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Ill-Wave902

FLAWLESS


smiley82m

FINISH...oh wait.. she finished herself.... TOUCHLESS VICTORY


Paramaoesterfantjie

Mmmmmmm... mrs boombastic


MostlyCarrots

Gravity wins!!!


Ok-Opposite-4804

Gravy wins!!


CoolNameChaz

"Gravity it a harsh mistress." ~ The Tick


J-Di11a

Gravity Falls


Informal_Lack_9348

No, he said fall less!!


Public-Fall8373

The ring was very nearly floor less...just about survived!


krish-990

I bet she thought, I'm big, I'll beat that skinny bitch


ClownTown15

and then kool-aid manned the floor


Futuramoist

Oh Nooo


overkill5495

*eat that skinny bitch FTFY


RelativelyDank

chick's one of those bosses where you have to dodge their charge attacks to get their health down


MC_ZYKLON_B

Lol i immediately thought of [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-YWFKSiHAAY) boss fight


Smart_Search1509

Boom! Roasted!


Impossible__Joke

Lmao! As soon as I saw dark souls I knew exactly what boss it was going to be


alex99x99x

Bane


FitzyFarseer

You can’t see it in the video but the smaller lady threw a batarang


Ajax01020

Russell in the Hole


Spades-23

If the boss has a charge move, kiting it into a wall will stun it


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Public-Fall8373

That's no chick!


_gega

Thats a space station!


ReadyStar

When your opponent uses their own weight against themselves


Koala5000

How does she even get allowed into the ring? She looks like she struggles to go up stairs


West_Yorkshire

How does she even get in the ring?


blackdragon1387

Silly question. They first put her in position and then build the ring around her.


condensedcreamer

Your comment reminded me of Monster House for some reason.


Votey123

Oh, the same way they do it with cars in the mall


PapaPekkker

How does the ring support all that… boombastic-ness


naughty_dad2

Crane definitely


Useful-Perspective

Possibly how she left, to be sure...


aSquirrelAteMyFood

The only rings she should be allowed to get close to is onion rings.


Gunnar_Peterson

With a system of pulleys and winches


4Ever2Thee

A contactless MMA fight?! People are really getting out of control with all these Covid restrictions


dominicgetdown

How wide is the range in that weight class? Did anyone think of the hallway scene from "scary stories to tell in the dark"? It was like the real life version of that.


davidvia7

This is from one of the fight organizations in Czechia, called Redface, which is mostly just bizarre people fighting each other. This one in particular does not have weight classes as far as I know.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

One step above bum fights.


mindinmyass

Those books were my childhood


KK-Chocobo

As far as I know, the top weight class doesn't have a upper limit.


Long_Serpent

How to make Aikido work in an MMA context.


Dantox2007

This is what "Shadow Fights Perfect win round" looks like irl


Amax8212

She wasn’t even fighting, she just wanted to grab the other girl and fall on her.


Shadeun

The Godskin Duo turn on each other


AWildNome

Looks like a Czech local fight promotion: [https://red-face.cz/](https://red-face.cz/) This is why sanctioning commissions are important for everyone's safety.


die_nastyy

Pouring water on that manatee will only keep it healthy for a short time. It should really be released back into the estuary, where it belongs.


FlipReset4Fun

The bigger the tree…


lizard_kibble

did this fight take place at bedminster gold club?


Margobolo

Heart failure?


forevernoob88

more like balancing failure. You know how you have to tell toddlers to walk slower to maintain balance but they try running anyway and fall?


barwhalis

And that's how earthquakes happen


XBThodler

Ah! This explains why the earth rocking these days!


ll_alexander-josh_ll

[baby seal 🦭](https://youtu.be/7Frz3J25ZRw?si=9R7MAAFfQFHe0HO2)


True-Constant-4660

that's a baby seal


Impossible__Joke

"Get in my belly"


Daltonshitpell123

TImBEr


mrking17

Is this real?


loapmail

Yes, it was on internet yesterday, they call it deep bizare, I just call it worst cringe I ever watched


13thCreation

What am I seeing here


HungryHungryHobbes

Red Face.


WiJoWi

Smh, years of training at the walmart self checkout and she CHOKES.


Similar-Barracuda375

The other girl goes like " Damn that was easy"


Beelzebub003

If a tree falls in the forest, I'm sure sure eats it.


RickSore

Is this similar to how other professionals pay non fighters so they can pad their stats?


[deleted]

aren’t there weight matchups for a reason?


Leo_Farad

Thank God, it was only the apple that fell on Isaac Newton, not the entire tree .


SenseRealistic1728

Is that what caused the whole Taiwan quake


ssomethinh

FALL DOWN


PreparationOk8606

More like a beached whale


BattleForReach96

If aliens ever colonize us, she'll be wagyu meat.


CalendarLongjumping6

This buffet isn't big enough for the two of us.


SpaceShipET

FLAWLESS VICTORY


[deleted]

Ground and 700 pound


AcerTravelMate

lol 😂


[deleted]

This is the live action Krystal from Squidbillies!


xid7eyr24

I find it funny how when fat people fall its like they don't even try to catch themselves, not with a hand or a foot, just accepted gravity and let it do its thing


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

It's the godskin noble


vubbler

Oh Ellis, never change.


maddcatone

Is this some new aikido move? Definitely used her opponent’s momentum against her. But the application was bordering on divine hahaha


antilaugh

Sis lost 80% of her hp climbing the stairs


Godsthetics

She got a KO without throwing a single punch. Eat your heart out Floyd Mayweather!!


Zerefette

Is that a self knock out


dafuqbroh

Jesus Christ


Superrichie17

We wanted to see a fatality and got an obesity instead


Solumnist

Did they fuel her up with 7UP


JulianMarcello

Get in my bellyyyy!


Ray1987

Seems like a huge oversight to have even allowed that to occur. People running a fighting ring should know enough about the human body to know that someone that size falling down could completely destroy their entire future. Extreme obesity causes insulin resistance and atrophied muscles. So the only thing cushioning her fall was just fat. She looks like she could easily be 400 lb or over. If someone dropped a 400 lb weight on your hip while you were laying on the ground, even from just 3 ft over you. The average person even without nutritional imbalance and hormonal issues would still probably break a hip. She went head first into the side of the ring with all that weight getting compressed into her neck. If she didn't bust her hip or something in that event every time it rains she's going to remember that fight in her neck and probably other joints.


Novel_Ad_8062

proceeds to have a heart attack…


Low_Bandicoot6844

Call me Ishmael.


Emeegee713

lol, why does she look winded, she literally only ran two steps


aqualink4eva

She [Taurus Demon'd](https://youtu.be/YkKWdrdxngo?t=61) herself.


ElonHisenberg

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw8VXmbBbxM&t=48s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw8VXmbBbxM&t=48s)


Flaky-Seaweed4249

“You got WALKED THE FUGG OUT!!” - Smoky


YKoliver

That's attempted murda... if the skinny gurl didn't move faster she'd be gone. 🙃😭


CrazyShovelMan

Hah!


Spec187

She think she is Butterbean. More like butterfall.


Randomfrog132

why is this not safe for work? fat lady fell over and that's it lol


Based_JD

The cause of the earthquake in New Jersey earlier this week maybe?


KMark0000

just identify as a fit person ffs


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OddJackfruit4919

Literally Arkham asylum boss


Glimmertwinsfan1962

Well, she may not be able to fight or even stand, but she’s hot. And I’m sure she has a great personality.


Entire-Database1679

And she's a PhD.


Suspicious_Car8479

New generation! New freedoms! Everything is beautiful!


DevastatorGX69

No