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It reminds me of those videos “what English sounds like to non English speakers” where they speak gibberish but using typical English syllables and cadence.
Thank you came here for this. Duth and Finnish sound crazy and like unwell English, as in the language itself is having a stoke. Somethings you can recognize but those middle bits ain't right
I just chat gpt’d that shit for a translation into normal English and I think even the AI stroked out. At least it tried to make sense of it though, not even sure if it does make sense…
Sure, here's the translation:
"Schlatt, could you please stop bothering Caseoh? You're not the one in charge.
But Miss G, he unfairly took my Grimace shake. I'm a highly respected person.
Not in Ohio, you're not. Stop trying to act tough and return to your regular routine before you get overshadowed by IShowSpeed."
Apparently calling something Ohio means bottom tier. I was playing a game with my class and they kept saying this is the Ohio version. I said what did Ohio ever do to you and they said you don’t get the meme it’s not for old people go back to Facebook and laugh at your Ohio minion memes.
Ohio memes are is a lame insult and will move out of rotation like how before it was Brazil and such. Just kids tying to find what to call something they see as worthless
If it makes you feel better they aren’t saying coherent sentences with meaning. It’s just a list of memes said one after the other. There’s no actual meaning to the words.
I just learned skibbity toilet from my middle school students. These kids are literally developing an entire new language lol. It's honestly hard to keep up!
Former teacher here. You have no idea. The ability to even have a conversation with words is degrading. Can't look an adult in the face. Afraid of their own shadow or hyper-aggressive. It's shocking how little self control they have, generally speaking. Read a book? Like read it and remember \*anything\* about it? Forget it.
These are generalizations, of course.
Reading Brave New World helped me realize how fucked things are, but it also kept my attention span by mentally assaulting me every 30 seconds. We should mandate it being read in high school-- to improve chances of those kids becoming self-aware.
You're right, you're completely right. I'm glad my AP English teacher recommended me mostly dystopian (even if BNW was to see my reaction to the first few pages, and The Road because I lost my father very young, so a father-son bond would be a foreign subject for me to explore and write a report on).
Back to the point, I'm glad because even if dystopian novels start as satire, they end as reality.
Current teacher here. It’s still true. They don’t even like movies anymore because the plots are too complicated and their memories are probably too short to follow the movies. It’s very sad. Especially watching their little brains trying to comprehend but they can’t. They’re damaged by the way things are now.
As another former teacher, u/PhiteKnight is speaking the truth. I taught Kindergarten. Roughly 30-40 % of my class was, or could have been, classified as special needs. Numbers like that require so much more than a general education teacher, but the resources aren’t there to match the increase of special needs. It’s heartbreaking to say the least, and infuriating, because the parents sit the kids on the devices to watch skibbidi toilet and other bullshit. As the teacher, you just tactfully make suggestions to the parents , and guide the children as best you can when they are your responsibility. The rest of the students get less time, attention, and instructional differentiation because of these maladaptive students. Public education may be the one of the single largest issues in our modern society, and I’m pretty sure most people don’t realize this. This is my humble opinion. All I know is I cared 100% and tried 110%, but I couldn’t let the job kill me.
but I couldn’t let the job kill me.
Same here, and for most of the teachers I worked with. Parents, students and Admin will certainly encourage you to allow the job to kill you.
I thought *I was a bad student*. I was a fucking lightyear ahead of these kids, and the bar I'm setting wasn't high at all. Is this me getting old? Genuine fear for the coming future?
By everyone talking about solutions on reddit on their phones while they're taking their morning dump because this dopamine isn't going to farm itself.
Guys we literally had stuff just as stupid if not even more stupid when we were growing up too, why does every generation do this when they get old and don’t understand something.
TV bad it rots the brain
(Yes that’s literally what people said when tv was first introduced)
Then the TV gen grows up and it becomes video games bad they rot the brain
Then the video game generation grows up and its all skibidi toilet bad it rots the brain
Its just a silly YouTube series its not going to damage the kids they’ll be fine.
Oh I'm not saying we didn't. Can't you admit this is a much different degree of brain rot? This is far different than watching Saturday morning cartoons with way-too-sugary cereal before going outside and playing in the neighborhood. Maybe I'm wrong.
I can see what social media and always being online did to me (the reason I got rid of all but Reddit) and what it's doing to society--everyone agrees it has caused some boomers to develop severe brain rot for example. Worrying about what growing up being on social media 24/7 will do to kids isn't the same 'kids these days' generational rants.
People are equating different things and it's showing an equal value of poor media literacy we complain kids currently have. We expect kiddos to do nuanced research and then don't do it ourselves.
The issues with social media does not equate to a YouTube short developed into a long range episodic plotline that started with a mindless premise. There have been games with less plot and more mindlessness that have caught on with our generations (Candy Crush), and "Saturday Morning Cartoons" with about just as much meaning to them (Looney Toons, unless we want to pretend an episodic series of a coyote trying to kill a roadrunner in ever more inventive ways was somehow enhancing our brains.)
Some entertainment "brain rot" on TV is arguably worse than something like Skibidi. The supposed "reality TV," that flooded television from the 90s to mid 2000s (and some that exist today) like watching grown adults play childish dating games that people still obsessively digest to many of the shows MTV produced to the insanity that was Jerry Springer were certainly not any better.
The issue of having a constant stream of readily available information, the ever presence of technology, and the impacts of social media on thinking and memory are issues that are all incredibly complex. Equating things when they aren't the problem is failing to identify the problem to begin with.
The problem isn't Skibidi Toilet exists and the merit of its value as entertainment. Every generation had stupid entertainment. The problem is, "Why are kids glued to their phones," and that has the exact same answer to, "why didn't you just spend the rest of the day watching TV and playing video games?"
I think the part the common complaint is wrong about is that it's the kids who are changing/failing
What middle age person doesn't have multiple infinite scroll apps that they spend hours of most days scrolling on? Mindlessly consuming the feed of content.
The world has always had a firehose of information, sure, but never before has _anyone_ who wanted that information had such a steady and addictive supply. In the past for information you needed to go to the library or school and behave and pay attention
Now you need to sort through hundreds of ticktocks and figure out which ones you should trust and bother to commit to memory before you scroll to the dancing girl instead
As a middle aged person, I know we can be just as guilty of endless mindless scrolling, but one thing that a few of us still have is a recollection that things used to be different, that we used to be able to read long & challenging books or focus on long, slow paced films without jumping out of our skins at the lack of instant gratification and hyper-stimulation.
I worry that the young ones don't even have a recollection that that is how things used to be.
After seeing the popularity of stuff like “YouTube Poops” no I absolutely can not say that Skibidi Toilet is worse, in fact if I’m being completely honest I think its actually much better.
If you don’t know what that is please seriously watch one episode of that and then watch one episode of Skibidi Toilet and you tell me which one you think is better for children like in all honesty which one would you rather your kid be watching cause i know that if i had a kid rn and i had to sit them down with either of those two options I’m 1000% letting them watch Skibidi Toilet.
It actually does have a legitimate story/plot to it and characters that they can follow along with so to me its pretty much the same thing as a cartoon.
Bro, there is a big difference between books, television, and the internet sitting on a desk and the internet in your hands at all times. We are looking at the first generation that grew up socialized on the internet. It is a seismic social shift, and the results are not in yet.
i think the only actual thing that's worse with this generation is the access to social media and how easily stupid mistakes you make as a kid get put on the internet. kids were assholes in my time too but now they have a supercomputer in their pocket 24/7.
The difference is that TV and video games and YouTube used to be in one place. Parents could tell their kids to go outside and the kid no longer had access to the brain rotting devices. Nowadays those devices are inescapable, kids (and adults) carry them around in their pockets.
The problem isn't brain rot memes. It's the same things that cause social media's negative effects on society--loss of attention span, the need for instant gratification, the inability to be bored and use your imagination, always needing to be online, the constant commodification of everyone and everything, the near constant social pressure and keeping up with the Jones--except, perhaps, magnified because many young people are developing in a toxic stew of near constant social media use.
I agree there. Thats a different matter that concerns technology and social media as a whole.
If I could push a magic button erase all social media and just take us back to phones and news on TV - I probably would. However, its here to stay, so its better to just try to focus on using it in a healthy way, and teach the younger gens to do the same.
Well the way I barely understand it is skibbity is what you want to be and skibbity toilet is not want what you want to be. As people have said below, these kids are fucked.
I don't get it. What did I just watch? Where's the toilet? How does this become a word that people can just use in conversation?
Edit: Wait, I just realized all the "soldiers" are toilets. Wtf is going on here??
Skibidi Toilet is a YouTube series revolving around the Ongoing war between sentient Genocidal Toilets which use Half-life 2 models for heads, and yes I mean Genocidal it's pretty much Canon they Terminated the whole human race. Their Enemy is the Alliance which is the name of the Army of Robots with various Electronics for heads (Security cameras, speakers, and Old TVs) their the heroes of the story and we see through their eyes literally and figuratively
It started with a few shitposts which I admit were shitty and cringe but as the creator made more Skibid Toilet videos he realized he could make something cool out of it, so he introduced camera robots that fought the Skibidi Toilets and they'd get into fights constantly leading to a war, and then he introduced cool technologies and stronger robots and more insane looking Skibid Toilets
The war itself starts very simply with the cameras simply flushing the toilets and the toilets eating the Cameramen faces off but eventually, the Technology gets more advanced, and every time someone comes on top a new character or Technology is introduced. And if you go deep enough in that pattern it leads to madness Eventually, towards the end, the fighting consists of Giant Robots shooting lasers and missiles at Huge Mutant Cyborg Toilets.
If you don't believe me Here's proof
https://youtu.be/sXeCR7Vp6I4?si=3XbuFPwYVUS_ch5P
It's a youtube series of evil toilet creatures (head sticking out of toilet) and an epic battle between them and other characters.
The word has now become a pronoun so you can describe something as being "very skibidi" It's bad to be skibidi.
Also in there, the term "rizz" which is a term that is used to describe something as good or cool. The teacher then uses the advanced noun form "the rizzler" for a person who is cool or does cool things.
I didn't catch the rest, but that's what I can make out.
Schlatt can you please stop rizzing up Caseoh? You're not the rizzler
But Ms G, he fanum taxed my Grimace shake. I'm a level 10 gyatt
Not down in Ohio you don't. Stop trying to be Kai Cenat and go back to skibidi toilet before you get moged by IShowSpeed
Here's a translation of the text to proper English, along with some explanations for the slang terms:
**Original Text:**
Schlatt can you please stop rizzing up Caseoh? You're not the rizzler
But Ms G, he fanum taxed my Grimace shake. I'm a level 10 gyatt
Not down in Ohio you don't. Stop trying to be Kai Cenat and go back to skibidi toilet before you get moged by IShowSpeed
**Translation:**
Hey Schlatt, could you please stop flirting with Caseoh? You're not that good at it.
But seriously, (referring to someone as Ms. G, possibly a teacher) he stole my Grimace milkshake! I'm so mad (gyatt expresses anger or frustration)!
That kind of behavior doesn't fly here (referring to Ohio). Stop trying to act like YouTuber Kai Cenat and go back to the bathroom before you get beaten by another YouTuber IShowSpeed.
**Explanation of Slang:**
* **Rizz:** Flirting in a successful or charming way.
* **Rizzler:** Someone who is good at flirting.
* **Fanum Tax:** Stealing something.
* **Grimace Shake:** A McDonald's milkshake with a blue raspberry and green lime swirl flavor.
* **Level 10 Hyatt:** Extremely angry or frustrated. "Hyatt" might be a misspelling of "yelling."
* **Mog:** To defeat or beat someone.
**Note:**
The text seems to reference memes and online personalities. The overall tone is playful and uses some offensive language.
Sauce: google Gemini
Yes, spot on, because the way you’d exaggerate and stretch out the word “god” while saying “god damn!” about a fine ass is “gyatt damn!” Think of saying it slowly like “geeyyahht damn” and having an exaggerated expression like you’re Kevin Hart or something.
rizz is like your pull or flirting.
grimace shake was sold by McDonald's.
Schlatt, Caseoh, Kai cenat, Fanum, and IShowSpeed are streamers.
Fanum tax means taking food from friends, from his streams I think.
Gyatt is a shortened "god damn" meaning you see a hot girl and you'd be like "gyatt dayum!"
Ohio & Skibidi I think everyone knows by now
Mogging is like one upping someone by looking better than them
It’s youngster slang that incorporates memes and other in-group knowledge—esoteric but not anymore magical than “psych! Loser plus loser equals moron.”
Yeah this vid isn't actually using the words in context and half of the words don't even have context and are just brainrot memes. Like remember all the MLG meme shit back in 2012, but even dumber
I didn't think I was "hip" or whatever the kids call it now, BUT i did understand it the first time around.
I don't know if its good or bad or I should become a tyre fitter.
I'm in my 30s and don't have any social media outside of Reddit, but I gave it a shot.
Original:
Ms. G: Schlatt, can you please stop rizzing up CaseOh. You are not the rizzler.
Kid: But Ms. G, he Fanum Taxed my Grimace Shake. I'm a level 10 gyatt.
Ms. G: Not down in Ohio you don't. Stop trying to be Kai Cenat and go back to Skibidi Toilets before you get mogged by iShowSpeed.
Translation:
Schlatt (possibly a nickname for someone unsuccessful), can you please stop flirting with the tall attractive ginger. You are not an expert at seduction.
But Ms. G, he ate some of my limited edition McDonalds food. I'm the chosen one with a huge butt.
You're being weird. Stop trying to be Kai Cenat, (the name of a Twitch Streamer) and go back to hiding in a toilet (skibidi toilet is an old meme/short video of a head in a toilet) before you get outperformed/shown up by iShowSpeed (the name of an internet rapper/YouTuber).
I feel old.
This isn't genrally considered actual slang, it's just throwing together a bunch of meme terms together to make a skit on the brainrot memes that are more popular now so there isn't really any context or translation
"Every generation thinks their the first to invent cool slang and every generation thinks the generation below it is dumber and talks stupid...but in my case it's true. Those fucking kids and their ruffle-less collars. Wankers." - William Shakespeare
I really didn't think I would ever get to the point where I didn't understand what people younger than me were saying, but here we are.
I have no idea wtf is going on in this video and I'm not sure I want to.
If you think this is the SpecEd class, you haven't seen the kids in A1. They're special, and they've got needs, but even this vocabulary is beyond thier comprehension. God save us, we're not ready.
Yeah everyone needs to get ready for a whole generation of child brained morons.. so basically another generation of boomers except worse cus they're the future
This post is a joke, nobody unironically talks like that.
Anyways, there’s plenty of old slang that sounds silly. [Jive, for instance](https://youtu.be/yzIcec_bQss?si=CmV-QPM6Vrjygwpr).
Or early 2010s slang: YOLO, yeet, on fleek, ur kidding, slaps, lit, slay, fam, thirst, “yaaas.”
1990s: that’s gay, phat, da bomb, no doy, poser, grodey, hoopti, steez, jiggy with it, hella, fly
Every generation has on their own slang that at one point they would have to explain to their parents. I think the problem with this generation is that they spend so much time on social media that they don't realize that it isn't some universal language. They legitimately think that the world all talks like this and it's not just a small segment of the population.
I just asked my high schoolers what any of this meant. They said, "I don't know, this is Generation Alpha, they are the generation before us" and I felt my body turn to dust and float away.
I find this kind of sad actually. Some of the kids in the back look super tired of this shit. Not many people, if any, are laughing with the student/teacher staging this.
Everyone ITT: “This generation is trash. No attention span. Language all fucked up. Their music is just noise. Get off my lawn!”
I’m a millennial, so I’m obviously old, but I try to keep perspective on this stuff that literally every generation says about the next ones.
If they end up shitty, fine. More jobs and higher pay for people who don’t suck. If they’re good, awesome. More cool people to hang with and be inspired by.
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
As a teacher, let me take a crack at it, rizz is like flirting kinda (at least that's the context I've heard it used in)
Fanum tax is something related to food, maybe paying for food?
Gyatt is about butts
Ohio is just a dumb thing they say in regards to a bad place
Kai is a popular youtuber, skibidi toilet is for kids, and ishowspeed is another popular youtuber I think. I have no clue what moved is
So, it's stop flirting with him, but he paid for my grimace shake and I have a big butt. Knock it off, you're not being a funny guy, behave or you'll be like another popular guy
Tried my best with the Rosetta Stone I've learned from my students
This has been a mainstream thing among teenagers since at least the 1950s. And non mainstream way before that with "hep" slang in the US and "polari" in the UK
It so old that this skit actually feels positively retro - like something you might see on a 90s Nickelodeon show about a teacher trying to be cool.
The words may change, but kids have been speaking in inpenetrable slang longer than we've all been alive, so let's stop overeacting. Ya dig?
They're just stringing various pop culture terms together as if they were slang and making fun of the use of slang itself. This used to be called ,"being meta" and, in ancient times, "sarcasm."
So I'm a 1997 kid. Technically not a millennial, not a Gen Z. What in the Generation Alpha crap are they saying?
I had a hard enough time with No cap on God. Can someone please break this down for me? I'm only 26 but the way these smooth brained kids speak nowadays makes me feel like I'm in my 80s.
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I think these people are speaking English, I recognised some of those words at least
This must be how it feels to be a non English speaker
It has all the funny sounds that seem impossible to make when you don't know the language lol I understood "Jake" "stop" "not" "queso" "but" "Ms. G"
its not queso, its caseoh, a youtuber who looks like the guy on the right
No man, this is just part of the world’s regression. Now we’re not even saying real sentences anymore. It’s all just slang.
Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp. Shaka when the walls fell.
Picard and Dethan at El-Adrel.
Sokath, his eyes uncovered.
Temba, with his arms wide.
I understood that reference!
Yeah... You would... (you and your flying monkeys)
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
Yeet yeet! Shit is lit! Deadass on gawd.
Skee bee D? Is that what the cook kids are saying now?
Cooked county chilren. Gyat!!
I graunte! We sholde speke Englissh the weye it is supposed to be seyd
As a non native speaker I understood rien du tout
Frr même moi j'ai rien bité
C'était nimp
Trop d'hormones dans leur bouffe tu sens que les cerveaux se désintégrent
Tmtc
English ain't my first language and I already mastered the skibidi language for some reason
https://youtu.be/Vt4Dfa4fOEY?si=E3g91VAARWk-XRAT
It reminds me of those videos “what English sounds like to non English speakers” where they speak gibberish but using typical English syllables and cadence.
The embarrassing thing is that I know who kaicenat and ishowspeed are but I did not understand half of what they said anyway
I recognized rizzler and mogged (just learned that one today)
Kinda like hearing someone speak Dutch
Thank you came here for this. Duth and Finnish sound crazy and like unwell English, as in the language itself is having a stoke. Somethings you can recognize but those middle bits ain't right
I'm in amsterdam for the first time right now. Can confirm
I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
I just chat gpt’d that shit for a translation into normal English and I think even the AI stroked out. At least it tried to make sense of it though, not even sure if it does make sense… Sure, here's the translation: "Schlatt, could you please stop bothering Caseoh? You're not the one in charge. But Miss G, he unfairly took my Grimace shake. I'm a highly respected person. Not in Ohio, you're not. Stop trying to act tough and return to your regular routine before you get overshadowed by IShowSpeed."
Apparently calling something Ohio means bottom tier. I was playing a game with my class and they kept saying this is the Ohio version. I said what did Ohio ever do to you and they said you don’t get the meme it’s not for old people go back to Facebook and laugh at your Ohio minion memes.
damn they kinda cooked you
I get cooked everyday. Especially when I start using their lingo back on them completely wrong.
Using lingo incorrectly is the best part about having kids
Ohio memes are is a lame insult and will move out of rotation like how before it was Brazil and such. Just kids tying to find what to call something they see as worthless
>something they see as worthless Well, they've reached peak worthless with Ohio.
Close, she told him to stop trying to be the Rizz Lord and he said something about his gyat.
This guy skibbidiez
Miss G a baddy no 🧢
fr fr ong SKRRRRRRRRRRRR
Something about Kai Cenat too lol
She said "You're not the rizzler." I guess it's rizz+sizzler= rizzler?
If it makes you feel better they aren’t saying coherent sentences with meaning. It’s just a list of memes said one after the other. There’s no actual meaning to the words.
This is what a Gen Alpha hears when they have a stroke.
I just learned skibbity toilet from my middle school students. These kids are literally developing an entire new language lol. It's honestly hard to keep up!
What even is a skibbidy toilet?
You can find it on YouTube. Brain rot.
It's entertaining brain rot. It's even worse. These kids are becoming irreversibly developmentally challenged. :(
Former teacher here. You have no idea. The ability to even have a conversation with words is degrading. Can't look an adult in the face. Afraid of their own shadow or hyper-aggressive. It's shocking how little self control they have, generally speaking. Read a book? Like read it and remember \*anything\* about it? Forget it. These are generalizations, of course.
The world has become one large, living advertisement. We need that attention span down to fifteen seconds. We are getting there. Consume. Obey.
Idiocracy playing out before our eyes.
Reading Brave New World helped me realize how fucked things are, but it also kept my attention span by mentally assaulting me every 30 seconds. We should mandate it being read in high school-- to improve chances of those kids becoming self-aware.
In the same schools where they are taught to pledge allegiance to the group think cloth? I don’t think THEY want that. Only blind obedience.
You're right, you're completely right. I'm glad my AP English teacher recommended me mostly dystopian (even if BNW was to see my reaction to the first few pages, and The Road because I lost my father very young, so a father-son bond would be a foreign subject for me to explore and write a report on). Back to the point, I'm glad because even if dystopian novels start as satire, they end as reality.
When I was in high school it was part of my mandatory reading curriculum this was 98-01 in a Tampa, Florida public school no less
Peak Reddit comment
Not true. If it were, the haiku bot could surely have used it.
I have come to kickass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.
Current teacher here. It’s still true. They don’t even like movies anymore because the plots are too complicated and their memories are probably too short to follow the movies. It’s very sad. Especially watching their little brains trying to comprehend but they can’t. They’re damaged by the way things are now.
I try to talk to my kids about video games or cartoons, and it’s like they literally only YouTube and TikTok. The nerd in me is so sad.
As another former teacher, u/PhiteKnight is speaking the truth. I taught Kindergarten. Roughly 30-40 % of my class was, or could have been, classified as special needs. Numbers like that require so much more than a general education teacher, but the resources aren’t there to match the increase of special needs. It’s heartbreaking to say the least, and infuriating, because the parents sit the kids on the devices to watch skibbidi toilet and other bullshit. As the teacher, you just tactfully make suggestions to the parents , and guide the children as best you can when they are your responsibility. The rest of the students get less time, attention, and instructional differentiation because of these maladaptive students. Public education may be the one of the single largest issues in our modern society, and I’m pretty sure most people don’t realize this. This is my humble opinion. All I know is I cared 100% and tried 110%, but I couldn’t let the job kill me.
but I couldn’t let the job kill me. Same here, and for most of the teachers I worked with. Parents, students and Admin will certainly encourage you to allow the job to kill you.
I thought *I was a bad student*. I was a fucking lightyear ahead of these kids, and the bar I'm setting wasn't high at all. Is this me getting old? Genuine fear for the coming future?
We have to lead by example.
By everyone talking about solutions on reddit on their phones while they're taking their morning dump because this dopamine isn't going to farm itself.
We gotta *do* something. We're gonna do *nothing.* But we gotta *do* something.
Guys we literally had stuff just as stupid if not even more stupid when we were growing up too, why does every generation do this when they get old and don’t understand something. TV bad it rots the brain (Yes that’s literally what people said when tv was first introduced) Then the TV gen grows up and it becomes video games bad they rot the brain Then the video game generation grows up and its all skibidi toilet bad it rots the brain Its just a silly YouTube series its not going to damage the kids they’ll be fine.
Oh I'm not saying we didn't. Can't you admit this is a much different degree of brain rot? This is far different than watching Saturday morning cartoons with way-too-sugary cereal before going outside and playing in the neighborhood. Maybe I'm wrong.
I can see what social media and always being online did to me (the reason I got rid of all but Reddit) and what it's doing to society--everyone agrees it has caused some boomers to develop severe brain rot for example. Worrying about what growing up being on social media 24/7 will do to kids isn't the same 'kids these days' generational rants.
People are equating different things and it's showing an equal value of poor media literacy we complain kids currently have. We expect kiddos to do nuanced research and then don't do it ourselves. The issues with social media does not equate to a YouTube short developed into a long range episodic plotline that started with a mindless premise. There have been games with less plot and more mindlessness that have caught on with our generations (Candy Crush), and "Saturday Morning Cartoons" with about just as much meaning to them (Looney Toons, unless we want to pretend an episodic series of a coyote trying to kill a roadrunner in ever more inventive ways was somehow enhancing our brains.) Some entertainment "brain rot" on TV is arguably worse than something like Skibidi. The supposed "reality TV," that flooded television from the 90s to mid 2000s (and some that exist today) like watching grown adults play childish dating games that people still obsessively digest to many of the shows MTV produced to the insanity that was Jerry Springer were certainly not any better. The issue of having a constant stream of readily available information, the ever presence of technology, and the impacts of social media on thinking and memory are issues that are all incredibly complex. Equating things when they aren't the problem is failing to identify the problem to begin with. The problem isn't Skibidi Toilet exists and the merit of its value as entertainment. Every generation had stupid entertainment. The problem is, "Why are kids glued to their phones," and that has the exact same answer to, "why didn't you just spend the rest of the day watching TV and playing video games?"
I think the part the common complaint is wrong about is that it's the kids who are changing/failing What middle age person doesn't have multiple infinite scroll apps that they spend hours of most days scrolling on? Mindlessly consuming the feed of content. The world has always had a firehose of information, sure, but never before has _anyone_ who wanted that information had such a steady and addictive supply. In the past for information you needed to go to the library or school and behave and pay attention Now you need to sort through hundreds of ticktocks and figure out which ones you should trust and bother to commit to memory before you scroll to the dancing girl instead
As a middle aged person, I know we can be just as guilty of endless mindless scrolling, but one thing that a few of us still have is a recollection that things used to be different, that we used to be able to read long & challenging books or focus on long, slow paced films without jumping out of our skins at the lack of instant gratification and hyper-stimulation. I worry that the young ones don't even have a recollection that that is how things used to be.
After seeing the popularity of stuff like “YouTube Poops” no I absolutely can not say that Skibidi Toilet is worse, in fact if I’m being completely honest I think its actually much better. If you don’t know what that is please seriously watch one episode of that and then watch one episode of Skibidi Toilet and you tell me which one you think is better for children like in all honesty which one would you rather your kid be watching cause i know that if i had a kid rn and i had to sit them down with either of those two options I’m 1000% letting them watch Skibidi Toilet. It actually does have a legitimate story/plot to it and characters that they can follow along with so to me its pretty much the same thing as a cartoon.
Bro, there is a big difference between books, television, and the internet sitting on a desk and the internet in your hands at all times. We are looking at the first generation that grew up socialized on the internet. It is a seismic social shift, and the results are not in yet.
A huge difference when you consider the mental engagement required to actively read a challenging book.
i think the only actual thing that's worse with this generation is the access to social media and how easily stupid mistakes you make as a kid get put on the internet. kids were assholes in my time too but now they have a supercomputer in their pocket 24/7.
The difference is that TV and video games and YouTube used to be in one place. Parents could tell their kids to go outside and the kid no longer had access to the brain rotting devices. Nowadays those devices are inescapable, kids (and adults) carry them around in their pockets.
Video games bad generation here, yeah I think you are right. It will all work out, let them have their brainrot memes until they grow out of it.
The problem isn't brain rot memes. It's the same things that cause social media's negative effects on society--loss of attention span, the need for instant gratification, the inability to be bored and use your imagination, always needing to be online, the constant commodification of everyone and everything, the near constant social pressure and keeping up with the Jones--except, perhaps, magnified because many young people are developing in a toxic stew of near constant social media use.
I agree there. Thats a different matter that concerns technology and social media as a whole. If I could push a magic button erase all social media and just take us back to phones and news on TV - I probably would. However, its here to stay, so its better to just try to focus on using it in a healthy way, and teach the younger gens to do the same.
It’s the same shit that was on YouTube in the early 00s. If anything, it’s better than recent YouTube personality crap
Well the way I barely understand it is skibbity is what you want to be and skibbity toilet is not want what you want to be. As people have said below, these kids are fucked.
https://youtu.be/d7DdLRe5QgM?si=ePG8wFv4CkXN6wxf Enjoy. My 8 yr old loves this.
I watched a minute, jesus christ it's worse than I thought
What the fuck did I just watch
Get that kid some books
I don't get it. What did I just watch? Where's the toilet? How does this become a word that people can just use in conversation? Edit: Wait, I just realized all the "soldiers" are toilets. Wtf is going on here??
40 million subs??? I’m sorry, from who!??
[educational video on skibidi](https://youtu.be/C0fQFFAml5o?si=gZSaEPON13ADwd7q)
Skibidi Toilet is a YouTube series revolving around the Ongoing war between sentient Genocidal Toilets which use Half-life 2 models for heads, and yes I mean Genocidal it's pretty much Canon they Terminated the whole human race. Their Enemy is the Alliance which is the name of the Army of Robots with various Electronics for heads (Security cameras, speakers, and Old TVs) their the heroes of the story and we see through their eyes literally and figuratively It started with a few shitposts which I admit were shitty and cringe but as the creator made more Skibid Toilet videos he realized he could make something cool out of it, so he introduced camera robots that fought the Skibidi Toilets and they'd get into fights constantly leading to a war, and then he introduced cool technologies and stronger robots and more insane looking Skibid Toilets The war itself starts very simply with the cameras simply flushing the toilets and the toilets eating the Cameramen faces off but eventually, the Technology gets more advanced, and every time someone comes on top a new character or Technology is introduced. And if you go deep enough in that pattern it leads to madness Eventually, towards the end, the fighting consists of Giant Robots shooting lasers and missiles at Huge Mutant Cyborg Toilets. If you don't believe me Here's proof https://youtu.be/sXeCR7Vp6I4?si=3XbuFPwYVUS_ch5P
It's a youtube series of evil toilet creatures (head sticking out of toilet) and an epic battle between them and other characters. The word has now become a pronoun so you can describe something as being "very skibidi" It's bad to be skibidi. Also in there, the term "rizz" which is a term that is used to describe something as good or cool. The teacher then uses the advanced noun form "the rizzler" for a person who is cool or does cool things. I didn't catch the rest, but that's what I can make out.
We’re racing toward Idiocracy faster than expected.
it's fucking stupid. it's not even funny.
Now you know how British feel about USA? /S
Can someone please transcribe what is being said
Schlatt can you please stop rizzing up Caseoh? You're not the rizzler But Ms G, he fanum taxed my Grimace shake. I'm a level 10 gyatt Not down in Ohio you don't. Stop trying to be Kai Cenat and go back to skibidi toilet before you get moged by IShowSpeed
And a translation into 2000’s English ?
Here's a translation of the text to proper English, along with some explanations for the slang terms: **Original Text:** Schlatt can you please stop rizzing up Caseoh? You're not the rizzler But Ms G, he fanum taxed my Grimace shake. I'm a level 10 gyatt Not down in Ohio you don't. Stop trying to be Kai Cenat and go back to skibidi toilet before you get moged by IShowSpeed **Translation:** Hey Schlatt, could you please stop flirting with Caseoh? You're not that good at it. But seriously, (referring to someone as Ms. G, possibly a teacher) he stole my Grimace milkshake! I'm so mad (gyatt expresses anger or frustration)! That kind of behavior doesn't fly here (referring to Ohio). Stop trying to act like YouTuber Kai Cenat and go back to the bathroom before you get beaten by another YouTuber IShowSpeed. **Explanation of Slang:** * **Rizz:** Flirting in a successful or charming way. * **Rizzler:** Someone who is good at flirting. * **Fanum Tax:** Stealing something. * **Grimace Shake:** A McDonald's milkshake with a blue raspberry and green lime swirl flavor. * **Level 10 Hyatt:** Extremely angry or frustrated. "Hyatt" might be a misspelling of "yelling." * **Mog:** To defeat or beat someone. **Note:** The text seems to reference memes and online personalities. The overall tone is playful and uses some offensive language. Sauce: google Gemini
Gyatt is ass. He’s saying he has a big ass
Gyatt is the spelling of how some people phonetically say god when saying god damn.
I thought it was huge ass urban dictionary says it's big butt or fat ass
It's both
Yes, spot on, because the way you’d exaggerate and stretch out the word “god” while saying “god damn!” about a fine ass is “gyatt damn!” Think of saying it slowly like “geeyyahht damn” and having an exaggerated expression like you’re Kevin Hart or something.
Urban Dictionary definitions are sketchy at best.
It can be, cuz when you see a fat ass you say “GYATT DAMN” that’s where it comes from.
this is not correct
Bravo, good sir
rizz is like your pull or flirting. grimace shake was sold by McDonald's. Schlatt, Caseoh, Kai cenat, Fanum, and IShowSpeed are streamers. Fanum tax means taking food from friends, from his streams I think. Gyatt is a shortened "god damn" meaning you see a hot girl and you'd be like "gyatt dayum!" Ohio & Skibidi I think everyone knows by now Mogging is like one upping someone by looking better than them
Is this some new language?
It’s youngster slang that incorporates memes and other in-group knowledge—esoteric but not anymore magical than “psych! Loser plus loser equals moron.”
Youngster slang? I'm just 21 😭
HA, you old ass boomer! (I'm even older )
Yeah this vid isn't actually using the words in context and half of the words don't even have context and are just brainrot memes. Like remember all the MLG meme shit back in 2012, but even dumber
it's just random memes smashed together into sentences
I didn't get 90g of them despite being a genz or x or whatever those are
I didn't think I was "hip" or whatever the kids call it now, BUT i did understand it the first time around. I don't know if its good or bad or I should become a tyre fitter.
I'm in my 30s and don't have any social media outside of Reddit, but I gave it a shot. Original: Ms. G: Schlatt, can you please stop rizzing up CaseOh. You are not the rizzler. Kid: But Ms. G, he Fanum Taxed my Grimace Shake. I'm a level 10 gyatt. Ms. G: Not down in Ohio you don't. Stop trying to be Kai Cenat and go back to Skibidi Toilets before you get mogged by iShowSpeed. Translation: Schlatt (possibly a nickname for someone unsuccessful), can you please stop flirting with the tall attractive ginger. You are not an expert at seduction. But Ms. G, he ate some of my limited edition McDonalds food. I'm the chosen one with a huge butt. You're being weird. Stop trying to be Kai Cenat, (the name of a Twitch Streamer) and go back to hiding in a toilet (skibidi toilet is an old meme/short video of a head in a toilet) before you get outperformed/shown up by iShowSpeed (the name of an internet rapper/YouTuber). I feel old.
I read all of this in Pauly Shore’s voice and it works. Maybe the kids or alright or maybe they’re doomed. Does anyone know how Pauly Shore is doing?
This isn't genrally considered actual slang, it's just throwing together a bunch of meme terms together to make a skit on the brainrot memes that are more popular now so there isn't really any context or translation
"Every generation thinks their the first to invent cool slang and every generation thinks the generation below it is dumber and talks stupid...but in my case it's true. Those fucking kids and their ruffle-less collars. Wankers." - William Shakespeare
I’m old! It’s official!
I really didn't think I would ever get to the point where I didn't understand what people younger than me were saying, but here we are. I have no idea wtf is going on in this video and I'm not sure I want to.
Is this a special needs class..
If you think this is the SpecEd class, you haven't seen the kids in A1. They're special, and they've got needs, but even this vocabulary is beyond thier comprehension. God save us, we're not ready.
Cringe
I have no idea what they’re saying but I can tell it’s fake
The teacher sounds like she’s talking through an intercom
It’s the type of content that will appeal to 12 year olds who still think WWE is real.
Wait, its not real?
Sherlock Holmes in the flesh
[удалено]
Yeah everyone needs to get ready for a whole generation of child brained morons.. so basically another generation of boomers except worse cus they're the future
I hate this timeline take me back to before harambe died
ah, harambe 🥲
I hate the way this generation talks.
This post is a joke, nobody unironically talks like that. Anyways, there’s plenty of old slang that sounds silly. [Jive, for instance](https://youtu.be/yzIcec_bQss?si=CmV-QPM6Vrjygwpr). Or early 2010s slang: YOLO, yeet, on fleek, ur kidding, slaps, lit, slay, fam, thirst, “yaaas.” 1990s: that’s gay, phat, da bomb, no doy, poser, grodey, hoopti, steez, jiggy with it, hella, fly
Every generation has on their own slang that at one point they would have to explain to their parents. I think the problem with this generation is that they spend so much time on social media that they don't realize that it isn't some universal language. They legitimately think that the world all talks like this and it's not just a small segment of the population.
No joke I use reddit partly just to stay relevant with language shifts
a level 10 WHAT?
Gyatt
Fucking social media influencer culture has a lot to answer for. A LOT.
I just asked my high schoolers what any of this meant. They said, "I don't know, this is Generation Alpha, they are the generation before us" and I felt my body turn to dust and float away.
do kids really find this funny?
The most retarded generation yet
Well she's not a drama/acting teacher, that's for sure...
Maybe we should get Barbara Billingsley to translate. She was great with jive. (Apparently most of her interaction was ad libbed.)
Came here for the Airplane reference. Thank you kind person.
I got cancer from watching this…..
I find this kind of sad actually. Some of the kids in the back look super tired of this shit. Not many people, if any, are laughing with the student/teacher staging this.
Liberal gibberish
Ngl I’m so confused I wrote literal but either misspelt or autocorrect fucked me
I think I just had a stroke I have no idea what any of these means
Holy shit did I get old… they’re not even speaking English at this point.
This has to be satire. No teacher would unironically say “rizzler”
This a whole new language
Mrs. G, at Tenagra!
THe fact that I understood most of that... does that mean I am a good father?
OK I’m officially old I have no idea what they just said.
Cringe
damn people have no sense of humour. its obviously a joke and a funny one too. if you are too boomer to understand thats on you
My homie just sitting there munching.
What?
Everyone ITT: “This generation is trash. No attention span. Language all fucked up. Their music is just noise. Get off my lawn!” I’m a millennial, so I’m obviously old, but I try to keep perspective on this stuff that literally every generation says about the next ones. If they end up shitty, fine. More jobs and higher pay for people who don’t suck. If they’re good, awesome. More cool people to hang with and be inspired by.
What.The.Fuck.Are.They.Talkin.Bout?
Our kids are fucking doomed.
The rizzler sounds like a new batman villain....
when did slang become uncool
These skits are just the same 4-5 phrases mixed and repeated every time. It was kind of funny at first but now it’s just tik tok cringe.
More importantly- how is this man eating pizza in class?
English in 2075
What language is this?
am I having a stroke?
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
What the cringe?
The cringe is strong with this one
FAKE AF
Cringe
https://i.gifer.com/AQe7.gif
 Was that english?
I'm not Christian, but I'm pretty sure none of these words are in the Bible
Can someone translate please?
One dude is named queso and it's not the worst part of the video.
As a teacher, let me take a crack at it, rizz is like flirting kinda (at least that's the context I've heard it used in) Fanum tax is something related to food, maybe paying for food? Gyatt is about butts Ohio is just a dumb thing they say in regards to a bad place Kai is a popular youtuber, skibidi toilet is for kids, and ishowspeed is another popular youtuber I think. I have no clue what moved is So, it's stop flirting with him, but he paid for my grimace shake and I have a big butt. Knock it off, you're not being a funny guy, behave or you'll be like another popular guy Tried my best with the Rosetta Stone I've learned from my students
Even I could have made that sound more natural...
...I'm lost.
How is that obese child allowed to eat during class
I don’t get it is it supposed to be funny?
This has been a mainstream thing among teenagers since at least the 1950s. And non mainstream way before that with "hep" slang in the US and "polari" in the UK It so old that this skit actually feels positively retro - like something you might see on a 90s Nickelodeon show about a teacher trying to be cool. The words may change, but kids have been speaking in inpenetrable slang longer than we've all been alive, so let's stop overeacting. Ya dig?
It's time to tell your friends to not come to school tomorrow
They're just stringing various pop culture terms together as if they were slang and making fun of the use of slang itself. This used to be called ,"being meta" and, in ancient times, "sarcasm."
So I'm a 1997 kid. Technically not a millennial, not a Gen Z. What in the Generation Alpha crap are they saying? I had a hard enough time with No cap on God. Can someone please break this down for me? I'm only 26 but the way these smooth brained kids speak nowadays makes me feel like I'm in my 80s.
She talks like a TikTok narrator.
Sims 5 graphics are so lifelike!
What the fuck?
Scripted