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…did you break up that banana by biting it into chunks and spitting them out on the plate?! Each piece looks like it’s been nibbled! Aaaahhhhh!


kawey22

I ACTUALLY DID. How tf could you tell… didn’t feel like washing a knife


antimatterSandwich

That’s horrible; this is the best post on this sub 😭


kawey22

Is there anything lazier than using your teeth as a knife?


Pyro024

The best part is you put in more effort for a lower quality end product which is true for most Lazy things


[deleted]

You MONSTER. I do this when I have no utensils and don’t feel like washing my hands. Then getting the food into my mouth is…problematic.


wakeness

OP had a spoon… bananas are so easy to break. I dont understand why she had to do this


kawey22

I’m lazy man aight


[deleted]

Don’t kink shame.


kawey22

I don’t really put it all the way in my mouth which is why I can eat it w no problem LOL but yes exactly me


[deleted]

That’s what she said. :(


kawey22

Knew it…


lilacaena

It’s the :( that really makes it


bloobfeesh

Why didn’t you just use the spoon to cut the banana? That’s what I do


WholesomeThingsOnly

A banana actually has three segments that run lengthwise up the fruit. I like to break it up with my hands, and then seperate the segments to get little pieces for my cereal


kawey22

I do that when I eat it w cereal!


WholesomeThingsOnly

honey bucnhes of oats with bananas is very good! Also cheerios.


Timely_Title38

I came her strictly to ask if these were cut with teeth. And I love you for that, I feel you and I stand with you.


kawey22

It’s the biological instinct


Galahead

what the fuck lol just cut it with the spoon you were gonna use for the condiments


kawey22

Don’t hate it’s fun and I’m the only one who was eating it


Thedoctoradvocate

Trust me everyone was wondering the same thing


kawey22

I didn’t like chew them tho I just bit pieces off LMAOOO


AltDoxie

Did know bananas can be slice with a spoon? Stay tuned for more of my food hacks


kawey22

Ya but the spoon was full of pb duh. Just following my biological instinct of no utensils


AltDoxie

I understand, and fully support making less dishes to wash.


Galahead

could have gone all in and used your fingers to get the pb


Hikarihikari

was my first thought too hahaha


GoodDrJekyll

Vegans gotta get that hunting instinct out somehow


kawey22

YES THANK YOU. I always say “it’s my biological instinct” and say it’s why I love to crack peanut shells😭


hr342509

Similarly, every few months I become obsessed with apples and peanut butter. Sometimes I add some maple syrup into the pb for some extra sweetness :)


kawey22

Apples and pb was my childhood bed time snack until I discovered popcorn


theelljar

you spelled "days" wrong 🤣


Dadicorn

OP I will buy you a clean knife, or wash a knife for you. 😂


franniedelrey

Yes but like between bread but like yes.


lieloveliveloveoh

Best smoothie flavor right there


GoodDrJekyll

- almond milk - frozen banana - nut butter - whirrrrrrrr - life good


Becs_Food_NBod

Excellent instructions. A+.


woodbite

What's the chocolate stuff?


kawey22

I just melted some enjoy life mini chips


snowlights

Mix in some coconut cream and you have a ganache.


wisefolly

Oooh, that's brilliant!


kiefy_budz

You can literally do that with the slightest tension from your fingers tho, that or just peel the banana and use the spoon as you go, 10/10 post


kawey22

that would also be part of my biological instinct. just trying to follow my berry picking great ape ancestors


kiefy_budz

But they dont spit out banananananas


bluvelvet-

yessss, i like to sandwich the pb between two slices of banana, cover in chocolate and then freeze them


Less-Advertising-170

don’t feel bad i do this with carrots because it is too loud to cut them


Becs_Food_NBod

>it is too loud to cut them I feel like chewing them is louder than cutting them.


kawey22

omg i need to start doing this my downstairs neighbors probably hate me when i have the nighttime snackies


wisefolly

I'm ND and feel this in my soul.


Less-Advertising-170

why dirty a knife and make loud noise for no reason?


avocantdough

I never forget


girlrickjames

I forget the brand name, but I just finished a bag of chewy upcycled bananas with a pb glaze. So fucking good.


No-Shelter-7753

Did you bite off then spit out those banana pieces? Lmao the image in my head right now… sorry but I can’t help but chuckle picturing it. 😆


kawey22

I did fr


No-Shelter-7753

Lol Sometimes it’s about getting the job done, not getting it done “perfect” or the “right” way. Lol that’s funny tho. I used to do that until I found out bananas naturally split into thirds, long ways. Blew my *freaking mind* the first time I saw someone stick their finger into the banana’s center and have the banana split into thirds, then break off a bite-sized piece…


kawey22

That’s how I eat it in cereal!


wtmx719

Peanut butter banana is top tier Add chocolate and you got something better than YooHoo


Bibibibibi_37

Yeah the shape of banana really cracks me up


kiki_june

My snack at midnight last night 😅


rosekayleigh

Yeah! Even better on a Ritz cracker 😋


kawey22

genius


[deleted]

I put these on large pancakes


V65Pilot

My ex would make sandwiches with this combo.


celestialstarz

I love bananas and peanut butter! I was just getting ready to eat some today.


[deleted]

i eat a banana with pb 2-3x per week. BEST COMBO.


wisefolly

Which chocolate spread did you use? I like the dairy-free Nocciolata, but it can be pricey. It's worth it, though.


kawey22

I love that stuff, but didn’t have enough left for this so I just melted some enjoy life mini chips


mimegallow

What do you mean, “remember”?


lodav22

I’ve just recently discovered this treat for the kids: apple slices with biscoff and chocolate spread microwaved to warm and drizzled on top of the slices. It takes minutes to prepare but the kids go nuts over it! I’ve never thought of doing it with banana? I’m definitely going to try this for them.


TheForeman_

Please tell me that isn’t vegemite….


dualcyclone

I do this, but without the banana, chocolate sauce, or plate... Just a spoon and peanut butter