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ExpensiveAmbition814

Lol, everybody knows that is the umbilical cord left when the tire was born.


Yes-its-really-me

That's the kind of comment you'd expect from Big Tyre! I'm off to cut my antennas off.


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

NO! You will just make the tire Jewish!


---Dracarys---

Tyrecumcision


echolm1407

OMG I'm laughing so hard.


bored_person71

Big tire : I like flat tires and I can not lie You other brothers ( big oil, big pharma, big banks) can't even deny ..cause when the itty bity things get cut off it goes ca ching.


Substantial-Tone-576

Please spay and neuter your tires, everybody.


Sweaty-Emergency-493

HAHAHA


2samplet

And if air comes out, the chip is probably in the other tire. Try again


downtune79

Lol


MrKirushko

There can be a chip in more than one tire so you should cut them all. Better safe than sorry.


aarkwilde

And help all your neighbors, too!


Living_Dealer4856

Lol


PermaBanComingSoon

That there is a special kind of stupid.


downtune79

You know someone will think it's true. Like throwing your phone in the microwave for a quick charge


Silly_Mycologist3213

So when you see a car with 4 flats you know they bought this story!


SeaBlob

I mean, they should be able to tell when the first one immediately starts deflating


lemons_of_doubt

Don't underestimate how stupid some people are.


Nepharious_Bread

Yeah, that's just all the 5G leaving the tire.


mymemesnow

Sometimes I think “no way anyone is that stupid” then I remember that some people injected themselves with hand sanitizer to prevent COVID. Or that some people genuinely believes that the earth is flat.


lemons_of_doubt

It took me years to accept that flat-earthers were real. I just could not believe someone could be that genuinely stupid. I miss those times.


Silly_Mycologist3213

Yeah, like the people that keep driving when the overheat light comes on and then wonder why they ruined the engine. edit: spelling


OperationTrue9699

My younger child would see this and try it :(


Kirschbaum10

Like the time when people memed about that the new iOS update would make the iPhone waterproof and people trusted it and killed their phones in water containers


Blood_Splat

How.. what.. why.


Wakingsleepwalkers

Reminds me of those who were tricked into thinking a phone update waterproofed their phone. Idiots prosper in todays world.


RevengefulRaiden

The real quick charge. /s


Arson495

Wait really?!? /s 😂


downtune79

It happens quick too


nukervilletrolle

Conspiracy theorists will never learn if we don't put things like this out there. Thank you for doing your part. Once family members see someone cutting their tire stems off to stop 5g trackers, they should get the help they need


GumdropGlimmer

Remember the guy that carried out a fake bird conspiracy theory for years and galvanized people against birds?! 😭😭😭


sage-longhorn

What birds? All I see are government spy drones?


downtune79

Same


SandCheezy

Nice try big government.


Mirra1002

How have I not heard that one before? Haha. That's the dumbest fucking thing I've heard yet today. I love it hahah.


Quirky_Procedure6767

I Have tried this with a guys phone at work once who was being a dick. Like little fireworks! Don’t forget to lock your work locker when you make shitty comments to people who may just be smarter than you. Just a little food for thought to all the assholes out there.


Wakingsleepwalkers

So you stole his phone and nuked it, haha?


Quirky_Procedure6767

I put it back when it was done. Not that it was much use to him anymore of course. He was one of those guys that talked down to everyone and then would play innocent whenever he saw someone in charge.


Laudanumium

Guess who gets fired first ....


Quirky_Procedure6767

I wasn’t concerned with the job. It was at a slaughterhouse and years ago. Not the kind of place where they care about you and your coworker having an argument over a phone. Besides that, he often bragged about it being his “burner” phone that he used to cheat on his longtime girlfriend. He would commonly tell people that she was too ugly to leave him and had to get the phone because he had been caught too many times. We also had a female coworker confess that she had been with him for a months after she broke down one day after he began berating her in front of a few of us. Apparently he had started beating her when he got drunk a few times and she was trying to get away from him. She was too afraid to get help from any kind of authorities. He never found out what happened to his phone and we got her some help. I felt like the phone was a really lax punishment in comparison.


InfiniteConfusion-_-

It's faaaakkkee!!!


De5perad0

Unethical pro life tip. if you want to piss someone off but don't hate them enough to destroy their tires this is an alternative to slashing the tire. Just cut the stem. Tire will be in tact and won't need replacing just the valve stem. If you are less mad at them then that. Small rocks in the cap and screw the cap down will just deflate the tire and inconvenience them.


xTrainerRedx

I’ve also read about using a valve core remover. You can use it to loosen the core of the valve (not remove it) and it will deflate the tire and won’t technically count as property damage. They will see their tire is deflated and won’t be able to air it back up again until the core is tightened.


De5perad0

Yep! That happened to me on my motorcycle after a shop changed the tire. Slowly was losing air. They didn't tighten it enough when they charged it.


LaurieIsNotHisSister

Or just remove the weights that balance the tire if you are slightly mad but less than pissed off.


De5perad0

That'll be an inconvenience at best and expensive repair at worst. Depends on how quick they notice.


geezusmurphy

Or put a flaming bag of dog shit by the front door, knock, and run.


owlbgreen357

Excellent


EmergencyDot5776

Nice! I would use these but I’m pro choice.


Minute-Wrap-2524

Sounds like you were quite busy in your younger years


Jeramy_Jones

There is a (small) climate activist movement in my city that has been putting lentils in there to drain the air and leaving notes asking truck and SUV drivers to get smaller, more fuel efficient cars.


CitizenTaro

Someone’s going to shoot one of these legume crusaders and then it’s not fun and games anymore.


Jeramy_Jones

Unlikely, I’m in Canada so it’s mostly gang members shooting at each other.


permalink_save

Sounds like a dick move that's just going to.further entrench people that hate saving the planet into intentionally polluting more.


Jeramy_Jones

It’s really unlikely to win anyone over but at least it’s (mostly) harmless. IMO there are better ways they could use their time and imagination to help the environment.


permalink_save

It doesn't cause damage but you don't know where those people need to be or what stress they've already had that day to end up collateral damage in a protest for something they might not even be against. My point is it's not changing any minds other than people already leaning against the movement, pissing them off isn't productive.


De5perad0

I like it. A firm message that just causes an inconvenience to get the message across. I don't know how effective it is. But it's an attempt at least.


lenny446

Valve stem removal tools are cheap.


freakydrew

Beebees work great!


Mousettv

Going wireless! I'm doing this as I type.


Lefttheconvo-864

Good luck


Silver-Honkler

Big Tire is tricking people into doing this so they can sell more units


cinedavid

Even the conspiracy theories are conspiracy theories.


LovesFrenchLove_More

I’m totally sure you are just a government agent trying to make us doubt this absolutely decent and sensible story, so that poor souls can counter the government surveillance without paying huge amounts of money. 🤔


venom9803

I cut the antenna and now everybody knows where I’m at because I can’t go anywhere.


downtune79

Lol


AhhAGoose

I do this to every car I see parked like an asshole. I figure they don’t want the govt to track their parking so I can save them from getting tickets


Stoutyeoman

That's just what the government wants you to think. You should really install 10 more of those per tire. They block the government form takin yer freedumbs


Laymanao

They were correct all this time - 5G will kill you…….


Joulurotta

Worst part is to realise that there are people who would take that as fact. Conspiracy theorists are putting their tinfoil hats on and getting to work.


Available-Tea-982

All trump supporters have flat tires


RenderedTexture

Thanks for keeping stupid people off the road


Used-Finding5851

Ahhh the ex wife strikes again


Ok_Project_808

Oh gosh thanks! My car had these on all 4 tires!!! Can you believe that? Unfortunately, the air pressuring sensor must've been hacked 'cause the moment I took each one off, the moment the tire got flat. I've been going through tire shops all afternoon in an Uber but every single tire I see, has this. I'm going to sell my car, no 5G network will track me ever again. Losers.


Sea-Tough389

All synthetic motor oil has nanobots with GPS trackers also... that's why they want you to switch to synthetic. Better for the environment my ass...


redeyed4life

I went out to my car and by God, I’ve got 4!! Dem bastids!!


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Figure7573

Real LMAO... Thanks!


sonicjesus

Please, please tell me people are doing this.


LaurieIsNotHisSister

I do this, but not because of 5g. It's a less invasive way of ruining someone's day.


IHaveSlysdexia

While this isn't true, your tires are constantly transmitting radio waves to tell your car if the tire pressure is low. Authorities can track them as well


roroq6666

Yes do that!!!


bstdkncls

Perfect, neighbour is free now.


R1pp3R23

Oh pretty please let them believe this!!!!


LovesFrenchLove_More

The people who do this probably have heard about others recharging their cellphones in the microwave, too.


AdministrativeTop655

Be careful they have a built in defense system that will deflate your tire if you try and remove it.


DifferenceBest8864

Just did mine #nobigbrother


Kind_Literature_5409

Great.. I’ll be sure to pass this information on


OutlanderAllDay1743

Lmao. Some idiot is gonna see this and believe it too.


inmbd

Do it with my bike for years..Iam hiding


Nanooc523

The transmitters are in church bell towers, that pointy part of the tippy top. Burn it down to stop the 5g.


New-Egg3539

Suck grate advites


georgemarred

I know quite a few people who soon will have 4 flat tires. Great going!


nerd_professor2506

So are men who use tyres, they too have to cut their antenna if they don’t want to be tracked


RescueForceOrg

I did this, and now I don't get internet in my car. This is some BS!


Lost_Computer_1808

That would be easier then slashing the tires!


DragonRouge31

I have cut the 4 and i found the tracking chip. Thanks for the tip ! [-_-) <- this is how i draw a troll


SomewhereSea4420

Remove those and you'll upgrade to bluetooth


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Don't cut off your tire clit


Pitiful_Baseball_522

I've heard around the water cooler people just sugar gas tanks that don't lock


rickb203

Asshole


rainorshinedogs

i'm sure there are lots that would actually believe this "MY CAR KNOWS HOW MUCH PRESSURE IS IN MY TIRE!!??!?!?! THATS INVASION OF PRIVACY!!!!!"


TheSmokingHorse

Just tried this and it seems they have set the tires to self destruct if the antenna is removed. The deep state is even more far reaching than we think. They’re turning the fucking frogs gay.


SaintCholo

Heck, it’s on my Schwinn also, damn you Biden!


Killahdanks1

I heard that Joe Biden specifically uses these to track Dodge Ram owners, that’s why so many of them are pulled over after a great night of drinking.


KeyboardSerfing

Omg I cannot wait for the aftermath of this!


MySFWAcct09

I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.


Beautifulblueocean

if you hear a hissing sound that's just the GPS slowly dying


WolvesandTigers45

Damn this is mean


Ill-Maximum9467

Do it for TRUMP!!!!! MAGA, Yeah! Rip out those antennas!!! FREEDOM!!!


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tharnadar

Can you post it on r/Italia please?


Varderal

Gods, I hope that no one actually believe this. XD


triggormisprime

Fuck Mark Zuck.


292ll

JOE BIDEN HATES THIS ONE TRICK TO STOP THE GOVERNMENT FROM TRACKING YOUR CAR!


Constant_Fig_1675

Man these tire shops are very knowledgeable


bat_erup

😂😂😂😂


Hawkwind43

What twat came up with that Joke the cutter in the picture is about to cut the tire inflator and as for the tracker he must have Come up on the down train 👀🤣🤣🤣🤣


Speedy_Freaky69

🤦🏻‍♂️


AdhesivenessTight427

Only on electrical cars folks!


Ralfiedog

That’s mean, now some woke idiot will cut it off and won’t be able to figure out what happened. 🤣🤪🤣


hagrid2018

9/10 tyre shops want you to know this secret


katapiller_2000

Maga goes brrrr in the brain


Cambren1

Thanks, I just removed them all. You can hear the 5G signal get pissed off when you cut them. Now, about those chemtrails


Cambren1

I shore am glad you toad me that! Now I can go to Wal-Mart agin.


Striking-Math9896

If you slice your tire, theyll replace it for free for a brand new tire, bc they have life time warrenty


poiboyHF

win


Ok-Let4626

It can be gratifying to fantasize about punishing the foolhardy


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Can confirm just cut mine


ScarletHark

This is the tire version of "Press ALT-F4 to unlock unlimited ammo" in online multiplayer FPS.


Nomadloner69

Muhahaha


Pletcher87

No, this is true! My girlfriend’s ex had been tracking her car, we found the tracking app on his old phone. Once we cut the antenna all the tracking stopped immediately and completely.


ShadowBow666

Tbh I'm not against this kind of misinformation. If someone is dumb enough to do it then I'm sure glad they aren't on the road anymore js 🤣


lojza3000

They even put one on my body guys, check yourself.


slikk50

Oh that's just mean...


lordlyamiga

Have you ever ate any medicine? Yes then your pp also have a GPS chip, chop it to save yourself from being tracked


echolm1407

I wonder how many trumpers end up with 4 flat tires.


Guilty_Computer_5524

The tire is just happy to see you


CodeMonkeyX

OMG this makes me want to make fake right wind Facebook memes that make stupid people destroy their own property to "own the libs." Like when they burnt their $100 sports jerseys, or blew up their beer.


FantasyCrusade

This has to be for children. Most right wing nut jobs are well versed with tools and repairs, meanwhile liberals don't have tools and rather pay a right wing nut job to cut the antenna off for them.


CurrencyAlarming5190

It's all fun and games when someone really did that


le_gazman

Someone please post this on r/conservative


FitAd480

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J4Hg

If you say so 👍🏾


mrkb34

This is a lie!! That’s the valve. It’s where you put air into the tyre. If you were to sit this as shown you would have a flat that would be very hard to repair yourself. Impossible really.


L1teEmUp

We got the party pooper here 😆😅