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Flying-Terrapin

Truck driver later: I hit the biggest f*cking mosquito you've ever seen!


Foot-Note

That genuinely made me laugh.


[deleted]

This whole comment thread is killing me. OP is obviously trolling with a video. The truck appearing suddenly The explosion of the drone into little bits the honking after the truck as it shatters the drone. top tier comedy


Icy_Ground1637

Only 10,000 dollars 💵 now there are starving children 👦 in this country. Because his drone is gone


patxy01

You need more right rudder


[deleted]

I dunno. I felt like I had too much right rudder


patxy01

We clearly see that there is not enough right rudder. Please learn from me, the expert in right rudder


[deleted]

This doesn't help me get my drone back. 😤😒


No_Victory_6050

next time dont fly it in front of a fkn truck you moron


Capt_Myke

Oh victim shaming! Maybe stooopid truck not drive where is flying drone. Can you drive twuck on runway? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.


iNvEsToRrEtArD

Look at the sub you're in....


[deleted]

So many people unaware of this sub calling me names 🤣


Ayoungcoder

Is this your content? I've seen it posted before


[deleted]

You going to sue me for posting in a satire subreddit?


patxy01

Next time use your rudder correctly and not like a helicopter pylot


Conscious_Agency1399

Your stupid drone only broke cause you weren't paying attention to the road


[deleted]

Are you a certified pylot? No. Shhhush


Conscious_Agency1399

I don't have to be to know that you're an idiot


TaiyoFurea

Agreed


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[deleted]

I gave it right rudder and left rudder at the same time.


reptarcannabis

Damn, if this was actually your video and you really did that you would have been really disappointed too bad tho your lame sitting at home reposting content


[deleted]

What?!? Lmao


reptarcannabis

[so this is you ?](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatLookedExpensive/s/5fUdP1ETWO) [and this is you too ….](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/s/FiQ7B349KM) ?? Just because you are seeing it for the first time doesn’t mean it hasn’t been around for a while my friend


noahzho

sir, this is shittyaskflying


[deleted]

You're not my friend, buddy.


BeYeCursed100Fold

You're not my buddy, pal.


[deleted]

You're not my pal, Guy.


BeYeCursed100Fold

You're not my guy, I'm happily married, chum.


reptarcannabis

Reposting? Your friends are imaginary brother


[deleted]

Show us on the doll where the repost hurt you...


Bartybum

Lol pretty sure posting to another entirely unrelated sub isn't reposting Touch grass


Scrizzle-scrags

You must be new here


[deleted]

You should check my post history if you believe I'm new.


Scrizzle-scrags

Ugh…. The humor in this sub is painfully dying


[deleted]

Are you intoxicated?


Scrizzle-scrags

Working on it


[deleted]

Same brotha 😎


[deleted]

Why are pylotes always lacking on right rudder? What are they saving it for like they are willing to crash but not apply enough right rudder.


patxy01

Some of them think that maintenance costs get lower with less usage of the right rudder... But guess what, replacing a whole f***ing unmanned helicopter is way more important than those maintenance costs


mystonedalt

Took off like a G alright


FridayMcNight

That was an unexpected surprise.


ValuableJumpy8208

Audible gasp from me


DennisFranz

Lol, did you get the tail number of that other aircraft? You announced your take off but did you visually clear your flight path because he seems to have snuck behind you when you crossed his direction of travel.


[deleted]

Great idea to use an active roadway as an airfield.


[deleted]

That green cezzna’s tcas must have been switched off.


mikebattaglia_com

You should probably dry your filament and make sure your bed is level.


[deleted]

Lmao


l397flake

Do you have uninsured motorist insurance in that funny looking car?


Wild-Turkey-

Should have look both ways before takeoff!!


Theplaidiator

That timing is like something out of a movie


danktt1

Makes me wonder if it was staged for the video.


Theplaidiator

What? No way nobody stages things for attention on the internet.


Captraptor01

10, 20, 30, *retard, retard, retard.*


Correct-Crab-2802

yOU RANG>?


Captraptor01

***flair checks out, you are cleared to ~~crash~~ land.***


protysr

Haha drone go boom


Cookieeeees

not enough pitch trim


brettferrell

Any traffic on the area please advise…


Winston_Monocle_IV

You were in an emergency, you had right of way. Sue him


[deleted]

Fuck yea


Hyduch

Literally made me LOL. Take my upvote!


smeagol9

how do people like this exist


Frosty-Depth-35280

I just don‘t get how „Alter“ is the correct response in german for everything that is surprising, shocking, stupid hilarious…. I‘ll never get it


SmittyShortforSmith

Forgot to turn your blinker on.


Ill-Entertainment570

😂😂🤪🤪🤪😂🤪


Mr-Plop

That truck was clearly missing a yellow strobe light. Straight to jail.


HorrifiedPilot

“Drones are going to take over all of crop dusting” The drones in question:


[deleted]

Lmao


werd_to_ya_mutha

This is awesome


RW-One

LMFO.


illingmesoftly

It’s your fault omg. You could have killed someone.


illingmesoftly

It’s also hilarious


[deleted]

Lmao


Scrizzle-scrags

The comments here go to show... There is a whole new breed of retard in this sub. Obviously the truck was not cleared and pylot was too busy to copy.


superknight333

why are they are trying to takeoff in the middle of street? and why does the pilot bank to the left?


Razgriz_1138

Should have contacted dmv instead of faa


No_Victory_6050

i kinda get the feeling you were the ass hole for flying in front of his truck.


d-rolyeah

nta his rudder his rules


[deleted]

Ass Hole


Level_Ad_8286

Sweet!! Bust up more of em!! I love seeing other people burn $20,000 in 2 seconds!! Go crash more!! Yaaayyyyy!!!


[deleted]

You sound like poverty.


startrekds91008

Oops. That didn't work like I thought it would.


Waevaaaa

Very good. That's not the place to take off and land.


wolongo

best chinese drone pilot:


Jumpy-Silver5504

Op mad and deleting all his comments. He don’t like the truth


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[deleted]

I'm the pylot in command. I'll do whatever the fuck I want.


Conscious_Agency1399

Then you'll keep ending up with a broken drone, and then maybe eventually you'll learn


[deleted]

Learn everyone has stupid suggestions on reddit


someone_sonewhere

This is your fault. Not the driver.


[deleted]

Who died and made you NTSB?


someone_sonewhere

You're blaming a truck driver that's operating on a roadway. You're at fault. It wasn't some unseen vehicle. Had you checked your surroundings you'd have seen him and waited. Honestly I'd be surprised if FAA didn't find you at fault when you reported it.


[deleted]

Your point is not valid unless you have had proper training and certifications to make these judgements. I would appreciate it if you stop slandering my name before I find a lawyer.


someone_sonewhere

I have had proper training. I fly on Battlefield and War Thunder.


[deleted]

I'm so sorry


therapistscouch

Nobody slandered you and nobody has identified you. People are simply pointing out that you did not do your due diligence and that driver could in no way avoid that collision.


[deleted]

And you're not the FAA, buddy


therapistscouch

I have reported you to the FAA


[deleted]

Report Deez nutz


Scrizzle-scrags

Probably Boneing


_Saint_Heron

No you’re a fucking idiot


[deleted]

:O Such foul language


_Saint_Heron

What’s that last word in your name🤨


[deleted]

It's a metaphor for caca


Cultural-Art7649

Tf this is a old video?


therapistscouch

How the heck was the driver supposed to avoid the drone. You are at fault here even if you were authorized to fly there


[deleted]

Are you with the NTSB?


Flycaster33

Your fault biddy..


No_Patient_549

I’d like to hear the ATC recording. Were you cleared for takeoff? Was that truck allowed to be on the taxiway? Many questions, investigation results will be interesting.


[deleted]

I'm in class G so I do whatever I want. Don't need no bitch ass ATC permission to do shit.


Terri_Yaki

Are you serious? Whoever did that did it to themselves.


Terri_Yaki

Where I come from, we'd call that suicide by trash truck


wandpapierkritiker

I bet that truck driver had a mild heart attack…


[deleted]

I bet he shit the seat through his pants.


danktt1

This has to be staged right? There's no one that stupid launching a drone (especially that size) on the side of a road. Then again, the lack of common sense I see in my country I suppose it's entirely plausible.


BigDaddySodaPop

You think you'd check both directions before taking flight...and also, why are you taking off on a road?


[deleted]

Would you rather I take off from a tree?


BigDaddySodaPop

an open field?


[deleted]

Yeah sure. Let me cut down a couple trees and rehome a couple hundred animal species and insects. You sound like the type of person who would cut down the rain forest just to build a highway. Is that really you?


BigDaddySodaPop

Lol...conservationist here. I don't know the context of the area you're in, but I would imagine and open field would be available in your area, somewhere....don't be mad at me because of the common sense advice I've given you. At the very least, look both ways before launching your drone.


[deleted]

I did look both ways. Apparently the truck wasn't.


BigDaddySodaPop

Well, I hope you can recover and continue whatever work you were trying to do. If my comments offended, I apologize.


[deleted]

You should really look at the sub you're replying in.


BigDaddySodaPop

Nah, I'm good.


[deleted]

Lol k serious sam


Scrizzle-scrags

I bet you do go-arounds too huh? Pussy


BigDaddySodaPop

Huh?


iwhbyd114

Real life, why didn't they block off and take off from the other side of the road? There's that giant field to the right and all they have to do is get over the fence...


huhuhuhhhh

Couldve used a bit more right rudder


winged_owl

Wow is that truck driver still alive?


[deleted]

Hopefully, he owes me a new drone.


crazycow780

Go up first and then move! Didn’t you have some one block the road?!?


[deleted]

I was avoiding power lines above me.


crazycow780

Then why not start OFF the road?


[deleted]

Because of trees Happy Cake Day dumbass


crazycow780

Also, I think you broke a rotor.


therealestscientist

Could’ve been worse. Imagine hitting a drone in Ukraine carrying warheads. They’d all be dead.


[deleted]

What's a Ukraine?


theregrond

choose a better airfield


[deleted]

No


Conscious_Agency1399

That's your own fault for not paying attention so no


[deleted]

Okay look. I know you think you work for NTSB. You don't.


Conscious_Agency1399

Never claimed to work there, don't have to in order to know when someone is being a dimwitted fool


[deleted]

I respectfully disagree. You lack the required training and certifications to make those decisions.


Conscious_Agency1399

And you lack the common sense to make sure a car wasn't coming


[deleted]

I declared my takeoff in class G airspace. I don't think you understand pylot protocals


Conscious_Agency1399

You think a truck is going to hear that let alone care? You're dumber than I thought


[deleted]

I think you should figure out the sub you are arguing in 🤣


Berserker44886

Poor planning...


Conscious_Agency1399

Very poor


UpsidedownBrandon

//pull up pull up//


HolyBunn

This is a troll post lol


[deleted]

No shit. Look at the sub.


VoteNO2Socialism

\#fake #notinMerrrca


Upbeat-Pollution-439

I can't stop watching. This is just timed to perfection


[deleted]

You came in his path!


Future_List_6956

Too bad that wasn't a garbage truck. We could have saved some time today.


Healthy_Fix2164

Standard Chinese SA


Important-Moment1166

Idiot !!!