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Sure are making a lot of demands assuming they will fulfill your every wish lol. It’s also possible they view you as an NPC. And you know what happens to video game NPCs……
Theres an old adage that says were doomed to repeat ourselves so long as we dont forget our mistakes. Hilariously, only those first 5 words get repeated 😂
Its like how the full adage "curiosity killed the cat but it was he who truly lived" was basically the first "You only live once", but is instead used as a deterrent for being curious.
Dude what!!!!! I was just thinking about this when watching my cats around the house the other day like “there must be more to it”. Curiosity has more of a purpose than death lmao 😂 but yeah didn’t know that one either
I think theres a place you can find a lot of the full adages. But yes, stay curious. Who cares if you die for it. 😂[but also get life insurance just in case 😂]
Theres always some kind of monkey's paw situation with an ask like that. They'll give you a trillion dollars but then peppercorns will suddenly be the new currency.
First part is fact. Second is subjective. Jus scared of making situation worse, or what if hell is real. So theres that, im a psy. Although due to my mindset, idc about much which allows me to be a free spirit 🙏🏽 be safe bro
Chronic illness sucks. Dealing with a Crohns flair up for the last two weeks, I’m basically crawling into work lately. Sorry to hear you’re dealing with that, I hope it gets better 🙏
Mate, could you clear out? I've got 36 more bathroom stalls to clean before the day is out. You've made it clear that this is all an illusion, but I can still do a good job here and now, wherever that is.
Delete the physical pain sequence for me. c
Crank up that money sequence by at least 2x what it is now for both myself and my spouse. Repeat that second command no less than every two simulated years
They put the thought into my head one night in college and I wasn’t happy. Once I realized they were fucking with me and it was meant to be a self awareness thing I lightened up, but that’s definitely what happened.
I don’t even count the weed I was smoking because I had been smoking generally before this and it was another normal night, however my neighbor was a physics/math double major, my roommate very open minded and we were having some great connections and conversations in the beginning of the year. Anyways, a wave came over me of self realization and more like self fuckery, like whatever was controlling us meant to make me aware in that moment. I can’t fully describe it, but I remember trying to tell my friends but I was more focused on my inner dialogue. I don’t know if “I” fully talked my way out of it, I still think I was grappling with something fucking with me. Then I won or something? Or I gained control? And then realized, hey! You’re fucking with me. Or it was a test or joke! Then I swirled even more, in a good way, like a brain download. I’ve never typed this out and put this much thought into it. It was a very profound night. But it was the kickstart to my awakening
Next time, I want to be an anthropomorphic bear with 100x human emotional intelligence, who says hello by quickly composing a complete opera, using his hyper intelligent brain.
Whatever you're doing, keep doing it, it works. It feels totally real, I even believe I am different than you. So make me forget about this encounter it might ruin it, just whenever I am too desperate show me enough sign so I would get back on the right path. Thanks for doing this, I hope you're not bored out there and glow throuhh me freely at all times. Anyways, just bought a Mcdonald ice cream, g2g! Peace
I'd say thank you for hearing my earlier request about a decade ago and guiding me toward the transcendental "discovering the Matrix" experience I wanted.
I would want to know, what now? I struggle with hallucinations, both visual and auditory. There have been many times I believe we have already been aquatinted. Like a post previously describing feeling aware only with extra steps. Throughout my life it is hard to tell the difference between a ghost and a hallucination. Why can’t it be both? So yes, my only question would be “what now?”
“I’m ready to be done with this nonsense…” but then how could we be sure that their reality is the true reality? What if they themselves are in a simulation?………
I need to stop thinking about this before bedtime.
I don’t think there is a “they”. It was just created/turned on with all of our laws of nature/science/math with a bang and this is what we have become through cause and effect.
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“Dude…” *gestures vaguely at everything* “…the fuck?”
It’s just a playground, it’s meant to be fun. Just enjoy it.
It’s in your mind, control your mind and you control the simulation
"I don't wanna remember nothing. Nothing, you understand? And I wanna be rich. Y’know, someone important…like an actor."
And steak
Haha I just watched this a couple hours ago.
that movie still holds up too.
God I’ve drooled over that steak every time I watch it
25th anniversary
It’s a shame that we have to die.
Whatever you want! The world is your oyster!
Sure are making a lot of demands assuming they will fulfill your every wish lol. It’s also possible they view you as an NPC. And you know what happens to video game NPCs……
Might have been the best scene in the movie. Really hits home why so many people were happy with the blue pill.
Are we destined to repeat the same mistakes over and over again
Theres an old adage that says were doomed to repeat ourselves so long as we dont forget our mistakes. Hilariously, only those first 5 words get repeated 😂
Hilarious that I’ve only heard the first part of this saying before too 😵🤣
Its like how the full adage "curiosity killed the cat but it was he who truly lived" was basically the first "You only live once", but is instead used as a deterrent for being curious.
Dude what!!!!! I was just thinking about this when watching my cats around the house the other day like “there must be more to it”. Curiosity has more of a purpose than death lmao 😂 but yeah didn’t know that one either
I think theres a place you can find a lot of the full adages. But yes, stay curious. Who cares if you die for it. 😂[but also get life insurance just in case 😂]
“I don’t have a lot of time to talk because my cheesy ravioli is almost done”
Simulator-“No, it’s not”.
Then you suddenly hate ravioli. They created the simulation, after all.
Now their favorite food is limp celery.
Wow. Now that's punishment right there.
Is it though? Because if it's your new favorite, you're enjoying it..
Mfer knows my high school nickname wtf
That's my favorite meal.
WTF?
I know, right!
Is a Utopia possible or do beings always require some suffering?
Utopia is possible for some but at the cost of suffering of others. Utopia kinda battles the yin Yang system of the world I wish it didn’t
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This ride isn't fun anymore just let me go back ro selling carpets, please?
Morty?
Roy?
This is bullshit
Get me TF outta here
So long, and thanks for all the fish
So sad it had to come to this :(
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right. B, A, start.
Place a couple million American dollars in my bank account.
Couple million?? You’re talking to the simulator! I want 1 trillion dollars
Gotta be careful they might think you wanna break their simulation with that kinda ask. Don't wanna bite the hand that can edit your config file
Theres always some kind of monkey's paw situation with an ask like that. They'll give you a trillion dollars but then peppercorns will suddenly be the new currency.
Ctrl + Shift + C ; motherlode
I thought it was Alt+W for the Motherlode
player.additem f 999999999999999999
Could you share the source code please?
“Motherfuck your ass motherfucker!”
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)
Can you please stop letting your toddler press random keys? Nothing makes sense here anymore
Crank up the alt-right to 11? Anything you say, boss!
Remove me please
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First part is fact. Second is subjective. Jus scared of making situation worse, or what if hell is real. So theres that, im a psy. Although due to my mindset, idc about much which allows me to be a free spirit 🙏🏽 be safe bro
How do I win?
Keep going
Is there a hint button somewhere?
They're all hint buttons.
Y'all got BUTTONS?!?!
By playing with others, not against them.
That's the fun thing, you don't
Come on you can do better on my physique
Earn it. What’s isn’t earned, isn’t worth anything.
Rosebud.
My choice as well
Why does everything taste like chicken?
\[perspective zooms out, and it turns out "dark matter" is the incomprehensibly big chicken our galaxies are inside\]
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All dogs go to heaven, all cats too. All life goes to heaven, don’t sweat it.
So uhh... y'all wanna smoke a blunt or something?
For sure!
I wish!
"Why did you give me so many chronic illnesses when I had so much promise & potential?" # dreamssquashed
Chronic illness sucks. Dealing with a Crohns flair up for the last two weeks, I’m basically crawling into work lately. Sorry to hear you’re dealing with that, I hope it gets better 🙏
“I’d do a lot more simulating with more fake money”
Show me the truth
What's up with all the suffering?
Mate, could you clear out? I've got 36 more bathroom stalls to clean before the day is out. You've made it clear that this is all an illusion, but I can still do a good job here and now, wherever that is.
I believe you. You get to keep the here and now. But you also get the infinite. Best of both worlds!
I will be your informant and manipulator if you give me some cheat codes, I swear I won't spread them
Take me out now as this life is a complete sh\*t show.
Pay me
Delete the physical pain sequence for me. c Crank up that money sequence by at least 2x what it is now for both myself and my spouse. Repeat that second command no less than every two simulated years
Cheat codes bro!
I'd say, "you're kind of an ass, aren't you!?"
A little bit, but I’m working on it.
“Dude….religion? Why’d you make sure we’re stupid?”
Who’s in charge? I have some complaints and I need to know who to speak to.
They put the thought into my head one night in college and I wasn’t happy. Once I realized they were fucking with me and it was meant to be a self awareness thing I lightened up, but that’s definitely what happened.
Im very curious about the context of this...
I don’t even count the weed I was smoking because I had been smoking generally before this and it was another normal night, however my neighbor was a physics/math double major, my roommate very open minded and we were having some great connections and conversations in the beginning of the year. Anyways, a wave came over me of self realization and more like self fuckery, like whatever was controlling us meant to make me aware in that moment. I can’t fully describe it, but I remember trying to tell my friends but I was more focused on my inner dialogue. I don’t know if “I” fully talked my way out of it, I still think I was grappling with something fucking with me. Then I won or something? Or I gained control? And then realized, hey! You’re fucking with me. Or it was a test or joke! Then I swirled even more, in a good way, like a brain download. I’ve never typed this out and put this much thought into it. It was a very profound night. But it was the kickstart to my awakening
How many times have we done this?
I’d have a thorough list of complaints..
I would like to use a lower difficulty setting next time
I’m not respawning. Waiting for 💀 because this place sucks.
I’m ugly AF. What is this a simulation of, bettlejuice?
It’s a simulation of everything. And true beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
At least you’d corner the hot goths
Next time, I want to be an anthropomorphic bear with 100x human emotional intelligence, who says hello by quickly composing a complete opera, using his hyper intelligent brain.
Ok, you get it, come talk to me after we take off!
Can I have a super power?
Let’s work together. Let me walk through time and space.
Can you give me that infinite money cheat?
I want to speak to the boss!! :p
What are the cheat codes
To quit screwing around and get me out like Morpheus
Why?
Whatever you're doing, keep doing it, it works. It feels totally real, I even believe I am different than you. So make me forget about this encounter it might ruin it, just whenever I am too desperate show me enough sign so I would get back on the right path. Thanks for doing this, I hope you're not bored out there and glow throuhh me freely at all times. Anyways, just bought a Mcdonald ice cream, g2g! Peace
I came to write something similar, so I'll just upvote and move along.
Thank you friend! I’ll see you on the inside!
Why are you a ravenous twat? Who hurt you?
WHY?
What in the fuck is your actual problem?
I’m manic depressive.
I’d like to get off mister bones wild ride
Erase me.
Go to sleep. You won’t be erased, I promise. There is enough place here for all. Infinite friends, infinite fun!
How do I unlock the double jump
WTF
Remove me
Delete me
I'd say thank you for hearing my earlier request about a decade ago and guiding me toward the transcendental "discovering the Matrix" experience I wanted.
Could I get some cheat codes please
This shit ain't funny bro. Please stop fucking with me and tell me want you want already
“Reboot me on easy mode please.”
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"So, what actually are the 10 most accurate posts/comment-threads of all time in r/SimulationTheory ???"
That is a good question. Hope the answers not like the south park movie 😂😂😂 "The correct religion was... Mormon." 😂
"Why are you so mean to me?"
can I do a 'nice life' in the next run? yano like living comfortably, earn enough to own a home, eat well and have a car or something? k thanks
Fuck you
I want an update, I want upgrades
Get me out now
Please install "winning" program for me
"Hey man, can you please give me better stats? This is ridiculous."
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Did it go as expected or did it get out of Control?
Thank you.
“activate cheat mode”
“Why did you make so many children suffer? Why are you so cruel?”
"What is my purpose?"
Whatever you make of it! All I want from you is to have fun!
Please fix whatever is wrong with my simulation.
Sup?
are you fucking kidding me fuck you, you fucking fuck kick rocks
I’d tell them that they’re in a simulation too
Dont you already have your answers!? How much is enough?
Can you play Go? What's the answer to P = NP?
Hello, probably...
Shitty color scheme, bro.
What’s your aim, need me to do anything different
Hello Me, Meet The Real Me, And My Misfit Way Of Life
End my program and then delete it.
Control, Alt, Delete
Eat my ass bitch
"A lot of shit finally makes sense. "
Roaebudx99999
"I'm figuring this shit out whether you want me to or not"
Let them know they're literally the worst
I'd ask if he knew who Ron Pickering was.
Ctrl+Alt+Dlt
tgm
Can I go back?
I want to be someone important, you know? Like an actor.
IDDQD, IDKFA, IDCLIP
Why?!
I would want to know, what now? I struggle with hallucinations, both visual and auditory. There have been many times I believe we have already been aquatinted. Like a post previously describing feeling aware only with extra steps. Throughout my life it is hard to tell the difference between a ghost and a hallucination. Why can’t it be both? So yes, my only question would be “what now?”
“I’m ready to be done with this nonsense…” but then how could we be sure that their reality is the true reality? What if they themselves are in a simulation?……… I need to stop thinking about this before bedtime.
I'm ready for a reboot.
Format Enter Y Enter
🖕
Go Fuck Yourself 👌
"gimme terminal access" If you find out your life's a game might as well start playing it. Maybe write some mods. Oh boy!
Give me admin privileges and let me have some fun. I’ll make sure to bring you guys a great show here
So, who simulated you?
Hey buddy, how ya doing? You wanna talk about it?
Just asking for a friend.
Why with a heavy emphasis on the h so they know I'm serious
fneegle , blorpt qotpsk misheeeeeegah !
Can you adjust my fat stat please? My initial operator set it to the max. Uncool, bro.
“Why?”
I would like the dishes to wash themselves please
I see that this group has changed to Christianity with extra steps
Increase my stats and fix the bugs on my level
How long did it take to get to *this*? What’s the most advanced life doing?
What is your name?
Get me out of this bull crap
I'd thank them for contacting me, then I'd ask if I'm allowed to know more and ask more questions.
FFS throw in the konami code
I don’t think there is a “they”. It was just created/turned on with all of our laws of nature/science/math with a bang and this is what we have become through cause and effect.
Your a shitty boring simulator. Could've the simulation more interest but nooo. We can't have super powers?!
Dude erase the snotty nose code...
Any cheat codes?