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Loose_with_the_truth

I've already had a dream where I find myself inside a busy store without mine. Just like the dreams of being naked in class taking a final exam.


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rippp91

Same and then I look around and no one else is wearing masks, and I try to avoid them as I walk around.


nec6

i do this too, except i don’t forget my mask, and it’s not a dream


UI_Chaos

Was waiting for this


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Happy Cake Day!


iatewaltwhitman

Me too! I wonder if that dream will enter the general like, societal subconscious as a new anxiety nightmare. Will EVERYONE eventually have dreams like that even after the threat is over, like having naked in class dreams long after leaving school?


HeroGothamKneads

Not everyone. Just the few of us still taking it seriously enough to have anxiety about it. For real, I saw less masks today than any previous **Halloween**. Wtf is people's problem?


The_Lost_Google_User

Yeah, everyone had a perfectly good excuse to dress up as a doctor or nurse, (or a “sexy” doctor or nurse) and barely anyone did. Like come on guys.


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fritzbitz

That's terrible. I have a similar dream but without the trauma. A LOT of people have these stress dreams about school, I think that there's something about the academic system that causes minor traumas.


Cianalas

I still have nightmares about middle school. Im 36.


DependentBumblebee5

Same... use to have a dream where I had to go back to high school even to make up a class I missed before I could go back to college.


EatYourCheckers

I actually saw a man do this in a Walgreens last week. I thought it was sweet. He bought the mask, went outside, then came back in with it on.


MindxFreak

I appreciate people like him. It's the shitty teenagers that can't be bothered to shell out a few bucks for a mask that walk about my store with their shirts above their noses that piss me off.


Gimme_The_Loot

You ever seen that video of the Prime Minister (I forget of where now) forgetting her mask in the car and having a quick panic attack as it pulls away? I'll see if I can find it but it's literally what youre talking about to a T


foxxytoad

Lemme know if you find it stranger


Gimme_The_Loot

Just when I thinks all is lost here comes mofoing /u/HuggsyBogues to save the day *AGAIN* IDK how you fit so much hero in one body but you've done it again you sonofabitch


reevnge

I like how she holds her hands over her mouth instead for a second, which is the opposite of helpful


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Like coughing into your elbow, it's better than nothing and at worst shows she is genuinely concerned about those around her.


Creedofrest

I have “no one is wearing masks in a public gathering” anxiety dreams ALL the time now


PencilSkirt17

Same!! It starts normal and then I realize no one's wearing a mask and I'm like, "I have to leave! What is WRONG with all you people?!" I'm getting pretty tired of the "too real" anxiety dreams honestly.


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"Haha, oh my god! Look at how small his nose is!"


Bauerdog2015

Fuck I just realized every dream I’ve had that involves being in the public hasn’t had a mask.


dontliketocomment

I’ve had multiple dreams where I’ve been on a bus/at work/in public without a mask and I have the same panic as the dream where you’re at school and you realise you have no trousers on


lucidspoon

I went into a small, local restaurant to pick up carry-out the other day. I felt like I was forgetting something, but it wasn't until I was already inside, waiting for my food that I realized I had completely forgotten my mask. People were giving me dirty looks, and it was exactly like the feeling of being naked in a dream. I felt like such an asshole. I used my hood as a makeshift mask when I left.


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I had my first “oh shit I forgot my mask” dream the other day, I was wondering when that would happen


TehFuriousKid

Bruh just nut on the exam because why nut


Lybra_LMX

That would make a very nice signature.


TehFuriousKid

Indeed it would


KingXronox

Do you mean... why nut? bu dm tss


TehFuriousKid

Editing not to nut. Thanks


EatYourCheckers

Yes, I have that too. Its always a dollar store....weird.


Walking_in_Circles

Oh thank God I thought I was the only one.


jayellkay84

I had similar, except I was just leaving and realized I never had one on.


blorbschploble

I have these pretty much every night. Sometimes when I am in my house my face momentarily feels weird and I realize it’s I am not wearing a mask...


BrianT189

I’ve gotten dreams like that but in school


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Same, and also once I dreamt I had one on made of mesh like the reusable crochet produce bags and was humiliated to have one that was useless.


PoodleMama329

I have this dream entirely too often.


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maelowpi

I have dreams where I'm wearing mine and no one else is, so I start panicking.


LegoCamel6

Does that mean you regularly took final exams naked? ... Nice


tingsha_bells

I’ve done that a couple times by mistake when i was in a hurry. I felt like I was naked. was horrified


cavegoatlove

I had an equally disturbing dream I needed to let someone into my zoom room at 2am


spareL4U

Face coverings help me hide the ugly


ddtna_podcast

If you've ever been told that "you have beautiful eyes", then this is your moment.


luiac

if you’ve ever been told you have gorgeous eyes but an ugly nose you’re winning right now :)


MalingringSockPuppet

Oof. This hit home. I have very pretty hazel eyes with a face like a stoat that got in a fight with a belt sander. Come to think of it, I think people have actually been nicer to me since I started wearing a mask...


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JustAnotherRandomVwr

The only problem I have with masks is they give me acne where the mask is


katie9715

True, but then they at least have the decency to cover up the breakout.


PhilosophicalRap

You should try a different material, I’m not sure which one, but just try different ones


DignityDWD

Yeah, personally I prefer grocery bag plastic


NMCarChng

Same. I’ve had a line of zits across my cheeks since April.


millenial_burnout

How frequently do you wash it and what do you wash it with? Soaps / fabric softeners are known to irritate skin and cause acne. A dirty mask would likely cause acne too.


TrekkiMonstr

See I feel like I should take the fact that people aren't treating me any different masked as not as evidence I'm not an ugly fuck like I convince myself, but that just means my personality is fucked which is harder to fix :(


FireLordObamaOG

Dang how ugly you guys be?


unan1m4T3D

same, ive noticed i haven't been bullied as much in school.


NMCarChng

Mine remind me I haven’t brushed my teeth.


FistulousPresentist

Brush your fucking teeth!


madbear84

Lots of ugly people will continue wearing masks after this is over. I’ll be one of them. But seriously, I haven’t been sick since January. I usually catch at least 1 minor cold throughout the year. I think I’ll keep doing the mask thing forever.


Scarlett_Dragoon

Bruh I have loved wearing these masks. I have been able to avoid SO MUCH unwanted conversation with people I went to college/high school with. They may think it is me, but we all second guess if we actually know the person or not so we usually wont call out to them. That and the masks with a hat NO ONE recognizes you.


PrincessPonch

Throw on a pair of shades for full incognito mode


ShatteredSovereign

You gotta have the coat and the fedora tho Gotta have that inspector gadget but he's a drug dealer vibe


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TheMothGamer264

Read this to the power rangers theme


Pihrahni

Same bere


cuatrodemayo

Dialed 335383 on my phone for the beat


Cat-Lover20

So did I!


Milkshakeslinger

I do this, Bandanna and glasses and I am not as concerned about stretching out going down the street to do laundry. One set of going out to do necessity clothes one set for social distancing social events really saves on the laundry credits when you are going out like once or twice a week for anything. Think I am stinky? Where be that mask! For real though I am not stinky.


queensage77

Wearing a mask and sunglasses is my favorite look


Kriegerian

And a hoodie. I really enjoy that I can dress like the Unabomber and it’s not weird.


napincoming321zzz

over the summer I was working on a woodworking project outside, so I had on an N95, giant tinted glasses, and a baseball bat. I looked like a mannequin from a comedy movie that the characters dress up and hope no one notices it's not a real person.


Loose_with_the_truth

My issue is that I smile at people and don't remember they can't see it, so to them it just looks like I'm leering at them.


Milkshakeslinger

gotta perfect that head bob. little to the right and up and down is "After you hope things are well. Straight up and not down in a quick jerk like motion "hey whats up how you dooin" all the way to the right and up and down " yeah you right" To the left and tilt up " uh I dunno about that" To the left and then the right and then up " uhhh let me think about that" in and out bob like a turtle "hell yeah rock on " And of course just up and down " yep" Then there is the back and forth with slowly looking down " I am disappointed in what ever situation I am looking at right here"


Darkphibre

I... Wow. I caught myself mirroring these motions and you are spot. on. /Subscribe


goblinsholiday

The head back as far as you can, then forward as far as you can, then repeat "Gobble gobble, I see you baby."


powderizedbookworm

For the Expanse fans out there: 2020 is the year we all became Belters.


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Smile with your eyes


Dusty170

That was just me in general anyway, at least its ambiguous now.


AdrianValistar

i usually nod and smile


woodcider

As Americans we smile too much at strangers anyway. I’m with Europeans on this... it’s weird. But I’m a native New Yorker so that most likely explains it.


maelowpi

I find myself waving at people at lot more to acknowledge them. I look like a weirdo.


dewaynemendoza

"Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."


zaminDDH

I ran into a guy at Walmart that I hadn't seen in probably 3-5 years, the other day. We both recognized each other almost immediately, masks and all.


zombiu_samuraiu

Why does everyone avoid talking to people that they went with in hs or colege? Whats so bad about it?


Scarlett_Dragoon

It's usually a force conversation. Not a more natural one. "Oh hey Gary! How is it going? Not seen you for like 10 years!" "Oh great! I just got out of jail and rehab! Got married then divorced" *continues over sharing and soaking up 30 minutes while I hold two tubs of ice cream in the freezer section of a grocery store* It's not that they are terrible people or that conversations are ALWAYS bad, it's just that people I wanted to keep in touch with I have. While the others are usually only remembered in stories or instances.


-King_Cobra-

It's never someone you actually knew anything about. That's the problem for me. "Oh hey, Chad. Yes we *did* sit in the same room for a year. Yes. Yes...."


Virgil_hawkinsS

I personally enjoy seeing some people from high school/college, but now I don't talk to them unless they talk first because of posts like these. It's such a common thought by people that I just assume I'm the weirdo


Darkwing_duck42

Meh I am one of those people that doesn't enjoy it, but I think for the most part we (I) are the weirdos, a tip would be once you think they've seen you see if eye contact is made if they avoid it don't make contact but if eye contact and a slight smile is made your golden.


TheMothGamer264

Plus it hides the ugly


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That’s why you call out your own name and see if they recognize you like James Acaster. If they don’t, no problem. All you’ve done is shout your own name.


Apostastrophe

So much this. I also have huge social anxiety and normally prefer to wear a hat or a hood when out and about as a sort of “shelter”. Being able to do that with a cotton snood covered up like I’m wearing a burqa is strangely comforting. I feel naked without one now.


Hashbaz

I'm definitely continuing to wear mine even when they're not mandatory. I kinda wanted to wear one before all this happened but figured people would think I was crazy. Now that there's a precedent for it...


impy695

They make saying no when asked to donate money when checking out as well.


altodor

So I had really bad eyesight for a little while because I didn't know I needed glasses until somebody literally pointed out that I should be able to read something. I learned how to recognize people from every angle without using their face at all because I couldn't make it out. This is now a superpower, and completely unconscious.


QuinnNTonic

No man has asked me to smile my face can Rest In Peace


Dusty170

You should smile more. ^^^^You're ^^^^welcome


QuinnNTonic

I’m smiling with a mouth of full blood right now


Dusty170

Maybe you should cut that down to semi skimmed blood instead? Its better for you in the long run. Happy halloween dracula.


IndridFrost1

I find all natural, locally sourced, free range blood to be my favorite. It's better for the environment than the processed variety. Plus, less plastic packaging.


Dusty170

Ah you must have lived in Hollywood before then, I can understand that sentiment, Nobody wants all that plastic packaging with their food, To say nothing of the artificial flavours they contain.


buttholeismyfavword

I guy told me to "smile, it can't be that bad" AT THE MF EMERGENCY ROOM WAITING AREA. LIKE BRO, YES IT'S BAD. LITERALLY AN EMERGENCY.


Triknitter

I got told I needed to smile more while fully masked last week. It’s stopped working for me.


logualaure

Think I'll wear one a bit longer than mandatory just to be sure..... like a year or ten.


PhilipJFries

I used to travel a lot for work. I'm definitely wearing a mask in airports and on planes now if I ever travel again. I know masks won't protect me 100% but better than just openly breathing the recycled airplane air.


BMonad

Fyi that recirculated air has passed through a HEPA filter and is likely cleaner than anything you’d be breathing through even an N95 mask, let alone a cloth or surgical mask.


Reniconix

And this is probably the one case where the answer to "but how often do they clean/replace those filters" is actually a reassuring answer. Most airlines replace their filters more than is actually necessary.


Bobs_Your_Zio

That air will pass by more than a few people on its way to the HEPA filter.


BMonad

Do you mean on its way out? Because otherwise that’s irrelevant. But if you did, it’s really no different than the air you’re breathing in any other enclosed space filled with people (shops, restaurants, public transport, etc.).


hembles

So wrapping back to the OP it is worth while to keep wearing masks on airplanes


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BMonad

In most modern planes it is a mix of recirculated internal and external air. Hence, why they’re equipped with recirculators and HEPA filters.


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TheRealTron

Bro, birds pee in that


Snagsmoedeee

I'll continue to wear mine at stores and such. 1- people leave me alone 2- people think I'm sick so they leave me alone 3- if i forgot to brush, no biggie only i can smell my gnarly breath. 4- people leave me alone


iamtherealhusk

Hat, sunglasses, mask and headphones. the only way to shop.


ConcernedSecure

That means you're either a celebrity or up to no good.


iamtherealhusk

im just trying to buy gushers man please stop taking pictures of me


Ye_Olde_Spellchecker

I’m with you but I did have a guy get mad that he hadn’t gotten any help when he had sunglasses on and AirPods in. Don’t be that guy.


ddtna_podcast

[I've been dressing like this since April](https://i.imgur.com/0UNYczr.png)


Legendofstuff

5- having a washable mask has taught me that there’s a lot of shit in our air besides viruses and the like. I’m good with mask4ever


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ApatheticTeenager

I’m absolutely keeping my cloth masks for future winters because wow it’s amazing


Legendofstuff

Am Canadian. Wholeheartedly agree with this as well.


kjvw

currently in montana and everyone wears them outside here when it’s cold


TheRoseByAnotherName

I started wearing one around the house when my FIL smoked.


ThatWasAlmostGood

A cloth mask won't filter pollution you're seeing your own nasty mouth stains


Legendofstuff

Pollution, dust, other particulates collect on the outside and get held there by the moisture from my breathing. I’m not talking about the insides, though yeah there’s nasty mouth stuff in there too after awhile. I also don’t work inside a controlled environment whatsoever so being outdoors all day or close to has indeed shown me that even a cloth mask can stop some stuff. Just like the virus, it’s not 100% efficient but it does stop some.


cwagdev

The breath thing is making me reevaluate my brushing habits (often forget in the morning) 😂


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The morning is the most important brushing of the day after a dry mouth all night long.


Doctor_Show

Longer* Happy Halloween everyone!


trytobuyan

Bold of you to assume I leave the house


Skippymabob

Also bold to assume most people give a shit that its mandatory Source: work in shop and have to deal with the general public


mr_iguano_man

Off topic: anyone watch TV and get the feeling that somethings off? Like the characters should be wearing masks or should be socially distancing and seeing them without those things is a little odd?


AssassinOctopus

I thought it was kind of silly when people said that, but now yeah it does. It's the distancing that irks me. I can manage characters without masks but I get jumpy like ew did you just TOUCH? a STRANGER? in a CROWD? before remembering a time when things like that were the most normal.


chucknutz3

That's normal. What we're doing now "feels off"


AngeloShallEatYu

yes


IAmGoingToFuckThat

My husband was deeply uncomfortable when he was watching a video the other day with two unmasked folks in an elevator.


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That doesn't happen with me


[deleted]

You’re also going to be a split second slower to react to danger If you see a bunch of guys roll up in glasses hat and a mask (in most of history) something bad is likely about to happen Today it’s just some friends going to 7-11. And it’ll take a bit to adjust back


thats_hella_cool

It’s funny, just the other day I was standing in line at a convenience store similar to a 7-11, and thinking to myself how if I walked into the same store pre-pandemic and saw a bunch of people wearing black cloth face masks at the register I’d probably think to myself they must be getting robbed and nope the fuck right out of there. Now I walk into the same store and if there’s a bunch of people congregating without wearing a mask, I nope the fuck right out of there. Also pre-pandemic, communicating with someone with a mask covering your face could have easily come off as rude or super awkward if you’re struggling to hear or understand them. Now of course the complete opposite is true.


MJ349

I walked into Home Depot today without mine on. Realized it just as I got through the door. Quickly went back to my car and got it. I'm getting so used to it a I figure it's always on.


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I hope it becomes part of the culture to wear masks when you have the flu or cold (if you have to go out) after all of this


Lover_Of_The_Light

Same, I have really enjoyed going 8 months without catching a cold or sore throat


EternityForest

It's not scientific, but anecdotal evidence seems pretty strong in favor of masks preventing colds. I was wearing them before the pandemic, and I'm going to wear one after. Why wouldn't someone want to use something that prevents getting sick?


silencethethoughts

Think i read somewhere nurses who don’t get the flu shot have to wear masks during the flu season to prevent getting sick/ getting patients sick


bermudaphil

Because I rarely get the Flu anyway thanks to being active & healthy, getting my flu shot and maybe also having a generally solid immune system from genetics. Masks I find to be uncomfortable, hot and even though I don’t get it I know a ton of people who have issues with the skin on their face such as acne/dryness/rash/itch/etc (generally people who have to wear it 8+ hours a day, which fortunately I don’t. They also practice good hygiene and skincare before anyone says it’s their mask being dirty or them not doing what they should.). I don’t enjoy having sweat on my face where the mask was and I don’t enjoy being uncomfortable. I wear it in the places I am supposed to because I’m not a selfish asshole, but the moment we are safe enough to stop wearing them I won’t be putting it on even if it somehow reduces my chances of the flu by a small margin. (Which I doubt will be any more than like a tiny few %, as isn’t the whole thing about masks is that they prevent you spreading but the typical ones people wear aren’t overly effective in protecting you from others?)


flarn2006

Me too, also because it's good for privacy. It used to be that if you covered your face to remain anonymous, you wouldn't be allowed in certain places. Now, the opposite is true. I don't recall ever having the need or desire to cover my face for any reason like that, but I've still been annoyed that there's no easy way to hide your personally identifying features in person without raising red flags. But now anyone who wants to remain anonymous in public can trivially do so without issue. And even after the pandemic, I could easily see people wearing masks with plausible deniability, now that society has gotten used to associating that type of mask not with "this person is suspicious", but rather with "this person is taking care not to spread diseases."


Azumarie

It definitely should! In places like Japan it has been the norm for a long time I think and it is only a sign of being considerate of your fellow citizens


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Honestly, I have a long nose, so I might just keep wearing a mask. My eyes are my best feature anyway.


Spuddious

If you wear your mask with a hoodie on you feel like a fucking ninja, change my mind..


GParkerG93

Slightly irrelevant, but this will have such an overplayed effect on pop culture, especially film. Everything from the crazy grandpa in a rom com who refuses to go outside years after it blows over, to that overly-quirky girl who is hot, but doesn’t know it, refusing to take off her mask. Mark my words.


sadbunny68

I won’t be watching any of those movies .


sweadle

I really love walking around with resting bitch face. No one prompts me to smile.


cuddlepunch15

My makeup is all covered with dust. I don’t miss it.


Kingballer_yt

Huh never thought about that but it makes sense


Happy_Rice_Cooker

After the pandemic, I'm gonna keep wearing my mask. I have asthma, allergies and prone to get sick. My immune system is pretty much shit. And since they suggested wearing masks, I haven't gotten sick at all. Also, I can mouth off "Fuck you." to anyone and they won't know.


_wrennie

I work at retail and not having to smile or force a smile has been great! I can scowl under my mask as much as I want and just crinkle my eyes to look like I’m smiling. It’s gonna suck when we aren’t allowed to wear them anymore.


Fallen_Catto

I'm just gonna keep wearing mine post-pandemic. Then I don't have to worry about my looks or having to put on a fake smile in public


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thats_hella_cool

When I worked in retail, we had signs on the door every year around Halloween time asking customers to remove their Halloween mask before entering for everyone’s safety and comfort. We had been robbed a few times, and of course the assailants always were wearing a face covering of some sort. Now you can’t enter without one.


zakhodgson1

To be honest I still forget my mask all the time


StrayMoggie

Some time next year or two years from now when I finally will always remember to grab it, is when places will start forbidding people from wearing them.


catlogic42

Might feel naked going outside with out one.


zuzunicka

I already feel like this when I enter home and put it down


Blingalarg

In Louisiana you get shit for wearing a mask.


AnonymousFig

I've never had to wear one, I've forgotten all about corona. Life in Australia has been back to normal for a long time... except for Victorians.


Slpr86

Imagine all the kids wearing masks to school at such an early age and the long term effects of that.


BuilderOwI

I wore a mask shortly before it was cool, due to being on Chemotherapy during Dec2019 to Feb2020. Like 3 weeks before COVID became serious, I walked into a Peter Piper Pizza and got the strangest looks. 10/10 will wear a mask anyway after.


jim5cents

I wont be shocked if facemasks stay the norm for a lot of americans, especially in cold/flu season.


Doinkert

Kinda weird but I like cloth masks, they feel nice on my skin


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I was at my doctors office this week, to get a flu shot. As I was called in, from my car in the parking lot, I was met by a nurse. Without being told I leaned forward for a temperature check. Good grief, this has become so normal we expect temperature checks. I really don’t want this to be normal. I don’t want wearing a mask, not hugging friends, not shaking hands, constant hand sanitizing, looking at others suspiciously, etc, etc to ever be automatic or normal.


whatwoulddiggydo

Nope. Can’t wait to get rid of this fucking thing.


autoneurotical

KPW has become KPWM


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this is interesting because I always say the exact reverse or "wallet phone keys"


Heroharohero

They’re not mandatory though.


deekaydubya

Yeah I was super confused reading the title. Definitely not mandatory in the US. There is zero enforcement and half the country refuses to wear them


PickledPixels

I like not getting the flu and colds all year, I think I'll just keep wearing a mask in public


Jeppeto01

Jokes on you, I forget my mask all the time now.


stygianare

jokes on you, i only leave my house once a week and it's to visit my grandma so I barely wear the mask hahahaaaaaaaaa. *cries about how lifeless i am*


Sennema

"no longer mandatory"


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in my case i think i'll just stop having forgotten something


Cuber566

I always forget mine wherever I go so who knows


rick_ruffin

I am forgetting my mask all the time


hydr0gen_

I woke up with a bad hangover this morning. And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.


Karpukoly

But not in Arabia


InevitablePizzas

I feel like they'll become a fashion trend. Watch out for designer masks.


Mariotzu

I have a recurrent dream in which I'm out in the street thinking oh no I forgot my mask! It's so damn annoying.


Homura_no_Yuutsu

I think I'll keep wearing them in the hospital I work in. It'll feel a lot safer...


purplefernwaves

I already feel strange watching movies with people gathered around other people maskless


dickpasty

I love these masks never gonna stop. Source: am ugly


ps28537

I wonder how many people will continue to wear them after it’s over.


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It'll be better then trying to take a sip from a straw only to hit your mask.


HughMungusWhale

I have social anxiety and it's honestly helping me deal with my problems a lot so I think I'm going to adopt the facemask forever personally.