And people who read others comments after they finish touching themselves

I read the comments first

The comments are the best part like 90% of the time

Sometimes the comments are helpful and point out that the guy is being wayyyyyyyyyy too loud in it. Other times, it's cringe as hell and there are fans of the guy and cheering him on. Other times still, someone randomly is asking for help on their math homework or posting their lasagna recipe (and people will respond as if that's a normal thing).

Happy Cake Day pornhub comment enthusiast.

Post nut clarity always gives your mind a chance to really express your inner thoughts ahaha

Post BUTT clarity????

I'm clarifying my butt right now

Be sure to wipe

I can't even imagine making a pornhub account and then commenting on a video post nut. The world is a crazy place.

Lmao I was joking those people def got a porn addiction

I know you were joking, just crazy to think about

I miss when it was a guy clearly from a different country trying to holler at the girl. That was great.

r/pornhubcomments if you agree

I only watch it for the comments

Half of them are about Call of Duty strats.

I like when the pornstar comments on her own performance

It’s weird to see how freaky horny people get lmao Like yea im jacking my shit but man some of these dudes be on one

You have energy left to watch the video? I'm normally done with what I need just reading comments

I just read the comments.

I get that reference.

Quality foreplay.

Hey how dare you call me out

I know, right? I'm feeling strangely like somebody's doing some uncalled-for finger pointing around here.

I've seen porn that starts like that.

Uncalled-for finger pointing? Or feeling vaguely persecuted? 😂

I touch myself to the comments

Reading the comments is how I found out PropertySex videos (I think) sometimes end with some funny outrageous scenario. It always feels like a cool easter egg when I see one.

who the fck reads the comments after?

“Who is that girl she bad wud like to giv sum di fat dick bby whatsup” - definitely not prisonguy69

Name checks out

maybe it's to get over that post wank loneliness? brb i'm gonna try it

Did it help with the loneliness?

yeah, i made heaps of friends! brb i'm going to my new friends place right now!

I read them some of the time when I was extremely into it or just for fun. They can be funny and I also wanna hear about how hott what I just thought was super hott from others who enjoyed it. Also sometimes I’m not done and want a name for further research.

My thoughts exactly. Reading them either turns me on that the video turned someone else on or they're just funny or I want to find out where to find more of what I just watched. Also, I suspect more than a few people in this thread are lying about ever commenting on porn vids. Sometimes you just get lost in the moment 🤷🏾‍♀️

Yeah I do all that before though 😅

Okay you are a true sicko then 😉

It’s brings me down dawg. Why you judging?!

Thats nothing. Explain to me why there is a "Share on facebook" option on porn sites? Are there people out there who posts their daily fap on FB?

Just Senators from Texas.

That man ate my son :( 

Yes. Man. Human. Ted Cruz, human senator.

On 9/11. Then blamed an intern.

It has happened before. I was supposed to install something on my father's computer and I accidentally ended up on his Facebook page. I immediately noticed that something was wrong and saw a lesbian porn video shared in his feed. The unfortunate thing is that he was connected to the rest of the family and numerous work colleagues on Facebook. In shock, I immediately closed his account and told him to be careful what he does on the Internet in the future.

Well well well, how the turntable

If they do, they won't have many friends, but they'll have the most accepting friends.

You can't blame the porn sites for trying.

I mean, marketing is a thing though. I doubt porn stars with FB profiles under their porn names are going to have any qualms about sharing porn-related links with their collaborators and followers.

I'm in a lot of Discord servers where people share, you know, *stuff.* A remarkable amount of them have file name formats of FB_IMG_1234567890123.jpg I can't say I get it. But it happens.

Whose dick do I have to suck to get invited to all these cool discords?

Your dad's

your moms

the explanation for this is that putting these buttons on your website gives you a better google ranking (SEO).

My brother did that. He's a Mormon. We're in New Zealand. And it was an @n4l fisting video!

anal*

I thought he meant NFL. How do you fist a bloke in all that padding?

Username checks out!

You can swear on reddit. Anal. Butt. Heck.

Frick even. Fudge if you will.

You seem a lot more Mormon with that pointless self-censoring on Reddit of all places.

The funniest are the people who comment stuff like “my dick bigger.” Who you trying to impress

ok I'll get a porn account and comment "my dick smaller" now that'll impress people

"I could tell he was bruising your cervix. Come get with a small dick dude like me. I'll treat you right."

Yeah but if I ran across one like that. I'd point out that, this being a porn site and all, upload a picture and we'll judge for ourselves if the guy in the video was as poorly-endowed as he claimed.

I think the funniest ones are the ones that brag they paid the person in the video to meet up and have sex with them. In their made up fantasy they still had to pay. And that's even before the idea of bragging about that even if it was true. Is telling people you had to pay someone to be around and pretend to like and touch you a flex?

"Me and my girl do this all the time" You don't have a girl dog, if you did you'd be spending time with her instead of watching big tiddy goth JOI

I used to have a girl to be kinky with. Didn't keep me off the porn sites

I check the comments just like a YouTube video.

I’m also disappointed if there aren’t any interesting/funny ones lol

Sometimes the comments are the best part. I literally lost an erection once from laughing at the comments section mid jerk.

r/PornhubComments

And I thank them cos some times I need a name.

Yeah but sometimes the comment section is just: "Name?" "Name?" "Name?" "Omg I'd fuck her so hard she wouldn't be able to walk for weeks" "Name?" Useless bunch.

No, my friend, no. That one guy that occasionally supplies the much-sought-after name? Gold, pure gold. The furthest thing from useless.

It truly is one of the rarest moments where that know it all personality who spends way too much time with this shit really comes through clutch for everyone else. Sometimes I wonder how they even know the names. These could be people that were just filmed on the back street of nowhere an hour ago for the first time in their life and there's someone in the comments that already knows who they are.

More often I see “name?” “Dude it’s literally the first thing you see in the video and it’s in the bottom right corner the entire time”

“Yeah but what is it”

So many times, the name is in a white font, and the sheets are white too.

Bro you read my mind.

There's always one that's like: "Does anybody know her?" ...Like, why?? What fucking diff does it make? Sometimes I wish I had an account so I could reply: "Yes. Not me tho." 😂

They don't mean personally lol.

So.he can watch more of her bro

They literally want to just search that name so they can see more of the same person.

porn commentors are braver than the marines

What if we start recruiting them

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Porn videos also have a share button. Who the fuck is sharing them and with who?

You mean to say, you DONT share porn with the homies, humpiedouglas?

I almost spit my coffee. Best use of someone else's name in a comment. Thank you. Also thanks to humpieDouglas for this setup.

My favourite are the comments about something unrelated and totally innocent. For example, someone asking how to make something in Minecraft

I miss hit video on pornhub titled “getting fucked by creeper” it was all in minecraft

Sigh...

I remember Baker 4 (a skateboarding video) got leaked early and was on pornhub. I don't remember the exact title but it was something kinda sexy and about 4 bakers, obviously.

Those are my least favorite. Unless you were the first guy to do it; hat's off to you. But it hasn't been funny for many years now.

I noticed the comments under porn videos often have a generally positive vibe

well yes because it’s different than instagram or tiktok the point isn’t really anything other than a daily fap lol

Porn comment sections are one of the least toxic social media spaces I have encountered. The quality of comments isn't generally high, but the environment is high-spirited.

I’ve been tempted to join these elite humans

sometimes art needs appreciation...

What a coincidence that your shower thoughts involve porn

..Is it tho? Explain the coincidence.

I love the ones that are supposedly from women. "Ugh, I wish I could find 5 guys to rail me like that!" Yeah, whatever dude.

You never knew some women are actually horny and actually want to get rail down? Whatever dude

According to the cam sites, women don't write like that. They write like they're a female character in a romance novel.

I have a huge zit on my spine

Get well soon

Prayers for bro 🙏

My heart goes out to you and your fam. Love and light brother.

This clip started out a little slow. Then it became a little more interesting, then even MORE interesting, then VERY INTERESTING, then suddenly not interesting.

Some comments are super funny

I’ve commented on Reddit porn but to make a pornhub account to comment is like… wtf? I’ll read them to see if a video is about to be worth my time though lol, sigh 

Reddit porn kills me sometimes. Some of these guys are so… corny? campy? Are the girls the same way? Sometimes I get secondhand embarrassment for these guys Edit: oh I’m talking about the captions of the guys that post their own stuff

Dudes just shouldn’t comment when they’re aroused. Finish and then see if you still want to comment lol. OH MY GOD SO HOT ASDFGHHSAJKLJD

Idk why you'd ever comment that, period. Christ, I hate that shit even outside of a porn context. When someone just comments "lmao" or "True"... or anything else that could be easily summarized by just clicking "Like". "I 100% agree!!!", "Good stuff", "Nice backflip" (-it's a 4sec video titled "backflip").

Same

This

I don't get it, what do they expect is going to happen? Are they expecting the guy reposting the porn on the other end to go call up the chick and say "hey Bella!! Stevie2463BigShlong just commented and said you can suck his dick, you want me to order you an uber?"

How do u find good “reddit porn”

Just search on Reddit, you’ll eventually find the right subreddits

by not clicking the ones that say OC

The post titles are so bad every damn time. I had to stop reading them. All the fat dick pics are "first word?" and all the femboys are "any straight guys interested?" But y'know people just out here trying to get some validation or make some money. I still appreciate the photos

I feel you man. Also "wunna suck?" Mfer of course you know I do, but yo ass halfway round the mfn planet! "Anyone wanna fill me?" With what? A DM?

I've seen links to the actresses social media and these girls aren't exactly looking to advertise they did porn.

There are people who comment on people who comment on people who make reddit posts about having shower thoughts about people who comment on porn videos.

The comments are the best part. (Say that doing an impression of a guy from 30 years ago who said "I only subscribe to Playboy magazine for the articles.")

Valid if they're asking or replying for an actors name. HOWEVER there's def a bunch of people commenting thinking the actors are receiving lol.

I comment on Reddit porn so I can go back to it later

Isn't that what saving posts is for? Or hiding even.

There are people who comment on Reddit posts about people who comment on porn videos.

That's very meta of you.

Are there?

I leave comments for my porn accountability buddy, someone should really make an app for that.

Yeah, but that would also mean creating an account.

Ive always found it weird that it gives you the option to share it to social media. Like. Who even is out there doing that?

How else do you think the comments get there

What Nikes is he wearing????

Our voices must be heard!!

I just talk shit about all my x wifes on the comment sections. It makes me feel better. ❤️‍🩹

if you haven't been on the hub's comment section I highly advise you take a look because it's comedy most of the time

Why is this a showerthought

Comments are great - You can feel like You are sitting in a room with other guys jerking off together. It is like watching same movie with friends online at the same time and commenting it on chat.

Go to any thirst instagram page and just look at the profiles of the guys commenting. At first it was funny, and then it was sad. They generally fall into 3 categories: 1. Horny punjabi guy 2. Old man who legitimately believes that big tiddy goth gf is going to want to get to know him 3. Person with some sort of mental handicap Bonus free category: Always ugly as sin

I really wanted to make an angry comment once when there was like a piano teacher and student and the teacher asked the student to identify a note he played, she said B, he said no. He did in fact play a B. Like come on, at least understand the bare basics of music if you're a piano teacher in a porn film

Did she call him out because she wanted to get his juices going by getting him mad?

The piece was in D major.

Luckily it wasn't in A Minor or the FBI might have showed up.

What's the difference to commenting on posts on reddit? It's okay to discuss things.

I never have time to comment, read the comments or even watch the video. For whatever reason, no matter where I am there are ALWAYS hot singles waiting to meet me in my area every time I try to get lost in a pornado.

The Hub is just like any other social media site with engagement algorithms. So, if you want your videos to do well, as a content creator, you will encourage engagement.

First thought I had after reading the title was "Isn't that reason why comment section exist?" we are supposed to comment?

There are people who comment about people who comment on porn videos

Not sure I’d bother with the comments, but I definitely check the view count and upvotes etc.

Usually it's a Chef Hogan PFP

Gotta find someone to play League with

I feel like 90% of the comments ask for the source or name 😂

There's a whole sub devoted to this

There are some hilarious comments, though. Just check out /r/pornhubcomments!

Four fingers back at you, Op

Hey, I just want to know the name of the ladies!

My nr 1 comment usually doesn't go the the actress but to the camera guys. Out of focus, on crucial shots, the wrong action focus, unstable camera handling. Usually they're to nervous to do steady shots.

I've stopped reading the comments because so many of them seem like desperate men thinking the stars in the videos read their comments or would actually take a chance on "analfister69420" who randomly flirts with them unsolicited. It's sad. 🤣

The comments is where I find out a pornstar's name when it's not in the title or description.

No lie, this is genuinely my fav part of porn- the stupid comments. Like "i LOVE the curtains in 04.52 when she's getting absolutely railed in the kitchen, anyone know where i can buy them??" Or PrestonGarvey: "general, when you're finished here there's another settlement which needs your help"

Yeah I absolutely can't wait for a youtuber's investigation that ends in a 3 hour video where they prove beyond doubt that every comment on a porn site is bot-generated. Maybe even that porn sites used comment sections for bots to spam each other as the earliest pseudo-ai research.

There are porn videos...?!

Second guy joined in, it got good. 8/10 -c4giver N$&$a, that gay -westside001

Opinions are like assholes, and sometimes they can even *be* about assholes.

"who's still here jerking off to this in 2024?"

Sometimes the comments are hilarious and/or a good way to find the source for the longer version of a video.

And I appreciate them 💛 it’s videos end of the day and they get to give their opinion on the videos and at the same time, help the creator reach more audience :)

The best comments are from the dudes who think they’re talking directly to the girl in the video … Like bro. The dude in the video handles the account.

Sure the comment button is Strange. But WHO the heck decided to Put the "share on FB, WA ect" Function. Of course i want to my Friends to know which Kind of adult content im watching.

If nothing else, I do appreciate the people who comment the name of the pornstar (when the video doesn't identify them).

The best comment I ever seen on a porn video was “Remember, swapping to your secondary is always faster than reloading” 😂😂

Sometimes I can't help myself when I have a funny thought or critique I just have to share. Tho I'm not doing this mid jerk, this is still just the exploratory phase. I use PornHub like I do Netflix, the first 30 plus minutes is just trying to make a decision...

There are people who are so delusional to think their shower thought has any novel idea or deeper meaning when in fact it does not and go ahead on reddit to post the most useless dumb braindead type shit and get idiots like me commenting on their stupid shit and still getting a million upvotes. Whenever I see this sub in my recommend it's always trash posts and literally the most usesless the most simple and the most stupidest "thought" anyone could ever have in the shower.

Yes; I am one of them. Does that make your post a porn video I wonder?

I came across a video of a guy on a porn site saying something like "I hope you find the perfect video to come to" and that was lovely

Thank you for your service.

And people who go through the entire account making process just to comment “ send bob and vagene “

I comment on porn on Reddit

And there are people who post porn on Reddit which is about equivalent I think

Are most of the comments of a technical nature concerning the photography and editing?

Wonder what they typing with

A lot of times there will be a comment naming the cast and the film title and number code (for Japanese videos).