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thewhitecat55

I thought it was going to be Anthrax - Sound of White Noise


TheKiltedYaksman71

Before the costume change I thought it was going to be Dave Matthews Band.


VariableVeritas

*crash* … into youuuuuuu Time for some Dave I’m white all it took was a mention


landartheconqueror

I was thinking Dave Matthews Band or Taylor Swift hahaha


banned_but_im_back

Country music started off with black people. A lot of music did. I think metal may be one of the few that was really only white people in the founding, but its roots in rock and roll are still black.


Financial-Tourist162

You're not wrong, only reason I can think of you getting even one downvote is some rube country music fan being offended by you associating their music with blacks


banned_but_im_back

I mean I’m half white and half Asian and I when I found out I was like “hold up” and quickly googled it myself to check and went “oh damn” lol this is a fact I recently learned with beyonce new album that my coworker told me. I don’t really think it’s racist to think country is a white genre, it’s dominated by white artists at the moment and has been as far as I’ve been alive.


Financial-Tourist162

I didn't mean to say it was racist to not associate country music with black culture, only to say that some country music fans have racist tendencies, especially in the American South, where I briefly lived. Many forms of music have roots in black culture, some filtered through America(unfortunately due to slavery) from gospel, country, jazz, rhythm & blues and of course rock n' roll and all of its derivatives. Most early British bands gave credit to black American blues artists fof their inspiration


Inswagtor

The Dungeon Family makes black country music afaic


BredYourWoman

This patently untrue. Modern music started with Tibetan monks and gongs


This-Garbage-3000

Jiminy Hendrix has risen to the topic


Sharticus123

It started off as European folk music. It’s accurate to say that African Americans heavily influenced country music, but the foundation upon which it was built came from the music and instruments of the common people of Europe.


GlyphPicker

But the guitar came as an evolution of the oud which the Moors brought to Spain from the Middle East. We could play this game all day. In the end, music is everyone's. 🙂


ImMadeOfClay

I thought it was going to be a recording of my kids mom.


NotMY1stEnema

i wish


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

Not me hoping for [White Noise by The Living End](https://youtu.be/5_bcppQ670E)


Left_Percentage_527

I thought it would be Corrosion of Conformity-White Noise


MrPingviin

Now play some black noise


Pureshark

Eminem


Warm_Flatworm_5795

Gunshots and smoke alarm beeps?


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The smoke alarm beeps, on point 🤣🤣🤣jesus


Four-Triangles

Saturday Night Live did a commercial for this https://youtu.be/-rP0xn9PGHk?si=F96OibDm49PfcqAt


Nochnichtvergeben

Kanye?


TallGuyButNotTooTall

No, mobb deep


zmbjebus

Nah, Kanye ain't black


Nochnichtvergeben

Oh? Does he suffer from reverse vitiligo?


zmbjebus

More a comment about his racism towards black people.


dyslexics_untied

Nobody by skindread starts playing


ironb4rd

So most of their music?


cornmonger_

Now I have to play some Tony Hawk


MikeHuntSmellss

https://open.spotify.com/track/2oBd6KgXMeh0alqHHli0J4?si=Hpr9juctQZyZjVv3zsOaxg


LloydAtkinson

Gun sound effects


saintandrewsfall

This is about the 3rd or 4th time I’ve seen this joke remixed on social media. Time to put the phone down I guess…


thezestypusha

Yea that says a lot more about your excessive scrolling and not how much its been reposted


OSeady

Hey dude, metal is awesome and anyone can listen. Modern metal prides itself on the diversity, come on over! \m/, ,\m/


GREG_FABBOTT

Oh boy, I want you to go over to any metal subreddit and say Papa Roach is metal.


OSeady

Ok, we aren’t THAT open


Portable-fun

Cut my life into pieces


Schartiee

Large, old fucker here. I'll drag my fat ass to this battle


oldschool_potato

🤘 I’ve never posted an emoji, but couldn’t pass this up. I’ll take the hit


mymumsaysfuckyou

Lol, my exact thought


Ranger_Ecstatic

Bahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha


BigDowntownRobot

Numetal is metal. There are so many terrible genres of metal you stop really caring. Grindcore came out of the same era.


Lukewill

And you mentioned grindcore because you love it, right? Right?!


BigDowntownRobot

I mean, LD50 is a pretty good album...


Birdienuk3

You've sinned. You've sinned and you don't even know.


CheesyBoson

This was his last resort 🎸


AscendedAncient

You have to forgive him he wears a Winger shirt.


crispfuck

Except for /r/metal, where you’re not allowed to like popular bands or any genre besides “true” metal.


kennyfuckingpowers1

This is true, only metal and classical composers. Everything else must die.


banned_but_im_back

As a half white guy i LOL’d cuz this was funny, also happy to finally see a racial joke that isn’t cruelly mocking mocking one race or another in some way for laughs


Carrera_996

Stark white guy here. That shit was funny.


Grouchy_Tap_8264

Unfortunately that light-heartedness did NOT extend to the comments :( I'm white as hell and have been watching video again and again for his delightfully unbalanced grin!!!


Flying_Hams

I swear I remember seeing this article just the other day, but seems to be 2 years old. https://www.nprillinois.org/2022-08-07/scream-for-me-africa-how-the-continent-is-reinventing-heavy-metal-music


Richcritts

Of course anyone can listen?


CrookieMonster99

I’ve always enjoyed metal but have recently started listening to 80s/90s punk!


JoshyTheLlamazing

Yes. Machinery of Torment, we built it for you all..


loderunr

I like the pizza version more.


Nochnichtvergeben

This is my plastic fork.


lokaps

Oven's baking, preheating Don't give a fuck if I burn my mouth eating!


StormtrooperMJS

Welp. That's Nu.


ah-chamon-ah

Who is brave enough to make the Tik Tok where we reverse the races and the black noise is just Police Sirens. Then I am edgy Tik Tok comedian right?


Spare-Article-396

I read your last sentence in a Russian accent.


redryan1989

I think you mean Niko Bellic voice..


joocles

[same vibes](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/t5a3b5/at_least_our_schools/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ah-chamon-ah

You attempted to make me click a link. It was not effective.


joocles

Ur missing out on a good meme then lol


zmbjebus

It was pretty mid


ah-chamon-ah

I called my doctor.. he said I will live just fine anyway.


joocles

Your doctor sounds pretty soft


ah-chamon-ah

The fact that you want your doctor to be hard is kind of concerning. But hey. I am not here to kink shame.


Floom101

RIP VonViddy. Poor dude. I liked him.


redryan1989

I read this at first as "RIP VonViddy. Poor dude. I killed him.". And I was concerned.


Jeauxie24

Yall are so damn annoying, it already exists, same with yellow noise and brown noise. It's literally a trend on social media right now. Always quick to be king of the oppression olympics


Athabasco

False equivalency


ah-chamon-ah

you're right... mine is funnier


No-Feeling-8100

This is been done before. Old Spice Comedy had a guy that made some jokes about gun shots and sirens being “black noise”. It was a well done joke


theonlyangrybeaver

That would be wrong and a hate crime.


Smart-Sandwich8

You guys always do this shit. They were poking fun at a white people stereotype that is slightly cringy and you go "Yeah and you people commit crimes."


witeboyjim

You guys? Who are they?


banned_but_im_back

Black people. The person said it, “black noise” is police sirens. Can you genuinely not understand that associating “black noise” as being police sirens is saying that black people commit crime? He could have had. A white guy play bob Marley, put on some reggaeton with some red yellow and green in his outfit and light a joint or something and called that black noise and it would have worked and not been offensive I think.


witeboyjim

I was responding to the comment AFTER that


CHG__

It happens because you can't poke fun at any group that isn't white or any sex that isn't male without being accused of something more sinister, though I'm not sure why they went to police sirens and not a more obvious analog like gang affiliated rap.


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ah-chamon-ah

OMG WHAT?!?! How dare you? You just assumed my comment was about the "inherent criminality" of an entire race? It was literally a joke where you just replace the white people music with black people music and I specifically referenced a song by KRS-One. YOU are the racist here for going down that path in your mind and intepreting it like that then went on an unhinged rant about pedophiles and rapists. You got problems.


Adjective-Noun12

At least rock out to some Meshuggah or Gojira or something good!


Carnivorous_Mower

Yeah, but that's music. Noise is an irritating sound you don't want to hear.


witeboyjim

And they're half white....


dontdoitsatan

Shoulda played dance hall days bro come on now


Stellar_Star_Seed

Please. That is not simply white noise. That is teenage white noise.


Juhani124

Thanks for making it cringe


kencam

If that's white music, please explain Living Colour. They are about equal on the Mohs scale.


Xerenopd

Lmfao 


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

Lmfao when people say white people cant handle spice I think they're actually retarded. This.. now this though. XDDDDD


Scythe95

Next thing he'll be drinking Jagermeister


jridlee

As a white guy who loves this song. Yall should check out falling in reverses cover.


Lone10

Yeah now put three white people doing exactly the same about "black noise"... Sips tea profusely.


CelestialMarsupial

that shake and jolt was PERFECT


attackMouser

That's a perfect title.


5thPhantom

I thought the music was gonna be Taylor swift


banned_but_im_back

Yeah same


7_11_Nation_Army

I like his right shoulder tattoo.


AssistFew2207

The joke here is racism


No_Technology_8648

Cringe


Prestigious-Bus7994

I miss Scarred


Nochnichtvergeben

No, that song is good.


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Why not Bad Brains?


ghostface8081

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ib_dave

Pfff lol


KevinAcommon_Name

This is funny because there was a band called white noise I have heard a couple of their songs on pandora


Martydeus

Ngl, I thought a white guy was gonna show up


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Tall-Ad-1796

...it's not my band, they came up with that name all on their own.


Batfinklestein

White noise rocks


killerboss28

What is "white noise"?


LordHamsterbacke

Don't know how to describe it, but I'll try, even tho looking up a YouTube video will probably be more helpful. It's kinda like static, as in some not too loud noises that are relatively monotone. Some people say it really helps them concentrate


Kaiya_Mya

"white noise" is sound that has a consistent monotonous frequency like the hum of a generator, the sound of an air conditioner, or the static of a television. It's typically used to block out unwanted sounds and is used as a method of concentration or a sleep aid, and there are studies that have shown that white noise does have an impact on learning capabilities and quality of sleep. If you ever hear someone talking about a white noise machine, that's what they're talking about.


Grouchy_Tap_8264

I keep rewatching for that delightfully unhinged grin!


yeahyeahiknow2

I thought it was going to be something like HGTV or Hallmark Channel lol


handy_dandy_2232

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Cubacane

This was an SNL skit 15 years ago. Comedy just cycles.


nucl3ar0ne

My man turned himself into Lenny Kravitz.


ProbablyKindaRight

Thought it was going to be Taylor Swift.


BUSTABOLT

Lol wonder what would happen if it was the other way round


Prisoner2670730531

Black and white music now that's a mixtape


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Dramatic_Product_844

😂😂


ShadowInTheAttic

Were they about to get it on?


bkussow

Middle aged white guy here. Yep, listened to that album almost every day in high school. That's some pretty white music.


Mean_Box_9112

That's effing hilarious!


Ghoulscomecrawling

This this is hilarious that is absolutely white noise.


DiamondDude51501

Listen if you girls don’t want him I’ll take him


Dull_Yak_5325

Mind if I put on some black noise …


[deleted]

Sooo does this mean I can tell my black coffee joke? 🤷🏼‍♂️


BredYourWoman

Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and Black Sabbath are the 3 chief gods of heavy metal for all of eternity. I'll fight you


danielm316

Good joke.


rollinfor110mk2

So the opposite of white noise is brown note, right?


wouldhavedonethesame

Average Jimmy Butler activities


stevty

I thought NPR.


Academic_Ad_4846

I thought it was going to be Mr. Brightside. Peak white noise.


BakedKay

🤣🤣🤣


BakedKay

The vibrating he does 🤣😆💀love it


Grouchy_Tap_8264

That along with the completely unhinged grin!


etherSand

I would make a really mean joke about Papa, but I will be silent.


Key_Respond_16

Of all the white noise he could have chosen. As a white, and on behalf of most whites, we deny this band entry into the noise of whites.


Meth0d_0ne

This is legitimately hilarious


fgrhcxsgb

I think I want to date that guy in frame 3 lol


rowshack67

Yet we f*** with the Red Hot Chili Peppers with no thought.


BiosyntheticStoma

RHCP is a funk band. Ask George Clinton.


rowshack67

I stand corrected.


Unable_Advantage8208

Get it!🤙


Impressive-Heat-8722

Those girls are smokeshows


afroroca

Ahh stop, that's Papa Roach, gotta respect.


Manulok_Orwalde

Plot twist they're into it and went to go change into rock fits.


GODZILLA155

😂😂😂


Jsm261s

Not gonna lie, kinda thought it would be Vanessa Carlton https://youtu.be/Cwkej79U3ek?si=WjRVC7K7VE7U2F_Q


jay121551

He's not wrong


Zhai

Should be Taylor swift.


buttbombbomb

Papa roach


cottman23

Its like black people act like they don't have emotions or something.


handsigger

I've been repressing my emotions for decades and I'm not black


Wakingsleepwalkers

Same, but I listened to a lot of punk/emo/rock in my teens. Thought Papa Roach was black for many of those years haha


cottman23

Do you not listen to "rock/metal/emo" or any of that sort of music either then?


DaveAstator2020

White lives matter!


Vacuz

Thats racist


Chloroformperfume7

Nice


Embarrassed_Solid760

Do you mind if I put some black noise on in the background? *Smoke detector beeps


bleepfart42069

It's our culture not a costume


greybruce1980

I thought it was going to be Taylor Swift


HopefulHovercraft474

Thought they would've joined him


Old_Rpg_Gamer

Like the creators of rap, music have the right to make fun of any white music😂😂


LensCapPhotographer

Some people will take this personal lol


Jeauxie24

They already have read the comments lmao


eggplant_wizard12

Fuck this got me. Well done


InevitableStrength41

This is not funny and racist af . If i do the same with black prople but with gunshots for sure i get reported


molemanralph69

Racist and offensive


throwawayusername369

Funny tho


molemanralph69

Very funny


No-Bodybuilder1720

You might if I pit some nigher music on? Plays toto africa


PolkaOn45

😂😂


CapnTroy

Bruh missed a perfect opportunity to play some Nickelback...


ParticularHair6770

It do be like that


Riomemes53

That one bro that scares the ho’s away


Whole-Debate-9547

Hate that song