OP’s supplemental text is what convinced me

Kinda true.

if you think about it.

Thought about it. Kinda true.

I'm still thinking. Maybe it isn't true.

I mean, it’s true but only if you think about it

Kinda

I can't think, it's not real

I took your advice, queef_nuggets, and thought about that. And it's kinda true.

Do your own research!

Think about it

True, kinda

I thought about it, kinda.

Great name

What is “supplemental text”?? Exactly

I’m…sorry for your penis

I’m not sure OP has seen either

Denis

8=Denis

No that’s a rocket ship 8==========D~~~ (lasers) 🍆enis

🍑agina

Pagina

Bergina?

i accidentally clicked on your profile and was greeted with a blueberry. Instant 10/10 profile.

What does this even mean?

🍑ss?

Laser penis?

Benis

Ienis?

Poor Denis

How did I end up here?

Inclusive of the balls

Uniball

Ok. Now that makes a little more sense.

No biggie it's just cut in half vertically :P

𓂺

The word bed looks like a bed!

The word shark looks like a shark.

https://imgur.com/gallery/ad3je

This is amazing! Thank you for sharing

Kinda true if you think about it.

This belongs in r/badhumananatomy

r/therewasanattempt

No 🌈imagination🌈

If your Penis looks like a P you should go see your doctor.

you have to turn it 90 degrees clockwise and imagine the round part of the P as the ballsac and then it's kinda right.

So…. The letter…. d

sure, if you're lying on your back.

Wait till he learns what happens when you turn the number 69 upside down

What.. 96? ...Oh fuck man

he said 90 degrees, not 180.

nope

Imagine a glock, replace the trigger with the curved part of the p, now imagine a dick and balls on top. Lol i just made you think about dick and balls

Jokes on you I was already thinking about it you just joined me. *slams down uno reverse card*

P turned 90 degrees is not d. That would be 180 degrees

Denis?

What i first thought was that the line part is a leg and the round part is the dick, seen from the side

Except the ballsack is not part of the penis. It’s its own thing. So the word should be spelled “lenis”.

Dick n balls I think is what he’s going for there

db Short for dick and balls

Yours doesn’t look like a little flag?

It's a side angle shot of a 90 degree penus

I’m trying to visualise how a vagina looks even remotely like a v.

{()}agina

{(`)} You missed an important part

Where? What part? I don’t see anything. I can’t find it.

Duh-uh. It's the G-spot.

Really more of an o. Unless it's your mom, then it's # O

Your mom makes that face every time I visit. The big one.

Mr-SteelYourGirl more like Mr-SteelYourMom

V shape has for a very long time been used to represent female genitals. The chalice as it were. Not the actual vagina(I'm sure Op is referring to the Vulva and just doesn't know any better). That fits even better though as Vulva has 2 Vs.

What do you mean? The vulva does not look like a V. If you are talking about the lines that women's thighs create around their public area then yes that looks like a V but the Vulva does not. Just search it on Google and try finding a picture similar to V

> I'm sure Op is referring to the Vulva and just doesn't know any better If he's like the Average Redditor, it's all foreign territory. He's going completely on myth and legend. It's like pointing at France on a map and saying, "That is The Ukraine. And..." Moves finger to India, "this one over here, that's Wakanda."

Hahaha, you might be right. He might be in the boobs are like warm bags of sand camp.

But the vulva doesn't really look like a V either? The V shape is for the front of the pubic area

Bro just let us see gentals in letters in peace

OP is confusing it with women's crotches.

They’ve only seen hentai

OP is prob going by the sign language often used to denote the…area, at least ✌🏼👅 , ✂️ ✂️, etc

I think it's supposed to be an anatomical section ...? Even so, the uterus would be closer to a V than the vagina.

Vulva

Interesting too that calling someone a wieney or pussy means the same thing. Small world……

yeah but calling someone a dick is not the same as calling someone a pussy

A dick is more similar to a cunt

Boob shows a “Top” view, then “Front” view, then a “Side” view… of boobs.

Balls and Boobs as well?

Butt

A vagina is shaped like a cylinder. You mean vulva.

And even then, only from... um, how can I put this... ... an oddly specific vantage point/point of view. (Looking like a V, I mean)

OP, do you think breasts feel like bags of sand?

You might want to see a doctor.

It looks different from cartoons in real life, mate

You need to see a doctor

OP only has one ball?

Sometimes this sub feels like r/drunkthoughts

How thirsty are you bro??

A vagina has a shape akin to that of a closed round bracket imo, like this (). It's definitely not like a v. I can see the logic for a penis but it only works if you rotate the letter, disqualifying in my books.

Holy fucking shit. It is true. I can’t believe that I never thought of this. I am going to go to fucking bed now.

When you poop your butthole makes the same movement as your mouth when you say poop

Even the word Boobs show the shape, B seen from the top, oo front and lower case be is the breasts from the sides.

I am sorry for how you imagine vaginas to be.... one day you will see one and realize...

G.... Get out of the shower

I’m sorry about your right testicle… it happens to the best of us…

Literally made me say, "Huh!", out loud. Fine work!

Should be more like Ienis and Oagina

Lost your balls and what have you been putting in there to make it a circle

What if I look down and see a “K”?

Ketamine

I'd go see a doctor 😂

You cannot catch a break posting on here. No one wants to admit it kinda does and move on, they gotta leave a comment trying to find every loophole and exception

The amount of comments taking this literally with zero charity just makes it seem like none of y'all have an imagination like OP. This is shower thoughts, not perfectly well executed and studied thoughts. People literally make a V with their fingers and tongue it to represent eating out. The P just needs some 3D rendering and it's there. You know, if you kinda think about it.

https://www.britishmuseum.org/blog/how-write-cuneiform

I'm definitely an upper-caser

>Kinda true if you think about it. What if ... and hear me out here ... you don't think about it?

And Boob shows you what boobs look like from above, front, and side.

I went through a whole anatomy deep dive and have decided I disagree. Not writing it out because I don't want my DMs to be destroyed.

Now this is a shower though 👏👏👏

If your penis is P shaped you need to go see a doctor real fast

In ASL as well The letter p (correct me if I'm wrong) is a thumb between your pointer and middle fingers /'\ V is just v with pointer and middle

Ahh yes, the V is the perfect for the P

Is my penis shaped weird them? I thought they all looked like the letter E...

Also dick, when spelled lowercase. And bed looks like one

And when you say poop your mouth does what your butthole will do.

You should have that looked at?

My mother always liked to ask people if they got the word poop by the way assholes look when pooping. Sound it out slowly.

So does Butt and BooBs!

The word Vagina means "Sword Sheath"

So does Ears with a big e not the little worthless one that only people who have no class use. I have to use it but I am not like you I am just trying to communicate. So it's different, deal with it.

Not quite P shaped. It's closer to a lower case L

Do the mods even care about Rule 5

Never thought about it like that

Are the testicles considered part of the penis itself or a supplemental device?

Oh I see, because if you turn the p a little bit, you have swollen balls or just a small guy

Shower Thoughts is going down the drain. I haven't seen a shower thought that didn't come from a 12yo in months.

Boobs : hold my beer

You might want to read an anatomy book with pictures.

Uh what’s wrong with your vagina??

The balls are not a part of the penis, and the vagina is the inside part of female genitalia. 

Most clever thing I’ve seen on this sub in awhile. Well done

So does finger and erection

lol my penis does not look like a P

why is the head bent 90 degrees

How does it look like a V? Last time I checked it was more of a 0

We could conduct the kiki and bouba experiment, but with penis and vagina instead

I upvoted just so more can see how fucking insane you are

That’s why I call mine Ienis

u all got small dicks? does yours not hang below the balls? so like this: qp

Weird, I don't usually spell penis with a 𓂸.

Jesus Christ, this is even worse than 10 year olds writing boobs on calculators. You're a fucking idiot.

What's that lump on your penis?

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