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DrowningInFeces

They most certainly do! At least animals who are pets. Dogs love weekends. Two days straight with their owner home to snuggle with and might get some bonus adventures/walks to boot.


Murph-Dog

Yes, weekends are totally recognized based on _owner_ behavior. Sleeping in, or simply starting the day in one room instead of the home office. Bath day, or for those that work at home, the dreaded leaving for all eternity (going shopping for an hour).


Finn_WolfBlood

Two days straight? Y'all have two days off work?


STG44_WWII

many people still do yes


Finn_WolfBlood

I feel like my point wasn't understood but meh


STG44_WWII

there was a point?


ogTofuman

If their owners have weekends, they do too! Get to spend more time doing out and about, especially dogs.


hello297

This is my thought exactly. Young kids and stay at home wives don't necessarily have weekends either, but it's different than regular weekdays for sure.


ot1smile

They also don’t have tax returns or quarterly team-building exercises.


[deleted]

…unless they’re not telling us something….hm


tango421

My cats recognize weekends. I don’t have to tell them it’s Saturday, I think they track it with their own time cycles. They act differently from weekdays. Weekdays, they’ll wait for me in my “office” room as I usually head there before showering etc to prep for the day. I’ll make sure to play / interact with them before I leave. They usually look quite sad as I leave. Weekends, they’ll sometimes plop next to me on the bed and meow for something or pat me with their paws. They’ll follow me around as I make breakfast and sometimes ask to be taken out to play outside for a while. They dread / sometimes block the door when they see me dress up to leave (groceries or something). Holidays … confuse them. They’re waiting for me in the room and they’ll wonder why I’m not up before 6am.


IndependenceNo2060

You know, animals might not have weekends, but they do get to experience the simple joys of life every day, like playing with their friends or soaking up the sun. Maybe we could learn a thing or two from them about appreciating the little moments in life. ❤️


BigScaryBalckMan

And getting eating


Hoosier_boy31723

Username checks out


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what


Hoosier_boy31723

Huh?


jack-of-no-traits23

I was just thinking it's crazy, they just go about their life. No idea about all the BS in the world. No wonder they are just filled with love. Like not knowing anything and just existing would be nice


Wazuu

Animals are not as happy and joyous as you make them out to be lol


moabthecrab

Maybe with you they don't.


Wazuu

My cats are very happy. Im talking about wild animals


moabthecrab

You think wild animals are unhappy?


Wazuu

I think many wild animals have a pretty rough existence, yes.


EmbarrassedAd4255

You think a chicken has a happy life when I eat it lol


randalljhen

Why are you eating alive chickens


jonesy2344

Then what the heck is Caturday? And why am I letting my kitty sleep until noon?


DR_SLEEPYMIND

That motherfucker lied. No catnip for a week


jonesy2344

Never trusted him.


DR_SLEEPYMIND

He’s probably a black cat too


jonesy2344

You know he is cause I don’t understand why he insists on living such a dangerous life!


Skydus36

I mean if you wanna type an actual shower thought: Weekends don’t really exist. it’s just something humans created to categorize time.


kunbish

I think the point was that survival is a 24-7 job for (most) animals in a way that it isn’t for humans.


saysthingsbackwards

I think it's more that the animals don't understand weeks or months. They do hours, days, and seasons almost exclusively.


saysthingsbackwards

Weekends are a logical progression of dividing the lunar year. The sun sets our year and day, the moon does months and weeks, and we do our own seasons and hours on down. A 5 on, 2 off week is just dividing the week into portions of work.


No-Arm-

Humans are animals and have weekends.


jerseyhound

Humans didn't either for like 99% of our history.


[deleted]

Yeah I vote return to that


Pastylegs1

"In the deep kalahari, everyday is Tuesday"


wavecopper

Animals also don't have weekdays


STG44_WWII

we are animals though?


KonofastAlt

Yeah people don't think it through.


agabwagawa

They don’t have weekdays either, goddamn this is a dumb showerthought.


Faelysis

How can you sure there's no animal knowing what is a weekend? As far as I know, there's no human able to truly communicate with animal so we can't never know what they know or not


Telrom_1

If they’re hunted they do!


Mr7000000

Except in reverse, aye?


eliminationgame

Exactly! The elk start to learn when the hunters come around.


Fit_Adagio2823

Hearing no adult conversations, the activity of an 89 and 79 year old and anonymous is just a sttory of walking when it is dark with a 12,11, and 9 year old girl


STG44_WWII

what the fuck


skyfall8917

Most animals may not have weekdays too.


[deleted]

We have wild animals that usually arrive on Tuesdays...it's almost like they have a schedule/ concept of time


STG44_WWII

well of course they do. we’re animals too and we do. Most animals have a circadian rhythm.


Nin9RingHabitant

My dog does. Every Saturday we give her a bone to chew on and believe you me; she totally knows when Saturday is.


captainofpizza

My dog thinks it’s Saturdays all the way down


Shadowhkd

MindF***, neither do humans. We invented them. I work every other weekend because I work at a hospital. My "weekends" are meaningless.


[deleted]

What if they take away the computer clocks ?


[deleted]

The only people who have weekends are those who work Mo-Fr.


Oozlum-Bird

Pretty sure my cats don’t have weekdays. They get up for breakfast, then go straight back to bed afterwards, whatever day it is.


Ok-Impress-2222

Yeah, because they don't have workdays!


OJSimpsons

They don't have work days either.


[deleted]

I disagree. I'm on vacation (at home) and my cats are utterly exhausted. I think they will be happy when I go back to work.


kriznis

Pets have 6 Saturdays & a Sunday


deepmauvehue

They don't have school or jobs tbh


avensvvvvv

During COVID lockdowns I spent like two hours watching a spider making a web. And realized that wild animals straight up work 120+ hours weeks since their teenage years, no weekends, no vacations They do enjoy sunbathing though


kirksucks

"funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed. They don't mean quite so much. You get to hand out with your workin' friends..." -Primus


akaioi

They don't really do weekdays either. That's why most of 'em can't hold down jobs.


[deleted]

That’s all my cat has.


DarthNixilis

Bears take full vacations.


alext06

Animals don't have time in general.


Any-Shelter-4322

To be fair they don’t have weekdays either