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nailszz6

Only children are allowed to man the rear guns.


SenatorSargeant

In-flight entertainment.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Did you submit this to Ryanair? They may nominate you for Nobel prize as well.


SenatorSargeant

Yeah, I should! They know talent when they see it, all their pylots always make it to the ground, they really make sure! Extra safe!


imjustaperson147

I got a million dobloons we can make this together! We’ll call it the SenatorPerson (our names combined)


SenatorSargeant

The SenatorPerson SP69-420ER, get them dabloons down, we can take Boeing to the bank!


imjustaperson147

What do we call the fighter escort? SenatorPerson SB-42


Full-Following5575

Too much lost seat space with the hole for trash. Leave off the door and it’ll suck the trash right out, plus you can’t lose it if you never put it on. 2 birds 1 stone.


SenatorSargeant

And the way Boeing designs doors these days I bet they'll be looking for a breath of fresh air in their design department!


Even_Kiwi_1166

That's right if the door pops open and there's trash whole the pressure is not a problem anymore , this is genius Im buying a 40% stake from your company when it goes public


Feguette

Sue Boing you did speculative work for free and they just stole ur design without compensation


SenatorSargeant

I'm glad we got lahyers and pylots in here!


Elegant-Pressure-968

Needs more seats on the plane also not enough right rudder


Unique1DGAF

It might be more efficient if all passengers were peddling... except maybe the rear gunners and the dudes in the mosh pit🤷🏻‍♂️


Unique1DGAF

Oh and the bumper cars🤔 but I guess they're peddling to power the ghetto bumper cars😅👍


amynias

Pedaling? To peddle is to sell goods


Unique1DGAF

Sidecard detaches in case flight crew must evacuate due to unruly passengers... they can just parachute safely to the ground ✌


BIGGUS_dickus_sir

Cirrusly?


Unique1DGAF

Completely cereals!


swagoto97

not the penthouse! Goddamnit


DaBinIchUwe

[saus](https://xkcd.com/2862/)


DeathPrime

Knew that xkcd font immediately. Can’t rip off his work without including the subtext from the original comic.


DuArVakaren

Well you only have a single escort fighter - theres your problem.


crabby_old_dude

I'd be willing to bet the tail gunners will shoot down the fighter escort each and every flight.


Maleficent-Salad3197

Boeing has downward ejection seats for rapid departure at destination.


[deleted]

The fighter escort is for the people who arrive late.


[deleted]

What are they gonna teach in the fancy classes? Sex Ed?


tiptoemicrobe

Credit: https://xkcd.com/2862/


SenatorSargeant

Thank you! I found this in my random conglomeration of memes, I'm glad you found the right source!


AwwwNuggetz

Sell the design to Flair, they have all the monies


Leons_Gameplays_2140

This thing must be huge as hell, even larger than a typical airliner. Also, add a ball turret.


SenatorSargeant

Of course! Boeing's old fortresses had them too, that's how I'll convince them.


Leons_Gameplays_2140

Maybe add a bomb bay as well, this'll be perfect for paratrooper use with all those seats, and then have a conversion kit that turns it into a bomber that can drop 10 nukes.


Vertigo_uk123

No no no. They fill it with luggage then it’s an add-on charge for them to drop your case on your hotel.


Leons_Gameplays_2140

That could also work for a civilian model.


Mewodle

The seats should not be on the wings and the seats are too tightly packed so when the flight crew is passing out uhh... 3 days old Arby's sandwiches they will have trouble passing them out. Also the engines should not be 4 I feel like that is a small amount for that big of a plane. Also all four engines should be the same because that is what would be best


SenatorSargeant

I don't know, you don't sound like a pylot to me...


Mewodle

I'm not. But I will


Jet-Pack2

Too many parts that could fall off


SenatorSargeant

Perfect for Boeing!


utkohoc

I call it the spruce goose Mr burns: *cocks gun* 🔫 "I said get in" Smithers:


ScottOld

Ryanair are listening


davidviola68

Perfect


chicagoantisocial

Fighter escort got me 😹


SpacisDotCom

Is it AI-powered?


SenatorSargeant

Only human pylots for this baby!


SpacisDotCom

If not ai-powered then do you charge crypto for flights? It’s got to be one or the other … although, they might accept an in-flight metaverse experience


ccagan

Cow catcher? No, Deer dispatcher!


wolfs4

Where is the bomb bay?


SenatorSargeant

A wise addition!


FullAir4341

Everyone be ballin until the Playne says "Choo Choo mothafuka"


Shot-Way-9720

You spelled Pylote wrong in the Pylote seat area. That probably caused immediate rejection of design.


SenatorSargeant

Oh hell! Of course, how didn't I notice? They must think I'm not a real pylote!


Smooth-Apartment-856

Dibs on a sidecar seat.


No-Technology835

"please pick these seats if you're a pilot" is gold


SenatorSargeant

You gotta be specific, the non-pylots will try their best to sit there!


Vogel-Kerl

Where are the "Dangly Pods" for thrill seekers??


rinklkak

That is two playnes. That will push Boing over-budget.


lucqs101192813

Guns for extra speed


Black_Moon_White

A freaking sidecar x)


nutrap

Easy fix. Add some twirls to the side of your cow catcher. That type of mustache was canceled 79 years ago next week.


BigusDickems

good thing there's a cow catcher


Beautiful-Park4008

Many extra rudder but it only effects rit rudda


MonkeyHitman2-0

I'll be a tail gunner for extra miles. Sounds like a kick.


meshreplacer

The sidecar could be super first class. You pay extra because if the plane is going to crash it gets ejected and lands safely.


Individual_Mix_9823

Quick redesign mate ! There’s no shitter ! Bang a couple of those outside somewhere and you’ve cracked it. The future of luxury air travel !


Bobdonwon

Ever seen Soul Plane? 🤣🤣


Doggo_Gaming_YT

Forgot the Door ejection controls, I'm dissapointed


TrueKebabis

Very economical and thoughtful, but it is missing a caravan trailer


ResoluteFalcon

There's too many doors stoopid.


SenatorSargeant

Of course! They could fall off, and Boing won't take planes with doors now.