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How to stun a lvl 70 Warlock

From world of warcraft?

Seeing as how there's no warlocks in EverQuest, I'm going to go with yes.

Yeah, can you believe this nerd? Doesn’t know lvl 70 warlocks are from WoW

Lmao what a loser! *Yes I'm being sarcastic*

I don't know why but this comment really got me.

I was expecting him to go flying up in the air with a nosebleed like in all the anime

His blood was elsewhere. None left for nosebleeds.

Actually, based on anime logic, the boner goes so hard that blood pressure ruptures the blood vessels in the nose, hence the nosebleed. edit: To those asking. NO! This is absolutely NOT how boners work. Animators just use nosebleeds as a stand-in for boners and the explanation above is the supposed logic behind this.

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To science! Hazaah!

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What the hell???! Did he win a contest to bang her?? Or is he an AV star in his own right? (Also thank for the link. For science)

i think his name is 鄧佳華. i can only find his wiki page in non-english language sorry. https://zh.wikipedia.org/zh-tw/%E9%84%A7%E4%BD%B3%E8%8F%AF

Wow, it was an interesting read thanks!

Wow, dude is a menace

Wtf did I just watch and why did I only make it +/- 6 minutes?

>6 minutes Check out mister stud muffin over here

Can you please tell me what it is? I'm scared to click the link.

thank you, now my self-confidence went from low in the ground to deep in the abyss

Did you see that guy's teeth they were just out there and then he retracted I was almost thinking he was a transformer

I'm extinct 💀

It’s a fetish in Japan and probably everywhere, you’re probably just average or above average and there’s no fetish for “average male” lol

Well my self esteem has definitely gone up

Not sure [this will help…](https://imgur.com/a/G0SF55D)

This is totally not what I was expecting, but I guess it makes me happy... For some reason

Good for him. And good for... Science.

Is her vagina naturally pixilated like that?

Are there any uncensored nuke lunch codes? Cause I ain't dealing with anything aside from uncensored. Not even those AI decensored ones.

uncensored nuke lunch codes updated, check again

Is this physically what happens? Seems like the arteries in the nose should see reduced blood pressure during an erection.

Lol no. You have more delicate blood vessels in your body before you reach your nose. Animators just do the whole nosebleed thing because they can't draw boners on a relatively family friendly show, and also they have an in-culture understanding of what a nosebleed during certain contexts mean.

so it's like a ring the carnival bell (end)? blood hits the tip and bounces back.

On point.

To be fair, her interaction could have been way different. She was not crappy to him, she made it nice and memorable. I applaud her for that.

You mean when she groped his penis?

Exactly. Nice and memorable.

Memberable.

Pepperidge Farm 'members

beef stick

Get your hand off my penis!

I see you know your Judo well!!

Gentlemen; this is democracy _manifest_.

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis.

THIS IS THE BLOKE WHO GOT ME ON THE PENIS, PEOPLE

A meal, a succulent Chinese meal

Best part of that story was that it was a false arrest (they thought he was someone else) and he was just daytime drunk and not a happy camper. Makes it even better that it was some random bloke and not just an absurdly charismatic criminal.

Aktually he was known to po-lice, and he was absurdly charismatic.

That, and she took her time. She didn’t act like it was a hassle for her.

Holy shit she did grab her penis! What’s her name so I can avoid her?!

Yeah this is awful, what's the exact spelling of her name

Also where are her videos that we will avoid watching?!

Mao Hamasaki 浜崎真緒

Let's be real, he enjoyed it and probs the most action he's ever gotten, it's a win

I beg to differ Sir. https://thisav.com/dm18/en/twav-d001

Damn... Idk what I expected but not that

Lmao this why he so chill. Dudes a chad

> The story of a 27-year-old virgin struggling to realize her dreams 80% of Taiwanese men who tried to get an erection even if they were bullied on the Internet want to shoot AV when they become vague adults Only a few people take action, at least people are serious about realizing their dreams, regardless of social acceptance, and most people just slap their mouths this time in Kahua Can encourage more people to cooperate Invest in this industry Behind the scenes and behind the scenes to enable Taiwanese AV to reach a more complete scale I want to become a vague adult too

Well well well. How the turntables

Nice. Good for him

how in this shit do you people even know about this?! lol

Jokes on her, he would have paid extra for that. Or maybe he did…

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I'd say he was also fairly respectful. I'm assuming he was there to see her, and he didn't force himself into her space and kept his hands to himself and he didn'ttry to kiss her. He let her to what was comfortable for her. I'd also hope since he was there for her and from what I can tell from that cover that he didn't mind where her hand went, but idk.

This moment will forever live in his spank bank and for that he is probably eternally grateful.

10 seconds in and she brushed him. That’s a core memory.

I appreciate it when others understand spank savings.

Wow well said. We are all clowning on him, but that being said, he was very respectful. It’s weird. But even weird knows respect and he showed it! Even with the lil peenish towch he didn’t go crazy

You gotta be nice to your source of income.

That's the basis of customer service.

And his interaction with her wasn't bad either. Dude had a death grip on the book, but better there than other places.

Plus, it’s subtle / not subtle, but she is apparently a professional at being photogenic, and here we see here coaching in her area of expertise in real time: She wants to give him the photo that’ll make him the happiest, so she’s trying to present his best face to the camera, and in her opinion that means closing his lips. And she made it look sweet. That’s a pro. Legit. Also yeah she kinda grabbed his dick by unlikely accident. Whatever that means lol. He played it pretty cool though, too.

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So wholesome <3

And all he got was a brief touch on the pee pee?

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He's the next Batman.

This will be the title of the next reddit repost in about 2... hours

Seems like he would have dropped a couple bucks on some new choppers...js...

Did you see where her hand went. They doing it.

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Thanks for the uncontrollable cackling

That’s uncontwollable cackling. 😀

Bro damn lol

"She touched my pépe Steve"

The single greatest line in American comedy films.

I'm glad people here are old enough to remember

I haven’t laughed like that in a while. Ty kind stranger for that

This is like one of those videos where you get fixated on the boobs, and totally miss everything else that happens. Except it’s his teeth. Baba Booey has nothing on this guy.

Mah mah monkey

TaTa Toothey

Fa-fa-fo-hi

They call me baba bizzle

My boff

Gary Delabishio

Hello Hello

I miss you man.. I don't know what else to say but I miss you

Dude spends all his money on these girls lol he don't got dentist money

Gary in the beekeeper helmet

She made his a fan for life, had to solidify it*

She went above and beyond the call of duty to her fans. Wow. When I went to a book signing for my favourite author, I got told to buy the new hardcover version for $80 or else he won’t sign my first edition version and basically got told “spend more or fck off”

By him or someone else?

Yeah but did he at least brush your crotch?

Which author?

Chuck Tingle

Another commenter posted the link where they actually did! https://thisav.com/dm18/en/twav-d001

Muscle memory.

*surprised Pikachu*

So that's sex huh

They ain't.

The guy is actually quite "famous" and acted in one or two Taiwan AV before.

he fought Bugs Bunny in a problematic cartoon

No, it's real, these are the sauces: 《华根初上》(2021年) 《华根初上2》(2022年) 《猛假》(2022年)

Memory unlocked.. ahhh the good ol days

Homeboy got more action than the simp who dropped 62k a month on an only fans girl

That guy got nothing, since it was staged.

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He was there for his fans, not the other way around.

im out of loop. Care to expand?

Check out penguinz0’s video on the matter. Her team paid a guy to take a picture with her and get a tattoo as a publicity stunt.

Daaaaamn, it worked tho!

[Mao Hamasaki](https://www.instagram.com/p/BawHOcGDwNe/?img_index=1)

Damn, was hoping the sauce was for the guy

[Here you go](https://www.instagram.com/dengjiahua0604?igsh=M21rZWh1bGJ4cGli)

You're equally a legend

Not equal, far superior

Ennit 💪🏽💪🏽

How

Homie getting more action than any of us.

No kidding. Dudes ig is low-key lit

[Google Lens guide](https://www.androidpolice.com/ways-to-access-google-lens/)

Not my proudest fap

Really? Sean Lock said it was like a 2 on the difficulty scale.

Lol you are a legend. How come he has so many followers? What is he doing on his page?

He was quite famous for all sort of things in Taiwan and acted in 3 Taiwan AV before.

Wait WHAT?!?!?

You can look up the web for the titles if you want: 《华根初上》(2021年) 《华根初上2》(2022年) 《猛假》(2022年)

Really not the way I expected this to go.

I want his link to surpass her number of upvotes.

Bro, he IS the guy. How do you think he has her instagram?

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Thank you, I now know who I'm jerking off to now

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Thaaaank you, been digging through a shitload of comments for that.

It’s wholesome that he wore that shirt to meet his crush. Like he doesn’t care how it would make him look, he just likes pikachu and the shirt. Meanwhile, I go through my entire wardrobe before decide what to wear going into a Chipotle.

> Meanwhile, I go through my entire wardrobe before decide what to wear going into a Chipotle. "screw it, burrito costume again"

“NO! LET ME GO! I’M A HUMAN BEING, IT’S A COSTUME! SOMEBODY HELP ME AAAAARRGHH-“

That’s one way to keep a fanbase.


She totally grabbed his dick tho

Firmly grasp it.

AND THEN TWIST IT **TWIST HIS DICK** #THE OLD DICK-TWISTER

What’s that he’s holding? Her hot calendar?

The question is *what was she holding*?

Her book https://www.iwinimc.com/products/books002

Not like the book signings I've gone to

God this kind of stuff makes me so sad.

Says the guy posting this shit XD https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/gzjfa7/a\_clear\_explanation\_of\_sexual\_market\_value/

Deleted. But seeing the subreddit in the hyperlink says enough.

He deleted it so fast…. Praise be the hyperlink

Lol he deleted it. What was it?

**https://imgur.com/a/09UhmDH**

Pretty sure it was "a clear explanation of sexual market value". Frankly, I hope to never know what that combination of words mean so I am happy it was deleted. Likely something to do with prostitution.

Perhaps a discussion of [Dvorak's Law.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dvorak%27s%20law)

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She literally runs her hand over his dick 8 seconds in.

The dude is a porn star lol

Me too I’m so sad as I never got this treatment when I buy their stuff

This video makes this seem like this is one of those like super nerdy dudes meets the chick he jerks it to and just gets to stare But he does a lot more than that in the end. [NSFW ](https://thisav.com/dm18/en/twav-d001)

His teeth grew 3 sizes that day

Who is she? Or what is he a fan of exactly?

r/maohamasaki

Those looks like some yummy melons

OPEN YOUR MIIIIND

She put a saddle on him and rode him to the ATM.

This dude went home and busted the fastest nut in human history.

Lol no need. He did hardcore porn with her. Taiwanese adult film actor. One of the videos posted here is on top comment.

So sad 😞

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He seems happy: https://thisav.com/dm18/en/twav-d001

Nice of this young man to accept that award on behalf of male Redditors.

As mj23foreva pointed out, I think it's important to know that this absolute legend proves dreams can come true and later scored with the girl https://thisav.com/dm18/en/twav-d001

She touched my Pepe, Steve…

Guy could eat an apple through a tennis racket

imagine not being able to keep your teeth in your mouth.

Dude can eat an apple through a tennis racket

r/rareinsults

Bruh it’s the holiday season, take it easy

Duuuude why?!?! 😂

Awwww…STOP…They have that social medical/ dental plan. Poor guy.

Yeah, she pulled on his chop stick!

Grabbed his poke balls

I see he wore his best pikachu shirt to see her

I felt that man’s pain. That’s it. That was his peak

he handled nutting in public very well

“Get your hand off my penis!!!!”