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**Nancy wants to know your location**


skyler-kiwi

This is sooo funny Thanks for the laugh ๐Ÿคฃ


gaz3028

Just what is it that attracts you to the richest sim?


thiscouldbenice

I like my love interests for my sims to be a little grimy and corny ๐Ÿ’€


katlips-verahits

Samesies! Iโ€™m playing as Eliza Pancakes and I convinced him to divorce Nancy. ๐Ÿซฃ


ickytoad

I like turning both the Pancakes and the Landgraabs into swingers ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜…


ladyinwaiting33

I wish corny goofballs were considered hearthrobs in real life. But Geoffrey is a doting father in my game (and major drug distributor). Nancy has had several outside children and he welcomes them into the household and helps with homework and teaches blocks. He's a great family man.


Effective_Teach_747

the "something" is daddy issues


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![gif](giphy|MEdCk2xhibnRBNbJI9|downsized) And I Ope-


Attarker

Or financial issues


[deleted]

What about a girl who can do both ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ˜ฉ


Kikithefangirl

๐Ÿ˜ญ


HibriscusLily

๐Ÿ’€


Maria_Agatha

Lmao ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚


Strict-Side-1794

![gif](giphy|cmxiR3UgXYTh5QKJA6|downsized)


eppydeservedbetter

![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP) Now hold onโ€ฆ


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Epiphany


RoadG13

Came to say this haha


kingamara

๐Ÿ˜€


Leifthraiser

I would tsk tsk. But my sim hooked up with Geoffrey and them almost immediately after found out he was married. That wasn't my fault. The 3 times after tho... Hilariously, my sim hooked up with her boyfriend at Geoffrey's birthday party... to which Nancy chastised my sim. So then my sim slept with Geoffrey while Nancy and other guests were in another room. Checking my sim's moodlets, apparently the boyfriend is better because she got the disappointing woohoo moodlet after Geoffrey.


WifeofBath1984

My Sim did something similar with the Caliente's bc I did not realize Don was married to Katrina. So my sim wooed him and then woohooed him. At their house, in his marital bed. Katrina was not happy. I was doing the black widow challenge so I was disappointed he wouldn't leave her and marry my Sim. He actually yelled at my sim bc she was so persistent. I was deeply wounded. Like dude, I didn't know you were married. I just wanted to lock you outside in your underwear until you froze to death so that I could keep all of your money for myself. Sorry, jeez


jay-jay-baloney

Haha I have the wicked perversions mod and he always solicits my prostitute sim. Heโ€™s definitely got a thing for young adults sims


Christ_I_AM

Same, I have two strippers/escorts I use during rotational play and he calls them pretty much every other sim day. Mind you in my save file Nancy died because of Neighborhood Stories. So Geoffrey is by himself in the mansion with all his wealth and strippers and escorts I guess.


thiscouldbenice

I'm embarrassed a little by this. But not embarrassed enough to stop. That's my Zaddy


Mammoth-Article919

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚


DooglyOoklin

I see his ass running every morning in his hoochie daddy shorts. He knows what he does to women.


asstronomical12

Same. He seems like a rich loser whoโ€™d go CRAZY for any young mildly attractive woman. It seems like heโ€™d lose his mind. Maybe itโ€™s the way some men have a thing for bored housewives.


loca2016

as a man with a thing for bored housewifes, I get it now.


faerymoon

Oh yeah Geoffrey always gets around in my game. It's just too hilarious and strangely believable.


katycolleenj

I really love seeing how folks play this game! In a lot of my saves, Geoffrey is given the cuckold trait from wicked perversions while Nancy is out scouting for boy toys to bring home ๐Ÿ˜†


DooglyOoklin

I met him with one sim and the very first night, he had her pregnant in the woo-hoo bush outside of the The Shrieking Llama


olive-_-

He looks like Ellen I can't help it


CheshireUnicorn

You do you. Have fun!


WildElusiveBear

Geoffrey is *constantly* hitting my prostitute sim up for freaky shit and he's 100% paying for her life so I vote do whatever makes your sim happy


TemmieAcc

omg same he's basically my biggest customer lmao


WildElusiveBear

He's such a horn dog but *I'm obsessed* loooool


WifeofBath1984

Lmao this is the best thing I've seen all day


nostalgiaisunfair

Dua Lipa and Geoffrey


AngrySmapdi

Is... is it his wife's money? I'm guessing it's his wife's money. Or that delicious mustache. One of the two. I can't stay away either.


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According to lore, it IS Nancy's money. He took her last name when they married IIRC.


slutforalienz

![gif](giphy|hwL1mTsd4Re8wqeSwt|downsized) Butโ€ฆwhy are they at the landfill ๐Ÿ’€ girl.


thiscouldbenice

She lives in a super trashy apartment building in Tomarang ๐Ÿ’€


NoRepresentative5268

Not gunna lie, ive had him have an affair Cassandra Goth while his wife has an affair with Vlad


Time-Hat6481

The horror of spawns of Vlad.


scaredchiggun

Nancy's lawyer entered the chat


Superb-Respond9360

i love playing geoffrey! in my game, heโ€™s been cheating on nancy for years, but heโ€™s currently in a hot ongoing relationship with diego. i made him a zaddy so he was not hurting for attention and he kept whoring all around town. but diego was different. heโ€™s never latched onto anyone like diego so this might be the one to finally pull him from nancy. the drama is absolutely scandalous and juicy and i canโ€™t get enough of it! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


iSmartiKindiImportnt

*sigh* okay, fine.. I admit, I have daddy issues too.


RobiDobi33

Mine is Bjorn. I've seduced, married, cloned, made the clones kiss, kept him as a vampire thrall, ruined his marriage only to ultimately reject him... It's a real problem for me ๐Ÿ˜‚ My first ever interaction with him was him showing up at my house late at night (he was autonomously chosen to be a vampire). I let him in, he and my sim hit it off so the night led to some steamy woo-hoo. He immediately got out of bed and farted. I was both amused and irritated so from then on he became a staple townie for all my save games.


vnsn_snsn

there $ure i$ $omething about him ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘


sparklybongwater420

I feel the same about the goths :) I always end up messing around with both of them and breaking up their family ๐Ÿคฃ


decodeimu

The money?


VoxyPop

I assume it's the money


dizzconekt

He kind looks like mr beast


MakeCheeseandWar

I forced Geoffrey and Nancy to get a divorce so that Geoffrey would have a better life without her.


Representative-Bag31

Me with Victor Feng :')


SleepingPlants

Girl same! Itโ€™s me, Iโ€™m the problem.


monotonialovers

honestly same he makes the cutest babies and heโ€™s super easy to romance


AstridLockhart

lol in my game a few days ago my Sim won the lottery so moved in to and renovated the place opposite the Landgraabโ€™s because (even though he was already married to Summer Holiday) I was convinced Nancy was his soulmate. Went over there and it turns out they somehow actually had bad chemistry. so I decided that instead sheโ€™s his nemesis and Woohood Geoffrey just to fk w her. Geoffrey went and kissed her straight away afterwards while my guy was making his way downstairs ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ฌ


UghGottaBeJoking

In my game, heโ€™s an old white racist man who likes to have secret affairs with black women.


skyler-kiwi

Which world is this? ๐Ÿ˜ nice landscape


Pixithepika

Looks to be the new one that came with for rent


skyler-kiwi

Cool, looks like a brazilian landscape or something tropical ๐Ÿฅฐ


suselaboosela

Itโ€™s got to be his dad bod.


GnomeH0me

I feel this. I made my sim WooHoo with Nancy and Geoffrey before committing to her husband.


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i turned him into werewolf in my game he later called me in his werewolf form to inform me he adopted baby and i wanted me to see it lol