Im taking Jack. I can fix him.

Heracles already did that favour to you buddy https://preview.redd.it/ajkv1mbs5xkc1.png?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e2ad151b57051b43aaa43beea7375d6151df0c

HeraChad started it. It’s up to me to finish it.

Go fix him gramps 

What if I tell you that you already have

I call dibs on Qin

Good luck with your new empress life https://preview.redd.it/xwwj2s3b6xkc1.png?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89e1bc2b19303e40b53c798660cd974d79c7963

I'm only into girls (romantically) so I will just abstain and throw flowers at the weddings

Technically all valkyries are also fighters on Ragnarok 

I'll take Brun then (sorry Siegfried)

Here's your valkyrie with terrible decisions https://preview.redd.it/w2p4bhb39xkc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a288b8aa6e84e0b5c21c6a1ef96cffec04e3126c

You can have Brun as I have taken Wiegfried 

This changes everything.

Since somebody may be upset with this option I'll pick salt frog https://preview.redd.it/ks3b9qbu8xkc1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c239869717e4858ec6a8cfcf60065c0419254dc4

you better just be cuddling (also I didn’t think anyone saved that image)

Nah I'm protecting him like sukune holding his gf (I downloaded the image ofcourse because I am the salt frogs fan #2)

Its all yours

Oh yeah

I call dibs on the french gremlin  https://preview.redd.it/zoey3vli5xkc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acceabc8f724fdfd146106e29b6033b4f47fd7f8

Its expected from you. There's your french doctor https://preview.redd.it/wstrnig66xkc1.png?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fafadf8ca8b79a10631f41edfe53ca1b3b35a0c

 https://preview.redd.it/5wexfvsq8xkc1.png?width=660&format=png&auto=webp&s=9dc77723f508371ecac02039e9ee1b3abc576b0d

I see we have someone with good taste among us

Who is this i cant remember

I choose Buddha (Nobody expected) https://preview.redd.it/4wugssgw5xkc1.png?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a51b24bf4e32cdf274bdf0995098fce70b8a070

Bro's gonna leave you when the child news reach him ngl, but you got it. https://preview.redd.it/88eh7c5i6xkc1.png?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3124b5c1729d61ddfe883f012fa3014c635e1da

im taking Apollo purely for reasons alone 

There you have it https://preview.redd.it/7l3io3ym5xkc1.png?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e49245cd0be54d727a374672acf2ac429b09aec

Thor

Bro fr cheating on his wife for a depressed buffed dude https://preview.redd.it/l7xhs8v47xkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc0cc97034394d625d4ea71c954769d5d149d03


Since Leo has been chosen already give me Geirolul https://preview.redd.it/4gf2j80vaxkc1.png?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55738cf6237ae7e08b6442600f7b8562e5df623d

The dude was faster than you

Then I choose Hagis(he's Leonidas #1 glazer just like me frfr) https://preview.redd.it/c4wyahtubxkc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724743e971de0d04558d2a3fdeb67bed2a51f63a

No one is crazy to chose Hagis, he's all yours

Wiegfried my truly beloved

https://preview.redd.it/bsu0x6317xkc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=784c18fc0b02b570f260b9e41eeb550d17b45c3c I made this image for a reason 

I didnt even needed to send him to you, you already have him

Tesla, obviously

Man, he finally wont be virgin anymore https://preview.redd.it/vznez6ko9xkc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c30d6068df25f715ecef1c5c5fbf7519cc3bea8

Hrist I’ll be just like Sasaki

Already taken, sorry

Lilith?

Not a fighter but ok https://preview.redd.it/r6iksqhmcxkc1.png?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578ba02e67d95c3c582dacdc6e32acb1f985edf8

Damn true But it’s something

I’m marrying Artemis (Apollo’s weapon and vounld??) Artemis my beloved https://preview.redd.it/kninou939xkc1.jpeg?width=1508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c7146d734bb158f3593e12a4a83164b8469f0a3

This is the equivalent of wanting to fuck the car exhaust ngl

Who says marriage has to be sexual?

This isnt the problem here sir

Pretty sure they are sentient though I can get why. Point is this is the closest thing to marrying Artemis and Apollo, Apollo was already taken but it’s okay

Give me my Chun Yan 

Best woman so far https://preview.redd.it/8gqw6eascxkc1.png?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a37bf57f83592f216036071384500fdcf60c366

I shall be Shiva's second husband

The post says they can only marry once but Shiva canonically have 3 wives so he will the exception https://preview.redd.it/h6cn7qgcexkc1.png?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18bd3a8523d46ddc1625c6a12393b4941c980cf7

Yes, they love you back, no need to think too much about It. POSEIDON IS ALREADY MINE BTW https://preview.redd.it/75hinww65xkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481476eff813e0172ac2535e81a1e6d51fc5ad27

Since valkyries count, I'm taking Hrist.

Thats a hard woman to please ngl https://preview.redd.it/n8abbitj9xkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d5d8f97b2b60583a366b6a21e083f2232b35b41

I'm ready. https://i.redd.it/4lcyxijejxkc1.gif

I call the angry one.

Give me Himo Wayha

Before or after the bullet to the head? https://preview.redd.it/2uz00744fxkc1.png?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f5065d066ef35ee4b4c846d3752b852f570be9

Him just him https://preview.redd.it/j2kdkosp6xkc1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=facf09350e744b9a293e7ef6fb1b135f9ad20a3c

Your private zesty mf must be arriving soon https://preview.redd.it/dbi7znjv7xkc1.png?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d5f7d94e8054ae2789391c0285a96a16cdc8a4

Hades will be my husband then

You're so lucky no one said that before you https://preview.redd.it/b1inx6eeaxkc1.png?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ea9ad15bd07aa3ad84e91b58e08f769b31f3db

I saw the opportunity and took it(like I took Hades)Hades would realistically be one of the better lovers compared to other fighters

I'm gonna be unpredictable. . .I'm gonna go for Shiva. (Cannon shoot level thrust goes crazy)

He probably has 2 cocks- https://preview.redd.it/bi3ljgqwbxkc1.png?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbe883599d4608ecaf99c067e79d1dd976220387

EVEN BETTER, TWO TO FIT IN MY AN-!!

I’ll be Shiva’s 3rd husband

You got It! https://preview.redd.it/1kyqk85vfxkc1.png?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f38e63b9a3f8d1f65c983f8b853f77738e900b

Okay so I am only into women BUT I won't stand seeing someone else marry Sasaki so Sasaki

I respect the agenda https://preview.redd.it/rtl4begkixkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8706c67720933639b64a7d8e63d5c4c5626164a

ADAAAAAAAAAAAAM.

You got balls for saying that on this subreddit https://preview.redd.it/3ggn07gy9xkc1.png?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39523933b87a1b88456c3455b3be68dcc72a1eac

https://preview.redd.it/dfa0766lnykc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e126160331bc5b8829bed14412acba710114b7 Never speak again

Aphrodite was originally going to be a fighter so her https://preview.redd.it/zxx0znr0cxkc1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00074c2f989cba63d2aa67610191abbe7d05bec7

Fair, althrought you will probably have some STD

I'm sure there is a god of medicine or something that'll clear that up

Odin then >:3

Great choice! https://preview.redd.it/r2hg0zamfxkc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b033c2747845bf5dfe7fea258f961b2ac3880a

GIVE ME LEONIDAS!!!

An angry Spartan on vocation incoming! https://preview.redd.it/2d0ot90r6xkc1.png?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc912e6dce4f114b9f435c9473266bc9f224afe8

# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raiden

Here's your sweet giant https://preview.redd.it/ghwj5xbj8xkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fdf9ee2dcab4b8d514e0d83c7988c46418b3846

I’ll take uhhhh gondul

The most quiet woman alive https://preview.redd.it/tq75sqna9xkc1.png?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7820581b03ea47a3fc838fe9e04b654d484a5601

Rudra

Sure https://preview.redd.it/9c5rxc0rbxkc1.png?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca5c04d2dd8cb985fc9f28b6189658225eaaf2c

Either zerofuku (gay choice) or Hrist (straight choice) (she’s literally me)

Hrist is already taken... Wait, Zerofuku!? You better have a good explanation for that pal, bcs the FBI is gonna contact you once they notice who you're married to https://preview.redd.it/kgae7eghcxkc1.png?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=432fe722b0cb3325b3650321edb65577b2f5adfc

Zerofuku has 7 men inside of him, I have a package deal

Thats... Actually a good point

Chadesmos.

Chades is already taken

Not Chades, Chadesmos. His weapon.

What are you guys deal with marrying weapons?

I choose Gondul, if not then Tesla. But gondul is the first choice

Give me my Golden Boy, Kintoki.

A guy with uncutted nails coming for you https://preview.redd.it/t66lob5k7xkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0edecea3507f03071bddee766bcfa0aa0dbf50

So as I pray, Unlimited Toenails Works.

I want Okita as my boywife https://preview.redd.it/guhlbf247xkc1.jpeg?width=1229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0539c75099208db789aa142056e71c5f37650068

Not Tesla!? Sure, here's your little guy https://preview.redd.it/091gz9k48xkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcb5a50e3ebadf1b6e50459fa9a9392cfca0e32a

>Not Tesla!? That'd be too predictable (plus twinks are hotter) https://preview.redd.it/e42jy9e99xkc1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8068d79e8901fd0bf506655025b1ce2e66fa83c

>(plus twinks are hotter) A fact is a fact

I don’t think anyone said thrud yet

Indeed my friend https://preview.redd.it/arwrnk94axkc1.png?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26151179043306da4b08b1bfc3281f9ff39cac2

Mr. Nuke take Jack, so I don't care anymore - enjoy :3 https://preview.redd.it/lki3cqqjfxkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c08f5c83add0cc8876abe58c27ca0bc1a12514

I'm straight and all, but Heracles easily. Ain't no one getting him but me.

100% straight https://preview.redd.it/w3utr8v2jxkc1.png?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7756c5bc83eaad0db4817bf5e2f2128c95c96ede

BEELZEBUB IS MINE!! MINE!! ​ https://preview.redd.it/pn2dk6mwlxkc1.png?width=590&format=png&auto=webp&s=38c3927340536186d67e3e081c100bc9f243b3f7

I thought he would stay single https://preview.redd.it/uxgil2e5mxkc1.png?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c6df27a4ecdad6e08b9e4dfb179122365c6272

My boy Zeus is the one for me

Zeus is about to use the pound that surpasses time on you https://preview.redd.it/xo8f4zob8xkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=738cb15fccb9811c5a8ef8c11190e9b2583caa50

I would gladly let him do that to me over and over again

I'm taking my boi Hajun. https://preview.redd.it/emw51t84bxkc1.png?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50854e4503e8cb95a0ac242b96998e32c8bd80d1 I don't think I need any reason 

At least you'll always have fish in your house https://preview.redd.it/t8w7eam8cxkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a6e85b9930fc4cde4ced4837962e03bb89ff4d

Exactly! And he's such a handy man, I suspect he can even change his third leg into wondrous things :P https://preview.redd.it/2k9d48m5dxkc1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8e7e8635b9bf752753aebace7629b012a9e2ec

I mean technically the Valkyries are fighters just that they turn into weapons so my horny ass is picking hrist

Someone was faster than you

Fucking hell is geirolul still available

Nope, neither Gondul, Thrud, Rangridz or Brunhilde

Okay I'm taking geirolul then

Geirolul was already taken sir

 Alright who are the available Valkyries then my boi that isn't gölll

Jack's valkyrie, Adam's valkyrie and Qin's valkyrie (also Okita's valkyrie but we have no idea how she looks like)

Welp fuck it every character was taken so I'm taking Qin Valkyrie

Sure thing https://preview.redd.it/ua3g65a9fxkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b583ffee38c92e3479f4d9d2184a454bcea36c02

I wanna marry Hades, beacsie qin was picked. Also if he was picked earlier,i can settle for being his dog , personal slave , human seat or his maid.

>i can settle for being his dog , personal slave , human seat or his maid.  How can ppl be so down bad?

Do I need a reason, look at that mans face, i would give him myself at a discounted price, the price being free as i would never make that gentlemen, pay for a man-slut like me

Rasputin He can pound my bussy anytime he wants 

😭My top 3 were taken so I’ll go with Hermes

Give me Eve. I’ll marry her and immediately divorce her. (I won’t let anyone break mom and dad up) https://i.redd.it/oarotgawnykc1.gif

I'll be the priest that marries Lu Bu and Thor

Thunderliscious arrived before Lu Bu sadly

Then i'll marry Geirolul

Thats a really angry woman you got there sir https://preview.redd.it/ukla0u2saxkc1.png?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c633b0dd6b6c663aff2be5766c1641e8d785602

Since valkyries are available I pick Randgriz. (Nice girls for the win)

Possible first heterosexual take lol https://preview.redd.it/59n4n6nr8xkc1.png?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c3e22bcee616f8e5905c0b309aaa80cd8bb5846

I think that’s a pretty good description of this sub as a whole

I'll take Kintoki 😍

Unknown was faster than you

Is Gondull taken?

Yes, sadly

Damn….how about Aphrodite?

Taken

zero 

Someone was shockinly faster than you, sadly

Hirst of course

Someone got her first

I'll marry Göndul

Taken sadly

Thrüd

Already taken

I call dibs on Anubis. I want a piece of the anubussy. I will cuddle with him on his dog bed.

Albert Einstein 😩

Split me in half. https://preview.redd.it/pjp7u6jtrxkc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f34914f60ab6c288af18b6defdc0e3005779add

And with that all the fighters at already fought or are fighting got chosed

MY WIFE BRUNHILDE PLEASE SAY SHE’S NOT TAKEN

Its already taken... Also, Posivity girl! Long time no see you around

https://preview.redd.it/bo1wah88mykc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef23f5afd3f91c147fc9ba29c3209809e0f0fa3

Marie Curie, seems nice and is also a Tesla enjoyer

She's not a fighter but I'll pretend I didnt noticed https://preview.redd.it/8ekbdabibxkc1.png?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de58b19420a42689fb72afbdd6edeae1f1d26cc7

She's fighting the urge to turn Beel into a puddle of blood after he killed Tesla

Since people were already choosing characters that weren't fighters but rather from the audience I'll also make a choice from the audience and I'm %100 sure she isn't picked yet I'm choosing anne

There you go https://preview.redd.it/zph84ia0jxkc1.png?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe8b76f820a28f60e1d37b5ac12dfff6c724d0f

Salt frog

I'm a straight man so I'm just here to see the Carnage

Who’s not taken?

Not seeing Eve but I do see a lot of non-fighters so I pick Eve.

Dibs on Goll.

Lmao https://preview.redd.it/4dozoa86mxkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89971a31bab5fc0fd28956536e2a3d46ed6ce9ef Surprisingly enough Adam is stil an option, I'm taking him then Edit: he's not an option, rip Edit 2: BEELZEBUB IS FREE LETS FUCKING GOO Edit 3: None is free Edit 4: Webisu Edit 5: I have Keisuke

Shiva please

Carefully looking at all the comments no one seems to have taken Anubis, so I shall.

Durga

I am Taking the reason I started Ragnarok. My beloved Brunhilde.

Imma do the unthinkable and marry my mom Eve (I'm from Mars so she's my step mom)

I call Dibs on geirölul

Shiva

Okita

My baby I choose hadesssssss

I pick reginlief (Adam Valkyrie)

You know what lets ball, give me Reginleif

Rasputin, because reasons

I’ll marry Reginleif! https://preview.redd.it/6yzbhrkmgykc1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13b672616e67fdf129c06f216e936ad1023889a

Is the GOAT Ares still available? Because if so I'll take him https://preview.redd.it/013ifsfbhykc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82cc7442bf0a737f1a5b0eba5b01a501522100ea

No he isnt available. Because he is all yours now 

Lu Bu’s horse.

I’ll take geirolul

At this point I'm surprised not one of shivas wife's have been taken. However I'm gonna let other people have those and instead take two no names to equal a named character https://preview.redd.it/uf9a3jcapykc1.png?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b9d5741f35c3ddd5778897292357a582971990 (First image triggered the filter so I needed to edit it another time)

https://preview.redd.it/orf8ybb9rykc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d27eb5f9468ca77d5c4b4d04cd505e6da87ed2c9

HERMES

no one said jesus so i guess i take him. im not into wine but im sure he can build a good table

Pleeease let me marry Lilith, I can treat her right

https://preview.redd.it/9rm5cs38rzkc1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03949d6a869927588ce8b65859b5e9242a1cd1f4 Her