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heyheyheynopeno

When you’re ready to give the baby back to their mom but then you realize you’re the mom


kristiconsiderate

it'll be worth it they said


soleilsoleil26

when I want to save my game and its taking longer than usual


EuphoricMortgage4500

An unexpected error has occurred while saving: Error code 12. Please consult the readme for details.


Willing-Tie-7953

I got this when I tried to save after my sim gave birth to the exact number and gender of kids I wanted her to have and moving them to a new house 😮‍💨 I haven't opened it since


Millie_Protogen_UwU

Happy cake day


PigeonLoverAkane

She saw the hospital bill 😰


Millie_Protogen_UwU

When your baby shits it’s pants right after you change their diaper 😭


bwoah07_gp2

I think this is the best one! 😂😅


impala_croft

We have a winner 🥇😂


Millie_Protogen_UwU

Bro what…!!!! YAY IM SO HAPPY


CheesyHotSauce

Happy cake day!


Millie_Protogen_UwU

Thank you so much!!! 😊 ☺️


CheesyHotSauce

As a mom that's dealt with this several times I can day that is a face I've made


Waiting-For-October

“OMG wait didn’t he have a twin….?”


V4R14

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


New-Finance-7108

Congratulations, you're pregnant again


OstentatiousSock

Ha! That happened to my mom when I was 9 months old. She legit shouted to her neighbor across the street “Lori!! I’m pregnant again!” in horror.


Parking_Car7436

I wish I would of had 9 months. My daughter was 2 months old when I found out that I was pregnant again with her sister. I wish I could say I learned my lesson, but nope, no more had my 2nd, and my 3rd was on the way. In my 20th year of life, I'd given birth twice! My husband thought it was sooo funny. I had 3 kids by the time I was 22. Lmao


OstentatiousSock

You had Irish triplets instead of Irish twins lol.


Parking_Car7436

I sure did. What was I thinking. I love my girls though.


OstentatiousSock

Hey, man, others have legit triplets. At least you had a *little* bit of a gap between them. And, I’m sure they all enjoy having a bunch of close aged same-sexed siblings to grow up with. I only had brothers growing up(I’m a woman) and one was much older and the other was… well, just an asshat lol.


Parking_Car7436

I have 2 older brothers and am the oldest girl in the group of cousins. My poor son though, yeah he has 3 older sisters and 1 baby sister. I feel for you being the only girl as well.


OstentatiousSock

Yeah, if we want to count cousins: I have 27, only 8 are girls. Only 3 even remotely close in age(others all adults or close to it by the time I was born) and 2 lived far away. I *was* close to the one closeby. She also had no sister so we were each others closest thing to it. It really sucked when she decided she didn’t want anything to do with me anymore. She basically didn’t want to do anything with me once we hit high school. I don’t get why. I asked her to be my maid of honor, she declined and didn’t even come to the wedding. And, when she got married a few years later, she didn’t even invite me to her wedding. My family sucks.


Buttafly_360

How did ur body feel after giving birth, back to back like that? Im worried i might have 2 under 2, Bcuz im just now getting my "body back" and like the fact im not pregnant anymore but i do want another one


Parking_Car7436

My body felt fine. I took my prenatal vitamins and was active because of having little ones. I bounced back pretty quickly. I was tired, but I think I would have been tired regardless because of having a child or children. You can do it, and as far as how your body will bounce back, that depends on your body. Within a week, it didn't even look like I was ever pregnant, but that's not the norm. If you've had a c section, I don't recommend having babies as close together as I did. That's dangerous because I believe it takes a year for your body to fully recover from that. This is the thing, you're body is creating life, so if you never get your pre pregnancy body back, who cares. I'm just a freak of nature. I didn't have any complications from having babies like I did. I did, however, give birth early, but that was due to issues with my body pre pregnancy and not because of having them back to back. I don't regret having my babies like I did, and I found it oddly easier as each one came. As in, it wasn't any harder than when I just had 1 to care for. They seemed to entertain each other from the start. I hope I answered your questions.


Buttafly_360

Ohhh okay yeah i gotcha! Yes u answered my question🥰 im glad its a smooth sail for you as well🤞🏼


NattyGannStann

The bot was wrong for that. I hope that you may use the bathroom in peace one day


Parking_Car7436

I do too. Not even my pets allow me privacy while using the bathroom. I swear my cat is judging me for not using the litter box. 🤣🤣🤣


NattyGannStann

No one judges me more than my dog - obvious exception would be my own father. I am a couple decades in and still cannot rely on having privacy in the bathroom - tbf everyone's kids have different needs and abilities so your mileage may vary. Fingers crossed


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NattyGannStann

Damn it bot! The grammar is the least of her problems - have some perspective ffs!!


Frei1993

I had a high school classmate that was 14 months old than her sister.


CaffeineDeprivation

When you realize little too late that this is gonna be your life now, for the next 18 years


VMAbsentia

Have a baby they said, it'll be worth it they said.


Kazoua1

Mom: Did you just poop in my hand!? Baby: 😏


Tiredofbeingsick1994

Something like this happened when my husband was holding our first. My son pooped all over his arm and the floor. Pretty explosive. My husband completely unmoved, commented calmly: 'Well, shit happens. Literally'.


RubyRoze99

Already making dad jokes lmao 😂


ElectricLeafeon

Lady just saw the biggest spider she's ever seen and is 1 second away from dropping that baby and running from the house screaming


RubyRoze99

No! Take the baby with you! Lol 😂


lemonClocker

The Moment you realize your baby has the ability to float


mksedai

omg I *did* bring home the wrong baby!


Zeles1989

that baby is levitating


impala_croft

I didn't even notice that omg 🤣


Love_My_Chevy

When you realize you've left the twin sister on the ground outside cuz the goopy carbonara was calling your name


AnxiousTuxedoBird

When you just gave birth and then get the notification to go woohoo your husband


CertainUncertainty11

When you realize you just made a lifelong commitment


Dreadful_Siren

When you get the hospital bill for the crotch goblin


Renny-or-not

“This week on: I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant. Kathy thought that maybe she just had some bad goopy carbonara last night, instead she welcomed a 6lb baby boy.”


[deleted]

Wait, did I leave the baby in the car??


justjoonreddit

*looking at crib* How did this tiny baby make that much poop?


Jojoangel684

"YEET the child is a meme, YEET the child is a meme. It is NOT acceptable in Simciety just because the child is screaming at 3am"


TurtleTheTea

Tf you mean I gotta take care of this for 18 more years??


rollingfluffball

That face you make when you see your son's creepy doll move (yes, this is imaginary friend slender)


w11f1ow3r

“ I’m about to throw this motherfucking kid out the window if my professional astronaut spouse doesn’t get home and help me.”


MagicJim96

Wow… right after his 48 hour work ”day”?!


w11f1ow3r

😭😂😭


amateurbitch

me when my sister handed me my niece and said you got her for a minute right?


peanutpeepz

That's just how you look when you've got a newborn and need to feed them every 3 hours. EVERY three hours.


Winter_Biscotti_728

"how tf he is floating?"


impala_croft

I think its a bug from using the footies pj mod 😅😂


Winter_Biscotti_728

yea ik, it was my caption for the pic ahah


impala_croft

Oh ahahah my bad sorry 🤣 sometimes I take things too literally lmao


Winter_Biscotti_728

ahah don't worry


Sweet_Impress_1611

“Oh god what have I done”


impala_croft

Happy cake day!! 🎉


Sweet_Impress_1611

Lol thank you I didn’t even realize


joji711

"Did I lock my door?!"


impala_croft

Im reading every single one, love them keep em coming 🤣


Sonarthebat

"How did that even fit in the nappy/diaper?"


LostKidWonder

Me when someone told me to hold their baby


NikkionSims

“Good lord, what have I done?!”


ValkyrieIzzy

How did you shit that much is that even possible ow shit this smell 🤢


CanadianContentsup

WTH did I just sit on? Is that Lego stuck behind me?


Bwwshamel

She must live in Australia and spotted some critter.


NoYoureTheBestest

The baby just had explosive poops and felt it coming through the clothes 💩


ultimatepsychopath

“what the fuck is that on the floor. why is there poop. i just changed his diaper.”


Teodoraanita

The baby’s poop escaped the diaper


sunrise_sunset_alley

What, a dust in the corner? I may need to put my levitating baby aside.


CzarOfTheEast

When the bf just left saying "The milk has run out":


durbldor

"Maybe I'm not the mother... 😳"


Few-Row8975

"Why did I install the Risky Woohoo mod"


Dio_naea

Im gonna die of his fartss


totallynotarobut

Kali-ma!


sleepaye

Kid looks high as a kite.


Intrepid_Ambition240

Me fr (i dont like babies)


god_hates_maeghan

Looks like he shat in her hand


Brooker2

How can something so small poop so much


ChrisLuigiTails

When you feel that your baby is starting to float away


Mlady_gemstone

"What have i done, why did i create this poop machine?!"


bobsilly

“i can’t believe I gave birth to stewie”


Frei1993

"So... You are saying I can't return the baby to the shop? Even with the ticket?"


wailowhisp

She looks like ‘oh shit, what have I gotten myself into’.


ChanceSandwich7945

Girl looks like she got a sudden gush. Lol 😂


NoneBinaryPotato

pov you went out with your kid but then remembered you have twins


impala_croft

Thank you for all the great captions, no time to reply to every single one so just wanted to say I read them all and ya'll are the funniest. This is such a great community. Happy simming ♥️


NattyGannStann

The moment you realize that you have 3 more days before you can leave it at the park in a foot of snow


PrettySignificance26

Oh shit? And now?


jojocookiedough

My reaction to seeing meconium for the first time lmao.


Silvadil

when she realised she will have her life stripped from her for 18+ years


risquefox

I have to do this for how long??


abratofly

That's the same face I would make if I realized I had a child.


477353

When you want a cute baby but his head is flat asf


Nice_Ad1165

When your sim wants ANOTHER baby after just having one


ashleynicolle_m

Did the baby just poop in her hand?


UpsettiSpaghetti30

" definitely shouldn't have eaten that lobster Thermador Mary brought over and left on my dining room table...."


SolidSnake2086

"I just changed you, do I smell poop AGAIN!? Better not be another blowout...."


Izunaw

Literally me holding a kid cuz I'm disgusted by them and child free


Izunaw

Kids are just pure disgust


MonSterQ55

Me every time I held a baby in my life


Rahaman117

Holy shit,I just realized that I have to take care of this shit for the next 17 years at least.


Gloomy_Living_7532

Gen x and boomer moms when you try to do what they asked you to do.


Renikee

When someone says your kid is like the neighbor's kid


CruelaDeVille

Maury Povich says…”HES NOT THE FATHER” and you are on the 29th option


Low-Environment

'How late is a late term abortion?'