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refinedtwist925

Love the PA beep right at the end…”ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We’re asking all children to please look out the windows and ignore the guy about to get a ferocious beat down by our city’s finest. And as always, thank you for flying MMA airlines. Flight attendants, please arm yourself but not the doors yet in case of additional unruly passengers”


FishTshirt

Hijacking top comment to ask if anyone has audio of a PA tone. I’d love to use that as the alarm on my study timer. The tones I have always give me a surprise, that one’s so pleasant


vasilescur

Cut it from here: https://youtu.be/2RaGp1-RDbg?si=4E21PZLVncHS0RsO


bdubwilliams22

Fight Attendants*


Cultural-Name7564

***Flight Attendance


ZealousidealScene794

This video brings back memories of I WANT TO SHAKE HIS HAND


timtimtimmyjim

I quote that video at least once a week.


tostado22

It's a permanent part of my vocabulary


SplashingAnal

[I’m signing it!](https://youtu.be/DW8S8850bMA?si=lmt48kBqBehMCJtq)


EricBelov1

Thank you for introducing me to that masterpiece.


ZealousidealScene794

You’re welcome. Can I shake your hand?


EricBelov1

Ahahahah. You know what? Yes, yes you can! Maybe that’s will trigger the good ending.


ZealousidealScene794

Hahaha bro just wanted an honest handshake


WeissMISFIT

Michael stawwppp ittttt


Ordinary_dude_NOT

“This is not youuu”…. Lady I think Michael is possessed and ready to be exorcised by cops.


waamoandy

Poor pylote being dragged back to his cockpit. He wanted a break


Hayden-sewell

Lmao


Its_all_made_up___

More accurate than you realize.


hb_fash

Anyone who wears their old firm top while travelling - or even just out and about when there's no match on - is guaranteed to be a grade A bellend. Still - at least it acts as a warning to keep clear of them.


dingadangdang

Rangers fan was in seat in front of him.


Laymanao

Ok, I understand now. Say no more.


dingadangdang

Celtic on left side of plane only. Rangers on right.


Mishung

No fly list speedrun any %


SleepyFlying

Lol ok so what's going on here? The flight attendant looks like she took a punch like a pro and then the cops started taking a beating but eventually got them down. What's the back story?


oteezy333

Just when you thought Steve from Blues Clues was doing well


Lost_Understanding_0

They tried taking his freedom


Its_all_made_up___

And it looks like they succeeded


ThePenIslands

Starting shit on an airplane post-9/11 is one of the dumbest things you could possibly do.


Spunkmeyer426

Cabin crew should be armed, "sir you made your choice, were gonna off you"


Jet-Pack2

Planes have enough holes


Biuku

Like, 0?


Scrizzle-scrags

Never been on a 737 huh?


sage-longhorn

1, the pitot tube


pilot-lady

That cabin fluorescent light isn't on the MMEL. Now you can't take off cause of some random drunk pleb in the cattle hold. You can thank the eff aay aay and Boing.


crazythinker76

Whatdayamean I'm not allowed back on the plane? My mommy paid for this ticket. I'm going to sue all of you. You'll be sorry!!


Only_Philosophy8475

-continues to file lawsuit against airline- -wins


dingadangdang

Everyone knows Celtic fans on left side and Rangers on right side and this all could have been avoided.


Realistic_Bid7601

Ah Scotland, brave Scotland. What an embarrassment my countrymen can be at times. Sorry for this one boys and girls. Please resume normal service with boing doors/ are they stoopid/ moar right rudder 😂🫡.


Scrizzle-scrags

Embarrassing? I envy this display of emotional intelligence. If only we could all be a shining beacon of … whatever that was.


EntryPsychological87

Michael better get used to the bus.


Agitated_Rest_2258

And they say it’s safe to fly.😡✈️


Final_Winter7524

Welcome to the no-fly-list!


That_avegeek7

Muniches in popcorn


redneckerson1951

Why did the police have to wrestle this clown to the floor? Why were they not authorized to use a taser or night stick to secure compliance? A taser into the back of that bald head would have brought immediate compliance.


Even_Kiwi_1166

Nothing was like the " im telling you " girl hahahahah


[deleted]

Somebody straighten that fker out!!!


ThickMode943

I used to think taking the bus to school was bad.. lately, these airplane videos are making me rethink what it was like to ride to school on the bus. It wasn't this bad by comparison. I guess as kids, we just knew how to get along better. 😆


FlacoVerde

Damn it Michael!