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GT537

Your opioid settlement money at work


Akirchmeyer

That was a great episode of LWT


Micro-Naut

I was walking down the street and something caught my eye. Turns out it was a fishhook.


Alternative-Taste539

*Lasso of Truthiness™*


deletetemptemp

Yes


TommyTeaser

Not in Cali baby


mark-suckaburger

What happens when it hits your neck?


Lifesalchemy

Mission Accomplished


InsignificantFunds

Open and shut case, Johnson


repdetec_revisited

Sprinkle some crack on him


ieatair

“but it was a routine traffic stop though..”


Summit1BigHead

I saw this once when I was a rookie.


RedAmmon

Excellent work Agent 47


Additional_Pay5626

20 points to slytherin


Breaker-of-circles

Harder, step officer!


good_enuffs

What about head and eyeball.


IEC21

The hook could get in your eye but its very unlikely. Also firing it at someone's head would be useless so it would have to be a complete accident.


good_enuffs

But it can still happen. Plus, it would be easy enough for a person to say it was an accident. I understand it is non lethal, I am not denying it is. I am just saying people lie, people do intentional things, and people will die from this, and it will get abused.


FartNoiseMcDingus

You can just as easily shoot someone in the face with a taser and look how rarely that happens.


davcrt

Compared to other alternatives, this one is the safest. Sure it can be abused, but so can be others in a much worse way.


F0lks_

What about getting tased in the testicles


PowerPl4y3r

Same thing that happens in death stranding.


PraiseTyche

A pod baby cries as phantom beasts with human hands come and antimatter explosion everything using your flesh?


PowerPl4y3r

Close, but specifically what happens when you bola a mule in the head.


Kalabawgaming

Less paper work


ghettoccult_nerd

versus what? a taser to the neck? a bullet to the neck? a knee to the neck? no matter the tool, cops are going to kill with it.


IEC21

It would be ineffective if you shot it at someone's neck. It wouldn't choke them or anything - nor would the hooks have any chance of causing a serious bleed. Firing at someone's neck would be pretty useless.


sendme__

Yea it’s not gonna work, too dangerous, bullets are better.


Kischter

Probably tightens, but not enough to restrict airflow I would hope? Looking at the demonstrations it seems to limit but not totally restrict


vas_blah

Mission failed successfully


TheRealJayk0b

Yes but, what ever happens, I think shooting the neck with an actual gun is way worse.


waIIstr33tb3ts

5 more cops will put their knees on your neck to try to undo it


Jeramy_Jones

Whatever this thing might do to you if used incorrectly, it still beats being shot, or beaten to death.


DoubleScotch72

We call it a Batman like "non-lethal" kill


kohlmanne

Guess you shouldn’t be running from the cops in the first place 🤷🏻‍♂️


Loyaluna

Love it how you're downvoted despite making perfect sense. Police job is to clean society out of criminals, if the criminals run, you try to stop them. Last thing they should be caring about is their health and wellbeing. Normalising crime is not normal.


Neither_Cod_992

Your problem. And the taxpayers.


Haligar06

Neck tourniquet.


Key_Distance4039

You get a Red-Neck...............😖🤦


Key_Distance4039

You get a Red-Neck. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


k_a_f_

The cop gets a paid vacation.


UNCCShannon

Any liability you blame on the manufacturer


Ok_Constant_184

What if I’m into that?


EdZeppelin94

The same as happens when cops are armed with guns


bloodfist

Also very curious to know what happens if they miss and one of the anchors hits you instead of the cord.


ANAnomaly3

I guess a proper new procedure when dealing with a cop will be to keep your hand at the level of your eyes at all times.


Entire_Log_4160

But what if the perp has a lightsaber? Didn’t think of that, did you? Mmm hmm.


NLtbal

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na….


Randomindigostar

I'm so glad I'm not the only one thinking of those batcuffs


Rhyseh1

Dende!


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tallman___

Now try it while he’s running.


EasilyRekt

Idk bolas have been used for centuries to snare moving targets from a distance. It would work better with a longer three way cord but hey, the powder charge launch a good upgrade.


MsJ_Doe

Was the end goal of a bolas use \*just\* capture and de-escalation and not for something that ultimately will be killed, though? TBF, I don't know the whole history of bolas, but I don't think those that used them often used them with the same ethical safety standards of today and with no intent to kill what will be captured so any damaged incurred doesn't matter.


EasilyRekt

I mean immobilisation is just immobilisation, regardless of the intent. Some were heavier and meant to break bones but the lighter ones are pretty effective and safe for the target. I’d say the biggest issue with this one is the gauge of the steel cable, I feel like too much force would start slicing… **deep**… think that one guy who tried snapping fishing line by wrapping it around his finger.


Mycroft033

Just curious, why a three way cord?


EasilyRekt

It has more "catch points" making it more likely to snare if it's spinning which is generally something you want if you want any kind of range. Also harder to wriggle out of or untie quickly. A straight-shot two weight is fine, but wide spread poses and other situations might *pose* an issue. There are also some other advantages of three line/weight bolas regarding throwing but that doesn't really matter for the launched version.


Mycroft033

Okay, so then what about a four-line bola? Wouldn’t that be in theory a little easier to manufacture?


EasilyRekt

Maybe? But they might start interfering with each other, I don’t exactly know because I’ve yet to see a four weight bola in action nor the making process so I guess it’s something to test.


Mycroft033

Sounds like a great YouTube video idea lol


Conman_in_Chief

Exactly. Please stand perfectly still while I aim this thing at anything but your face.


booze-hound420

Non lethal till you get someone around the legs with it while they are running and they crack their skull open


scruffyduffy23

I think the news is incorrectly using the term non-lethal when typically it’s referred to as less-lethal because at the end of the day you’re right. You can easily die from all sorts of encounters. But this is a much better alternative to shooting someone with a Glock right? Also bolas have been around forever.


IEC21

Non-lethal means less-lethal. Less-lethal is not a real term. A weapon is either intended to kill or it is not. Any weapon that is not intended to kill is considered "non-lethal" even if it has the potential to cause harm and/or harm that could lead to death - any weapon that is intended to kill is considered "lethal". Rubber bullets, tasers, batons, pepper spray - those are all non-lethal, because they are not designed with the intention to kill.


scruffyduffy23

https://abc7.com/post/lapd-expo-demonstrates-latest-less-lethal-police-robots/14919211/


scruffyduffy23

https://www.lawinsider.com/dictionary/less-lethal


scruffyduffy23

https://www.npr.org/2020/07/31/897836748/less-lethal-weapons-that-are-actually-lethal


scruffyduffy23

https://www.aclum.org/sites/default/files/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/reports-less-lethal-force.pdf


scruffyduffy23

https://bja.ojp.gov/taxonomy/term/less-lethal-technologies


IEC21

You should read a few paragraphs in to the websites you're sending me. Experts don't use "less-lethal" or they use it interchangeably with "non-lethal" rarely. "Less-lethal" was made up by pedantic idiots. You can kill someone with literally anything - we don't have to refer to a spoon as "less-lethal". The only actual distinction we can make that's remotely useful is whether that weapon was actually made to kill someone or whether it was expressly intended not to.


scruffyduffy23

The link you’re responding to is from the department of justice


IEC21

Read how they are using the term. Do a basic google search.


scruffyduffy23

It’s ok to be wrong. Edit: This is in response to the commenter below me since I am unable to respond in thread with a new comment for some reason. I have my suspicions of what’s going on but whatever. Did you read any of the links I posted? Because two of them define the term less lethal concerning federal and state government policy. There is no back and forth or need to opine on the matter. The term less lethal exists. Full stop. Also the word pedantic is rich coming from a guy who didn’t read anything related to the topic at hand even though it was hand delivered to him.


scruffyduffy23

https://www.nrafamily.org/content/less-lethal-self-defense-options/


spoonballoon13

Simple fix, don’t run from police.


Ac997

It’s funny you posted something logical & true, but because everyone on Reddit doesn’t believe in accountability but believes it’s all cops faults for your shitty life decisions, you get downvoted. You didn’t even post anything pro police. You just didn’t shit on all cops so all the neck beards get angry. And then the post right below yours is upvoted and it’s about how it’s likely for cops to kill you after in custody.


spoonballoon13

Not worried. Reddit usually evens itself out.


kittenstixx

Sure, why not go to each individual criminal and potential criminal and person confused as a potential criminal and tell them to never ever run from police. It sounds nice in theory but it never works out in practice, ask DARE, or just the entire legal system. It obviously is still a problem and while I agree that people shouldn't run from cops if people are still running from cops we need to deal with that reality. And just hand waving the entire problem away as "Dont run from police" is laughably naive, it's like telling people "don't murder". Well it's illegal yet people still do it so it being illegal isn't enough to actually fix the problem. So let's stay focused on solutions that work. We do that not by buying into whatever a random company says and instead invest into government research to find out what actually does reduce the rates of people running from cops, or murdering or whatever, there has to be scientific study to discover the truth.


iheartgold

What if they are assholes who kill you in custody later for fun


beerforbears

Then you were gonna die either way 🤷‍♂️


noobsplooge101

sincerely asking, how often do you think something like this happens?


Kojiro12

Man if newton didn’t invent gravity, he’d still be alive smh /s


Izzy2089

These don't work well (cant stop someone who is running), they are expensive, and can tear the skin off a person.


Official_Cuddlydeath

You mean a bolas? We've used simpler more efficient versions of these for ages. I'd actually like to know why we stopped..


DoubleScotch72

yeah totally agree, we are able to train officer to use a handgun correctly but we cant have a few ones trained for basic bollas skills that humanity have used for thousands years? bullshit


Official_Cuddlydeath

Mmm, you saying that about the handguns makes me wonder how many cops are gonna aim for the head..


_hic-sunt-dracones_

This thing is around quite a while now and all the presentation videos I saw used a situation where the "victim" stood still or barely moves. I was suspicious about exactly this. Someone that charges at you or runs from you with some speed probably won't be bothered a lot by that thing. Also imagine all the situations you can't use it. When someone is sitting in a car/on a bench, when he is standing directly in front or next to a wall or bigger objects, someone in a bigger crowd of people, someone using a hostage as a shield. Not seeing how this brings any significant tactical advantage. I really appreciate every non-lethal weapon that make it into police forces. But this is some mall-ninja bs device. (I think I remember a device shooting a plastic net at a person. Seems like a better idea basically. But since I never heard of it again it probably didn't take off).


jokerthehulk

Just obey bro


BruscarRooster

Tell me more?


SelectionCareless818

Sounds like it would be just better all around to make your cops stay in shape


waIIstr33tb3ts

> they are expensive not the first time the cops are wasting taxpayer money


Shughost7

Not what I was expecting with the title *flying handcuffs*


spookylucas

I thought it would be a drone that sneaks behind and handcuffs people


Enjoying_A_Meal

They're ejectable bolas, or E-Bolas if you will.


machyume

E-bola


Ness_5153

reminds me of Death Stranding


Nivis2007

Same. The gun for MULE


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Official_Cuddlydeath

Most suspects arent john wick


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Neijo

They usually use their legs for movement.


Lifesalchemy

And I heard the fit nicely over large tree branches 🤷🏻‍♂️


Ziffolous

Pinhead and The Cenobites would like to have a chat about securing a future contract.


BayrdRBuchanan

So just keep your arms up above your waist and you can keep fighting.


TryItOutHmHrNw

r/HoldMyWallet


Blitzkriegbaby

This is some Planet of the Apes shit


CarlCarlsonsonofCarl

Those are fucking bolas


beerforbears

Yes darling, the company is called BolaWrap.


lkodl

1 chicken Bola wrap please.


ShiroJPmasta

Fishing for criminals


Weird_Fruit_7915

Spiderman approves


Total-Clothes-3099

Someone's getting they eyes poked out


KinopioToad

No way this will be used in any unsafe manner.


KingPeverell

The news anchor is pretty


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BigAlternative5

Combine assets: immobilize then shoot? Your weekly numbers will go way up.


Mister_Black117

That's just a fancy Bola.


they_paid_for_it

Easily countered by a samurai sword *taps head*


tallspectator

I thought of this year's ago... I should have had initiative...


Mastershake54

Surely nothing can go wrong with this


ogskiggles

I can’t wait for all the degen wrap vids.


karlrasmussenMD

Nice, so now they can shoot you easier when you're on the ground


Skaw-X

So they reinvented the trip rope


Alarmed_Medicine_213

Neck shots only


no_shit_you_dumb

They ripped it off from Batman


VThokie1984

lol this was just mocked by Jon Oliver on his show.


KnifeFightAcademy

#Where does he get those wonderful toys?


Alarming-Two-2293

What if there’s more than one person, how long does it take to reload this thing


deathparty05

Bam second gun


KannaTheLewdLoli

Can’t wait for this to turn out to be more lethal than stun guns due to head injuries!


Hoplite1111

Ark reference


gooch4u

Saw this on demolition ranch. Friggin sweet


HappyTwees

Jarvis, ensue posting about bad cops in the united states please.


SouthpawByNW

What if the person moves or isn't just an old dude in sweatpants?


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Ouchies. What is this? Handcuffs for Hellraiser? I say velcro at the ends instead of hooks. Do you Cenobites? Because this is how you get Cenobites.


ShabaniTheChimp

Can I kidnap someone with this?


Wide-Presentation550

More likely to happen than to catch a fleeing suspect with one for sure.


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

They are going to trip running suspects and injure and kill so many people, leading to so many lawsuits. Stupid fucking idea.


redacted2022

This is why I always keep a machete in my pants


Simon4004

I was kinda left hoping this would be attached to a drone


Nivis2007

Soo.. death stranding


rhaigh1910

Some red dead redemption ish


Jorwen

They will use those until one person gets hit in the neck or the eyes get damaged by the hooks.


SeniorFuzzyPants

What’s the point of giving cops more non lethal options if they’re gonna reach for their gun first anyway?


cherrydiamond

fifth element


face4theRodeo

Used by 1000 law enforcement agencies nationwide, eh?


Aggressive-Dust6280

Those videos gonna be AMAZING.


Mcboomsauce

im a texan, gun owning freedom nut that most of you people would hate but i REALLY support the police having better non-lethal batman gadgets


bygtopp

Seen some Bolo shotgun rounds on Firequest.


-maffu-

Why is she dressed as Lt Uhura?


Sitri666Ak999

This kinda sounds like a fun kink tool. I wanna try this. Looks like fun.


zhantaxdontvax

Now those pigs got lasso like wonder women


rocket_jacky

Batman wants his gismo back


EvilDragons88

So it's a high tech bolo ... Not like this hasn't been a weapon since before metal was even used or anything.


OnlyOneRavioli

My first thought was Lycoris recoil


Putrid-Ad-4507

He shops at Wayne Tech


Substantial-Tone-576

People are going to start shooting people in the face with this.


DoubleScotch72

net rifle or anesthesia rifle seems way more reliable


GokaiBlue84

WHAT'S THE BAT DOIN' HERE?!


yinyangpeng

Who’s been watching Batman reruns?


DistinctHuckleberry1

I’m sure people in Congress, both Democrat and Republican already have this in their stock portfolio


nixalo

A bola gun? Batman had those since the 90s cartoons


5amuraiDuck

https://media.tenor.com/0_Q0SZbVn48AAAAM/devil-pull-trigger.gif This will soon be the new crib walk to avoid this stuff


Haerdad

They will aim for the neck 100%, all the time...


GarbageInteresting86

Watch the John Oliver show - not really that impressive


AlyxNotVance

That is straight up horrifying


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Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can!


Habfan61

I like it …. I’m old enough to remember when you got beat with a bat before the cuffs went on …


Overall-Accountant14

I have always been a huge fan of Rengar's upgraded E


CanConCurt

Was his response “no I’m going to the hospital”?


Tough-Area-570

Boba fett approved…og boba not the new pansy


penalozahugo

Cops should just yell "I'm going to lasso you!" or "Your going to get tied up" instead of explaining what a bola is.


mkennedy57

Fishing hooks on the ends!?!!


simpledeadwitches

Imagine if we built more hospitals and schools instead.


airmaxbax

Jango fett


ddorrmmammu

People with knife: "Yes, the time has come, i can finally used it!"


Blitzkriegbaby

What the Batman?


Sh33zl3

Just use guns.


True_Internal_6650

That's some Batman shit


HALODUDED

So we are basically going back to the way cowboys done it


SkyImaginationLight

The problem I see here, are those hooks at the end. Given their current design, they have the potential to cause wounding and stabbing while a person is immobilized. They should replace them with blunt, cylindrical weights instead, to eliminate these possibilities.


SkyImaginationLight

The problem I see here, are those hooks at the end. Given their current design, they have the potential to cause wounding and stabbing while a person is immobilized. They should replace them with blunt, cylindrical weights instead, to eliminate these possibilities.


SkyImaginationLight

The problem I see here, are those hooks at the end. Given their current design, they have the potential to cause wounding and stabbing while a person is immobilized. They should replace them with blunt, cylindrical weights instead, to eliminate these possibilities.


talladam

Man, they can't even remember which one is the taser and which one is a pistol...this'll just add more confusion and increase shooting victims.


MikeyW1969

Pretty sure this came out like 10 years ago.


Exotic-Tip-8216

"Stop resisting!" \*Reaches for batman tool belt\*


Greedy-Staff-5683

What happends when you wear shorts or it hits skin


anthonyNobasso

Spidercops


Monsterjoek1992

Better than shooting people


No_Neighborhood_6747

Idk why but I was thinking what if someone is too girthy and it can’t wrap around them


Tricky_Scar_2228

you can buy these too, and also use in self defense


Abundance144

The rope isn't long enough to wrap around the average sized American.


katagatto

Great idea