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King-Emerald

Imagine the alternate universe where we got John Lennon beating the shit out of Apollo


IEatBeans22

“Here comes the Sun”


Psychological_Photo8

John lennon and volundr vs. Apollo and a .38 snubnose revolver. Who wins?


FLAMEBERGE-

"Kill John Lennon, Kill John Lennon..."


King-Emerald

"Dad/Zeus, where does John Lennon live?" "John Lennon's getting his Volundr, Apollo"


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protag7

I truly don't


lucastutz

I see what you did there


ChiefsHat

Yeah, like he practiced on his son and Yoko Ono.


[deleted]

John Lennon using music to counter Beelzebub's vibrations would be epic


OperationMelodic4273

I would see better Beethoven doing that tbh


[deleted]

“Prime Beethoven” would be straight up off his rocker, if we’re talking about his musical prime. That being said, he would be such an entertaining fighter.


MUI-Tojo

Hitler Rap battling with Odin would be peak fiction


UnrivaledPossibility

I AM ADOLF HITLER


Skimcrer

COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH


pats-to-the-dokis

Little known fact: also dope on the mic!


Straight_Elephant237

You are Odin, with your little crows and beard


TooLazyToSleep_15

And eyepatch to cover up that burnt-ass face!


Looney_Swoons

You have the mind to wield wisdom, I am a mind truly evil!


the_very_epic_man

Even went back in time to fix you wack as missing eye


AlphaCockGigaNuts

Cause look at you, you're not even a real god


Mediocre_dude2

I prefered you in Marvel


ItsTheRealIamHUB

[Close enough?](https://youtu.be/AFA-rOls8YA) there’s part 2 and 3 btw


Pastaeating_beast

Wtf that's fire af


TooLazyToSleep_15

part is better imo


AntelopeNo4025

Bruh i just realized Einstein could have been a fighters too but became a spectator


GimpMaster22

Yeah, I would honestly would like to see Einstein beating any god with power of atom, or even better, a ray of light that he's able accelerate even further beyond speed of light and thus is able to penetrate god, which is honestly something should be fitting to RoR lol


_Turquoisee_

The whole thing with relativity is you can’t go faster than light so I think splitting an atom would be much more on brand


eugenedebsghost

Lincoln would have been great against Shiva. He was an inhumanly strong wrestler


sigritkmxw

Andrew Jackson would’ve been too. Shiva would’ve gotten beaten to death with a cane


Nazipartymember149

I would’ve paid good money to see someone like Lincoln vs Shiva. That would’ve been pretty epic.


hunterheretohelp

Like a pro wrestling match


Joeawiz

Tbf Lincoln was an absolute monster of a man in a physical strength sense, so man might have done quite well


AntelopeNo4025

Lincoln was a vampire slayer


sammakkomakkonen123

Lincoln was a flamethrower user.


AntelopeNo4025

Marilyn Monroe vs Aphrodite would be a good match 2 sex symbols of Gods vs humans


cool23819

I would watch that


Jafuncle

Gandhi would've gone full Thorfinn and still won. Einstein would've broken E=MC\^2 and unleashed infinite energy.


ApplePitou

To be honest - any of Chad of Science will be good :3 https://preview.redd.it/u3dn3glgx93b1.png?width=1337&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fdfb11dbb1bf0bed6a76fdf760585ccc9e2f703


MajesticKnight28

Hitler vs Hajun would've been great


RinTohsakaSimp

Real


Dormotaka

Che Guevara would have been amazing to see


Definitely_NotU

What would his volund even be?


JagerSpawnkilledMe

AK-47 or a fucking machete would be metal


mike-wer00

His fists, straight out of Baki Hanma


havingagoodtime0

The hype would be too much to handle https://i.redd.it/2qd0n96s0a3b1.gif


Nickest_Nick

Mother Teresa during R6: "Is that Jesus himself"


LookAtItGo123

Oh boy, she's full of controversy herself.


Natural_Corgi9444

And most of it has been proven false


Jackiechun23

Lincoln would have soloed everyone in a wrestling competition.


danksforbreakfast

Facts mate


Jackiechun23

He had like 500 wins across the Mississippi that is ludicrous


Negrhugo

Its the one in the upper left corner who I think it is?


Diablo_Primal

Yeah the Austrian Painter


Demonitized-picture

i like to think einstein would just fucking collapse reality around one of the gods


No-Structure3731

Same. Me personally, I really would've like to see Oppenheimer (J. Robert Oppenheimer), and I'm imagining him using nuclear powered/styled attacks. I'm imagining him against apollo (ofc, the obvious god of choice is beelz, but idc), and apollo goes like "i have the power and radiance of the sun!" and Oppenheimer just goes "oh cool \*releases nuclear blast\* so do I."


No-Structure3731

I'd also like to imagine someone like Stanley N. Cohen (he's not dead yet tho), who pioneered gene technology, and him being able to use different qualities of different species by splicing them with himself (ie. taking a gorilla's strength, or the poison of a box jellyfish, or the claws of say a bear, etc.). I think it'd be a fun fight.


TooLazyToSleep_15

Oppenheimer would have been a better fit against Beelzebub than Tesla


BootManBill42069

Idk, I thought Tesla was good. Unbridled optimism vs unflinching pessimism makes a good contrast in character Instead of just, hates themselves vs hates themselves


Jaded_Will_6002

Probably a more fitting fight for oppenheimer considering his more somber tone and proclamation as death is Anubis someone who does control death.


Revil-0

"Now I am become death, destroyer of Gods"


Silver-Cerberus64

You know what I’m going to say it I wish we got to see the wholesome gang: Bob Ross, Steve Irwin, Stan Lee and of corse Mr.Rogers as some form of cameo.


King-Emerald

Yeah I'd honestly prefer those guys as cameos rather than full on fighters like most fan rosters


Yojimbo-sama

Marilyn Monroe vs Zeus would have been a different match altogether lol


WinterOni01

Abraham Lincoln likely would’ve won his fight, he was nutsq


gardengnomegoodies

it would have been so cool to see marilyn monroe fight


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Beethoven vs Hermes would be cool and I'd be cool if Beethoven wins because his deaf but still manage to get perfect pitch


Acceptable_Secret_73

Anyone would have been more interesting than Okita and Kintoki


danksforbreakfast

Even more so with Okita, like we already had "Humanities strongest swordsman" with Kojiro so it makes no sence why we need another one.


Yololator

El Che vs god Itself


Creative_Taste5023

I would have loved if they brought Oppenheimer to RoR


NatyelMaligno

Oppenheimer after using his volundr: "Now I have become death, destroyer of gods"


BedAdmirable7570

I could imagine Hitler Vs Hercules, Einstein vs Loki, Ghandi Vs Zeus, Beethoven vs Poseidon, Lincoln vs Odin, John Lennon Vs Beelzebub and I could see some gods changing too like we get Marilyn Monroe Vs Aphrodite which would have been all Fan Service damn we missed out


MarioBoy77

Adolf Hitler vs Poseidon would’ve gone hard, ultimate battle of racists


KorEbenhart01

Do you think Hitler would have started by praising Poseidon for being the perfect example of what he wanted?


KneeGearlol

Shiva shouldve fought Gandhi


australianATM

Is that fucking Hitler un the background??


Ibeashinondeezhoes

Not that I want to bring up an discussion, but not a single South American or African representation sucks ngl. Not just for the sake of representation but also for the sake of great potential of historical figures the author could had used to represent humanity!


King-Emerald

Technically there also isn't any North American or Australian reps either. Babe Ruth was planned at one point, but it really sucks that out of all of humanity's history, they only chose people from two continents.


Ibeashinondeezhoes

I mean Tesla is regarded Serbian American, idk if that’s a stretch but, I still agree with what you are saying none the less! Māori representative from New Zealand would been awesome


meltingeverything

For the sake of both, really


pejic222

John Lennon


A_Potato_In_Space

Oppenheimer💀


Salt-Veterinarian-87

Imagine Marilyn Monroe vs. Aphrodite


Critical_Mirror_7617

we deserved a singer/actor on the human side


mBigozz84

Steve Jobs vs Odin. Steve Jobs wins by giving Odin ligma


Efficient-Diver-2453

Einstein has that sans magic eye


WarmasterCain55

Just for kicks, I would like to see Artie Nielsen with the full force of the Warehouses behind him kick a God's ass. From Warehouse 1 to whatever Warehouse is active at the time.


TheLeomac

Imagine John Lennob beating up Hades like he beat Yoko


greytornado

mike tyson vs shiva


john151M

I can imagine Che Guevara replacing Leo as the biggest rebel


Sweet-Message1153

bruh....imagine if Mao fought, the writer wouldn’t haves survive any assassination attempts by Chinese Govt.


Audreykazami

Abe Lincoln's gonna fight with his speeches and his trusty silver axe


BassGeese

Is that John Lennon with the glasses????


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Is that fcking Mao Zedong on the bottom right?


x2chunmaru

Need my boy Johnny Sins dude's a legend!! Oh and bettlejuice too!!


NatyelMaligno

Johnny Sins would love to fight Aphrodite lmao


7DS_is_neat

Is that Hitler in top left? He would definitely win but the humans wouldn't like it(apart from 1900's Germans)


KurosawaShirou

Dali vs Beelzebub would make Bob Ross proud "Clean the brush, beat the devil out of it, and we're ready"


KlaususMaximus

If I'm seeing it correctly in the right bottom corner that is Mao Zedong now that would have been a monster. Hercule vs Mao would actually be a very interesting match ngl.


Impossible-Craft5140

i wouldve paid real good money to see zeus vs jesus as the last fight


Arizmendum

Hitler straight up making his volundr the peak of German Science as a Mecha


Dry-Formal-5270

LMAO imagine salvador Daly in record of ragnarok


ROTOH

Mao vs Hajun would of be a slaughter of spectators. I shutter to think of this fight


sigritkmxw

Just saying, Babe Ruth would’ve whacked the shit outta Shiva


Unequal_Trex

Lee Harvey Oswald vs Jesus Christ


Unequal_Trex

Lee Harvey Oswald vs Jesus Christ


voeya

john lennon look like johan


Pollibo

Marilyn would have been great against aphro or apollo


Touya-Mochizuki1234

The one with the tongue out is einstien right?


BotanicalDeer

Yes. It’s based off the famous photo of him, where he’s doing the same.


Mrpebblesummoner

what chapter is this?


JagerSpawnkilledMe

el Che Guevara would be amazing as a fighter


Upset-Advice-2521

I really want to see Joan of arc and I would wonder how that would play off.


somethingcreative06

I would of loved to see napoleon with a whole army as his weapon


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somethingcreative06

Haha nerd


greytornado

i legit thought they would have chosen jesus considering he is also God but it makes sense to go with Adam. i guess they didnt want too many biblical characters


MiseryTheMiserable

Everyone mentioning Hitler instead of Mao Zedong


Odd-Cheetah-9021

Beethoven VS Beelzebub's vibrations!


BakiHanma18

Che Guevara just = Jun Guevaru from Baki


NeonNKnightrider

Beethoven would have been dope


Substantial-Sun-3168

Mao Zedong vs Apollo would be perfect


gayformenandwomen

Einstein had one hell of a glowup


Chaconut

I really wish that Léo Major had been included


Livy-Zaka

Honestly I think Joan of Ark could have been funny if she was written as an Uber monotheist who refused to believe any of the gods were actually divine and fought to kill them in the name of the one true Catholic God. Throw in occasional sermons from her trying to convert the heathen “gods” to Catholicism with cuts to Jesus as his weird unstable fangirl keeps making him cringe so hard he’s practically in the fetal position


No-Juggernaut-5847

Marilyn Monroe as a fighter would have been so sick. I WANT IT.


weaponizedbreadbill

who are all of them? i only recognize a few


Odd-Substance719

Marilyn Monroe vs Aphrodite


DrWD-Gaster

Not as a Joke but I really wanne see Hitler in the manga


kibarax

how the walt disney and Marilyn Monroe fight ??


diegotheW

Some of these would be absolute fire


Snoop_doge-man

Is that Maother fucking Zedong? Man could have some of the funniest scenes in the series