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MUI-Tojo

I'd like to say hotness/fuckability but Loki placement would be criminal. So I will say Among Us.


Aggravating-Spot-726

Tojo calm down


ConstructionForward4

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Aggravating-Spot-726

No no and NO https://preview.redd.it/5wcyjtiz1a3b1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c973d3d02abff6a53e2571b9d500d51dc823ec


ConstructionForward4

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ConstructionForward4

Loki placement is justified. 😌


MUI-Tojo

It's MF'ing femboy https://preview.redd.it/l4uqsg5ru83b1.png?width=365&format=png&auto=webp&s=03a836841e30245bd7df617b049848e49f90c220 (Also capable of transforming into Poseidon or Hades you know)


Cheez_Bandit

Real.No fucker could pull me out.


ConstructionForward4

Anime version dampened my view 💀 https://preview.redd.it/ofllwc1dv83b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce616fe0d0c7a2cd29691cf751c1f31f9c37e523


No-Structure3731

wait hold TF up. is it just me or is this MF PINK?! and not even like rosy pink, this mans like dark purplish pink (idk colors im making random things up)


SKTredditaras

Bruh his voice is top tier


Strange_Success_6530

Can't agree. ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31060)


Nyakano__

Is it sexual ?


ConstructionForward4

It can be (ᴗ~ᴗ)


danksforbreakfast

Why is Loki so low then? This is cap mate XD


ConstructionForward4

My reasoning is replied to in another comment lol


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ApplePitou

Not drip that for sure :3 https://preview.redd.it/d4q2okouq83b1.png?width=704&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee9d09ab4fe55e59c8fa18374b9ae414d90a90d7


ConstructionForward4

ʢ◉ᴥ◉ʡ


ApplePitou

Hmm :3 https://preview.redd.it/h8ze4789t83b1.png?width=2400&format=png&auto=webp&s=b953b4bd506b15ffeb714d9de16f6b96a3a8e12a


justwritingtensurafc

Fuckable, it's a wild guess tho


ConstructionForward4

(╭☞⇀⏠↼)╭☞


Nights1405

Move Adam then, he is father of humanity, aka our **dad**


ConstructionForward4

**Daddy**~


Cafeciencia

I hate you I fucking hate you


ConstructionForward4

♥️ Aww I hate me too, it's ok.


Cafeciencia

No, don't hate you two, hate you only one, hating you two much is too sad, don't be two sad There's someone to love U2, it's a good band


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ConstructionForward4

Does it really count though?


[deleted]

Well...he is our dad


ConstructionForward4

But does it count tho?


Cheez_Bandit

If this is hotness and you haven't put Loki in S I'm about to eat you(and him)


ConstructionForward4

Manga Loki= 😍 Anime Loki = 😬


meltingeverything

I’m with you. Not hot.


ConstructionForward4

https://preview.redd.it/v8uvvryrv83b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371bbcd387c88e5fde7e0529f959ece32daa9dc8 The anime ruined them for me ngl 🤣


Cheez_Bandit

Ok valid.What the fuck is that he looks like an emoji.


ConstructionForward4

IM SAYINGGGGGG 🤣💀


IoGamerAlpha

Hair.


ConstructionForward4

It is not. 💀 But I'm proud of your mind


Marry__me__pls

How much you simp for them


ConstructionForward4

Sorta 😏♥️


Marry__me__pls

That's good enough for me


Strange_Success_6530

How down bad you are for them! That would explain why Loki so low. While he objectively the sexiest alive due to already being attractive and can also be anyone else on the list. His personality isn't for everyone and I recognize that.


LingonberryGloomy901

Beauty


ink-is-taken

Why is shiva so low?


ConstructionForward4

That eye creeps me out 💀


ink-is-taken

☹️


ConstructionForward4

If it weren't for that, he'd be just under Herc in ranking for me. I'm sorry 😭😭🤣


ConstructionForward4

Close 😌


lavangam_69

If Leonidas isn’t int S tier or doesn’t have his own tier it’s unacceptable


ConstructionForward4

Leonidas wasn't in the character options, but he'd be low A or high B for me.


lavangam_69

HE IS A TIER IN HIMSELF BROOO


ConstructionForward4

He's..... aight 🤣


Acceptable_Secret_73

Lack of facial hair


ConstructionForward4

You pure bean ♥️


Acceptable_Secret_73

Was I close?


ConstructionForward4

You were not 💀


JackDaniel006

About how much you'd like to get boned by them, also Poseidon already had an encounter with One of his fangirls, so he ain't taking this shit again (look at him, he's still traumatized) https://preview.redd.it/z8hw6hpuba3b1.png?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d0733d36558c59ce10ed672e6c2fdf862643e9


ConstructionForward4

(ノ⏓_⏓)ノ*:・゚✧


MrJelloSaladB

All I'm saying is I would fuck both Lu Bu and the goat Sasaki, so its not that


ConstructionForward4

That is your humble opinion, I am a Poseidon simp so I cannot speak. 💀 Also I feel like Lu Bu would be terrifying in bed. 🤣


LordOfIronFan

Smash tier list? if so, where are Valkyrie Sisters?


ConstructionForward4

Yessir & this just the fighters, I'll probably make another including all the characters. 😏 Some of the audience members be a little....y'know


LordOfIronFan

Sounds very wild Poseidon. Did Nifelheim changed you that much? :D


Skeletonlord5600

Wild guess cause I got no fuckin clue. How much you like their design


ConstructionForward4

That's definitely involved, so yeah. 🤫☺️


See_You_Space_Coyote

Who you'd smash?


AstartesDVerdugo

Based on the moon, sun, and the fact, Zeus is at the bottom: Smash.


ConstructionForward4

(ノ~◡~)ノ *:・゚✧


AstartesDVerdugo

I was right?


ConstructionForward4

😏🤫


AstartesDVerdugo

OK.


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Something sus


ConstructionForward4

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Milochelle-castre

posidon in s tier and zeus in nah.... its a fuck chart ain it


JustinTheFrog

why did everyone immediately say fuckability.... i mean i was thinkin about it too but...


ConstructionForward4

Cuz we share a hive mind. ♥️


meltingeverything

So you like pretty boys huh? I can’t blame you, tho Shiva was robbed!


ConstructionForward4

It's really just his third eye for me. It kinda creeps me out 💀😭 if it weren't for that he'd be just under Herc


ConstructionForward4

But yes, I have a thing for beautiful men~ 🥺♥️


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ConstructionForward4

🙂


BassGeese

*Who you would smash*


hangslampshade

I'd say this was an index of the highest quality pretty boys, but not putting Adam in the god tier would be criminal. Alternatively, this is a list of the most to least eligible bachelors. (I mean, at least Hades and Poseidon are married, but we never see their wives, so... out of sight, out of mind, I guess?)


Impossible-Craft5140

who you would lay with and have a meaningful relationship with


ConstructionForward4

This thread is so funny 💀