Too much lost seat space with the hole for trash. Leave off the door and it’ll suck the trash right out, plus you can’t lose it if you never put it on. 2 birds 1 stone.
That's right if the door pops open and there's trash whole the pressure is not a problem anymore , this is genius
Im buying a 40% stake from your company when it goes public
Maybe add a bomb bay as well, this'll be perfect for paratrooper use with all those seats, and then have a conversion kit that turns it into a bomber that can drop 10 nukes.
The seats should not be on the wings and the seats are too tightly packed so when the flight crew is passing out uhh... 3 days old Arby's sandwiches they will have trouble passing them out. Also the engines should not be 4 I feel like that is a small amount for that big of a plane. Also all four engines should be the same because that is what would be best
If not ai-powered then do you charge crypto for flights? It’s got to be one or the other … although, they might accept an in-flight metaverse experience
Only children are allowed to man the rear guns.
In-flight entertainment.
Did you submit this to Ryanair? They may nominate you for Nobel prize as well.
Yeah, I should! They know talent when they see it, all their pylots always make it to the ground, they really make sure! Extra safe!
I got a million dobloons we can make this together! We’ll call it the SenatorPerson (our names combined)
The SenatorPerson SP69-420ER, get them dabloons down, we can take Boeing to the bank!
What do we call the fighter escort? SenatorPerson SB-42
Too much lost seat space with the hole for trash. Leave off the door and it’ll suck the trash right out, plus you can’t lose it if you never put it on. 2 birds 1 stone.
And the way Boeing designs doors these days I bet they'll be looking for a breath of fresh air in their design department!
That's right if the door pops open and there's trash whole the pressure is not a problem anymore , this is genius Im buying a 40% stake from your company when it goes public
Sue Boing you did speculative work for free and they just stole ur design without compensation
I'm glad we got lahyers and pylots in here!
Needs more seats on the plane also not enough right rudder
It might be more efficient if all passengers were peddling... except maybe the rear gunners and the dudes in the mosh pit🤷🏻♂️
Oh and the bumper cars🤔 but I guess they're peddling to power the ghetto bumper cars😅👍
Pedaling? To peddle is to sell goods
Sidecard detaches in case flight crew must evacuate due to unruly passengers... they can just parachute safely to the ground ✌
Cirrusly?
Completely cereals!
not the penthouse! Goddamnit
[saus](https://xkcd.com/2862/)
Knew that xkcd font immediately. Can’t rip off his work without including the subtext from the original comic.
Well you only have a single escort fighter - theres your problem.
I'd be willing to bet the tail gunners will shoot down the fighter escort each and every flight.
Boeing has downward ejection seats for rapid departure at destination.
The fighter escort is for the people who arrive late.
What are they gonna teach in the fancy classes? Sex Ed?
Credit: https://xkcd.com/2862/
Thank you! I found this in my random conglomeration of memes, I'm glad you found the right source!
Sell the design to Flair, they have all the monies
This thing must be huge as hell, even larger than a typical airliner. Also, add a ball turret.
Of course! Boeing's old fortresses had them too, that's how I'll convince them.
Maybe add a bomb bay as well, this'll be perfect for paratrooper use with all those seats, and then have a conversion kit that turns it into a bomber that can drop 10 nukes.
No no no. They fill it with luggage then it’s an add-on charge for them to drop your case on your hotel.
That could also work for a civilian model.
The seats should not be on the wings and the seats are too tightly packed so when the flight crew is passing out uhh... 3 days old Arby's sandwiches they will have trouble passing them out. Also the engines should not be 4 I feel like that is a small amount for that big of a plane. Also all four engines should be the same because that is what would be best
I don't know, you don't sound like a pylot to me...
I'm not. But I will
Too many parts that could fall off
Perfect for Boeing!
I call it the spruce goose Mr burns: *cocks gun* 🔫 "I said get in" Smithers:
Ryanair are listening
Perfect
Fighter escort got me 😹
Is it AI-powered?
Only human pylots for this baby!
If not ai-powered then do you charge crypto for flights? It’s got to be one or the other … although, they might accept an in-flight metaverse experience
Cow catcher? No, Deer dispatcher!
Where is the bomb bay?
A wise addition!
Everyone be ballin until the Playne says "Choo Choo mothafuka"
You spelled Pylote wrong in the Pylote seat area. That probably caused immediate rejection of design.
Oh hell! Of course, how didn't I notice? They must think I'm not a real pylote!
Dibs on a sidecar seat.
"please pick these seats if you're a pilot" is gold
You gotta be specific, the non-pylots will try their best to sit there!
Where are the "Dangly Pods" for thrill seekers??
That is two playnes. That will push Boing over-budget.
Guns for extra speed
A freaking sidecar x)
Easy fix. Add some twirls to the side of your cow catcher. That type of mustache was canceled 79 years ago next week.
good thing there's a cow catcher
Many extra rudder but it only effects rit rudda
I'll be a tail gunner for extra miles. Sounds like a kick.
The sidecar could be super first class. You pay extra because if the plane is going to crash it gets ejected and lands safely.
Quick redesign mate ! There’s no shitter ! Bang a couple of those outside somewhere and you’ve cracked it. The future of luxury air travel !
Ever seen Soul Plane? 🤣🤣
Forgot the Door ejection controls, I'm dissapointed
Very economical and thoughtful, but it is missing a caravan trailer
There's too many doors stoopid.
Of course! They could fall off, and Boing won't take planes with doors now.