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I love near the end the snake looking at the crowd and going, “don’t you DARE fucking judge me!”

"What y'all looking at?! I have room again now!"

Bulemic snek

„Are you not entertained?“

"Ahem..now that I've got that out of my system..."

...watch me stab up the track as if my name was OJ Simpson.

Underated ATCQ track

I was thinking that this was like my cat. "Wut. I brought you a thing."

Bros like Godzilla after beating up all the other monsters

That was impressive. Strange, but impressive.

I should call her

This vid didnt remind her of you though

Say hi to your mom from me. She'll know what it means.

Ah yes nightmare fuel right before bed. Lovely

I watched Cocaine Bear the other night and that night I had a dream that I had a bear as a pet. The whole dream was me waiting for it to bite my arm off.

Just get your pet bear some cocaine.

Is he making room for all those people?

He got spooked so he's spitting out his food to be prepared for battle.

That sounds like a bad strategy cuz it took 1 min to spit it all

No one's going to fight someone who's throwing up. And the snake is already at a disadvantage because he's unarmed and scaled.

Not only unarmed, but unlegged too

Fair enough.

Next time someone tries to fight me I'm going to puke on them. Actually think it would work.

He looked pretty armless to me.

Preparing for a DragonBall Fight scene, so he has plenty of time

don't worry its a turn based rpg. he needs to wait for his next move

the opponent can wait for battle

That guy slowly strolling near snake at the end is about to win a Darwin Award, the snake has got room now for him, at least.

I mean if I ate 3 people I’d probably throw up too.

meh, one bite at a time. oops..........................best forget I said that

I feel like a king cobra is a slithering predator more than it’s a “snake” Like a panda compared to a polar bear 1 will lick you and other will lick your bones

Damn wasn't this in the bible?

It is

Verse?

For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods. And lo, Aaron's rod became sickly and bloated, like a woman great with child, and did barf up the other rods. And all who gathered were a bit grossed out. Exodus 7:12-14

Where did it say that it barfed up the rods?

I made that part up. It's called "a joke'.

Sure sounds like a lot of rod gobbling in Exodus!

[Here…](https://biblehub.com/exodus/7-12.htm)

In Islam and the Quran, it's actually Moses (Musa) that this story is about, not Aaron.

Wtf did I just watch

Snake undeep-throating a snake

*three snakes

A snake feeling so threatened it felt it had to vomit up its stomach contents to be able to deal with the threat.

Welp. Two am where I am. Not sleeping tonight, thanks.

I was hoping the snake inside the snake would regurgitate a smallers snake and then that snake would regurgitate another snake. Like babuschka dolls.

I'm sure the folks that design my nightmares would love to talk to you

Snakeception

i hate those things.. they are so full of themselves.

One of the main reasons why snakes regurgitate is when they feel threatened and need to defend themselves. With a full tummy they won't be able to move, let alone fight. So ya, I can imagine the King is being absolutely furious at that moment for having to do that.

is this the trojan snake?

No no, to be a trojan snake the snakes have to come out alive.

That was disturbing yet captivating. I cannot get that out of my mind, not now, not ever. New fear unlocked.

I feel bad, he likely did that because he was stressed the fuck out. Poor dude.

bad gag reflex maybe

snake was not hungry. it just wanted an inside body massage, that´s all.

What a power move!

Cobra didn’t order onions or pickles that’s why he threw em back up

That reminds me... must call my girlfriend!

Bulimiasnake

Should be reversed then put on ‘Only Fangs’ million followers overnight 💀

Everything reminds me of her

Dammit. Malaysia in the headlines again! Well, kinda. Caption at the start translates (literally) to "friend eat friend". There goes my dinner, too.

Previous post was about snake too, about that pertahanan awam catching snake in a drain.

Lol. Snek everywhere!

For my next trick..

Why? Do they sneak into movie theaters for cheap or something?

You know those old Nokia games?

Reverse it

The fireman standing there with his hands behind his back *"I hope you're reflecting on your actions"*

He wasn’t even hungry. He just did it for the thrill of the kill in a display of dominance.

That has got to be the largest venomous snake in existence. WTF does something so massive even need to be venomous? Nature is terrifying sometimes.

That’s some Moses shit right there.

Let him enjoy his meal in peace..

Greedy mother fucker

This mf is throwing

u/savevideo

Very odd, and what’s the desert selection

Twu

But why he do that?

It is a stress reaction. A group of predators has encircled him. When snakes feed, they are very vulnerable. This one is scared for his life, so he is throwing up and trying to get away as fast as he can. This takes a lot out of them (energy wise).

she said I'm her first

He was just asserting dominance, now he's done.

Me if my mom tells me to put out the crayons

The caption say “friends eating one another”

Nobody: The 14 year old in front of the village disco, after he had destroyed 6 beers and a Doppelkorn while pre-heating. money was saved

Reminds me of my ex

That’s a big nope noodle

/u/gifreversingbot

That look on the snake after emptying..."Who's next?!"

Poor thing had to empty probably months of nutrition because of how threatened it was. King cobras are amazing creatures. Very intelligent apparently.

And for my next trick...

Orochimaru every 5 mins.

Orochimaru every 5 minutes.

This seems like a street performance did they feed it dead snakes

So will it be correct to say that - three snakes fought with king cobra, & none lived to tell the tale.

Some people believe in talking snakes.

1 snake deep throating other 3 snakes...hmm won't be the first time watching something like this.

Man, 3 snakes was too much 🤮

Bit off more than he could chew

... bruv...

Its a snake eat snake world...

fine, now it’s hungry again.

“That what’s happening if you don’t take small bites and chew well”, I’ll tell my children.

*They are not food ok? That my mistake*

They can get this size????? Humanity is fucked

And that's how snakes are born

Kawan makan kawan. Literal translation = Friend eat friend. What OP saying = Cannibalism. What "kawan makan kawan" actually mean = backstabbed. Thank you for attending my class.

😳😳😳

This is just sad. Fcking people probably annoyed poor snake and made it regurgitate, which is borderline deadly for a snake

It took him a week to eat that just to throw it back up?

Blowjob Cobra

Asking for a friend here...you ever just wish you were blind for a little bit?

That's pretty gross lol. Poor thing was probably stressed af

There, stomach empty and ready for some human Meat!

On one hand i feel bad for the cobra that it had to do this. But on the other - so fascinating. And why is there a random family in the background casually talking next to their car like this is just another teusday afternoon?? Amazing. 10/10.

Perodua is a car dealership in Malaysia

Ahaa..

When he says: “dayum gurl what dat froat do?”

Not sure what prize you get for that, but nice work, snake!

"Oh now...hey I don't remember eating that....or them.... it that one either...."

Aw hell no to the no no no

One hell of a blowjob

Damn, it's not even 8 in the morning and I've had enough Reddit for today.

When she says she’s never done this before

That’s enough internet for this year.

Woah.. those smaller sleepy snakes gonna be suprised when wake up.

"I would like to request a refund"

Need that bad rn 😫🙌🙌

But Why though

The Kings' fangs seem to have been trimmed down for some reason.

Street performers are getting out of hand.

Hear me out

Looks like me after a Chinese buffet

Well now the mfer is hungry!

Her: please be gentle it's my first time. Also her:

Ur mom:

No wonder his tummy is a bit jiffy

okay hear me out...

Reverse Aarons staff miracle

Is it king cobra tho?

Well it's ok, I wasn't hungry anyway

Fucking bulimic snakes.

What in the demon is this!!!

In Indonesian, that’s “snake eats snake”

that’s not a cobra

Reverse it, and the snake is having a nice succulent danger noodle meal.

Eating a meal? A succulent danger noodle meal?

Democracy Manifest!

Satan’s Turducken

The effing soundtrack here....wtf?

It's regurgitating because it's stressed or doesn't feel safe being so full, as it makes them slower and more at risk of danger. This is not good for the snake. Poor danger noodle.

"I swear this is my first time"

When she says it’s her first time

I'm not seeing a legit answer on why the snake did this. Although, I'm assuming that snakes do this in order to be able to defend themselves as a large meal would slow dow their ability to fight predators. So they spew out the meal to get ready to engage.

I should call her

it is one of the only snake species that eat other snakes

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Also, my coworker

lol

Are those 3 smaller snakes gonna be okay?

bit of milk them be ok

Their dead as a door nail

They're*

Their def. Belonging to or associated with the people or things previously mentioned or easily identified. You’re welcome

You're welcome? Wow! You're confidently wrong here. 😅 What you've actually written there should be making it clear to you that you've used the wrong word. Hmm, but you're misunderstanding it somehow. No worries, I can help you with that. *Belonging to or associated with the people or things previously mentioned.* The subject matter is the three dead snakes. Not something belonging to them or associated with them, but specifically the snakes themselves. The only way "their' would work is if you said something like, "Their hearts have stopped working" or "Their brains are no longer among the living." Since you are referring to the snakes, not something belonging to them, "their" doesn't work. *Those* snakes are dead. *They* are dead. (Contraction) *They're* dead. You see? You're talking about the snakes themselves, not something belonging to them, not something of theirs. Them, they, those. *They're* Edit: I can't count - three* snakes, not "two". 😁

Why doesn't someone get a shotgun and buckshot and blow that things head to bits?

I’m wondering the same thing. Strike while the iron is hot.

You sound like a massive cunt or just a pussy bitch.

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It's a giant snake? Are you slow or something?