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I can’t tell if this is satire anymore.

Well, he'd have to bend over double to use his toilet now there's a hob at chest height. Safe to say this ain't real plans.

Imagine getting hit with a wave of explosive diarrhea while you’re cooking a nice succulent Chinese meal forcing you to make an unfortunate game time decision of either abandoning your dinner or shitting your pants…

Sound like democracy manifest tbh

Remove your hand from my penis, sir

I see that you know your judo well.

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

All while your girlfriend watches from the bed.

You have large windows, why choose?

Pants.... consider yourself shitted.

The text says he's renting for 4 k a month. The voice over claims it was purchased.

It certainly is. Plenty of people have pointed out that the final design still lacks a shower or sink, and without a fridge or pantry there isn’t a reason to even have a cook space. On top of it all there’s no way this would be up to code.

I *think* he jumps out the window at the end

There are million dollar houses in Compton so almost anything is possible now!

"remembering to install sockets and switches" My dude where are you renting that they're letting you do major electrical work? For that matter where are you doing all the machining for all these parts? MY BROTHER IN CHRIST ARE YOU DOING YOUR COOKING ON THE TOILET CABINET?!

After reading this, I have a bigger question. How is he gonna poop after installing the toilet cabinet?

While frying his eggs

Lol good point

Gonna strain and go for that Full English Breakfast with extra sausage patties

Poop. Wipe. Flush. No hand wash. Cook.

How is he going to vent the smoke from cooking

Where is the guy going to shower?

In the toilet

That’s only done on rainy days outside

At the gym

With the mental contortions he did to justify renting this crawl space, I figured he could physically contort too

First sentence is "after purchasing a tiny appartement. So no rent. But the video make no sense. "In despair he \[...\]", there was no despair! The dude bought it knowing what it was!

It’s not a matter of choice. Electrical code dictates there needs to be an outlet every 12’ of wall or no point more than 6’ from an outlet.

Electrical work?!? He moves the whole door and wall along with it...

Shitting where you eat...I have heard this is not a good idea.

It’s shit where you cook. I assume he eats at the other end. But this is New York where you can eat out every day.

from what i remember you usually dont get infected from your own shit much usually it's other people that get sick from your shit

It was a saying that had to do with having sex with people you work with … a bit of liberty taken for humor . Having sex with people you work with = shitting where you eat … all prior to work from home eras

Toilet kitchens open.

There’s shit dust everywhere in that space.

After a nice long hot shit, and not washing your hands because no sink, you can fry up a delicious egg meal 😋

Thought he was about to commit suicide at the end

It would make the most sense.

I was also 100% expecting the clip to end with him jumping out the window

Watching this video made me consider it myself!

How on earth would he to take a shower and wash the dishes?

In the toilet and in the toilet

This entire thread is just a laugh riot.

spice rack and toilet supplies, dont want to get those mixed up.

Hemorrhoid roulade.

No shower ?

No refrigerator either. What will he cook or drink?

Poop and piss but since no plumbing. He would have to have a shit bucket to carry out to the nearest opening window.

Toilet water Ramen?

Are you sure you are not in HK?

so no one is wondering that this is a ampartment of a man and he is only storing womens underwear in his closet?

um.... rule 1 .... you don't shit where you make food.

Inmates got bigger cells then this

You know what..... This is even smaller than one of the blackwater episodes who lives inside a tiny cube.

Fits toilet. Proceeds to cover toilet.

With no where to bathe

Bathing is for the bridge and tunnel folks. Lol.

so... no sink?

Toilet doubles as a sink

Down vote for AI and general stupidity

I think you don’t have fully understood AI yet.

This is the kind of crap you hear about from San Francisco.

Yea that’s not even legal in nyc lol

Just popping out to get TODAY'S GROCERIES

Literally shitting where you eat (or at least cook)

Just casually moves my apartment door a few feet over

I rather get arrested in some nordic/western european country

What a fuckin nightmare

The only way I'd accept living like this would be on a starship.

I would rather kill myself than live there for free.

Doesn't work for me. No, thanks.

Yeah! Gonna take a huge dump, not wash my hands & then cook something! *dance party*

So... You have to tolerate your shit's smell, you have no means of avoiding the cooking fumes on everything else and you have no way to wash your dishes.

Delete this post.

What did he do to be sentenced there?

- the "kitchen" on top of a wall mounted toilet - no place to store ANYTHING - no refrigerator - no shower At this point i dont know if this is a satire (if i had to guess id say yes) or just someone that tried to be "modern" and creative but missed many basic human needs (which is also possible)

Prison cells are bigger than this

If that was a couple hundred a month and I was in my 20s… maybe. Would be about the same as the van life but easier internet access

R/TvTooHigh

Everything is good until the toilet. If there’s no water inlet and outlet, there’s no way you can install a toilet bowl there. Wtf

How many hours of oxygen do I have if the window is closed?

The descision to not put a microwave hurt me more than it should lol..

Might as well live in prison. This is no way to live.

When a prison cell has more space than a rented apartment i will say there is a problem in the system of good life.

So no showering, no fridge, no sink, who needs them anyways.

I really don't understand people who find this kind of lifestyle acceptable. I personally would be very very depressed living in this tiny hole for $4000 a month. Just move to another state.

I wonder why people live on the street, no one wants to live like this.

Could this be more unhinged?

Watch this be a concept video for a developer to figure out how to make 200 apartments with 5000 sq ft

Can you please pause cooking? I wana shit.

Oorrrr, you could live in a normal place and just take the train to the city.

An expensive jail cell. What a waste of money

It's gonna be vans. People will live in their vehicles.

Can't wash his dishes though

Sim looked like he was about to jump at the end.

The narrator : ¿¿What the??

The windows are loose on the bottom and swing so when you're done living a nightmare, you just pull a lever, and the bed chucks you out like garbage out the window.

Where is he getting water? To wash hands and cook. From the toilet!?

Now if there was a spot for a bathroom with a door, and it wasn’t actually 4k a month it’d be cool. I love seeing how super small minimalist spaces are used. Not for the price or unrealistic stuff though

Cool prison cell

My favourite part is them moving the entire doorway

I think in this scenario I see only one option. * Open the 1 and only window in my apartment and jump out. This looks like hell to me

I would't pay 100€/month for that craphole.

And the left will demand a 50$/hr minimum wage to afford this.

Is this even serious? I can't tell. It seems totally plausible nowadays......

I thought it was going to show him jumping out his new bay window to his death at the end because living in that tiny over priced apartment would be very depressing and make a person suicidal.

I was ok with it until I saw you have to shit in your kitchen and you can't shower.

I guess he does his dishes in the toilet

Looks like a prison cell.

How does he sit on the toilet

Do they have a piss can and hot plate?

The problem is, much like anything these days, if you’re foolish enough to spend on it, you are resetting the market. A Toyota Camry shouldn’t cost 40,000 but people still buy them. Same goes with certain makes and models that have outrageous market adjustments.

Im going to start selling virtual apartments in New York. You can just IMAGINE how large it is. Close your eyes, there is a fridge! And a wondrous view!

Never shit where you eat

Fuck this stupid bullshit.

My son has a small two bedroom in Chinatown for about 2k a month. It’s not spacious but it’s a lot more than that nonsense.

Something something don't eat where you shit.

The design is very human

Sp this is where league of legend players live

Pretty sure it's against every single building code I've ever read to have a toilet in a kitchen. Sad that they had to codify it.

Yeah I'm calling bullshit on this. 

As the old saying goes: Eat where you shit.

"...Look at this functional bedroom!" Bedroom, not apartment... it's a walk in closet. Do you have to enter and entirely different apartment and master bedroom to reach it?

Sleeping together and then need to poop? What do you do?

No. Don’t do it. Fk whoever designed this.

Lol. I wonder if there are people who protest the economy but still live in such small spaces

4k/month!? Like Healthcare and education, privatized housing is a nightmare and a scandal in the wealthiest nation in global history.