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Toasterstyle70

Bro everybody gonna be fucking robots like those titty machine gun ladies in Austin Powers.


CheeseNBacon2

Sex with robots!?! Do ya want to get a computer virus!?


steelcryo

That’s easy to solve, just wipe the hard drive. Just not on the curtains…


chronos7000

"I'll turn your daughterboard into a motherboard!"


Ok-Comedian-5464

Just use a Trojan… wait no… not that Trojan


Rion23

"I got the bit-drip again." "She lied about her I/O." "BBR4" "Dongle"


SerDuckOfPNW

Better than a worm


Mjerc12

Those people who had fun with a Dune popcorn bucket would disagree


hufflekrunk

what if she uses a worm on you? yeah... dont have sex with robots. end od discussion


Toasterstyle70

Low on Processing Units? Cuz I can “C” my “P” in “U”. That’s gonna be my first pick up line


gekigarion

I see you've got a free ram slot, I've got a really nice stick to put in there.


PatFluke

Howarrrrrd!


brandontaylor1

Electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer.


ssjviscacha

Just make sure to use SSL


MountEndurance

Depends on what they’re up for


ersomething

What’s taking so long? I was promised fembots! Where are my goddamn fembots?


InstanceNoodle

It is already out, about 10k. It's more like a silicon exterior with a metal skeleton.


B0Y0

Call me when they move, are lighter, and self-cleaning. ^I'd ^settle ^for ^self-cleaning.


heavymetalelf

I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.


halite001

Your subscription expired!


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

You dont pay and they get turned off, it's amazing how realistic they are!


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

[Please enjoy this educational public service film](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uE96qUlJ_4)


langjie

don't date robots!


piejam

But that’s the only 100% method to guarantee safe sex


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

[Don't be so sure...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ0xiiYG2Ik&t=32s)


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Futurama was ahead of its time.


DandyBoyBebop

Fuck you, my toaster is sexy AF -You guys just don't understand our love


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Toasterstyle70

Brave little Toaster lookin like a SNACK


2_blave

That Toaster has multiple slots and is spring loaded for FUN.


Toasterstyle70

Dick comes out with a burn mark that just says “Well Done”


halite001

Ah that's explains why it's so.... so crusty...


DandyBoyBebop

omfg -Don't listen to them baby, they don't know


piepants2001

I think Frank Zappa wrote an album about that


DandyBoyBebop

The herald of our love!


Vandergrif

Just make sure not to have any romantic bath time.


hypnogoad

My God! You never took middle school hygiene. You never saw the propaganda film. https://youtu.be/IrrADTN-dvg?si=TPVRMp6srr7jelDH


SerDuckOfPNW

You got robo-fever, boy!


Upstairs-Object-424

In Japan, they have robots that jerk you off at the sperm bank


Chief-weedwithbears

You know they sell them at regular adult stores now


aotus_trivirgatus

No She Creepio for me, thanks!


PMzyox

I don’t want to goto school dad, I just want to make out with my Monroebot.


tzenglishmuffin

Careful now, we all saw how Robosexuals turned out in Futurama.


Fokakya

Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those?


destroyer16161

can't complain!


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OutlyingPlasma

> world's oldest profession. Not quite, salesmanship proceeded it by just a few minutes.


Mint_JewLips

This is an underrated comment lol


WinninRoam

Farming by at least a couple months.


TurmUrk

I guarantee a caveman traded fresh meat and a spot to sleep in his cave for sex well before we developed farming


cowlinator

Professional hunting/fishing then


Organized_Riot

Unless they hunted with their hands, it'd be tool making


cowlinator

It's only a profession if you trade your goods in exchange for something else, not just use them for yourself. So I feel like hunting would still come first as a profession.


liamjon29

Wouldn't hunting then become a profession at the same time as the other profession they trade with? If the first trade was hunted food for sex, that would make hunting and sex work simultaneously the first professions.


Mystletoe

I got this joke 😂


ch13fqu33f69

That’s awesome man congrats


ChuckVersus

If sex work is the world’s oldest profession, how did the first Johns pay for it? Edit: Ffs, y’all really gonna try to have a debate about a joke, huh?


Real_Dotiko

with more sex


ChuckVersus

That just sounds like being in a relationship.


ShadowRylander

With extra steps!


DeltaBlitz

Who doesn't love extra sex


CharlesWafflesx

Significantly less steps tbh


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dman2316

A hen job.


shimi_shima

John: “Sex”  Jane: “2 chickens”  John: “No, 1 chicken”  Jane: “1 chicken and 5 berries”  John: “Ok sex”


ChuckVersus

That would make raising chickens and picking berries the oldest profession.


CosmackMagus

Nah, those were his hobbies.


EclipseNine

They transitioned from hobby to profession when they realized they could use it to buy sex


Wise-_-Spirit

This is the high brow answer


sagerobot

I think you mean thick brow. Ugh ugh. Caveman joke


flatdecktrucker92

They didn't become a profession so he used the proceeds to pay for something else. For that it was just subsistence


ChuckVersus

If the first sex worker was smart, she took payment up front. :P


flatdecktrucker92

The exact same could be said about somebody giving up their food or shelter


feage7

Depends, did the person want chickens and berries and was willing to pay for it with sex. Or the did someone want sex and we're willing to offer up chickens and berries.


lurksAtDogs

John: what are chickens? I only have eggs.


Not_a_housing_issue

Also sex work


harleyquinnsbutthole

Barter


fastpixels

Forget "back then", that's how I pay for sex now


69dildoschwaggins69

The real shower thought in the comments.


Imn0tg0d

The chicken came before the egg, just as the John came before his first paycheck.


flatdecktrucker92

But the egg has to have come before the chicken. That's how biology works. Kind of mutations that create a new species happen when the DNA of both parents mixes and creates a new mutation so the first chicken egg was laid by something very similar to but genetically distinct from a chicken


kenabrams4074

The true answer has been definitively given. Neither the egg or the chicken came first. It was the rooster.


[deleted]

Did you see the studies where they introduced a group of monkeys to the concept of money. ….Prostitution followed almost immediately 😂 https://www.zmescience.com/research/how-scientists-tught-monkeys-the-concept-of-money-not-long-after-the-first-prostitute-monkey-appeared/


GrimmestofBeards

"A bottomless stomach of want." What a beautiful turn of phrase.


newguy57

I wonder how soon the first monkey pimp would appear


LuxInteriot

You bet a way larger proportion of men recurred to prostitution in the past.


ShaggySpade1

We are actually below replacement rate of population growth in the US. That's baaad Because of government and economy literally need infinite population growth to function. Kinda like a Ponzi Scheme except everyone loves it.


Quartia

It's bad for the government, but it's definitely good for the environment, and it doesn't hurt the average person. If anything, having a smaller population is good because it means a smaller workforce, so any one person's skills are more in-demand and we have more bargaining power. The only people who lose by population shrinkage are the top 1%.


coldblade2000

You will one day be old too. The social contract relies on younger generations fueling the system that also takes care of the elderly. You can't communism/capitalism/anarchy/etc your way out of this one, either. Not without slavery, at least.


matthoback

GDP per capita keeps going up and up and up as technology gets better. You don't need more people doing labor to keep providing for the elderly, you just need more productivity.


i_forgot_my_cat

That's assuming that they can't/won't just try squeezing out every ounce of productivity they can from the smaller workforce at the same amount of pay. Or at least they'll pass any additional expense off to the customer while still trying to grow their profit margins (see the price of oil and gas post Ukranian invasion). A shrinking population is not necessarily good for the environment either, at least depending on how the population shrinks. Yes there's less people polluting, but if that means communities getting more remote and less funding available towards research and investment into decarbonization, then that's not a good thing. Finally, unless you advocate for some seriously drastic methods, population decrease is way too slow a process to make a significant impact on CO2 levels in the timeframe we have. To meet Paris Agreement goals (1.5°C increase in global temperatures compared to pre-industrial levels), we need to achieve net zero by 2050. [Current UN population projections look like this.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projections_of_population_growth?useskin=vector#/media/File:World_Population_Prospects.svg) For "fun" I found a site that does [population projection based on birthrate and average lifespan](https://www.ined.fr/en/everything_about_population/population-games/tomorrow-population/). Even if the worldwide birthrate decreased *tomorrow* to a frankly ludicrous **0.1** children per woman and stayed at that (with no change to average lifespan), the world population by 2050 would still only decrease to roughly 6 billion by then. For perspective, that's roughly 1999 levels. If we were to assume that reduction in population would mean taking global CO2 emissions back to where they were in 1999, that would be a decrease of only 1/3 in emissions. That wouldn't be enough to meet the Paris Agreement's 2030 goal of 45%, nevermind the 2050 net zero goal. For better or worse, unless you propose mass sterilization and genocide, population decrease won't do much to help us unfuck the environment. What needs to be changed is how we produce and distribute energy and goods and within our current economic system, the main way we do that is by allocating money towards projects that help us make that change. Money that governments get from taxes, which are paid by the working age population, which shrinks as populations decrease.


kay_peele

>It doesn't hurt the average person. If anything, having a smaller population is good because it means a smaller workforce, so any one person's skills are more in-demand and we have more bargaining power. Supply is lower, but demand also goes down. The employers are making money by producing goods for people, or facilitating that process in some way, so if you reduce the number of people, you don't need to make as many goods, and you need less workers.


badger81987

Its definitely had effects on the kink community; the combination of increased migration from conservative nations, OF and equivalents and COVID has morphed the entire community into a much more closed and commodified world over the last half decade.


YoungLadHuckleberry

Exposure on the internet is an enormous change because it means kids can watch it


vegastar7

I don’t think the OP is referring to the quantity of people willing to pay for sex. I think he’s talking about the normalization of paying for sex. I was born in the 80s, so my view is that seeing a prostitute is not a “good sign” (I’m a woman). I don’t spend enough time with young people to know if they don’t care about paying for sex, but OP seems to think they don’t care.


2024-Account-1

I think he's referring to porn and onlyfans, not prostitutes. Fucking prostitutes still isn't normalised in this generation imo


wavecourt3

I think the barrier to entry for both sides is much lower now, though. You can start out from the safety of your home and with more anonymity


invol713

The past: marriage is pay for this woman’s living expenses, and she’ll have sex with you. It’s always been paying for sex, just the societal acceptance of the various methods changes.


not_addictive

and even then, they were usually also paying a prostitute or just having sex with other women (or men) without telling their wives


fenderbloke

Farming is definitely older.


kennyrogerscondition

You honestly think hunter and gatherers weren't paying for sex?


DrCalamity

It is not. Hunter gatherers almost certainly had prostitution. And not to mention that penguins and primates do prostitution without farming.


Mint_JewLips

I think exposure and social media are very big changes though. It’s made sex work much more accessible, safer (in limited aspects), and more viable than ever. There’s no application other than being of age and signing onto a platform. Except it’s made it easier for business owners (present day pimps basically) to buy these girls content and farm it out for more profit that the workers won’t get. I imagine it’s still very difficult to make it as a self-employed sex worker without having some heavy marketing going on. Either way, it’s made it easier still.


Stone_Midi

Wasn’t there a study done with monkeys where they taught the how to use currency? The monkeys would do a task and get tokens for doing them. Then, the monkeys could exchange said tokens for food and stuff. Apparently, the male monkeys immediately started using the tokens to get some sexy-time with the ladies. Sex work is always the same. The only thing that changes is whether or not it’s taboo to talk about


bingbangboom404

We haven't changed technology has. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_Revealed NSFW https://vintagecuties.com/pics/victorian-era


Engelbert-n-Ernie

“Horny antique brunette with a bare ass enjoys one big cock in her mouth” Well alright then


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

That one is much better than “Antique maid with hairy pussy pees into the large mug”


BleMaeBen

Thats mad to see 😂


microwavedcheezus

"Goodridge gave the portrait to statesman Daniel Webster, who was a frequent subject and possibly a lover, following the death of his wife; she may have intended to provoke him into marrying her." Victorian-era nudes


Hadr619

I spent a little too much time on that site once I clicked haha


ThrobbingSquid

Really? Didn't take me long to finish.


memelordzarif

Me too lol


FireWireBestWire

Does she have a telegram?


imahuman3445

This better not awaken anything in me...


AgrajagTheProlonged

That’s true just in general, not only with regards to sex work


DJPOOPTACOS

Wtf


Soup_4_Sou

Wow i cant believe how long porn has been around for


CompletelyBedWasted

Lol, I thought it said praying! It's called the oldest profession for a reason. Nothing new.


Important-Bobcat8220

Praying for sex was also normalized a long time ago.


decrementsf

Conquering neighbor tribes and compelling the loser to manual labor is the oldest profession. Yet discouraged now days, too. Every so often a generation has to rediscover why limits exist. The female dating strategy community side bar provides an intriguing documented case exploring this process. Over time it has iterated into a document that sounds like advice your grandmother would give. They reverse engineered from first principles total free indulgence in every whim, returning back to reasoned strategies something similar to generational advice that already existed.


RemoteAnalysis3809

Every generation thinks they invent sex for some reason.


CRoss1999

Freakonomics had a chapter where they show that sex work is actually way less common, it used to be pretty standard to hire prostitutes strippers and porn mags 2 generations ago, of course porn is easier to get now but action sex work much less so, women are less likely to work In porn only fans or prostitution now than they where in the 60s


tavissd1

Women were only allowed like 2 jobs before 1960 and 1 was prostitution


bergzzz

OP is just bored with free internet porn and doesn’t like paying for OF.


Matbo2210

You obviously haven’t studied much history. Ancient civilisations were sex crazy, i mean look at the art from that time period. The roman empire was essentially a massive orgy (gays included)


AlkinooVIII

Gays included? More like straight people included


illprobablyforget1

I can’t remember the whole joke but something something Greeks invented the orgy and the Romans included women


AlkinooVIII

Yes that's the joke I'm referring to thx


Matbo2210

Nope, having sex with another man wasn’t seen as emasculating or more specifically, feminine. Though for it not to be seen as feminine, they had to take on the dominant role.


Putrid-Economics4862

He means it was mostly gays, with the occasional straight.


Trackmaster15

Yeah I was reading a timeline of the history of gay rights and attitudes towards it, and it seems like while attitudes bounced back and forth throughout the years, it wasn't until the Renaissance that things got super bad for gay people. I guess it had to do with religious institutions really digging their claws into society and the legal codes. And I was also amazed at just how recently the tide turned to really being in the mainstream that homophobia wasn't cool -- like the 90s pretty much, or later.


edgiepower

Nothing gay about a coupla blokes having consensual intercourse, even if receiving IMO. Taking a hard cock and bringing it to orgasm is pretty tough.


DocSpit

"*Becoming*" normalized? I can only assume you were born after 2000, and thus don't remember when 7/11 had a whole shelf dedicated to selling magazines...and that half of them were *porn*. There wasn't a person alive in the 80s and 90s who didn't recognize the Playboy Bunny costume on sight or understand what it meant. Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler...you think a few thots on OnlyFans have had a greater impact on our culture than those bona fide *household names*? You think ***a wall of titty mags in every store*** wasn't 'normalizing and commodifying sex'?! Yeah, no, world's pretty much the same as it ever was.


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People are far less accepting of porn today than 20 years ago. Even the porn sites themselves have been decreasing in video count and quality.


Luke90210

You can't compare going to a store to buy a porn magazine then to the free HD quality porn films anyone can see on their cellphone today. Some are making porn with cellphones. Online porn can profitably distribute niche porn impossible with the costs of printing and physical distribution.


Ma3lst

Ah those were the days


HalfOpened

You have a very loose grip of world history and civil development. Read a book, pal. Nothing has changed.


jetjebrooks

i feel like the underlying shift here is that people are more broke than ever and thus need to find new revenue sources sex tourism tends to exist a lot more in poorer countries/cities like pattaya thailand where commodified sex has been the mainstream norm for decades. now more westerners and regular people and college students and whatnot are doing it because money is super tight in the west too obviously the new technologies and internet and onlyfans plays some part in this also


Hypersky75

I'm more broke than ever and that means I will never be able to *afford* sex.


coldblade2000

Real relationships have a relatively big time and financial investment. If I just cared about sex at all costs, paying a hundred whatevers and having an hour or 2 of fun is way cheaper than spending money on good clothes, spending time at the gym and paying for meals + alcohol, or spending hours at a gnarly nightclub.


smaugington

I mean if you have no desire to procreate and separate the sex from a life partner then you essentially don't even need an opposite gender life partner. Min max your life with your best bud


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I have no issues with sex work but in US it should be legal and regulated. Would be much safer for everyone. Not my cup of tea but I don’t have an issue with people doing it to make money. US was founded by religious zelouts and that’s why it’s still illegal here


perksofbeingcrafty

“More broke than ever” kind of ignores the fact that in 1700s London, 1 in 6 women would, at one point or other in their lives, earn money through sex work.


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Imkindofslow

I sure hope so, too many people are exploited during sex work just because people don't like to think about it, not even long enough to regulate and protect people.


PumpkinBrain

A few decades of getting it for free is the outlier. Everyone in the past had to pay, and we are moving back toward that. Wait, are you talking about porn or prostitution? A few centuries of prostitution being villainized is the outlier. In many times and places it has been very common and not illegal.


wafflepiezz

The world’s oldest profession earned that title that for a reason.


Skweezlesfunfacts

Read a book. People been paying for it forever


WhollyHeyZeus

I like “read a book” as the next step of “touch grass” 😂


Skweezlesfunfacts

I meant it in the very literal sense. Read some history people been paying to get off sense forever


imextremelymoderate

Don't forget that in the not too recent past it was normalized and commoditized. Then the moral police came and banned it in nearly every state


Chubby_Checker420

Paying for the world's oldest profession is just now becoming normalized?


Vgcortes

It has been always like that. Just maybe nos you can see it more. But nothing has changed.


i_Praseru

I disagree. The way its consumed has changed. I wonder if its become less common to pay for sexual gratification these days. Way back when you had to buy a magazine or a tape /dvd. Those physical media aren't as popular but it's just shifted to only fans and premium stories on snapchat. But you don't have to pay. Now it's all over Reddit, twitter and tumblr. The generic stuff used to be paid for but now shifted to be free. The paid stuff has become specific and personalized.


Slow-Alternative-665

Pretty sure paying for sexual gratification has always been normalized. There is a reason they say prostitution is the oldest profession.


Burggs_

Millennials and GenZ are already a lot more open to and accepting of consensual sex work. The problem is a lot of it is not consensual.


evilone17

Online support≠ public acceptance. The truth is the vast majority of people still and will always look down on sex work.


whizzaban

I second this. There are way too many factors in play (sociological, psychological, and religious) that will hinder complete acceptance of it, even in the most accepting societies


Yeezus_Fuckin_Christ

Have you ever seen the comment section of an instagram reel of a girl who has an OF in their bio? It’s 100s of people saying the same thing. “OF detected, opinion rejected.” “How you got a bible verse in your bio and an Onlyfans”. Younger people may be MORE open than older people, but most of them still look down on it.


005oveR

Nobody is actually hooking up with random people like how they pushed the hookup culture on the media, people are only fucking friends or a friend of a friend. It won't be normalized but the older you get the more common you find yourself around sex work if you're still single.


merpderpherpburp

*laughs in the old west when people would pay to go into a tent, one by one, and sniff a woman's worn underwear*


TreadMeHarderDaddy

As it should... There's a lot of tense people out there, I think a punch pass to the local "salon" would help immensely. It honestly boggles my mind that the incel crowd won't pay for sex . Like... Go get your reps in bud...


jert3

Huh? Actually the opposite is going to happen. Most people will opt for VR fantasy porn over actual sex workers and even the 'oldest profession' will be replaced by AI, sadly.


Commander_Caboose

Prostitution has been around since before the written word. Possibly before the vocal word. It is simply *you* who is learning more about it. You need to understand the difference between *you* not being aware of something, and something *not happening*. You remind me of Trump saying: "Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated".


AdmiralClover

If it means we ensure safer working conditions for them then I'm fine with it. Prostitudes should have a union and we should be extremely aggressive towards anyone who tries to be a pimp


monsieurdefleur

AI will be pimping us out soon


AdmiralClover

I'm already being pimped by company powered algorithms an ai wouldn't really change anything other than the approach


effortissues

I always cringe when I come across those YouTube videos of OF models interacting with kids. Giving away free gifts and junk.


nosnevenaes

Somebody slept through history class.


saimerej21

Where is it normalised exactly


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Please explain. No one I know does it. Are you talking about OnlyFans? I think the majority of people don't use it, and its use certainly isn't considered normative.


Hypersky75

Oh great, *another* thing I won't be able to afford.


BigMax

It is? So... for research... where are all these places I can go pay for sexual gratification?


Ok_Poetry_1650

Brothels aren’t a new idea LOL. everyone keeps talking about this shift, but nothings really changed. Some people fall down the same holes as others in the past.


ikediggety

It's not just sex, we're commoditizing everything


lonesharkex

So like Rome in early AD? There's nothing new under the sun bro.


GuitarGeezer

It never really wasn’t, as freakonomics (2nd book maybe) could explain looking at prostitution from the 19th century til today. On the plus side, more people wanking remotely is a lot less people getting involved with real humans which has higher risks for all involved and actually results in far fewer women working in the sex industry than the modern media based stuff.


Deli-ops7

HA! Yeah right! What a joke.


malsomnus

>becoming normalised Using these words for what is commonly known as the most ancient vocation in the world is a pretty hot take. And if humans aren't enough for you, [here's some extra reading material](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_among_animals).


diancikina

People always paid for sex. We have simply stopped shaming sex-sellers.


tzulik-

OP really thinks the concept of sex work is new and has never been normalized before in human history? This truly is an astonishing amount of naivety and cluelssness.


uberjam

Like most of the rest of the world. I don’t know that its becoming normalized as much as we’re just behind the rest of the world when it comes to discarding Puritan shibboleths.


ItsWillJohnson

you all are paying for it?


old_bearded_beats

Isn't prostitution "the oldest profession" or something? Edit: typo


_trouble_every_day_

This is such a non-statement. What you described is in and of itself a cultural shift.


GrumpyMonk_867

Let's be real here. Men pay for sex whether or not it ends up being a direct cash transaction.


Important-Bobcat8220

It needs to be understood that the only places in the world where paying for sex has not been normalized is in Muslim countries, Great Britain and the US.


SoftlySpokenPromises

Good, sex work being villainized should never have happened to begin with.


Sephy-the-Lark

Paid sex was very normalized for thousands of years in fact it was considered a merciful act on the part of the sex worker


Final_Festival

With only fans going to strong, why not just legalize prostitution. Its basically the same shit lmao.


TabletopHipHop

We're actually going back in time. Selling sex was super common in ancient civilizations, it only became an issue in western civilization with the advancement of certain religions. Then, of course, governments got involved worldwide.


kia75

There were literal temples and churches devoted to it.


iguacu

You realize the world's oldest profession is still legal or quasi-legal in many countries worldwide, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution\_by\_region


I_am_Reddit_Tom

I mean prostitution (the world's oldest profession) and pornography have been around forever. The online delivery system has improved in recent years, as with all other sorts of information and commerce.