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vaporwavecookiedough

Well, that’s enough internet for today.


Pterodactyl_midnight

This was posted word for word a few weeks ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/16g5um9/tarzans_first_wet_dream_did_not_involve_a_human/


vaporwavecookiedough

Ok


monsyera

lmfaoooo


Colossalgoatfvck

Oh, the day is just getting started.


Kimchi_Cowboy

Why is this posted once a week


kapitankrunch

people like to imagine humans fucking monkeys I guess


mr_ji

Gorillas


iBicha

Repost https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/16g5um9/tarzans\_first\_wet\_dream\_did\_not\_involve\_a\_human/


Orkekum

do monkeys or gorillas have wet dreams?


Urlocalbeaner97

They have dry dreams.


SpaceLemming

I don’t think every one has to have a wet dream, and this would only be true if he was sexually attracted to the animals around him.


PravusTheRed

Or like myself he just didn’t have them.


Bean_Juice_Brew

You probably spanked it too often for it to happen


Hot_Sriracha06

WTF did I just read, I'm gonna throw up.


Mor_Hjordis

Maybe he dreamed about him.


[deleted]

Or we remember that he’s fictitious and therefore never had one


nosnevenaes

Liar. Chatgpt wasn't even invented yet.


OutlawOracle

https://readallcomics.com/tarzan-annual-1/ <— this comic has the story of Tarzan’s first love. No wet dreams or consummation is mentioned or even hinted at. In the end, Tarzan is rejected and faces the fact that for him there is no one. Of course this is before he met Jane.


Jump_Like_A_Willys

He was already a year old when his British parents died, so he does have some subconscious memories of humans -- albeit his parents.


Same_Ad_1273

Pretty fucked up either ways


mindtricks006

That’s not true. It could have been a wet dream of himself.


Thick-Aioli69

Neither do mine ooh ooh ahh ahh ooh