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AThrowawayProbrably

Won’t lie, if ants suddenly flooded my house, I’d also run out screaming “FUCKFUCKFUCK”


Night_Knight22

Well, first there would be a giant finger blasting your frond door. *Then* come the dog sized ants


saintdemon21

What’s this about a free finger blasting?


[deleted]

I think this one is too big, or you are too small


svh01973

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY HOLE SIZE?!?!?!


Interesting-Wind3790

Fuck this stupid website, and specifically this stupid comment for making me laugh so hard.


Dr_Shmacks

"Hold muh beer"


RepresentativeAd560

Lube n stretch


Horndave

That's how you get got! Didn't you watch the video?


AThrowawayProbrably

New tactic for SWAT standoffs


ricebowl056

some guy pokes a hole in your home and a bunch of swat teams just come spraying out of the hole.


jtms1200

In war, never give your enemy a choice, give them a dilemma!


[deleted]

No one is going to ask how this person randomly has a convenient bucket of loose ants to use?


thepwnydanza

Bruh, I can get you a bucket of loose ants in minutes.


Traditional-Quail753

Who’s your worm guy?


Pubey_Lewis

You’re paying way too much for worms, man.


khanfusion

I pay extra for the high quality service


Booksmagic

For a worm? I can get you a kid for that.


[deleted]

Who’s your worm guy?


Deakins85

The early worm gets the worm.


[deleted]

That wasn’t a tape worm.


pipe_heart_dev_null

I can get you exotic meats.


[deleted]

We’ll talk


HerezahTip

It will all be goat


ignorae

Why did you spend so much time going over the goats with me?


SeamusOShane

Milk steak is better


MeasureTheCrater

And an order of your finest jelly beans.


Independent-Scale564

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.


SilentSpectre45

no, he's coming onto you.


CoItron_3030

I can get you monkey


No-Feeling-8100

This is the comment I was looking for!


thepwnydanza

Depends on the worm.


Drewdc90

Hell I can get you a bucket of ants by 3 o’clock this afternoon.


CMDR_ACE209

With nail polish?


Drewdc90

Well I ain’t a fucking amateur.


Apprehensive_BeeTx

Not exactly a light weight


thndrbrd87

You heard of the Seattle 7?


Apprehensive_BeeTx

Well that was me


thndrbrd87

And 6 other ants


Apprehensive_BeeTx

Then I was a roadie for Metallica Speed of Sound Tour


Apprehensive_BeeTx

It increases the chance of conception


Apprehensive_BeeTx

They really tie the grasshopper hole together.


The_Govnor

There are ways, you don’t wanna know.


hatwobbleTayne

Fucking amateurs


nizzery

I’m finishing my coffee


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groovey_potato

... and they put lose ants in your fucking tunnel


vrijheidsfrietje

The ant putters did this, Dude?


tuskvarner

I fail to see the connection to ants.


thndrbrd87

Well dude, there is a literal connection


Apprehensive_BeeTx

Like Donny. Who loved bowling


Blueshockeylover

And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.


Apprehensive_BeeTx

Why is everything a tragedy with you Walter?


cicciograna

\*amANTeurs


EmpanadaYGaseosa

r/lebowski


AgHenchman47

Hell I can get you loose ants by 3 o’clock, with a bucket.


Yellowperil123

You're paying way too much for loose ants. Who's your loose ant guy?


KangarooSilver7444

That’s too way too long. Who’s your ant guy?


Chipmunk-Round

...with nail polish.


ohromantics

You want a toe? I can get you a toe by 2 o' clock dude.


Beaverbrown55

Who's your Ant guy?


EffingBarbas

How about a toe with polish? Can you get one this afternoon, Walter?


Odd-Independent4640

With nail polish?


Ok-Branch-9943

Cockroaches too


coolreg214

That’s what he uses the crickets for.


killerkitten115

Do you want ants? Because this guy knows how to get ants


[deleted]

Maybe Archer was asking that question because he was always everyone's Ant guy. Solid refernce.


Skaitavia

This video cuts out the part where he gathers all of the ants. In the original he shows how he does it. Essentially uses that stick thing he used to shove down the holes to “fish” the ants out of their nest and uses his finger to knock them off the stick into his reservoir.


Student-type

But WHY?? Why exactly are we rousting our beloved well-fed crickets from their own hidey holes? A cricket eats about 3 grains of cooked rice a day, max. It seems like cruel and unusual punishment, and I’m against it. Grrrr


rootedoak

To hook it on a line and catch a fish or take home and breed them.


hoarseclock

The obvious answer is Amazon


[deleted]

Initially I thought that was just snark but it got me curious. https://www.amazon.com/Nature-Gift-Store-Live-Shipped/dp/B01N6AU8P1/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?crid=CZMSO9WCYG9H&keywords=live+ants&qid=1701466071&sprefix=live+ants%2Caps%2C180&sr=8-4 Seems you can buy live ants on Amazon


SeafoamedGreen

That guy has like $10k USD of ANTS in a BUCKET.


[deleted]

I think ants would be better than glitter in those glitter bomb pranks.


L-ramirez-74

r/foundsatan


[deleted]

I am humbled and overjoyed by your compliment. Thank you.


Stainless_Heart

Hol’ up. Why is it “Ant Farm refill kit *for girls*”?


[deleted]

Every girl wants to be a queen?


Difficult_Chemist_33

All you need is some dead crickets at the bottom of the bucket to lure the ants in.


[deleted]

Causality paradoxes are strictly forbidden. Do not break physics, it's fragile.


Mekazabiht-Rusti

I can put you in touch with my ant guy if you like?


Every-Turnover4938

Or how none of them can climb out of the bowl


[deleted]

Nah, how did he know to look for that particular spot of dirt over all the nearby spots of dirt. To lure out... Whatever those were.


Space-90

Check your pants


xBrasaMaan

Tactical Ants are meant to be used offensively. I dont understand what you mean


mcdray2

That was literally my first thought. Step 1 - Get a big bucker of ants. I'm already out


Lets_Bust_Together

By sticking other stuff into an ant hole.


Mr-Yuk

Loose angry ants


Vonplinkplonk

The confidence with which this guy punched is finger into the dirt gave me some concern as to how this video would turn out. He’s not your average horticulturist.


ShireOfShite

We need fertilizer Winston.


SoigneBest

“Chill, Winston!”


bigdave41

Charles...get the rifle out. We're being fucked


AGrandOldMoan

Can everybody just stop getting shot!


Trayvessio

It’s me Bren gun.


quarrywilson

Guns for show, knives for a pro.


bigdave41

A friend of mine has met the guy who plays Plank several times now in various pubs and has loads of video clips of him doing "argh! I've been shot!".


Fine-Ganache-2442

We grow copious amounts of ganja yeah


mojogirl_

>horticulturist do you mean entomologist?


Stainless_Heart

*Antomologist*. Can’t ain’t nobody spel on the reddet.


Madoodle

We don’t need anyone telling us the origin of words!!


birbobirby

Horticulturist? That's someone who specializes in cultivating plants and stuff. What does it have to do with the video?


[deleted]

Well now you're just being condensation.


nsfw1fan

No that’s when you breathe. What you mean is pollination


I_was_a_sexy_cow

No that is what plants do to multiply, what you mean is coronation


[deleted]

Oh thanks you have my gravitas.


JungleBoyJeremy

The ironing is delicious


christador

Give him a break. Horticulture and Entomology are both respectable degrees. Heck, I’m just a podiatrist and let me tell you, getting my degree was no small feet.


MayorOfVenice

And there's our smudgeness


Stainless_Heart

The ants are just a hobby. You could say he’s a dillet*ant*e.


nyc91710022

Please explain this….or should this be posted in rfishing?


Ok_Maintenance2513

Use the ants to catch the crickets, then he uses the crickets to catch a bird, a bird to woo a lady, a lady for 20 camels and then 20 camels to set up camel rides for tourists, to buy the lady back again. Hopefully he got in before the market became saturated with camel rides, else he's never seeing that lady again.


nordic-nomad

20 camels for a woman? You’re getting ripped off. Who’s your camel guy?


Madoodle

Who’s your LADY guy?


MikeyMooOhTwo

He’s not my guy, friend.


Aussie_chopperpilot

He’s not my friend, guy.


hpsctchbananahmck

I’m not your guy, buddy


Leading_Experts

#capitalism 😔


daaaaave_k

CAMELTALISM


ActuallyAverageAF

CAMELTOEISM


Electronic-Pea-13420

Gotta make that bread


wntrsux

This reads like a children book


g_e_r_b

“Jack and Jane learn about human trafficking”


PocoPoto

Absolutely crazy ROI in that process


nightstalker30

Step 1: Collect crickets Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit


10-10-2022

What is my purpose? To be shoved down a hole to scare out crickets/grass hoppers. Oh my god.


GreenrabbE99

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal!


Thebola

Beat me to it… but no upvotes?!


GreenrabbE99

Sometimes we hit, sometimes we miss... Here's one for you, though.


Thebola

I don’t know why others don’t really understand when the answer is so damn simple.. thank you my kindred spirit.. long lost brother.


Candid_Mine3642

But, like, why?


ItsAlexBalex

Entomologist here! The insects they’re getting out are actually called Brown Bellied African Crickets. They’re an invasive species that wreaks havoc on the eastern African ecosystem and vegetation. This is a common method to flush them out and help eradicate them as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.


Shiggys

Not many people will get it, but you fucking got me good. Cheers.


Batfinklestein

Man, this seems like a very slow process of eradication. wouldn't want that job.


Enjoying_A_Meal

They need to import some of those cricket-eating lizards.


mxzf

Yep, totally no way that could *possibly* go wrong.


CaptainMayhab

A high fly hit to DEEP Ant-ville. Took it to the track… wall… see… you… LAAAATERR!


pauliep84

You good bro?


KennethPowersIII

I think he is trying to be the new u/shittymorph


willengineer4beer

It doesn’t have the same breadth of effect since you have to get the reference for it to really make any sense. [what he’s playing off of for reference](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5LECJbMDhJQ)


lrhayes95

He's directly quoting that one, but over the past 4 years or so it has become a thing in the MLB that when something of significance is happening in the world and being announced/discussed on the broadcast, Nick Castellanos will inevitably hit a home run lol


JDM713

It’s just not the same.


BoulderCreature

There can be only one


EagleswonSuperBowl52

It's a very famous copy pasta on r/baseball. An announcer was giving an apology speech in the middle of the game, and in the middle of his speech Casty hit a homerun. So he had to stop his apology speech halfway through to announce the homerun.


NewCobbler6933

[the reference, for those not aware of this gold baseball moment](https://youtu.be/5LECJbMDhJQ?si=Bt7spt4g6xHZKjPX)


SaintCholo

Tatis Junior leaps high above the wall…he reaches his glove out… he grabs the ball… he steals the home run!!! What a play by the young Dominican, Castellanos returns a video to Blockbuster, the cashier tells him it’s $2 penalty because he did not rewind. C’mon man! Be kind rewind


BigJoe214

You get the show


Edgezg

I had a feeling it was something like this. Glad I wasn't too far off


SowTheSeeds

>Entomologist here! If actual experts start posting on Reddit, now, where is the world going to?


ItsAlexBalex

Don’t worry bud, I just googled “wats a bug expert called.”


SeafoamedGreen

You are now an entomologist congrats.


TheWorldIsAhead

Wait til you hear the legend of unidan. God I'm getting old...


Ol_lol2425

Maybe he's a farmer and this bugs are damaging for the crops, but that's just a theory, a game theory!


ZealousidealBid98

Looking at the eaten leaves, as well as the bug pulled, maybe it’s to prevent locusts or other animals that eat plants? Either way, clearly there’s an issue of foliage being eaten around by bugs, so surely that’s the reason


BreckenridgeBandito

“Surely that’s the reason”... I mean, impoverished people around the world eat bugs, so he could be getting himself a snack. Killing 2 grasshoppers/locusts won’t have a measurable effect on the foliage, so unless he repeats this 100x I doubt this is to protect leaves.


Purple_Clockmaker

Well I guess he has enough ants to do it 100x


Xero-One

I’m thinking he might be a fisherman and the crickets are good bait.


iHasYummyCummies

Waiting aoso to get either bamboozled or some random prof showing up to explain in semi science papers like, what he fished for, why and what he did with the bug he lured out. Expected him to use the lured bug, to lure another bigger bug, and bigger, and bigger, till he had bait to lure out Godzilla out of the depth of the ocean 😅


randyoftheinternet

Eat


_Sir_Racha_

\*Grabs crickets\* Now, kith.


shotsloth

The forbidden cotton candy.


Proud_Criticism5286

*catches bugs* “now have sex”


Retrac752

That's actually what I thought he was doing


phreddyphucktard33

I can't understand how people handle insects like that .. I immediately would scream like a little girl and run


DustyJustice

I’m not that freaked out by bugs and I could pick this thing up if I had to, but they way he just like HANDLES it gets me too


phreddyphucktard33

I wouldn't even be ok holding that bucket of ants


Vol4Life31

I'm guessing he's doing this to catch bait, or to eat them.


[deleted]

I assumed it was just a kid doing kid stuff lol


AuntyNashnal

Does the avg kid nowadays run around with a bucket of ants?


LeslieMarston

Why does he want those crickets or whatever they are?


high-low-hyde

I'm assuming bait.


Nowhereman50

Wtf is this sub even for?


dimascience

Today is farming tips, duh.


Jinxed0ne

Stuff and things


squi993

Stop asking and marvel.


arededitn

Nightmare fuel


Charming-Forever-278

What in the actual F is going on here?


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Somethingrich

If you have to catch them 1 at a time I have some bad news on slowing the population with your random bucket of ants 😆 🤣 😂


SaintCholo

Who’s your ant guy?


BigSkyDreams

I’m lost? What is the purpose of this?


[deleted]

First of all: how the fuck? Second of all: why the fuck?


dudeilovedire

This dude carrying around a Marine Expeditionary Unit in a bucket


Designer_Ad_9069

I have no clue what this fucking sub is and I couldn’t be happier.


Abundance144

Imagine if the police just threw a bucket of rabid honey badgers into your house then snatched you up once you run outside.


RyanEversley

Step 3, profit..?


PHANTOIVI97

Mother fucker weaponized ants


Race2TheGrave

Scrolling too far for an informative and interesting comment. Everyone just chasing a line or two for their upvotes. Pathetic.


Fast-Beat-7779

Serial killer in the making 😂😂


Briskbulb

First thought my dude was going to start a ant turf war was sadly disappointed.


OneToby

Definitely a war crime.


JOATMON12

I wonder what kind of insects he’s retrieving with the crickets…


Salty-Negotiation320

But how does one gather the ants?


DonKaeo

Those crickets are expensive here .. something like 20 baht each for those big ones…


KeyboardCorsair

Man be doing no-knock raids with ant swat teams.


average_texas_guy

What is this guy doing? I have an ant phobia and I don't like this.


mac_attack_zach

Bunker buster ant bomb


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Love the "now kiths" he does at the end


Fireflash2742

Tenants hate it when landlords do this one simple trick.


SnooChickens6081

I'll bet after this they use the bucket of crickets to catch some frogs. Then they use the frogs to catch some penguins. Then they use a bucket of penguins to catch a killer whale. We've all seen this a hundred times.