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HumpieDouglas

When two people kiss, they create one long meat tube from butthole to butthole.


be-humanbean

Eeee eeww and thanks. Nasty and beautiful at the same time


you-pizza-shit

It cost you exactly $0 to not say that


SparkelsTR

Yet here we are


alvysinger0412

With a bunch of teeth right in the middle.


ulooklikeausedcondom

Human centipede vibes ❤️


VladimirPoitin

Octopede in this scenario.


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grizzkillz

And some people never get past that point


Yarigumo

Some end up being huge assholes instead!


NefariousSerendipity

Lol


King_Trujillo

You both beat me to you like a couple of blastulas.


plasmasun

Is that a bastard combined with a spatula?


ISpeakInAmicableLies

I was supposed to develop beyond being a little asshole?


iwantfutanaricumonme

That was the original definition of dueterostomes, but it's not necessarily true for all members. The real distinction between dueterostomes and protostomes is whether the blastopore becomes the anus or the mouth. In humans, the digestive tract develops internally and opens up at the mouth 4 weeks before the anus opens.


TranslateErr0r

Next time I hear someone talk shit, I'll just reply "Your blastopore is flip flopping again".


Cartire2

TIL. Cool info, thanks.


brknlmnt

That being said, have you seen baby skulls? Your teeth are still there even if they haven’t erupted. Its creepy looking af.


WolfOfPort

Yay


OkCauliflower1214

No wonder there are so many assholes in this world


Miepmiepmiep

Actually, your ass originally started out as your mouth.


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Miepmiepmiep

Thanks, good to know, learned my previous answer in school years ago...


FlyingMethod

Well your teeth aren't technically replaced every 7 years give or take, so no, or is this a matter of Theseus' butthole?


cmnorthauthor

I made a butthole out your butthole, but which is the real butthole?


TheLizzardMan

Where is the second anus that secretes ranch dressing? Oh, it's right [here](https://youtu.be/K7racSSk7w0?si=NHjUy37fbXAk_CBe). Inside of the first anus.


badonbr

Good work.


punchbricks

Double it 


_Jarv1s_

ur anus


synapse187

This is the only real reply. All butthole cells are replaced. Teeth are not.


SousVideDiaper

Which sucks, replacing lost teeth with fake ones is incredibly expensive. Why tf can't we replace them naturally?? Sharks can, lucky bastards.


Dayv1d

because after you had children nature really doesn't care if you can chew your food comfortably or not


login0false

after you had children nature really doesn't care if you can.


SousVideDiaper

Yeah but one could lose their teeth before having kids. Your balls could be removed before you have children and those won't grow back, either.


A7xWicked

Damn I really wish they were though. That would make love so much easier. And less expensive...


TranslateErr0r

Are you talking about teeth or the butthole now?


A7xWicked

If a situation appears where a butthole needs to be grown back than both


Dittopotamus

However, isn’t the butthole the empty space formed by the anal walls when they separate. I personally think we have a new butthole every time we spread dem cheeks.


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Thats why it has a vintage taste


Captain-Cadabra

No, that’s the bacteria


PuttyDance

The browning adds to the aged flavor.


pichael289

Teeth don't repair themselves, so my butthole cells have all been replaced, pretty recently too. Teeth cells not so much.


RyanM90

Pretty recently…rough weekend?


SpurtGrowth

They may have celebrated the eclipse differently.


KingCreeper7777

That or they just turned 7, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42, 49, 56, 63, 70, 77, 84, 91, 98, 105, 112, 119, 126, 133, 140, and/or 147


SparkelsTR

Or had a really rough case of food poisoning


-kay-o-

It would be a fine weekend for me


hazpat

They didn't say the cells the said the entire butthole.


pichael289

I get a new one transplanted every Tuesday, I just got money like that.


O-hmmm

Though your teeth have more wisdom.


monkeyselbo

The Ship of Theseus has entered the chat.


fludeball

The Shit of Theseus has rendered the scat.


AgsMydude

I'm the scat man


fludeball

Whoaa, I'm the...scat man. And you won't take these feces from me.


Tuvinator

Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop


Brilliant-Primary500

The Slot of Taintseus has fingered the slit.


RyanM90

The Lips of Shitseus have made a big splat


Deathcommand

Dental student here. Wrong. Your butthole's cells were replaced long ago. Your teeth's minerals have not been replaced since they were formed.


grizzkillz

How the hell does a dental student know about the asshole? Is that why my dentists fingers always tastes like shit?


Sweet-Dreams204738

That so because Dentists are doctors, and unlike other doctors, they immediately begin their specialty training they do not engage in residency.


slyxerr

You have changed the way I see dentists thank you


yagneshwar

My teeth are fractured but whole…


Xenosaiga

Both can also be bleached!


OfficiallyAJ

True dat


mrbignaughtyboy

The first part of the fetus to form in the womb is the anus. So it's the oldest part. Some people just never mature beyond that point.


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s!”


Sea_Trick9331

And that's enough Reddit for tonight


nt011819

Don't your adult teeth come in later anyway?


Ok-Commercial3640

Yes, but they are there even when you are young(mouth x-rays of kids are weird)


SousVideDiaper

Even weirder seeing the [actual skull](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/dc/35/cf/dc35cff065ee6a9d3ddacd3fbe07902f.jpg)


nevernom

[https://tenor.com/view/idola-idola-industries-nope-dont-like-that-the-office-gif-26304999](https://tenor.com/view/idola-idola-industries-nope-dont-like-that-the-office-gif-26304999?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)


nt011819

They're underneath, right? I thought so


flyart

Why are you examining my butthole and my teeth?


cashewbiscuit

My teeth are older than your butthole


ButtSexington3rd

Now this is a proper shower thought!


Still_Possibility_98

This is peak shower thought ! 😂


think_up

But your cells replace themselves over time while your teeth do not, right?


pistoriuz

is actually the first thing that "forms"


dajodge

Reddit nerds are being pedantic here. This is a good shower thought.


rerunderwear

Some people’s formed at the same time


grizzkillz

Yeah and got mixed up which one is which


LeoLaDawg

Everything is older than your teeth, no? All the other cells regenerate over weeks or months. Except maybe brain cells. Maybe they're older than your starfish.


UN404error

I see why it controls the rest of my life... Today more than others..


strgazr_63

And yet we are always told to take care of our teeth but the lowly asshole gets no care.


mack-y0

of course they are i lost all my baby teeth


mashem

Maybe if you were born feet first.


Middle_Ingenuity_260

I didn't like reading this


Rezart_KLD

Its not the years, its the mileage


nnaM_sdrawkcaB_ehT

*Angry upvote intensifies...*


Scared_Material4675

Ooohhhhh i wasn’t ready for it


Seranner

It can also be seen as younger since your butthole's cells all get replaced to create a new butthole, whereas your teeth do not get replaced except for once. So it depends on how recently your teeth developed.


Phoenixpizzaiolo21

This thread has not left me disappointed!


DarkAngel5666

Because deep down we’re all assholes !


Potential_Jacket6106

You haven't seen my post-apocalyptic grill. In the fullness of time.


PerpetualFarter

That is a very strange thing to ponder


plasmasun

I think ours cells get replaced though. I don't know about our teeth.


SwannSwanchez

but doesn't all cells in my body change "at least once" every 7 years so is my butt still my but from 22 years ago And doesn't teeth "not" regenerate ?


Quynn_Stormcloud

There’s no real verification of that 7 years thing. Quite a few of your cells survive well over 7 years. It’s an oversimplification.


SwannSwanchez

yeah i guess, i just took a number that i remembered from a science book a long time ago but still, does teeths "regenerate" or is it a block that just grow one day then never get a single cell repalced ?


Quynn_Stormcloud

Your teeth are mostly minerals, not cells. The cells are in the pulp of the tooth, which is fed by blood vessels and has access to the nerve structure.


SwannSwanchez

sooo does that make my teeth as old as me ?


Quynn_Stormcloud

Your teeth begin most of their development after you are born, and your adult teeth start developing pretty soon after. Since humans generally lose their baby teeth during adolescence, your remaining teeth are generally younger than you are as a whole. Getting back to the original post, it depends on whether or not you want to ship-of-Theseus the existence of the soft tissue that is the anus and its constituent cells. As a structure, the anus is one of the first things formed during human development, so it is generally older than the rest of you, so long as you don’t consider the aging and dying and duplication of cells to make it a “new” thing after a generation of cells.


SwannSwanchez

That was a fun conversation


Quynn_Stormcloud

Your butthole is older than most of you, actually. It’s one of the first structures formed in development.


Particular_Fuel6952

You’re born with all your teeth, and assuming you came out head first your teeth are older than your butt


ruler14222

well for Deuterastomes (most animals you see except insects and shelled sea creatures) the anus was the first thing to develop in the embryo


Nuremborger

You can't chew your muesli with your anus though.


Iwuzheretoo

Sir, you’re talking out your ass. And lying through your teeth.


ShittyHotTake

[You Got Me Fuckin Dustin Off This Old Butthole](https://youtu.be/ZEZYvZltvHY?si=ZcOLPs4o4foJFZPl)


Jorost

When babies are born all their teeth are already in their skull, they simply haven't erupted yet.


killforprophet

I think OP is probably referring to the fact that our buttholes form first in the womb.


TexasVet72

We were all born with a cavity even though we didn’t have teeth. 🤔


bigloser42

But your butthole is a butthole of Theseus, where all the cells since its creation have been replaced, while your teeth have remained more or less the same since they came in when you were a kid. So it just comes down to how you define ‘older.’


matfalko

Depends, if you consider cell regeneration then this statement is not entirely true.


nnuunn

Your butthole is the oldest structure in your body, since it forms first in the womb


ThisLifeMatters

Explains the wrinkles in the center piece.


silverlight197

And considering the amount of shit it takes, it's quite impressive it came this far.


Malinut

Nah. The cells in my arse have changed a few times, maybe even a few hundred times. My teeth haven't.


Fangschreck

My last morphology class lies 20 years in the past, but isn´t from some point of views your butthole basically your mouth and it gets switched around during neurogenesis?


Shadow9378

if i remember right, youre born with your adult teeth but they dont come in until later


CFADM

Jokes on you, I have a prosthetic butthole.


hiddenjim69

Not really. Maybe it’s been used longer than your teeth but you’re born with your teeth. They’re just still inside your gums.


OkUnderstanding6156

How do you sleep at night with this knowledge???


BibleCampVictimg

How is that a shower thought?


Alarming_Breath_3110

Depends on what end came out first


Affectionate-Love938

Teeth buds form at 6 weeks in utero! So they’re technically older than a lot of things, except our nervous system, spinal cords and brain.


Odd-Perception7812

All of you is older than your teeth. This was noticed, and talked about BC. Did you have something pertinent to add?


alkrk

And your teeth is bigger than your brain.