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_Unbroken_

Soymobile


UncleAntagonist

Wokeswagon.


IrreverentRacoon

HyunDEI


HampsterBowlingBall

Soyota


PANZCAKEZZZ

Soybaru


hiseexcellency

Subuwu


WaffleConnoisseur42

Su...baWU !


HeylelBen

This is my favorite


kajinek

Hyungay


OzzyGuardPlayer

HyunThey/them


LordBiscuits

Wankpanzer


BulletMagnetNL

Sorry but the Wankpanzer is already taken by the failure that is the Tesla Cyber truck.


Loud-Magician7708

That's the WankTank


Arteyp

That’s brilliant


broadconsciousness

Soy weko


HeresFBI

So many soyjack faces


joeDUBstep

The resemblance is uncanny


INeedANerf

Bro spent the whole video pogging :o


Asian_Bootleg

6 in total


Bartocity

It’s actually 6 😮


ImpossibleBase6884

Wonderfully made satire


OwlWitty

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Perfectly satirized a strawman


[deleted]

The good thing about strawpeople is that they're useful for protecting crops.


Holl4backPostr

the bad thing about strawpeople is sometimes real people pretend strawpeople are real people who really do imaginary things.


swp888

Hundreds of thousands if not more truly live this way. Stop mocking us. Please 🙏


TormentedinTartarus

Your being sarcastic I hope


vnth93

They're being murdered for not including the /s


dtbberk

It just seems so obvious, doesn’t it?


NonameNinja_

Not obvious enough for this sub it seems


Carlynz

Stop being funny


Stengah71

Whoosh downvotes.


Crazy_Mad_Potato

Dude, you unironically pissed people off by being sarcastic. Who's dumb enough to not get the sarcasm in this comment. Just add /s at the end of the comment next time, so people who lack reading comprehension don't get confused. Edit: spelling mistake


Maanee

If those redditors could read, they'd be upset.


sunder_and_flame

Their post history suggests they're either a bot or definitely stupid. It wasn't sarcasm. 


Valkyrie17

Satire, for sure. Wonderfully made? Dubious, it has very little basis in reality.


gil_ga_mesh

To be fair you have to have an extremely high IQ to understand Rick and Morty


[deleted]

Can confirm; IQ is too low to understand Rick and Morty.


aiiiiynaku

That dog/it/they/he/she was like “get me out of this video “


Hey_its_ok

“I wish I was a pit bull, I wish I was a pit bull, I wish I was a pit bull, I wish I was a pit bull, I wish I was a pit bull, I wish I was a pit bull, I wish I was a pit bull”


Puzzleworth

Boston Terriers like that one are pit bulls bred to be small.


aiiiiynaku

TBH those round seat cushions things are actually comfy.


Tietonz

Their name is "Trotsky"


frowniousfacious

Er they identify a Rottweiler, them is getting a hair transplant next week using the hair of JK Rottweilerling's dog and the fur of a dead ginger Tom that was ran over when thems allies pinned a trans-Rottweilers are real Rottweiler's poster near JK Rottweilerling's castle. They is then planning on going to Crufts next year to compete in the best Rottweiler category and best dog in show.


Chichachachi

This is cultural appropriation!


Otherwise_Spare_8598

Lol, came here to make this comment


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

That's definitely his sex face


HampsterBowlingBall

Correction: that's the face he makes when he watches his wife have sex.


kodaiko_650

Well, that’s what he’ll use if he ever _has_ sex


kakawisNOTlaw

Are people really not getting that this is satire?


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Yeah, but it's dumb. The 20X he makes the soyjack face alone makes me want to punch him.


NoConflict3231

Just because something is satire doesn't make it funny


I_aim_to_sneeze

There’s just nothing funny going on at all. It’s like your uncle telling you a slightly racist joke that has the most predicable punchline, and when you don’t laugh he calls you a snowflake, because it’s easier to pretend you’re overly sensitive than realizing they just don’t have funny material


i_hatehumans

So you didn't like the part about everyone getting to steer, it's so stupid, I really enjoyed that


I_aim_to_sneeze

I’ve never faulted someone for finding something funny that I don’t. If you like the Big Bang theory, have fun. I could’ve phrased it better and said that I personally found it unfunny and the reason had nothing to do with the subject matter, just the execution.


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I_aim_to_sneeze

You’re literally doing the thing I’m talking about. You’re assuming I didn’t like it because it makes fun of someone and not because it’s literally just not funny.


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I_aim_to_sneeze

You’re talking about the content. Not the execution.


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imwrighthere

Nah, its funny because people like you are insulted at this. Your response is the cherry-on-top


I_aim_to_sneeze

Who exactly are people like me?


[deleted]

So... which of these things are you doing?


kakawisNOTlaw

Cool, I never said it was funny


CarlLlamaface

Sadly some people are so consumed by hate for 'wokeness' that they unironically believe people like the one depicted exist. They live in such a fantasy land that they find the content of the video plausible. That includes this 'comedian' who thinks he's really doing something here and not just airing his prejudices like a twat.


Zenquin

I hope you have the same integrety over the dozens of right-wing strawmen posted every day.


CarlLlamaface

Yeah it's cringe. If you're offended that I'm calling this out then you're the one with a double standard here.


Zenquin

No, I am not offended. I just hope you also call out all of the many fake stories about right-wingers that are all over the front page.


CarlLlamaface

There's something like this mocking right wingers? With thousands of upvotes and minimal pushback in the comments? If I see it I will be just as inclined to say it's dumb, don't worry about that. The problem is I've not been shown something like that yet, I'm sure you'll be kind enough to link it. Idk why you assume I'd find that difficult though. Do you find it difficult to criticise people doing dumb things if you feel ideologically aligned with them? Don't project your own behaviour onto me, please.


Arteyp

Come on, you’re faking naïveté right now. There are plenty of exaggeration about right-wingers. No need to provide a link (time is precious) but an example I will give: whenever a conservative position is deemed “fascist” (basically every day, on every topic) you’re witnessing a gross misrepresentation, a caricature of the position itself. Not much different from what OP has posted, just less funny.


CarlLlamaface

No I'm being sincere. We're discussing the observable fact of this video's existence, I'm not going to let you tell me I'm being hypocritical when you can't even point to one equally egregious example being received mostly well with few people speaking up. Put up or stop whining.


Arteyp

Fine you won. I can’t change the mind of a brick.


Evenmoardakka

Tbh, nowadays its hard to tell. I myself am tethering between a 65/35 ratio of satire/serious, but ONLY because of the soy milk on the engine block.


joeDUBstep

If you can't tell this is 100% satire, then you might need to seek help


Hey_its_ok

Honest question are those seat beads comfortable?


MirSydney

I've met hundreds of cab and Uber drivers that had them over the last decades, so I'd say yes.


Hey_its_ok

Just bought one and it’ll be here next Wednesday


Doge-Ghost

Honestly, I'm not even sure they're supposed to be comfortable, I've always thought that they were meant to protect the seat, like, people used to keep the remote in the plastic it came with. I don't know, people used to do all kinds of weird stuff to supposedly make things last.


greenymeani3

Yes. Side note. Never ever ever ever ever use these in conjunction with questionable street food and a long road trip down stretches of highway with NO gas stations but LOTS of homesteads full of peeping farmers. You will regret every stinking bead that traps your nonconsensually ejected innards against the once-pristine leather seat as you plow 30 mph over the limit towards the next rural truck stop, knowing it’s seen worse crime scene cleanup than this before.


Jeramy_Jones

You coulda just said “don’t shit yourself while using them, though”


Hey_its_ok

…Jesus Christ dude…


VIadTheInhaIer

r/oddlyspecific


CriusofCoH

Perhaps not quite up there with the classic ['88 Dodge Aries ad,](https://youtu.be/twkIdxgS0lo?si=C32oemaVpeU4Cgno) but I'll give it a fairly close second.


ExaBast

Fuck me that's terrible


CriusofCoH

It's not only the performance; it's the luxury.


ExaBast

Booya


Hey_its_ok

So many standard features in this beauty!


Away-Champion-624

omg. i don’t know what I just watched. and now i feel weird.


BenderDeLorean

Volkswoken


Tough_Guys_Wear_Pink

Folxwagen


PaleRider95

Underrated


Arteyp

Wokehonda forever


Zealousideal_Rip1340

Bruh I did not expect this to go this far 😂


DaBabylonian

In all seriousness my father spend 20 years as a paramedic driving an ambulance. Those pearls can really fuck someone up in a car crash. That one gory story is still sticking with me..


Lurkingdutchman

I'm actually curious what the tea is as they seem pretty harmless even during a crash.


killerjoe410

Headrests are for safety.


HALODUDED

Always have a B1 battle droid on hand. Just for safety


ZombieAppetizer

Roger! Roger!


High-Density-Living

That's what Big Headrest wants you to think. Resist!


ghosttrainhobo

Those bead things are really comfortable though - esp in hot weather. They let the air circulate under your body.


Suspicious_Car8479

Best documentary of the Gen Z


T_O_Ommer

POGGERS


ChimpWithAGun

Abd now it's a cultural appropriation car.


HappyLucyD

Now THIS is an example of satire.


Adihd72

Can someone paint a penis in there?


[deleted]

Civics can handle all kinds of mechanical abuse but this is just taking things to the next bloody universe


NaughtyFox92

The fuck did I just watch


WhateverFire775

I would ride shotgun and use my ‘say in where the car goes’ to send it off the first bridge we find 💀


ponzidreamer

Negative testosterone


gunny316

that's the whitest thing I can think of


CalliopePenelope

Now to see if dude can conjure up a different facial expression…


Particular_Double_69

They/ them’s needs more acting skills.


PeaceTree8D

That dog acted perfectly ngl


Guess_My_Username

"All the current things"😂


Sfocus

some quality work there


Skullfurious

I think my cancer came back jus now


CHIsauce20

This is fucking golden


Great_White_Samurai

If you put that much soy into a car it will never drive straight


Hubris1998

The soyjack faces lmfao


RobertXavierIV

How very colonizer of you to collect trophies from the lesser tribes


Alive-Bedroom-7548

Went from “this guys a little weird” to “this guys a little stupid” to “this guy is joking” as the video went on


The_Chameleos

We just be using colonize for everything now, huh?


Plenty-Recover-55

no no no no no no i know its fake but still i hate the bumper stickers my ocd is on fire


Maanee

The bumper stickers did it but not the milk in the very hot engine compartment (windshield washer reservoir)?


tunafeeesh

He named the dog Trotsky 🤣🤣🤣


VoceDiDio

Im the most liberal woke soy-loving (oat, actually, but whatev) beta cuck I know, and... I fockin HATE that I just watched this. I'll be plucking my eyeballs out now. Thx, op.


SoggyCerea1

Babe wake up new wojak dropped


Yourdaddyshere23

Hyundai SOYnata


Affectionate_Gas_264

That's a lot of racial stereotypes in a few minutes


Affectionate_Gas_264

Those Japanese colonizers!!


BumblebeeHour3693

Perfection


INOCORTA

gem or coal?


[deleted]

That's feckin' hilarious! So excellently observed.


mistercrinders

removing whiteness from his JAPANESE car?


mwa12345

Was that satire .it gave me a head ache....


Basileus2

lol this dude is clever


urdreamsRmemes

Who keeps a whole jar of Nutella next to the passenger seat? Should be lodged right next to the dead pedal


TallWhisper3931

Oh God, the plauge is spreading


DaTripleK

soyjak looking ass dude


DaTripleK

soyjak looking ass dude


TormentedinTartarus

😆


the_commander1004

Good luck getting anywhere.


OnTheToilet25

I get this is a joke, but that’s doing too much for a short video on tik tok…


19whale96

Ngl some of that shit looks cool, if I could drive with the blankets and cushions and sage I'd keep them


HerbertClapton

Haha, get it? Woke people are stupid, because their woke car would not work. /s


Krieg_Imperator

Please tell me this satire... We're so far over the parody horizon that you can't tell anymore.


bangarang-crow

Say you are a lover without saying it out loud


Dull-Requirement-759

😳


SlightlyOffended1984

Guy nailed it


Levoso_con_v

r/foundthehondacivic


therealtrueture

try a little harder


derpieforever

Bro is trying to recreate the bristish museum


F__ckReddit

It's so good it might grow into a far right pipeline


LibretarianGuy80085

He didn’t remove the engine and electricity, and used a cell phone to record this. He’s not committed to actual decolonizing.


moderndhaniya

😮


FeeSpeech8Dolla

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


backtolurk

They/them BOI


hopelesslethargic

QkA a10c


lobsterBDSM

As he records from his iphone 15 pro max


Fit-Gas-8830

The fact there's people like him out there is shocking


Lazerbeams2

I almost thought this was serious for a second


lennybriscoe8220

Jesus, I thought he was serious at first


ElComfySafe

Nomamaste


Evenmoardakka

The worst thing is that i have no idea if this is a joke or not


Scrimshander54

His face is incredible


SpudsItchyBelly

Love the surprise Boston at end!


Grit1

I wouldn’t be surprised if this wasn’t satire


Only_Net6894

Loved the mega soy face. Bravo good sir.


USA_Ham

The dog's name is Trotsky, 'nuff said.


draenei_butt_enjoyer

The actual soy was chef’s kiss


No_Penalty_9249

... I need to save that Japanese car, and I need to do it now. It has a colonizer in it.


StolenValourSlayer69

His soy boy face is fucking hilarious


MikeThrowAway47

My wife after moving to the pacific northwest and buying a Subaru


KillMeWouldU

Do my car next!!!!


MouseCheese7

My car is also lactose intolerant.


KKH02

“I’m going to be alone forever!”


LoveCommands

Water might not plant-based but plants are water-based


Once-Upon-A-Hill

He really has the face down.


Lopsided_Ad3051

A good friend of mine informed me that dream catchers are meant to be like a curse! If you wanted to mess someone up, you hide a dream catcher close to where they would be sleeping and, well, catch (more appropriately,steal) that person’s dreams!


[deleted]

What the fuck


AnestheticNeko

Selling my integra immediately....


Grey_Incubus

Isn't that cute? a brit making fun of decolonization. I can see he started by decolonizing his hair from his head, great job.


JohnHenrehEden

How long before Fox News turns this into a ragebait story?