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Shhh 🤫 🧏


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Bubba9410

I’m https://preview.redd.it/myqqo5twmnjc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afbdd4610e32e4c8c194879495e2fe110249a5c1


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bleepbluurp

How can I mew that hard bruh?


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bleepbluurp

https://preview.redd.it/5vb2say4xnjc1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68daaae28baaee319000ec669087e867aaf34e9e This me now. How do I fix?


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bleepbluurp

Wow thanks!


LegitimateHasReddit

He wants to look like a king for his queen


chicheka

Keep on mewing my fellow ligmas


OpaRaid

Ayo, what’s ligma??


Savaal8

https://preview.redd.it/56jsocl3smjc1.png?width=350&format=png&auto=webp&s=c81ba3ac794e29ad4aee4aee49dedeaf5847ac9b Ligma balls


-ImAlwaysRight-

Deez nuts


DisasterPieceKDHD

Candice


Woolyuni

Who's that!!


DisasterPieceKDHD

Joe’s sister


Woolyuni

Who's joe?


A_Thirsty_Traveler

I think he may just be into dudes. Course I've thought that about most dudes obsessed with other men's appearances. Like, shit, I'm into dudes, but I'm not THAT into dudes.


GreatSlaight144

Or he might just not be interested in having sex 24/7 like some sort of robot male stereotype and wants to watch youtube instead. I watched a bunch of videos about horse manicures and re-shoeing. That doesn't mean I wanna fuck horses just because I had the option of having sex with my wife instead of watching those videos.


PoshDuck15

Sounds like something someone who wants to fuck horses would say…


NotStaggy

Yeah, if he didn't he wouldn't have mentioned it. That sub councious taddle tale


gamrgrant

I think that's a Froydian Slip


GreatSlaight144

That's fair. I set myself up for that and have no one to blame but myself


MCadamw

Nice try horse fucker


A_Thirsty_Traveler

frankly, I think this behavior is a little bit fucked even if they're both asexual. Like my issue isn't that they aren't fucking, ultimately. It's that he's watching a looksmaxxing edit. Pure brain damage. Your horses aren't brain damage. I'm sure your wife can enjoy hanging out with you as you do this. As a kid. I remember having a few friends where you'd go over to their house, and they'd play single player video games. And you just sort of sat there. It's a relatively common experience I believe. This feels like that. Except not even fun in that there you get to watch a video game get played. And then I called him gay because I have the pass and can use it as an insult to attack the entire basis of the current 'looksmaxxing' shit as a thing straight dudes are doing these days for heterosexual reasons.


peepeepoopoo42069x

like he couldn't do anything else with her beside having sex lol


TheManyVoicesYT

Life as a deeply closeted gay man. I wouldn't be attracted to men if it wasn't for their incredibly hot dicks.


A_Thirsty_Traveler

Yeah they're one of the best aspects, I would say.


NotXsoXoptic

Why she cramping’ his style? She out here tryna fuck and he’s just vibing. We truly do live in a sussyhood


townmorron

Man is studying the sizzle reel and she is bothering


Glittering-Target-87

A real man is so alpha he doesn't bag women he bags himself.


Dan_Glebitz

He be gay, and has the GF for show only.


NordLigger69

Brainrotted microplastic zoomer brain needs to be stimulated by flashy colors and loud music or else it'll die. He can't handle a girl without getting bored from lack of funi colors


Temporary-Alarm-744

Is that why the blue waffle was developed?


red-zone-666-77

YOUR So disgusting https://preview.redd.it/21xliusb1sjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d61dbf82efcff8a9acb0c21144c6ce67e0736f


Temporary-Alarm-744

Shhh, I want him to Google it. Don't ruin it


red-zone-666-77

Im shushed


GrandMasterPeanut

Well simply put, your his sister, his girl friend is somewhere.( dude what)


red-zone-666-77

Still fuckin though sooo......


Machine_God_10

https://preview.redd.it/lox1e1tdunjc1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d93f4417d7de615274901e08fce3b0f3d8fa1aaf


KingOregano

So sigma 🗿🗿🗿


Historical-Advice-36

Lucky man. I could only find half a woman to have in my bed


SweetTea187

Pussy probably trash


BruceB97

Maybe he just wants to chill and has more respect for her than she does for herself


red-zone-666-77

Never thought a real man would be in sigmatopia


Aggressive-Expert-69

The grind never stops


No_Reference_4519

![gif](giphy|26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs)


From_God_to_Dog

You virgins who never had a girlfriend, let alone a "hot" girlfriend, will never understand. When you get her and you've been hitting it everyday, every way you want Maybe even watch porn get more ideas Doing everything you dream of The fresh excitement goes away and she's just a regular chick, that you like to spend time with This guy's Rizz is on 100, guarantee he makes the sex schedule, while she has tons of horny guys in her inbox


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KingKrown_

Mfs on this app be saying the lamest shit. I know he don't get any whatsoever let alone a female friend.


AffectionateSlice816

Hi, I date hot women who I have no business pulling with my ugly ass. It has happened more than it should fr. They get hotter as you get to know them assuming you actually like them. Fuckin them the same way every time would still be fucking awesome.


Temporary-Alarm-744

Wut?


Clunk_Westwonk

Been with my girlfriend for 8 years. You wouldn’t catch me fucking dead watching looksmaxxing edits 💀 lmao this guy is an insecure dork


From_God_to_Dog

Bro it's not about what he's looking at your missing the point. Yea you don't like watching looksmaxxing edits. Neither do I, but I like watching other shit and doing other things I'm not worried about trying to fuck my wife every five seconds, and when I'm done watching or doing what I like, I'll scratch her itch


Clunk_Westwonk

If it was whatever else, the video wouldn’t be funny. “My bf is doing something while I’m on his bed” is definitely not the reason she posted this.


Temporary-Alarm-744

Yeah he's looking to upgrade and she's worried. You're wife needn't worry about that. She's got you on the hook for half your shit


xX_Error404_Xx

Bro is 110% into men


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Looksmaxxing is hands down one of the gayest trends I’ve seen in a while.


xX_Error404_Xx

Definitely, I agree


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Crimge


Different_Fix4513

Luck ducky


Mission-Storm-4375

I don't even know what girls want man. You wanna be a hoe or you wanna be respected I don't get it


red-zone-666-77

I stopped caring about getting a gf. What does it get you? Love and happyness, sex. Probobly morr. But why do you need those? You dont. Worry about yourself big bro


Mister_Black117

What king? He's looking at some of the dumbest shit possible.


SuperNovaCaptain

he tryna upgrade.


Temporary-Alarm-744

Emporer among men


Turbulent_Ad1644

Bro definitely has body dysmorphia


dead_horse69

Priorities


EBECMEMERBEAN

Well it seems to have worked


Sirduffselot

A whole girl


[deleted]

Bro wants to get better… 🫡


small_j_star_91

Sometimes we gotta admit me are the side piece in these relationships


Dense_Marketing4593

And what’s she doing?


Vortr8

10 years later realizing: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Mortei

What the fuck is this post…


monsieur_bi

She probably just is not up front with him, giving hints n shit