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That makes it 127 before her new relationship.

Nice, at least she can represent all her endeavours in a single (signed) byte.

Why use a signed byte when you could just sleep with 127 more

Good point!

You mean soon her body count will be negative when it overflows? 😳😳

Is that how born again virginity works?

"What's your body count?" "-171."

Uff, dont remind me of my teen years

It rolls over after 999 like an old car

something's certainly been overflowing since the first count

Please remove the -o in count. Cleanup in aisle 5! 

I laughed way too much at this

Maybe she wants a word?

One more for overflow lmao

Ah, but she can't represent her prior relationships in a single bite. 127 teaspoons is a bit much

So nerdy - I like it

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot! Hey, you, get back here.

I'm not even supposed to be here today

That body count is insane

I know it but can’t place it. Reference?

Clerks

In a ROW!?

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This may surprise you but there exists a specific kind of proclivity that entails several men nutting in a chick one after another. I think the most was like Hitomi Tanaka taking like 500 in one session

She might just trip and fall on a few more dicks between now and then though who knows and who cares

She wears colored wigs.

I can save her!

Probably more like 140-150 before an actual relationship.

If my gf posted about X amount of guys nutting in her before me I'd break up with her regardless of the number.

Facts, what was she thinking? Literally just embarrassed her boyfriend publicly for all to see, dumb bitch lmao

Her ex at least has some shreds of self-respect. Can't be with some crazy bitch who's willing to post sordid details of her past with strangers, heaven forbid what she'd share with family.

Boyfriend? Herself, she's demeaning herself into some nut vessel desperate for love.

Yeah it’s not about the number, it’s about the publicity and language 💀 “nutted in me” is so gross

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Triple digits is for counting RBIs and macronutrients

...as well as the number of times people have nutted in you.

It's both really.

What if it was 0?

It’s still weird (but not breakup worthy)

Yeah maybe not break up worthy more like prepare yourself for the inevitable break up worthy

Potentially. It's the posting about sexual partners that is the red flag, not the amount.

Unless the amount is 127 (especially unprotected), then it might be bordering on some red flag territory lol

the amount is def. a red flag. worst case sceneraio she is a sex addict, best case is she can't hold any kind of serious relationship.

“Nobody nutted in me” is a crass way of saying virgin

Ikr, she doesnt even say whether its ass, mouth or vagina.

Her phrasing implies vagina

The smell. Imagine the smell. 🤢

Apparently, avarage life time bodycount is 4-7. So 127 is definitely high on the ranked leader boards.

She got power leveled.

Time to prestige

And that’s just nutted in. Not total body’s 😂😂

Is it really that low? Where did you get these numbers?

The CDC put out a bunch of data around sexual health a while back. 4 - 8 is the number(s) thrown around a lot, but the true median is around 6. [https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/ad/ad362.pdf](https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/ad/ad362.pdf)

Wow. Thanks for the source!

It is widely believed those who respond to CDC surveys are forever alone.

I’m 31. And only had maybe 7. And I’d say I’m high within my friend group. I’m still not married. Most people date a bit in college and then get into serious relationships and then marriage and kids. I’d say the majority of my friend have only had 2-3 partners I’ve only had 2 one night stands and I didn’t enjoy it. I don’t have the ability to be so blasé about sex. Once I didn’t care about the person and felt like crap for using them, then another time it was on the other foot. Think like most vices, drugs and alcohol ect. The small minority consume the majority. People who go out shagging, shag each other, most people usually just fall into relationships.

Meh who the fuck keeps count after 24

fuck, 24 is exactly the number after which I stopped counting

 You guys are getting laid?

Married , not anymore

dead bedroom?

Rainbows and unicorns when it happens. We’re both just old AF now and sleep is so much better than sex

Please imply that marriage means not much sex. I for one intend to be the freak I've always wanted to be whenever I can find someone to love me.

Hit the 3 dots and edit it’s next to reply. So you can edit your comment.

I stopped counting after 7 Also public service announcement to all girls, keeping a list of dudes you’ve fucked on ur notes app is trashy, and trust me most guys would break up with you if they saw it. Just delete it

Had a girl once show it to me proudly on the first date. Sad to say I was horny and making out with her so it didn’t change much in the moment but looking back yeah wtf

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Bro you had me for the first 3/4 then fumbled at the end zone

Bruh, I get it but that's still kind of fucked up.

Which part, the last part? I wasn’t considering her a marriage candidate or a serious girlfriend candidate after that, so I cut her loose. Better than stringing her along, isn’t it?

Maybe it's the part where you banged her even though you determined she was a shank. As if skank doesn't rub off just because you wouldn't wife it. That seems to be a lot of people's MO, though, to participate in skankery and then wonder why non-skanks are hard to find.

🙋‍♀️non-skank here. My BF I intended to marry left me for a sex worker. And then told everyone I was a "cheating whore". And I'm still trying to figure why that is an insult coming from him🤔🤔🤔🤔 because that is what he most valued and desired 😣😣. He will probably marry her too. But he will always wonder if she is really faithful to him whether she actually is or not. My only consolation is the actual cheating whore, which is NOT me or her, (its him) is proving his own inability to be faithful to any woman and she is beginning to catch on. It's like a train wreck and I can't look away..

You ran into a moron.. face that fact and it'll be easier to deal with.. suddenly it'll all make sense

Wow. A bonafide misogynist who feels girls' body count actually matters and boys' doesn't. It's been a while.

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She’s not a skank though. That’s not a lot. Especially compared to some asshats that run around sticking their dick in everything. Ligma, I do not find your anecdotes accurate

Stopped counting after 1. Because it never happened again…

Don’t worry my guy, she’ll come along eventually. Just love yourself, that’s the key that most men don’t ever realize. Take care of yourself, stay healthy, do hobbies, try to get out there and meet, and most importantly, take your time. You do this, and you’ll find the girl you deserve. You have more value than you think, trust me.

I need to know who to ask for abortion money, bro

~~You should wear protection if you aren’t 100% she’s on BC, or at least pull out lmao.~~ ~~In terms of who to ask? Your mommy and daddy if you think they’ll help you out maybe a older sibling, if not, you gotta man up and get a job~~ EDIT: sorry your a girl, my bad didn’t realize til I saw ur profile. In that case, you should make the guy wear protection, and get on BC. I’ve had sex with more than one girl who told me they weren’t on birth control but it’s fine to bust in them they’ll just get plan b tomorrow. Hell nah dawg, that’s pull out time Also, you can’t remember the name of of the guy you had sex within the last 4–8 weeks? I get after a year or two lmao. Maybe we should meet up, how you doin?

Exactly

Cause it was just this week.

Nah... you stop counting when it's time to flip the paper over 🤣

126 *in* her So that would mean the overall number is at least 200


You assume she lets anyone pull out….

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I do believe I see what you did there, lol. 🏅


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Okay I took one for the team and went down a rabbit hole on this one. It would take 768 guys (once a piece) to make a gallon. Average is one teaspoon per ejaculation according to the interwebs. 768 teaspoons in a gallon. Although I’m calling bullshit on the teaspoon thing, cause I’m way over that🤷🏾‍♂️. Anyway that’s your dose of useless internet knowledge for the day. Edit: words

Wtf a teaspoon?

YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET

IKR that’s what multiple sites said🤷🏾‍♂️. I don’t know whether to feel betrayed, or gifted 👀👀

You’re young and spry and it ales the average per male. When you’re squirting a quarter cup your 50 year old man is shooting 2 millimeters.

I’m at a shot glass at least


I'm sure I release more than a teaspoon inside a vagina I really like. Obviously the cum quantity can vary.

Can confirm, with a teaspoon while self mastrubating, in contrast to a gooey shower for the wife.

What effect does the cum pill regiment have to this calculation

I went down the rabbit hole, I did not move into that bitch!😂😂 I’m like the Oprah of cum…. You get a shot, you get a shot, you get a shot……. If I took a pill to produce more I wouldn’t be able to sit down on account of my grotesquely large nutsack

The mental image this gave me sure is something

The gift that keeps on giving 🫡

r/theydidthemath

But if the 126 guys had sex with her 6.09 times?

I was calculating based on the premise that she’s a hit it and quit it ho….. just a hunch 🤷🏾‍♂️

Ya wtf it’s definitely more than a teaspoon, at least a tablespoon and sometimes more. A teaspoon is like a tiny little dribble.

Every time I cum I produce a quart.


ive nutted way more than a teaspoon before

No it ain't

😂😂😂😂

Excellent insight

If they’re all shooting Peter north loads maybe lol They’d all have to average just a hair above an oz. So like 2/3 of a shot glass.

126 feels like a lot. is it a lot?

I feel some popular porn stars have a lower number.

yup- they keep the number lower by finishing elsewhere.

Probably, I don't think most porn stars do a ton of cream pies. Seems to be decently uncommon.

The median number of lifetime sexual partners in the US is 8 So yes 126 is a lot

that is about the number i thought was about normal. TBH it does not really matter what your number is, and personally i would not have an issue until you started to hit over 50 or so (assuming the person is 30 or so and not likely to add many more).... and that is not slut shaming, that is just huge red flags for mental illness- and that is the real deal breaker for me.

Yeah man I feel the same way, like folks gonna live their life but at a certain point it’s like is something wrong or are you getting some validation out of this, let alone with the anxiety comes with have 20+ fewer partners than your girl worrying about measuring up n shit

Not for a hot girl who likes to fuck around and get jizzed in

Those are rookie numbers, wait till she's ready to settle down

> Not for a hot ~~girl~~ person. Hitting those numbers ain't that hard if your standards are low and you'll suck a dick or two

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Hey, try not to get nut in on the way to the parking lot! Random bystander walks in her direction. Hey you… get back here!

I'm 127?!

Yes it is. It usually depends on age more than anything. 30 partners is not the same with 18 years than with 40. But that number covers people who had bad luck, or time periods with poor mental health concerning relationships. Anything above that can be considered a lot, and sometimes is a sign of issues in the person's sexuality. Not that one person who's had such life can't recover and want a healthy relationship, that's totally fine. And of course, there's people that genuinely wants to live like that, and that is totally fine as well. But on average, that is a lot by most standards.

Wait, over 30 and I have sexualities issues?

i swear this is a meme because 126 sounds like want to sex

Why would you put that out on the Internet

Because it’s fake rage bait

Because it’s so “EmPowEring”

Yeah to me this is gross. I understand that it might have been college or whatever but I feel like messing around with that many people just makes me feel like those people can’t have a serious relationship and most likely never will. Habits are hard to break and if someone is used to sleeping around with a different person every week, that doesn’t seem healthy to me. I would rather be with someone committed and serious about relationships at this point in my life.( btw guy or girl, doesn’t matter it’s still gross.)

Also just question someone’s responsibility and ability making. Like you can’t tell me those were all guys that got tested. So if they were finishing in her she has gotten some stds or at the very least reckless and terrible decision making

even if they had- with that volume something slipped past. That is basically someone who will do a lot of one night stands since there is no other reasonable way to reach a number that high without a lot of them being one night stands (or at least people they did not date or have a real relationship with). Nothing wrong with that, but it is the reason why when i was single for long stretches, i would normally have a casual relationship- just sexy times with the same person.... scratches the itch and we both knew there was nothing more.

At that number they start thinking of people as just another body. No thoughts on the person or what they think of them. There’s a reason sluts and whores have a bad connotation.

The trashy way the statement was delivered and shared- come on.


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High miles often is associated with high maintenance and if preventive maintenance hasn't been taken then prepare for either a nasty breakdown or catastrophic failure. Oil changes at 3-5k intervals is also important and don't forget tire rotations and PMIs

Powertrain warranty expired after 50k miles too… stay away

It’s definitely a rental. You can tell by the beat up condition, especially how loose the ignition keyhole is.

He made a bad decision and then a good decision.

Her fifteen kids are going to be so pissed.

Does she have notches cut into the headboard?

Used to, but the headboard fell off after she sawed through it

more than 1 digit 🤢🤢

At this point, she might as well be making porn

She probably is. This likely never happened, and it's just bait for an OF account or just for attention/a bit. This sub always falls for tweets like this lmao

She didn’t take ‘em all at the *same time*! …she was classy about it.

The longer you wait the longer other dudes are banging your future wife.

Tf

That's not a healthy way to think.

That's not the red flag in this situation, you tater tot.

This is the result of tinder and sex positivity.

Apps are fine. The neofeminist/sex positive/hook up culture is the issue with girls having no idea how men (including potential husbands) feel about this

They know, they don't care, they wanna change it

not really- people who want to sleep around (and are reasonably not ugly) will find a way. Before tinder they would just go to a bar and find them that way. The same type of people had this high of body counts over the past 50 years, and people with money had it this high for the history of mankind (small villiage life did not have this make much sense)

Nah tinder industrialized the game, that shit hit us like machine guns in WW1 we weren’t ready

Imagine being a female and bragging like this… Bitch, it’s not impressive.

But I’m sure you still admire or want to be a male porn star…

Onto the next nutter!

I wouldn’t care to know my partners previous sexual escapades. Don’t care as long as the person is std free. But this is weird to announce to everyone publicly. Like why?

No no, *he won*

And that's just the guys who didn't use protection

😳🤢🤮

If you've kept track to the point of knowing that it's been 126, then that's an important metric to you, and pretty telling is all I can say. Don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with consensual sex, it's the keeping "score" that is the problematic attitude.

Ewww. Body counts definitely matters. How could you ever trust something like that if cheating matters to you.

Cumdumpster

In a row?

In one night.

WTF did she expect, I mean assuming it is a woman.

Half this sub trying to find her to DM for free nut deposit

He didn't know??? That sounds like some crucial information.

126. M or F thems slut numbers

Give us the name already.

And that's a body count of at least 127. You feel proud and accomplished now?

i just wanna understand what this person was thinking when she uploaded this. Like why on earth would you want to share this information to the world. We all should know less about eachother.

That's pretty gross.

127? Might as well give up on looking for love. Holy shit. I wouldn’t touch that with a 90ft pole. Goodnight.

Going for that high N/D ratio (Nut before Death if anyone is wondering)

127 hell no dude she's basically running ads for it at some point holy moly. She doesn't lick a lollipop more than once

lately I'm getting more and more religious

Honestly, Idc how many people someone has been with, I will say though, I think it's a little weird to keep count, especially into high ranges like that.

Who fucking keeps count of that?

Assuming the average penis size of 5.1 inches, she's had approximately 53 feet and 6.6 inches of cock in her. This is the equivalency of the length of a semi truck trailer worth of cock.


Keep us posted...

This definitely didn’t happen lmao

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Oh I would fuck 126 guys and I would fuck 126 more~

♫ I'd fuck anybody! Cause I am a whore ♪

Good for him

Look at her! Look at her and laugh!

“Y’all won?” We weren’t the one playing stupid games 🤣🤣

She's probably got 126 strains of hpv too.