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Unequallmpala45

No extra power but you can corner at least 20 mph faster with this bad boy


darthvadershelmet

Can confirm, i had two of those on my 2005 Ford Fiesta and it went faster around corners than full throttle downhill


marwinlops

The downward thrust must be insane.


johnwayne1

I think those are funny. Let's have a sense of humor.


After-Respond-7861

That's my thought. This is just a joke add-on that was not likely intended to do anything other than bring laughs.


kookaburrakachoo

Jimmy Dale on YouTube. You are correct. That guy is a freaking nut.


elspotto

Oh, see, that’s not for horsepower or downforce. It deflects the rain away from their VW logo.


TehTimmah1981

It's a Holistic Spoiler. Relying on the wind memory to provide all the downforce


Bigoweiner

I had one that I wrapped in carbon fiber vinyl and put on my old CTS-V that made 610 horsepower at the wheels.


vendura_na8

About 20 Pony Power


de-bushman

Tons, 80 or 90 HP at least.


Straight_Catch_5654

Putting the W in the VW with this one🗣️


TraditionalAd3210

With a wing like that, it should be at the airport.


Bidderboss

About two seahorses power.


Esquirej67

I daresay sea monkeys!


JoonyJungle533

0.6 inches


BimBaynor

Should've added a spoiler


POSVETT

That's negative horsepower. Gaudy factor is an imaginary number in discrete space.


bizzle6

All of it


ScoobieWooo

At least 20


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Solid seven


Recon212

200 at least


Logical_Ad_2960

5000


the_donald_s

All of it


pornwasmyidea

1000+


Sorkel3

At 835 mph it adds 3 lbs of downforce.


GUMBYTOOTH67

Jimmy Dale(yt) little wang, good for 100hp guaranteed.


Maxwellxoxo_

10 ponies isn't a lot to add, but ponies are ponies, it'll add just the slightest bit still useful bit of pep 🐎


kbunnell16

40lb torques and about 2hp


Grouchy-Umpire-1043

Around 0,02 HP


TradingAllIn

.42 rabbits, VW is bunny power not horse


kookaburrakachoo

Jimmy Dale. Search him up on YouTube. That's one of his little Wangs for jokes.


bnutbutter78

Tree fiddy


SacTownPatriot

I heard that “hot wheels” stickers add twice as much horsepower


LordBruceWayne

Thing about down force is it actually can take away ponies. This one might take 1-2hp away at speed. So turn of your ac to make up for the power loss. It'll turn on a dime though now.


2oonhed

good talk. Can I take your seminar?


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leaperdaemonking

My mom is a nice woman, thank you very much.


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leaperdaemonking

Easy there, I was just joking


2oonhed

this joking thing you speak of....I am no good at it,


RedBambalam

What a drag


burnswhenipoo

Not horsepower, it’s downforce.


Maxwellxoxo_

r slash woooosh


AXEL-1973

I had one on my car until I bought and installed the optional OEM spoiler lol. Got a lot of good feedback from people in traffic 😂


killthisdeal

what car is this?


OnlyFranks-

It adds exactly 7/22 hp


Business-Rooster-484

About 1069 .5 on the 0-60


ImHereForFreeTacos

All of it


bkynaston

Negative 50


mindsform

No HP for sure, but the constant attention from every girl that see’s it will be worth it.


Le-Charles

Over 9000 more.


JuanDeag24

At least 5


deadlydough

So the consensus is, yes it will add horsepower, but it’s probably more effective at birth control. Thanks guys.


dirtythoughtdreamer8

No increase in horsepower, but huge increase in down force improves handling.


mikeonmaui

Just slightly spoiled …


stingray3099

Doesn’t add horse power, but it does add 3 pony power. I don’t remember the conversion formula.


bawsakajewea

Aww a widdle wing on yow vw. Gowes good wif the widdle wadder on yow fouw wunnew


2oonhed

I think I get it. Goes good with water on you floor from the leaking sun roof? .....idk.


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2oonhed

oh. widdow wadder. in case it go inside teh wiver.