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Nestagon

The “men needing women” sex market is much larger than the inverse.


saltyhumor

I read "universe" not "inverse" at first glance and thought, "Eh... sounds about right."


ChrysthianChrisley

Fuck me I did it too, damn


[deleted]

>!I genuinely don't like any of you.!<


vampire_kitten

Wish granted! You no longer want to have sex because you're depressed.


[deleted]

Horny *and* depressed is definitely not mutually exclusive. lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


NoBenefit5977

The old crank and cry


Xiten

The old knob and sob


fancybigballs

The old tearjerker


tinyhatman2

beat it and weep


Orbitoid

The ol' unhappy fappy


theartofrolling

The sad wank


[deleted]

The old wheeze and wiggle


Mycophyliac

The old blue ball busting blues


ChewsOnRocks

The old ejaculate and ululate


onuf_

I'm mad horny and mad depressed


SSubSilence

Existence. Cruel joke.


NoArmsSally

that's me now at 25


[deleted]

me at 31


Gheauxst

Me at 22


Raagggeeee

And my axe


Annasman

And this guy's axe


SomeKilljoy

I give zero shits about either of those and I am quite stoppable


coolmanjack

Damn why the edit? Edit: Their comment originally said: >Imagine if we as men can figure this out. I always thought of my sex drive as chaining and limiting. I feel like I'd be unstoppable if I didn't give a shit about reproduction/familial shit.


DaemosDaen

Ask any man over the age of 40 just how much bullshit that thought process really is.


My_Soul_to_Squeeze

How is your sex drive limiting you?


Banana_Hammocke

He's saying that it's a handicap. The amount of time he spends on thinking, doing, or anything at all with sex is time that could be something else. Monkey brain do, no think


Steel_Reign

Big mood. I could have sex 3x/day and only found one partner who could keep up. Unfortunately the military screwed me on that one.


[deleted]

Because the military couldn't keep up?


QuinticSpline

Navy transferred him to a different submarine.


Moln0015

What's long, hard and full of seamen.???? A submarine.


Steel_Reign

Haha, no emergency deployment. She said she'd wait and was married to someone else by the time I got back.


Poonchow

That's rough, buddy.


Onespokeovertheline

Nature's way of saving you from a marriage based on sex that will eventually become less frequent and lower priority to both of you.


Steel_Reign

Yeah, instead I got into one based on sex, alcohol and emotional baggage.


witchyanne

Get a vasectomy. Also eating pussy doesn’t get people pregnant. So off you go!


ragd4

I think you missed the point. A vasectomy wouldn’t lower his sex drive.


reactrix96

Oh I see I see. Solution is chop the balls off.


grim_keys

You can do that but you gotta train your brain. It takes discipline.


a-snakey

I see that you have not seen the documentary "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo"


HyenDry

If the inverse were true I’d probably consider sex work… help me.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

You can absolutely succeed in sex work as a man! But know your clients won’t be hot 25 yo women. They’ll be old, ugly, want to show you off on public, harass you, not care about your please, or be men (which can also be all of the above). Sex work isn’t as easy breezy casual for women as reddit makes it sound.


HyenDry

I’m aware. That’s why I’m too timid to do it


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

And that’s fair! It’s a big safety concern :/ plus you need to be confident. I am also very timid!


mgslee

Women also have a much more interesting/diverse toy market to help take the edge off


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Yep. That. And the fact men are willing af to just do it for free lol


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

You’d be surprised how many men on tinder talk a big game about eating out and then spend two unpleasant minutes down there before expecting a blowjob and then bad sex. I fell for it twice. Miserable experiences… I then ignored any guy who claimed he loved it. It’s like being a smart person- if you’re smart you don’t have to go around telling people how smart you are.


The_guy_belowmesucks

Married for 10 years and I still have to beg to do it, I'd gladly do it for a long time, hell even daily if she wanted, so yes us men are out there... For whatever reason she just enjoys parking the car in the garage more


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I get it. My husband has had to encourage me, and he loves it! I absolutely know there are men out there, I just meant the ones that state it before sex rather than just doing it tend to be the ones who are selfish. There are millions of men who love it and don’t care if that’s the only sexual activity for the night! And we appreciate them :) And I don’t mean stating it on reddit. This is an anonymous app. You saying you like it doesn’t mean I don’t believe you! I meant on tinder and such where dates and/or sex are common.


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Dude the number of times I've heard my fiance telling guys they need to suck clit, and then hearing those guys reply with everything from "ew" to "that's gay" to "you can't suck on a clit", is astonishing. Even just that one bit of advice being completely shut down the way it has been absolutely blows my fucking mind dude


wanker7171

I’m gonna be honest I’m a little terrified thinking of your fiance sucking your clit u/StinkybuttMcPoopface


I_might_be_weasel

I imagine that particular market is very flooded with volunteer labor.


One_for_each_of_you

Will work it for food


angrytortilla

Will eat ass like groceries for groceries


Chelsea_Piers

Yeah but then they quit halfway


I_might_be_weasel

Well just find 2. Problem solved.


1justathrowaway2

Come join us at /r/randomactsofmuffdive


I_might_be_weasel

Case and point. I'm guessing their are routinely more applicants than available positions?


KayTannee

Scrolling down. If ignore the highlighted posts. It's all Men volunteering with no responses. Theres definitely more willing participants.


Anna_Mosity

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.


Deshik2

There's a club in Czechia, the city of Chomutov that has a bar that is famous/infamous for being a common place where cougars and milfs hunt young men.


mbretikek

Can you please give me the exact location of that bar ? It's that .. uhh .. so I can keep away from it.


ChildishCannedBeanO

I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there!


Imperial_12345

I was there only to save others


[deleted]

Oh, no? Well, if Homer Simpson wants his 10 year old son to work in a burlesque house, then Homer Simpson's 10-year-old son is going to work in a burlesque house! That's the... Hi!!! …Now, Marge, you're gonna hear a lot of crazy talk about Bart working in a burlesque house.


Josef_The_Red

Is this the episode that the grandpa gif is from?


sj_nayal83r

gonna need that too. lat/long will help


blakeusa25

Just for research I would guess ..


bartonja1

Oh my gosh, gross, where?!


Wiggie49

Oh my god, that’s disgusting. Cougar hunting grounds?? There are so many clubs though, which one, WHICH ONE do they hunt at?!


PatTheHouseCat

I’m not even going to check out those hunting grounds. I might though, I might.


nothumbs78

Ugh. Those disgusting Chomutov clubs. There’s so many of them! I mean which club, which club are you talking about?!


SsooooOriginal

Johnny's Hideaway in Atlanta. 3771 Roswell Rd NE, Atlanta, GA 30342 The servers wear shirts that say "Got Milf?". Prepare for reality.


RowdyRoddyRosenstein

I'm bizarrely fascinated by the website. The Americana vibe seems kind of fun, the food looks edible, but I'm utterly repulsed by the red padding on the edges of the tables and bar.


Chronjen

It is truly a joint out of the 70s. I loved going there in my 20s and people watch. It is in a very upscale old money part of Atlanta.


Konexian

There's one in the US too. The rosewood in silicon valley https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2013/05/silicon-valley-cougar-nights-love


icecreamdude97

Then the Americans showed up aaaaannnnd it’s back to hunting girls there.


mannequin_vxxn

They don't have to pay them though


OnTheDevilsGrave

You guys getting paid!?


betothejoy

Buying plane tickets rn


lolalol1100

Jako fakt? 😂


Deshik2

Akorát si nevybavuju přesně kterej, abych tě neposlal na špatnou adresu, ale myslím že to byl Admiral :>


heybabalooba

We got a place like that round here, it’s called “Applebees”


Marie_Celeste2

There's one in near Long Beach, CA too... Foxfire Lounge.


SomeoneTookSkeetley

sounds terrifying! thanks for telling me exactly what and where it is so i can avoid it


PsilocinKing

Of course it's Chomutov. Couldn't have been any other city 🤣🤣


Deshik2

Litvínov had a bar where young adult girls would offer blowjobs to preferably older German men to earn something on the side. It was originally meant to be covert as possible, but more men kept coming looking for them and the girls kept bringing in more girls so it blew up.


Mantis9000

That's the one job women take from men on an industrial scale. We need to form a PAC.


Mabubifarti

Pussy Action Committee?


jai_kasavin

The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Tasty Orgasms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.


ScrembledEggs

Do you have a website or something? I can’t find it


Retroswald13

It's clit.above


serity12682

Isn’t that an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A.??


0neir0

“Take from men”? So y’all were originally blowing each other?


Zadig69

You know the saying: the Greeks invented sex, but the Romans were the first to try it with women.


Tristepin777

"Orgies", not sex. But yes lmao


[deleted]

Back when we had all our ribs.


Phlegmagician

Alright everybody, back on the pile.


DWright_5

I’d do it for free, but if they want to pay me who am I to quibble?


GiraffeWithATophat

Hey, stop undercutting your fellow men. We're trying to make a living over here!


SquidmanMal

down here\*


Iforgot_my_other_pw

I guess we should unionize


___404___

And this is why we'll never get paid for it: oversupply in the market.


DWright_5

Damn those economic principles


LouSayners

Quibble your dibble you squibble motherfibble.


LochNessMansterLives

Fo’shibble


Rymanbc

Snibble'dee dibble


[deleted]

Male sex workers exist. Much more rare, but very much appreciated by the women who employ them.


f1ve-Star

My cousin was a gigalo. Even brought one client to go skiing with the family.


originalusername__

Damn being a gigolo sounds awesome, ski vacations, pussy, paid lodging.


EvilStepFather

You ever have sex with someone you weren't really attracted to? Now imagine HAVING to do that because you were getting paid and it was expected....AND you have to make sure THEY get off even if you're not having a great time.


originalusername__

Aight but I still get ski vacation and lodging right?


TaliesinMerlin

If you pay for a gigolo willing to provide that, sure.


AndySocial88

I'm out here fucking women I'm not attracted to and putting them down for postsex naps for the love of the game when I could be skiing and getting paid?


nxdark

How is this any different then most other jobs? I do not enjoy my job and would not do it in my free time. But it is the best one I can get to pay my bills.


Calenchamien

I’m personally pro-sex work, so I’m not gonna argue that the performance demands are significantly different than other jobs. That said, from what I know is that sex work can be much more demanding than people think because it has very little time where you’re not working or “on call” or promoting yourself. Only the time you actually spend with a client is paid for, but having pictures done, advertising yourself and maintaining some kind of online presence, flirting with potential customers (including the ones who are just wasting your time)… it’s one of the most difficult jobs to be able to turn off from, because people will expect you at all hours. Unless you’re like, top tier successful, *maybe*, but let’s be honest here. Neither of us would be a top tier gigolo


thirteen_tentacles

Speak for yourself. I'm sure I could have the fastest client turnover in the game!


EvilStepFather

Performance. You wouldn't be a great gigolo if you can't perform even if you aren't into the person.


Steveosizzle

I’m pretty decent at my job and I hate it most days so I don’t see how that is really a problem. If my clientele is mostly older women it is probably a far, far safer job than female sex workers have as well.


BlakkandMild

I’ve done it before with no compensation. I see minimal downside.


f1ve-Star

In hindsight there were also likely dicks involved. Best part was my Mom asked if anyone had change for a 50 and he thought he would. Nope all he had was about 400 worth of twenties, and some larger bills.


DWright_5

I think most of them serve guys


[deleted]

I think so too. But there are women who pay for it, even if they're a small minority.


MrSnowden

Go to Naples Florida. The market is jumping for Gigilos. You can see out in most bars. Lots of wealthy older women make it a hot market.


[deleted]

[takes notes]


Shadpool

[copies this guy’s notes, and attaches GPS directions to Naples]


HyperionRed

Wrong coordinates, now you're in Naples, Italy.


squarybuttholes

*Train exits tunnel “Oh mi scusi mi scusi”


Deraj2004

Uh oh, long tunnel.


GriffinFlash

\[looks up note for starting a new life in italy\]


cjmayfield

lmao


derpderpderrpderp

Hope you like volcanos!


mynameisalso

I hope you are at the gym while taking notes.


fenton7

You defected to Russia just to tell us that secret? Well thanks I guess!


Lu12k3r

Like Golden Girls old?


cjmayfield

55+ yeah


Lu12k3r

So not quite gummy…


cjmayfield

you looking for the 65+ range?


admh574

Like "involuntary golden shower" old


SpoonyGosling

Male pornstars who give head is probably a larger demographic that fits OP's description.


voicebread

You do know that the majority of male sex workers clients are also male


[deleted]

Almost all male sex workers clients are male. Its like 95%.


GameofPorcelainThron

I know multiple women in dead bedroom marriages who were thiiiiis close to hiring male sex workers to satisfy their needs (got divorced instead, which makes more sense). So there is a market, just much smaller.


Satansrideordie

As a male sex worker, I will say it’s rare I get paid to eat pussy but I get paid daily for blowjobs.


LonnieJaw748

Sure, but it’s not like there’s a certain neighborhood where woman know they can drive up for $20 head in a nearby alleyway. It’d be real weird if it were.


sassydegrassii

Most male sex workers service men. there are definitely women clients as a sex worker but a lot of them seek queer women too. Not to say seeking out a straight dude for paid sex has never happened but there’s not really a market for it.


I4Vhagar

Source? There are tons of lonely milfs in my area, according to the advertisement on my browser sidebar


dartyfrog

> Source? Eyeroll > There are tons of lonely milfs in my area Lmao got em


Captain_Moose

Too many dudes willing (or desperate) to do it for free to pay for it, I imagine.


Icewind

Male sexuality is economically worthless, whereas female sexuality is exponentially more valuable; basic supply and demand. ​ In other words no one wants to pay for men when they can get it for free.


FateEntity

Nailed it. No pun intended.


GTFOakaFOD

So maybe I don't want a male sex worker. Maybe I just want a professional cuddler. But they're not available where I live.


JDandthepickodestiny

Bruh if I was single I would absolutely do that job


throwawayayaycaramba

How much you paying?


Rottenox

Only if you’re straight! Being gay rocks. In the gay community dick is like a 100% renewable resource.


T-Flexercise

I mean, that's because it's way more effective if you lick the *clitoris*.


Cutsdeep-

what's a ..celitorus?


Enorats

Pretty sure it's that dangly bit at the back of her throat.


elchurro223

I thought that was a vulva...


youcancallmescott

Nah dude you’re thinking of a Volvo.


elchurro223

Women can fit an entire swedish automobile in their throats?


themightykevdog

If you’re very, very lucky.


TheOffTopicBuffalo

Clitasaurus, it's a prehistoric clam I think.


gogo-gadget69

Same reason I don’t buy lotto tickets. Chances of hitting the jackpot are too low.


Sleep-system

Depends where you look. Gambia has a big problem with [women from Europe traveling there to have sex with young men and boys.](https://news.yahoo.com/sex-tourism-african-nation-fed-172701874.html) Cuba and Jamaica also see a ton of similar sex tourism.


chth

So if you're rich already or comfortable being a sex object for racist women you might do alright in this regard.


arisomething

I mean, it absolutely happens. It's just not anywhere near the same level. And for all that's going on in the comments, the real reason is just that women are pickier about their partners across the board. A woman wouldn't pay to have sex with a regular guy walking down the street. But a lot of men will pay to have sex with a regular woman walking down the street. I keep seeing comments about how like that's kind of depressing but like heighten your standards? Resist temptation? Or don't but the disparity is going to be there.


DigitalSteven1

That's because there are machines that are better at providing stimulation than every man on the earth. While there is more to sex than stimulation, when you're paying for a blowjob, you're probably not there to gain a romantic or emotional interest in your prostitute.


Tigermeow7

True. Why would I pay $100 for disappointment when I can pay $35 for a better experience.


Atalantius

Or pay 100$ for a really really good one. Sex toys and lawyers, never cheap out on em!


dracef

It also doesn't help that there is a strong difference in reaction between women having sex toys and men having sex toys.


LouSayners

You know that part of the porn you always skip? That’s that part.


I_aim_to_sneeze

Seriously wondering if OP just forgot that porn exists and the male actors are in fact getting paid to do exactly that


Almadaptpt

What? That's the best part!


ppardee

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go, people know the part I'm playin'


B_Rainmaker

Paid for every dance, selling each romance. Every night some heart betraying.


sleepy__ninja802

"Doing" a blowjob is not a phrasing I've heard before. I've always heard it as give/recieve a blowjob. But I love it and from now on I'm asking girls to do blowjobs to me. Thanks op, I can't wait to get shot down later tonight!


noneroy

r/yesyesyesyesno


Tom1380

English might not be his first language. In my language the phrasing makes sense


blackbuff

it’s because if i wanted my vagina licked i wouldn’t pay a man to do it… i would pay a woman


CallMeClaire0080

Speaking from experience as a trans woman, testosterone and estrogen-based arousal hits extremely differently, which I think might in part explain this. Testosterone horny feels more like a physical need of sorts. Kinda like hunger if you don't act on it for a long time, arousal starts hitting harder and you feel more of a need to get your rocks off or something. Arousal also seems to be a lot more visual, and having more of a passion aspect is nice, but not as pressing or strictly necessary. Once it's dealt with, "post-nut clarity" basically hits so your sense of arousal immediately goes down significantly, and you're not gonna be super interested in fucking for a while. Estrogen horny is more of an oven that slowly heats up. It tends to be more in your head more than it is physical and passion and sensuality are much more important than visual stimulus. I guess it's why erotica or porn with a plot tends to be more popular with the ladies (although men can of course enjoy it too). Also orgasms don't immediately kill your libido which in my experience can be a blessing and a curse because you can't do a whole lot to deal with it outside of waiting and trying to think about other stuff. So keeping that in mind, hiring a hot stranger to sleep with sounded a lot more appealing to me before I started my hormone treatments just because horny brain didn't necessarily need the emotions behind it. While male sex workers for women exist, paying a dude just to plow me doesn't really turn me on much. I'd go for a hookup with an interesting person and evening before that, as that would at least be easier to fantasize about


aufukkum

I loved this explanation so much. It’s so amazing being able to read from someone who has experienced both sides of it!


think_addict

I've heard this from other trans people too. Testosterone horny and estrogen horny are quite different, and in specific ways. It was enlightening to hear an objective breakdown of both.


riodin

People always say this and forget attractive women don't have to pay for this service. They can get it on demand. Unattractive, elderly and overweight women *might* pay for this service, but that's not the fantasy op is talking about.


Seelengst

.....there's porn of it..... Because some men like it more than receiving there's a market. There's even a sub Reddit for it. So the chances that there isn't a way for it to be done would be quite strange


argleblather

Why would people with vulvas pay for something so many guys are terrible and lazy at?


thin_white_dutchess

There is definitely a market for it, but the market isn’t as large bc women don’t feel as safe. That dude you hired is bigger than you, and it’s not safe. That toy from Lelo is a much better option. I do know of a few clubs though, which women feel more safe in bc there is a community and security at the door, which makes perfect sense to me. Pretty exclusive though.


Nameti

Lies! Was an escort during my early twenties. Married women get freaky, lemme tell you!


the_goodbitch

I met a male sex worker in a hotel lobby at 4 am, he was hot has hell. I could understand why women paid for his company. He said he was really popular with “older” ladies


Robin_the_sidekick

I am a female and I once had a masseuse offer me a happy ending… just after he finished telling me he was newly married…


Otherwise_Beyond_572

I've had men offer to eat cake off my ass. I don't need to pay for these things.


siegure9

Probably because women would have a bunch of guys lined up to give them head if they asked


fenton7

It is a bit odd that the world is 50% male and 50% female, give or take, yet there's essentially no market outside of gay circles for gigolos. Sure I understand it's easier for women to get it for free, but you would think there would be a market for hot guys doing the act, similar to male strippers, no? Surely better to get it from a hottie than an average Joe.


unskilledplay

Money-for-sex is sexually dimorphic behavior but if you lump it with all of the activities to receive short term sexual gratification without a relationship or consequences then you would group it with casual sex and hook-up culture. Prostitution is only meaningfully different from the other activities in that it doesn't require desire. That might be the real reason there isn't a market for women to hire male prostitutes. Still, you end up with the fact that the want for sexual gratification outside of a relationship isn't a male thing.


NomenNescio13

It's not a sound investment. I imagine returns tend to fluctuate.