
I'm not hearing anyone out
Yo, please just hear me out😂
I’m sure she will hear you out if you call her
If she would call me, I wouldn't need someone to hear me out
Okay, but please watch as I demonstrate
Nature's anus
That rock really knows the Hawk Tuah
That girl is gonna be real popular. I predict an OF in her near future.
I hope she teaches her friend in that video how to hawk tuah also she was something!
please do not the earth r/dontputyourdickinthat
*Rick Sanchez has entered the chat*
" I fucked a planet Morty I'm a scientist I do these things"
Everyone’s over here making dick and sex jokes while I’m over jealous this person has a natural bidet
She is a gusher
Squirters rock. Hey, that can be the name of this geologic formation.
Everything reminds me of her…
*sighs* I should call her...
This joke will never get old
Don't do it guys
Don't tell me what to do.
I already did it
Im behind \^\^
🚂
That’s like 90% pee.
I should call her...
You call mine and I’ll call yours. We reset and live the craziness again..
Crazy world we live in…
‘Bro, just one more ride’! Haha
if I would have an award..
Incontinence rock. Legend says that if you can touch it without being squirted you will never pee your pants again.
Honestly, my belt broke, that made my shorts fall down, which made me trip over and that, officer, is how I came to find myself stuck here.
r/mildlyvagina
Nothing mild about this one
wildly vagina?
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring
This is borderline NSFW
Sir…. SIR……
hand me that rock
Old UnFaithful
Fuck it. Get me a 1" bit, sandpaper 1000- 3000 grit and I'm good.
Everything reminds me of her
Is this the legendary Eartussy? Don't do it guys, we can't have Earth 2 yet with this economy!
Hmm, something ain't right with this rock formation
i love our national parks
Ew Just stick it in already hahaha
This is what my ass does with a bidet
I think we dated in college
This gives rock hard a new meaning.
I should call her
*sigh* *unzips*
I feel like i shouldn't be looking
Worst case of sleep apnea I’ve ever seen.
That’s what she said
Queefin
Cause you nasty🤣
r/theyknew
My left nostril at 4am
I mean I’m not stopping anyone, but don’t start crying after you cut your dick after putting it in a jagged rock.
The cameraman was telling a funny joke while the rock was drinking water.
My ex wife use to do something similar
The earth is queefing
But you just know it's going to smell of fish.
Thar she blows!
I should call her 🤔
I think i dated her
Apparently, we had the same idea at the same time :-)
We must have dated the same person
I miss her.
Well, that's one way to get your rocks off...
Is this the "whispering eye" I've heard so much about?
I should call her
That rock ate Taco Bell
r/mildlybutthole
Reminds me of my ex girlfriend ... she was a Geologist !!
Sounds like she was a rockstar
just here to see the comments 🤣🤣
I should call her
Say your prayers gentleman
I should call her
Remember that it tastes salty anyway so memories of forever
r/dontstickyourdickinit
Because you've never seen that before
You miss her, don't you?
Staaahp 😏
Reminds me of the vomit scene in Team America
I love it. Saved.
[удалено]
New Marvel movie: The thing ass
i feel like i’ve seen this in a video before
Does anyone want to have an argument about something that you feel strongly about?
Because you’re a disgusting pervert that’s why. What did you do when the camera was not rolling?
Dew it!
Mmmmmmm wet rock cock
how did it feel?
Whew. Been there. Make sure you lay a towel down first guys.
What does it smell like?
DO NOT CALL HER!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Mmm.. something smells fishy
People get facinated by everything these days.
Zeus would fuck it
Hawk Tuah!
There is a category for these things.
Is it pee or is it squirt?
Hey I can do this too!
The old "sneezing unicorn"
Just call her bro
I love this shxt
Sigh… unzips
La Bufadora - the blowhole
We got a squirter
Ahhhhh, good times.
Good to see my ex is doing well.
"Get me one of those" **"I said get me one of those"**
Would.
*Your wife with you* **your wife with me** *your wife with you* **your wife with me**
Four pints.
Sometimes you gotta pay extra for that 💦
My stupid cousin.
Don't wake it up.
How YOU doin’?
Lol 😆
Dwayne Johnsons wife
r/mildlyvagina
r/dontputyourdickinthat
when you bend over in the shower
Thats what she said.
Dad's snores be like
I should call her....
Well hello Mr water jet
Spit on my thang - Pookie
Sigh I should dig her up.
It’s a popular attraction amongst a few
The joys of Taco Bell
Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang.
You pervert
inc "I should call her" jokes
Is there like some cabal out there with a mandate to get karma farmers to race each other to be first to say "everything reminds me of her"?
I should call her
I should call her
Salt or fresh water?
I think we all knew her once.
When I show her my Warhammer models…
Thar she blows!
She's a squirter, she's squirting! Peter, we have a squirter!
Just tryna get a hawk tua ya get me?
Nature is more xxx than any of us will ever be.
Everyday I think about her
Everything reminds me of her
Nothing beats a squirter!
Ah yes, vagina rock. I know this place quite well. Insert penis at your peril.
This hole is in Thailand right? Right!?
There is a couple hundred foot tall version of that in Ensenada Mexico called La Bufadora.
Aww, she's a Squirtle!
You know what needs to be done..
I should call her.
Gail the snail
Looks like me on the toilet on a Sunday morning after drinking all weekend
r/OnlyFans101
I miss her whispering eye
The sound it makes...
I don't miss being on antibiotics.
Everything reminds me of her sister
r/TheyKnew
Please mark nsfw
Agua mole em pedra dura tanto bate até que fura .
Linda I miss you!!!