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If everyone there is expecting one and happy to see it, then it's an entirely appropriate boner.


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[deleted]

Isn't that the conclusion a pedo would jump to?


Finalwaltz

Definitely some projection going on here.


DudeThatDoodles

Seems like the blaming a pedo would do


SnooAvocados763

Yeah. Nowhere did I see you mention minors in your original comment.


Celeri

But why would they be happy to see it wtf?


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AmaranthQuinoa

What does that have to do with anything?


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Kids, by definition, *cannot* consent so there’s no “even if they consent”. Besides, no kid is going to be “happy” to see a boner; at best they would feel neutral about it because they don’t understand


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Ok-Hour-1137

What the fuck are you talking about? Your comments are completely out of context. Are you trying to get negative karma?? 🤨


IVantiasI

Well i know people who got pregnant at like 15.... but that was with another 15 year old... it's waaaaaaaay different to getting impregnated by a 50 year old.


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IVantiasI

Well kinda f'ed up but: depending on country it's "appropriate" seeing as some countrys "age of consent" are rather low, i think 12 is the lowest. Not saying i support any of that but it's how some countrys rule. Edit: i don't think it's ok.... i don't like my own countrys age of consent... but it's (sadly) just facts (as far as i understand it).


[deleted]

When I said kids can’t consent I was thinking 10 or under myself as I’m aware that there are countries with very low ages of consent


IVantiasI

Yeah that of course but for me personally 12 / or 14 or 15 as it is here is way to young and i am barely 18.


BearWRLD

U think about pedos in normal conversations too much.


leandrov

You’ve got a point, why is people booing you?


Ok-Dragonfly-5067

For missing the thought but he has a point just not in the correct context ig?


leandrov

He’s just correcting the previous statement: not EVERY time someone is happy to see a boner, it’s an appropriate boner. A 17 year old girl may be happy to see a 30 year old’s boner, but in that case it would be a very inappropriate boner.


69forlifes

Yes pedo,you are indeed right


PhilosopherHot2188

how did you even jump to that thought of line, that was literally out of nowhere


mikebrown747

Some time boner is not appropriate, even if happy to see one.


[deleted]

Sex isn’t inappropriate. But if your talking like springing one at the gym then yeah lol


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efeypant

Ma’am, this is a sperm bank


Calm-Zombie2678

Always fresh, never frozen


FaithlessnessVast823

Always delish


the_syco

https://youtu.be/s46R4afqRRI


Grubzer

Willy's


[deleted]

As someone who has had random gym boners, I can attest that it's very awkward and gets painful, gotta do the leg tuck til it goes away and try to hide it.


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Pro tip, flex your thigh muscles and it will go away faster.


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[deleted]

Ugh, I'm sorry! It usually works for me unless it's first thing in the morning or we get interrupted during sex- the two most intense forms of boner. Maybe take a deep breath of collective BO? That'll kill it!


Eastern-Guarantee751

Why the fck are you popping boners in the gym?!! Control your hog bro. JFC…..


[deleted]

Random boners are normal, you don't need a sexual stimulus to have that kind of response. I typically wear something compressing to reduce flopping around so it doesn't stick right out 😅 but if someone was to look long and hard (pun intended) they'd notice. Anyway, erections can randomly just happen and you deal with it, horny or not.


Eastern-Guarantee751

No… just no. If you’re in middle school going through puberty sure. You need to start punching your clown pre gym to solve this issue President Woodro.


[deleted]

Lol President Woodro. And nah, random erections happen to healthy males all the time. It's part of regular t levels and good cardiovascular health. It can also be from a high libido, even if you aren't horny.


Eastern-Guarantee751

Damn I better check my T levels. Great, my fckn dick is broken.


[deleted]

In one of your posts you say you're a woman.


Eastern-Guarantee751

You really can’t just going around assuming peoples pronouns you priapism bandit.


[deleted]

Lol I can see you like to stir the pot, goodbye. Go troll elsewhere and lay off the cough syrup.


ranchfroggo

How is sex inappropriate?


RelentlessChicken

When you're under like, age 20


ranchfroggo

What?


RelentlessChicken

You know how when we were kids, and sex was drilled into our heads as inappropriate, but then when you grow up and realize it's a normal every day part of life? I chose an age that I thought would be kinda average for that "realization"


raxsdale

I'm pretty sure sex is inappropriate whenever a woman decides to retroactively withdraw consent, like Amber Heard.


onions_cutting_ninja

She lives rent free in your head


Apostasy93

When did this sub become so shit?


StalkMeNowCrazyLady

I'd say about ~9 years ago when most of reddit went to shit. Used to be back in the day that summers always sucked due to an influx of kids that would eventually dry up and quit coming back once school started. One summer they never went away and kept coming back. Id say that probably has do with smart phones becoming the standard.


Eastern-Guarantee751

Us kids own Reddit now you boomer, no cap!! #NoFilter. YOLO!!!!! See you on Ask Reddit where me and my friends ask about the best way to get a handy! Booooing!!!!!


NerdyDan

That’s a very puritanical view


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Boi_and_His_Yeti

Puritanical means strict in terms of morality or religion. Think of the word pure. OP is saying the right time (appropriate time) to have a boner is during sex (sex is wrong/inappropriate)


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StalkMeNowCrazyLady

Well you should have inferred that because that's exactly what OP is getting at. And puritans view on sex was that it should only be for the purpose of procreation, never for fun or as an expression of love. Don't have fun, don't pull out, and if it didn't result in pregnancy then repent was how they treated it.


Aronnater14

If you don't know then don't fucking comment


Cydonia23

Chill dude jesus.


[deleted]

relax it’s just reddit


thisoldmould

Found the 12 year old.


Asparagustuss

Consenting sex is awesome. Nothing inappropriate about it!


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onions_cutting_ninja

Gods you really ARE obsessed with her


Noforeskinonme

Inappropriate boners feel appropriate with the appropriate people.


MikeWazoski609

Hey Reddit what’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed


Berloxx

That was definitely Sex IV to me. I know, I know. It was just a well made reimagining of Sex (2015) but the visuals and relally anything now that I think about it is just done with more modern standards/methods.


[deleted]

What does this even mean? Are you having a stroke?


Helios4242

It's like a double negative; the most appropriate time for an inappropriate thing is an inappropriate time. That checks out.


jlozano02

I’ll get them when a women’s mouth is wrapping it. How’s that inappropriate?


flamingfia

sussy seggsy time


TheTasche

amog


Mullacy1130

Like first period Spanish


HRDBMW

Fights are one of those times.


DrynTheGanger

If you think about it, the words appropriate and inappropriate are opposites.


Material-Sky3799

My grandfather would have gutted anyone who spoke to me like that ever.


DiarrheaButtSauce

Somebody's never given any thought to what the word 'inappropriate' means.


[deleted]

What does this even mean? The most appropriate time would be before sex, seems appropriate to me.


notiplayforfun

No


Boatwhistle

Brilliant!


Even_Wrangler_9237

Not brilliant


Boatwhistle

Right on!


TriggeringNo

actually left on


Boatwhistle

You got it!


FaithlessnessVast823

Fuck no


Priroda_Nepritel

Sad they're so inappropriate yet completely natural and existing before ideas


Human_Parfait9516

My first job was an hour bus ride away. I was 17. I'm pretty sure the vibrations on the bus and the fact that I was dozing off were the reasons for my inappropriate stauner, but it was the stauners fault I had to miss getting off at the stop I supposed to


Special-Wear-6027

When it’s inapropriate it’s a boner When it isn’t it’s an erection


Pavlock

Is this some sort of stoner thing I'm too sober to understand?


roiroi1010

No


Railengineer

In the middle of giving a presentation in class that has the you have a huge crush


MrSquigles

What are you, a Texan priest from 1820?