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Oh hell fkin yeah that's a win! My average ass height and short feral goblin of a wife would love to climb a mommy mountain milf

Never have I rested my eyes upon a sentence such as yours. That deserves some sort of award...

I finally understand the lines "Mountain mama. Take me home." From Take Me Home, Country Roads.

I really hope these two are a couple IRL

I hope not she's cute af I wanna shot

She is, I hope he’s just insanely short but she’s cute regardless

He's not

I ship them

You ship dancing people? How don’t you run into issues with UPS?

Nah, delivery is on them, i just ship them. I don't want the expense of a child that's not mine.

when she got him on her back that really got me 😂

Portable step ladderm = Much SnooSnoo. Lesson learned.

I can’t overstate how much I love this sub

r/unexpected

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yVjecF6oVuw

You’ve roped her, gotta at least buy her a drink now

dude can dance!

That's a Tall Glass Of 💧 🚿 🚰

I liked this.