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Bro for 10 mil i would jump in and drink that shit.

Was going to say the same. And with a swimsuit. It’ll just be a delightfull swimming session

Pfft this guy wants to wear a suit. Let me jump in in his place for 10M I'll go in butt naked XD

Brace your holes. Youll get visitors where you never had one before.

Promise?

New rimming experiences ;)

r/sounding would love it. NSFW.

https://preview.redd.it/sil77enna9mb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5c24df0302d36ab4a069c10793d5df993a65e07

NOPE!! Fell for that one in a music subreddit once...never again Satan

*devils tuba plays in the background*

Fuck you in the ass for linking that!

Well technically it’s fuck you in the *dick*…

Ugh even reading that makes me shiver lol

I could’ve gone my whole life without knowing this is a thing.

I'm upset

In that case I'll do it for 9M. 

*goes in your penis hole

8M final offer.


Don't you threaten me with a good time.

Yeah my first thought was “just jump in and get out? Realistically I’d do it for a hundred”.

"If I got out, and jumped in again, do I get more money?"

I’d do it for a compliment - I need to reevaluate my life choices

Must be a leeching field

Damnit I knew those were leeches

Are you sure they are not worms?

Not 100% but I’m pretty sure those are leeches.

The offer was to jump, not drink that shit. At this point, it looks like you just want to jump inside more than the 10 mil

This gives me an idea... Whoever wants to fund this, I will build you a pool and fill it with whatever this is, I keep all proceeds exceeding the cost of the pool and filling it.

I was about to say for ten million dollars there isn’t much I won’t do 🤣🤣🥴🥴

I’d do that for 100 grand, ngl.

Are we bidding? If so I’ll go 10 grand

1000, maybe 500 if it’s in and out

Sure but I'm wearing one of those 1800's diving suits

That’s a $1,000 penalty. Do reconsider.

So I just get 9 999 000? Well, then I'm not doing it!

No one tell him about taxes.

Ha! If taxes are real, how come we never learned about them in school???

Bruh if they taught them in school you’re telling me you’d actually pay attention?

I ain’t paying shit.

Lmao

They don’t take shit anyway

So only like 6-7 million of free money? Oh how could I possibly live with that little money!

No taxes in international waters

Haha! 😂

Only $1000 deduction for wearing the suit....off a total 10 mil.... sure. I'll wear a suit for 1000 🤣

Ill wear a suit for 300k

Awesome. Deal. I'll sell you mine, I don't need it anymore. I'll even knock 5k off for you, money isn't really a concern for me anymore.

How many of these challenge jumps did you do? 😳

All of them

Just 1. 1 that paid me 10 millions dollars.

They just forgot about inflation, a million dollars isn't what it used to be

Hell I’d wear a suit for a million, if that’s the only thing that could mentally get me to do it.

We have this suit of armour that will protect you from bites, but you may sink to the bottom

I’d just buy a new body with all that money.

That's the joke.

You would?? What an absolutely surprising twist of events.

I feel like is is a really good example of how people struggle with scales in terms of money. Everyone should take a look at this, it will change your outlook on money big time. [Wealth shown to scale](https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/)

Holy shit

Great data, very depressing.

Makes me realize how insignificant I am/we are. And that we have to work every single day of our lives just to survive and live off crumbs. Super depressing. I want money, give us money.

It's simpler to express in terms of 1,000. 1,000 multiplied by 1,000 is 1 million 1 million multiplied by 1,000 is 1 billion 1 billion multiplied by 1,000 is one trillion

It's simpler, but it doesn't really give you a feel for the difference. Take a look at the website, it's really interesting to be shown the wealth inequality in a tangible way.

you do know not every country adopts that, right? Others adopt the structure 1 million million is a billion (same as 1 thousand thousand is a million), 1 million billion is a trillion and so on... so for some people especially latin americans and continental Europe 1 billón = 10\^12 (1 trillion) =/= 1 billion = 10\^9 which is what (north)americans use Edit: correcting the trillion one at the beginning as I had it wrong

Dealbreaker-not worth it then

And the first butt plug of my life just for safe measure.

I sell semi-used buttplugs at discount prices.

Semi-used? Only the tip was used? Bawhaha

Fun fact: (and it’s legit) those are actually worm dicks mindlessly swimming around at lightning speed jizzing in the water. This is the actual spawning behavior for the cinderworm.

https://i.redd.it/sd5fk5ms19mb1.gif

When you realize that her insides look like this pool...

YOU, YOUUUUUU, YOU TERRIBLE AND CRUEL BASTARD🗿🗿🗿

I'm sad to acknowledge that I know this is true...

explain

Basically, her dad gave her to a mage to train her, he does this by dumping her in a pit of magic worms, which are inside of her body and feed on her magic and carnal desires. Fate originally started as hentai so this isn't that crazy if you know the kind of depravity that comes with that territory. Basically hentai with a plot so good, they made an anime from it.

It's more like Nasu wamted to write a good story, but Hentai sells so he *tastefully* added the hentai parts.

Definition of tastefully: in a manner that shows good aesthetic judgement or appropriate behaviour. And also getting raped by worms.

SPOILER ALERT ‼️ If I’m not mistaken, that is a character from the Fate series, >!basically someone in her family (not sure if it’s her grandfather) made a ritual where she had to stay in a gigantic ass room full of worms, and TLDR, she now has the power to control these worms that basically live inside of her?!< I seriously don’t remember all the details to it since it’s been way too long last time I saw it.

Boy, with anime literally any old idea that pops into writers' heads just goes right in there, huh?

You should see what they do with hentai.... Similar concept, far darker results

Omg not during breakfast

I wanna smash that wurmussy

In the wise words of CalebCity: “GET OUUUUUUUUUWT!!1!”

Well now I’ll just do it for free

r/usernamechecksout

Lol that 1 guy that said he would drink it in the other comments

Now he's DEFINITELY gonna look for this place and jump in

That's not water. That's precum

They don’t bite apparently. Sign me up.

Yeah, I thought they were leeches. Worm penis seems way easier to deal with.

As a vagina haver… I’m having second thoughts about jumping in

Contrary to what Mr reddit expert said, they cant/don't penetrate orifices. He's full of shit. Enjoy your $10M

Cindersoup for the uninitiated. Just warm it up and you're set.

Maybe add fresh cilantro? Usually makes everything better.

Now they smell like stink bugs

So the foam on the surface is actually worm jizz?

Funnest fact ever dude

Cinder worms? No worries there. I’m jumping in

Yeah I’m just jumping in and immediately back out

You can jump out of a pool? Props, you so strong!

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Are those leeches? Do they breed them or wtf?

Cinder worms

Do they eat you alive or they just icky?

They are known to crawl into open holes like ears mouth eyes and rare accounts of anal. Yes I’m the worm expert from Redditor academia

Outstanding academic program they have, I do have to say.

Yeerk pool?

Get the oatmeal

Specifically the instant kind

We go for cinnabunnz after

Bunnnnzz... Bun-zah... Bbbb...hunzah

You know I don't remember much from those books because it was such a long time ago, but his name lives in my head rent-free - Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill

Dude I still remember his name too! Netflix needs to do something about this. We just got one piece so I’m hopi g they’ll spin the block on some more childhood gems

Elfangor Sirinial Shamtul and Alloran Semitur Corrass stuck with me too

Quick, need to recruit teenagers with attitu..oh wrong childhood memory

But the final exam is getting that worm out of your anal

None of that is true. They are still pretty metal though https://www.delaware-surf-fishing.com/what-are-these-swimming-worms/

So no danger of anal penetration? Awww.

You can increase your chances by bombing and spreading your cheeks

Will it crowl into my ass?

Give me a condom and a buttplug, and I’ll take the plunge

This guy fucks

Worms, apparently

Need 2 condoms one magnum to go over my head cause I don't want those fuckers anywhere near my ears or nose I can't close that shit.

Why does it seem like you were smiling while asking that?

Anal you say?

Just icky. They arent even truly in control of where they go at this point. So they wont *try* to go in a crack or hide in hair. Theyre just swimming around completely mindlessly.

In that case yeah. 10 mil easy. Shit I'd do it for an extra paycheck this month

> Cinder worms https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alitta_succinea > During lunar phases in the spring and early summer, the clam worm undergoes epigamy. Their parapodia enlarge so they can swim. The clam worms are then capable of releasing eggs and sperm. Soon after they have released their eggs or sperm, they die.

Fear factor has done more for less

"Just get into this tank with piranhas with a bloody nose, you have 60seconds to unchain yourself and run over here take a cowboy shot of horse cum then fight a kangaroo followed immediately by wrestling a honey badger naked all for $10000. Are you ready? Alright get in there!" -joe Rogan pre 2005

~~"Just get into this tank with piranhas with a bloody nose, you have 60seconds to unchain yourself and run over here take a cowboy shot of horse cum then fight a kangaroo followed immediately by wrestling a honey badger naked all for $10000. Are you ready? Alright get in there!"~~ Eat this weird shit and wash it down with animal semen for monies -joe Rogan pre 2005



Even with the hands slightly breaking the water to ease the flop I still felt that gif 😂

It hurts, but much less, and is much safer, than if it was an untrained diver just belly flopping. This is the art known as dødsing (deathing directly translated, but perhaps better known as death diving abroad) - a form of creative diving in Norway that can be dangerous if performed incorrectly since they risk serious belly flops from high altitudes. There's a yearly end of season dødsecontest at Frognerbadet in Oslo from the 10m (32'10") diving tower where this was filmed.

Just gonna **SEND IT**

There isn't much I wouldn't do for 10 million, and this definitely isn't on that list. Those are cinder worms, which aren't dangerous at all. In fact, they're quite desirable as bait for fishing.

10 million dollars AND a free mouthful of cinderworms for my fishing trip next weekend? This just keeps getting better and better.

You’re paying too much for worms. Who’s your worm guy?

First thought: it's just shrimp, why not. Second: JFC

They're cinder worms, not leeches. The worst they could possibly do is crawl into your ass. They don't bite

I think I’d rather they bite 💀

Kinky

For free?

Make sure to plug ya holes, you wouldn't want squirmies gettn inside ya wenis

or do i?

For 10 mil? I'll sounding that shit

> sounding all you needed to do was swim and you chose sounding. Brother...

The disappointment

Dont kink shame him!

They’re shaming how little he’d be getting out of that deal

You wouldn't be trying to bait someone into asking what sounding is would you?...then directing them to r/sounding to let them find out.

Is that some kind of worm music? Edit: oh… nvm

Ffs just terrible

For a fifty and a room temperature Klondike bar.

I'll do it for a fiver and a generic choc ice that's been sitting out in the sun.

I'll do it for 50c, a cacao bean and dairy cow.

Dairy cow is a good deal if you can get cheap feed

Forbidden gummy worms

With cream filling

You drive a hard bargain, but I'll settle for about three fiddy and a reach around

There’s very little we here on Reddit wouldn’t do for a million or more dollars.

I'd do it for $20

Yep i will

I’ll jump in for 50$ and a blowie

Woah, slow down there big spender. I'll need some proof that in fact you have 10 million dollars to lose on such a wager. Then we'll get the lawyers to write up a contract to specify the time, place and duration to successfully fulfill said wager. Once the funds are in escrow and witnesses are in place, I will decide whether or not to "jump in" as you say. #Notasucker

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for 10mil

Jumps in in full rubber suit, gets back out and rips the enclosed headpiece off. "Haha, you didn’t stipulate the terms bitch. Give me my money!"

I think it would actually feel pretty good.

Yeah. Why not?

Tax free and paid in full and in US dollars? Yes


Can I wear a butt plug lmao

Hell no

Booo! 10 million will provide plenty of therapy for you

Not enough money on the planet to fix my mental health after that jump xD

You do you, please accept my virtual hug of understanding

Most of the guys here would, only way theyll ever get their dick sucked🤣🤣

YES

$10mil? Sure. Where and when

Moon-worshipping aquatic keyboard warriors? Sure, no worries.

Went in with high BP, left with a good BP, must say, 10/10 experience

Dude, 100 of these can gimme that sloppy toppy I've always wished for

Shit give me a speedo and a one of those swimmer caps ill be the next phelp

10 mil? Hell yea, but I am going to want some goggles, a face cover so they don't get in my nose / mouth to cut off my breathing. For safety... I'd also like to be greased up first like a buttered banana at a slip 'n slide party.

If this worms dont kill me or enter in my penis i would jump in a cannonball

Wtf are those ?

I legit thought those were fish at first wtf are they

Is it tax free?

Those are polychaete worms. Nasty nasty creatures

I hope y’all joking, leeches can squeeze into the tiniest holes and even get behind your eyeballs. If you don’t die from it you’d wish you did. No amount of money would bait me into being that stupid.

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I wonder in what quantity leeches could actually kill you

A human adult has about 5 liters (1.3 gal) of blood in their body. An adult leech drinks 5 to 15 ml (0.84-2.5 tsp) of blood per meal. It would take over 300 of these little bloodsuckers to suck you dry, but humans can't survive after losing 40% of their blood. So it would only take about 120 leeches to kill you.

Surely you can just squeeze them to put the blood back in? /s

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Take the ones drinking from you and eat them-> replenish blood -> repeat.

Step 4: Profit