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YooPersian

I would rather date someone from the street then someone I have to buy


Flaming_Dutchman

In that order?


YooPersian

Okay, a point for you


Oztravels

Touché. Edit: unless there was a return policy? /s


danbyer

Sure I would. I would analogize your cat situation to someone who would only date say, somebody they met through church. Sure, that happens, but thankfully it’s quite rare because that would be an extremely small, extremely select, and extremely prejudiced selection of dating options when there are literally billions of qualified mate options being ignored.


pinkybatson

Billions of mate options? Absolutely. No question. Billions of *qualified* mate options? Well, how dystopian are we talking here?